Tonga's Shirtless Olympic Wonder Pita Taufatofua

Too much oil. Half-Australian.

Like Dick Clark, he doesn't age.

Straight or gay, he;'s certainly getting fucked tonight.

I once had dinner with a former Olympic athlete (cross-country skiing) who told me during the Games the Olympic Village is just a tireless fuck farm.

Datalounge would never choose a nonwhite representative.

Has Mama's Mussy commented yet?

He's too upstanding a citizen for Momma. She prefers raging hot cagemeat.

He's too Fernando Lamas for my taste.

R3 It's true - the Olympic Village is Jock Fuck Central.

Never too much "earl"

R1 that's fine with me. Won't need the lube tonight then

Get back in line, R11! I've been in the queue since the last Olympics...

Applying my usual logic here: If a guy is 38, looks like that, has no kids, wife or GF, he must be gay. Which he's not exactly denying either. And I, for one, couldn't be happier

King

[quote]during the Games the Olympic Village is just a tireless fuck farm.

What does this mean? Everyone fucks everyone as often as possible? Or just the ones they're sharing room with?

R15 And, more importantly, do they fuck women or other men?

Polynesian men suffer from tiny meat unfortunately.

Yes, he has a teeny weenie.

Tongans are rabidly religious are they not? Like evangelical gay hating religious haters.

Yes, Rose / R15 - athletes can only copulate with their IOC-Sanctioned Buddy.

I’d eat his ass.

[quote][R15] And, more importantly, do they fuck women or other men?

The straights fuck straights. The gays fuck gays. The bisexuals fuck both.

The other sexualities are probably out of luck.

YAAASSSSS HUNTY

Thirsty whore shows up greased like a pig at a luau every Olympiad, winter too, and promptly gets last. Less costume selection, more training.

I prefer Fiji men.

It's not his dick that I want, R17...

I speak here from personal experience: The Olympic Villages are full of super hot bodies of both sexes. There are lots of closeted athletes, and the attraction of beautiful bodies brings out the bi in a lot of men. Not to mention everyone is walking around in athletic shorts, bikinis, etc.

"IF you medal, I'll blow you!"

"If you don't medal, I'll console you with a blow job."

And they’re all far away from home. You know, what happens in Vegas…

R17, I don’t care about that. As long as he is hot

Also R26 "One summer in band camp...."

A Pita is made to be stuffed.

Have we made this joke already? I mean, it is the obvious one.

Pita al TofuTofu

If he lifted his skirt, would we see a foreskin?

R32 Go die in a grease fire, stupid Mrkan

R32 You and your stupid pointless obsession

R30 Is everyone a top on this website?

[quote] Polynesian men suffer from tiny meat unfortunately.

No they don’t and he’s Tongan and Australian, Mary.

slutty whores

Not going to lie, I laughed out loud at NateCrnkovich's question at R35.

I wonder if he lubed up his ass as well.

He’s a fucking fox.

So hot - damn!

Looks like he knows his way around a pole.

Hottest man ever

r36 Tongans are Polynesians - big, fat Polynesians.

[quote]By some published surveys, Tonga has one of the highest obesity rates in the world. World Health Organization data published in 2014 indicates that Tonga stands 4th overall in terms of countries listed by mean body mass index data. In 2011, 90% of the adult population were considered overweight using NIH interpretation of body mass index (BMI) data, with more than 60% of those obese. 70% of Tongan females aged 15–85 are obese. Tonga and Nauru have the world's highest overweight and obese populations.

Big, fat Polynesians on sinking Polynesian islands.

He's a perfect fusion of his mother's European ancestry and his father's Polynesian ancestry. I love this combination, as also seen in Jewish Maori Taika Waititi, even though he's hot in a different way.

Can he limbo?

Tongan flag bearer won’t be at Olympics: ‘I have another task that calls me’

Pita Taufatofua won't be participating in the Beijing Winter Olympics, as he shared in a message to his fans on Instagram.

Why would he be at the Winter Olympics any way, R49?

R50 For clickbait. And to encourage tourism.

The Tongans in Australia have a big reputation for football thuggery and Presbyterian piety.

R50 if you had bothered to read the article you would know the answer.

[quote] In 2018, he held the honor of being Tonga's first-ever Winter Olympics athlete and competed in cross-country skiing at the Pyeongchang Games