Who were the hottest pieces of ass in rock and roll in the 70's and 80's?

Steve then and now.

Well, based on this album cover I was going to say Mike Reno of Loverboy, but it looks like the ass belonged to the 13 year old daughter of the photographer, so I take it back.

Definitely Bruce after he got humiliated by that Rolling Stone article and started working out, the front of those jeans in Dancing in the Dark were nicely packed as well.

Cheap trick guy and mick jagger

Robert Plant.

Bruce Springsteen, I have seen him around New York, beautiful skin on that man. His wife is FUG. She was smart enough to get pregnant, though. He didn't marry her for a year after the kid was born.

I would say Barry Gibb and also Andy Gibb since they looked so much alike.

[quote] I would say Barry Gibb and also Andy Gibb since they looked so much alike.

They have the same last name. Were they related?

Dennis Wilson

I always wanted to cum inside Paul Simonon, bassist for The Clash.

Gary Glitter

I always wanted to cum inside Larry Mullen Jr., drummer for U2.

Back in the day, David Lee Roth, though he seemed to age about thirty years overnight in the late 80s.

I always thought Adam Ant was very sexy.

David Lee Roth from Van Halen

How was Springsteen humiliated by a Rolling Stone article?

[quote] Gary Glitter

Goals.

King.

I had a type...

Willy DeVille

R15 I can’t find the reference, but in a review someone had called him scrawny or maybe even a scrawny Jew. He was out of the limelight for awhile and when he re-emerged with Born in the USA he was muscular, hunky and worked out.

Bette Midler had some jokes on her 1985 comedy album, Mud Will Be Flung Tonight, about Springsteen and his new worked out body. One of the lines was- I can remember when his arms were as skimpy as his chord changes.

He had nothing to be ashamed of.

Young Anthony Kiedis

Boy George, ladies.

Linda Ronstadt, Chris Isaak,

The lead singer of Smokie.

I watched one of the Michael Hutchence documentaries this week and it unbelievable how sexy and magnetic he was, something that is just not conveyed in still photographs. Part of it was his frenetic energy and him always in motion that is most evident when he’s on stage. He was really the equal of Jim Morrison in those powers. I’m glad I did see it and I have much more sympathy for him they I did before. He’s basically like Natasha Richardson, but where she succumbed in days, he lingered for years before dying.

SprIngsteen was definitely less muscular prior to Born in the USA, but he was never Jewish. But I expect most folks know this?

Anyway, very hot.

Anthony Kiedis, and the Chili Peppers in general, were never handsome but he, and they, were incredibly sexy back in the day.

I love hairy, femme, Persian, and tight little ass so obviously...

David Gilmour of Pink Floyd

INDEED, R29.

Sex appeal out the wazoo.

Mick Jagger: 1970 to 1981

Bruce Springsteen: 1978 to 1980

[quote]Young Anthony Kiedis

I was in a gas station last week, masked, and another customer asked me if I was Anthony Kiedis. He said he worked with Kiedis' father for years.

I was mortified.

Of course, the guy also seemed drunk at 10 am, so I don't think he was seeing so clearly.

They all had hot asses but they couldn't live forever.

Except Brian Wilson. And Meatloaf. And Gene Simmons.

Mark Farner, of Grand Funk Railroad, after he cut his hair in the mid-70s.

Another vote for Freddie Mercury.

sexy

peter frampton

I never found Freddy sexy, pervy and creepy, but never sexy.

Anthony Kiedis was hot. Tommy Lee was cute and Bret Michaels was hot. Andy Gibb was very cute.

Does Prince count?

1970s, James Taylor was good looking despite the unibrow. However, other times, he looked like a deranged Manson family member. On the skinny, lanky side too.

I think Brian Wilson was handsome e in the 80s.

^^ I don't know why the errant comma is there, but I meant "1970s James Taylor"

Lest we forget, Henry Rollins of Black Flag

R43, you're being an ass and typically disingenuous. You sound like a woman posting.

The thread is about the hottest pieces of ass in R&R.

Brian Wilson in the 70s was not a hot piece of ass. Brian Wilson in the 60s was not a hot piece of ass.

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[quote]Does Prince count?

You mean, was Prince hot, or could he rock and roll? You tell me.

Dave Gilmour did not what it was about.

My bid is in for Freddie Mercury

As for the hottest ass that would be given up after a lot of smoke and with hesitation - but eventual exuberance.

Even if it was developed to be part of his mid-career "brand."

[quote] You mean, was Prince hot, or could he rock and roll?

"Could he count as rock and roll?" is what I meant. While we're at it, did others here consider him hot?

R51 - Prince was never hot to me. He always looked ridiculous and that his hair would leave a slime on chairs from all the Jheri Curl. And the stillettoes? Girl!

JMO, I'm not seeing all the alleged hotness of Bruce Springsteen, young or old.

Stephens Stills turned me on as a gay tween.

I saw Larry Mullen, Jr. (U2), in person. Very handsome, short, looked at me and nodded as we crossed paths.

Michael Hutchence, I saw in person as well. Sexy, but pissy and grouchy demeanor.

Lou Christie wanted you to know he had a hairy ass and that certain poses made his waist look smaller.

Lightning Strikin'!

Billy Idol, circa 1984

Prince was too femme. He'd have transitioned to Princess if he were alive today.

R55 interesting, did you see Michael before or after the accident? TBI can really completely change people’s personalities and it sounds like it for him.

To be fair, R53, neither did Bruce. When he compared himself to Elvis (his a-ha I want to be a rock star moment) all he saw was bad skin, an horrible overbite and a scrawny body. But he’s got the soul of a poet, and hey he’s alright.

R60 here, wanted to sign off as “Weird Bruce Fan” but DL got the best of me.

Although Weird Brice is kind of catchy.

One Roger Taylor

Another Roger Taylor

There were two of them?

Kip Winger. Gorg.

Brian May darlings

Corey Hart

Corey Spears

The gorgeous Jim Morrison

Oh Christ.. Brian May was many things great, but not a heartthrob. Nothing to do with the hair (see my vote below), just too sweet a guy. And god, what a guitarist..

Freddie and Roger were the sex symbols of the band. Freddie, unlike Roger Taylor, wasn't conventionally handsome - but god, that charisma...

My vote goes to Slash, back in the day..

LOL! There wee no hot pieces of ass in GnR.

Could you do this poll about folk singers of the 1960s? Or were they all scrawny and unattractive ?

Donovan, anyone?

*were^

I have a friend who's a folksinger.

Elton John!

Oh sorry, I thought you said "hairiest pieces of ass".

Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad

r72, here you go!

Syd Barrett

Hope I’m not late…

Freddie Mercury

Ronnie Montrose:

Mick. C'mon. The lips.

A massive oh no for Mercury and Prince. I liked Joe Strummer of the Clash

Joe.

As much as I hate to admit it, Ted Nugent...

Andy does Barry.

R70 Slash was a good guitarist, but his face always looked like a baboon's ass.

Richard Marx (hot mullet). I saw him (eating, not performing) at the London Hard Rock Cafe in June 1989.

Jimmy Page

I think some of these guys seemed hot only because they were in rock bands.

Iggy Pop

In '79 I saw Andy Gibb shirtless at Venice Beach promoting something along with Lisa Whelchel promoting her new show The Facts of Life. He was quite slight and very hairy, 5'7 or 5'8" at most.

I'm sorry but Iggy Pop always reminded me of Marsha, the tanning mom who let me finish her cigarettes while she laid out on her front lawn. Her Sprite was always fortified with vodka and she named her kid Dawn and Noah. Both were fas babies.

KC from the Sunshine Band

Woof!!

Barry Manilow

Robert Palmer --- he was simply irresistable!

R81 Mick's mouth is OK but see R56. Lou Christie has the most beautiful lips!

Axl Rose

Corey Hart

God, Kip Winger was hot. I bought his CD when I was a pre-teen just so i could jerk off to the pictures in the booklet.

Young Joe Perry of Aerosmith had BDF.

Why does it look like Prince is wearing a skimpy diaper at R41?

[quote]God, Kip Winger was hot

Yes indeed. Next to Kip, it was like Jon Bon WHO? I love this gif, where you can clearly make out his dick, balls and ass...

Y’all have some shit tastes

For OP:

John Taylor

R104, John Taylor is/was indeed beautiful. He looked like an angel.

Axl Rose? LOL!

thanks, r103! yum!

saw this. love steve!

love sweaty steve!

Sexy Johnny Mathis

You're welcome, OP! I saw the video from r107, and he's intense!

Controversial opinion, but I'm going with Lou Gramm from Foreigner. He wasn't [italic]the[/italic] hottest piece of ass in the '70s and '80s, but he was [italic]a[/italic] hot piece of ass back in the day, in my opinion. The original Foreigner lineup had some attractive dudes, come to think of it.

Haven’t seen Sting mentioned?

Agree, r110. Lou was sexy. My fav from that band was Ed Gagliardi who played bass.

INXS drummer Jon Farris

[quote]Does Prince count?

Prince was an entirely different category: Nasty!

"Tusk" - era Lindsey Buckingham was perfection, before he started plucking his eyebrows.

Brian Connelly of Sweet.

1. Michael Hutchence 2. Billy Idol 3. John Taylor 4. Henry Rollins 5. Gino Vanelli

All I need(ed) was Jack Wagner, a cleancut pretty boy.

Sure he seemed nerdy, but once he stated to sing and that deep voice came out I would melt, definitely would have taken a roll with Rick Astley.

Rick Rolled

Jon Bon Jovi

The lead singer of Mr. Mister.

^Richard Page (who always showed a nice bulge)

Bob Seger

R123 Really??

Nuno Bettencourt, active from 1986 up to now. More famous for being in the rock group Extreme whose 1990 hit, More than Words, is widely regarded as one of the top rock ballads of all time.

Nuno in More Than Words

Nikki Sixx

The best sex I ever had was with Rick Springfield, who is amazing in bed. Totally unrestrained and insatiable and was up for anything.

I've read Rick's autobio, and he really was a freak. So, tell us, R128, are you a woman or a man and how did you meet him?

I thought Neil Giraldo, Pat Benatar's partner and guitarist, was pretty cute. Not as cute as Pat, but that's a different thread.

Pat thought so too, hence the reason she married and procreated with him.

(r129) I am male and we met in the summer of 1983 at Studio 1 in West Hollywood. We danced together to the "Theme from Flashdance", went to dinner the next evening at a restaurant on LaCienega and then went to bed for about 24 hours, trying almost everything. It was the best sexual experience in my life.

Sure, Jan.

kiedis and James taylor.

R132, that’s HOT AF. Deets? Please?

I thought Don Henley was a handsome guy, but such an asshole. I thought he and Stevie Nicks deserved each other.

R124 Yes. He wasn't a pretty boy but had a great smile and voice. Love his music.

Another vote for Paul Simonon of The Clash

r5 Yeah, he was gorgeous.

Roger Daltry

Freddie

I never found Mercury sexy. He's butt ugly and his body is far too hairy. And that mouth! Would you want those teeth anywhere near your dick?

Robert Plant & Jimmy Page

Mick Jagger

Three of the hottest rock stars of the 70s. By the 80s, it was all over for all three (although Page aged the best)

most of these guys posted are hideous

R138 A bit pale. A bit Frankensteinish.

Uhh excuse me Freddie was fucking sexy as hell. I’d suck on that thick Cock of his for days. Then I d wear that ass out.

^Freddie had that intensity. I could understand having a go at him if you were extremely high.

Chris Cornell!

Cornell was 90s.

Someone said Mick Jagger?! GTFOOH! No gay man thinks Mick was ever hot. And these other scrawny, long-haired, cheesy rockers? The guy from Extreme?! Winger guy? Puh-leez! Grody!

Man, that fro!

R150 I know that I'm gay, and I know that I found the young Mick Jagger extremely hot. So WTF are you talking about, and why do you think your taste somehow is more valid than others'?

Dave Gahan

Would love to hook up with Gahan but I'd be afraid he'd OD. He's (still) a total mess.

Martin Gore

So here's a story I've never shared in print.... when I was very young and just started to masturbate one frequent images/practices that got me off. I would imagine Paul McCartney naked in front of me face down, and I would lie on top of him, and rub my dick between his hips until I came. I really didn't know what men did to each other. I wasn't sure I was gay or what. But I knew the thought of my dick rubbing on Paul's ass was the hottest thing ever.

No, really, R154? That’s sad to hear.

I'll admit, I think young fresh-faced Seger was kinda cute.

Dave gahan is not a mess. Where did you hear that? He's clean now, as far as I know.

He moved to NYC and cleaned up his act. Raised a family here etc.

R159, you're naive.

Tom Bailey

Dave gahan also went on a world tour before the pandemic, you can't do that if you are a mess.

Billy McKenzie of the Associates. Definitely more 80s than 70s.

R117 Jack Wagner was cute but strangely did not appeal to me. Bruce Springsteen did have one of the best asses out there. Prince was too androgynous for my taste. Nuno Bettencourt; I preferred the other guy from that video, 'More than Words'. Freddy Mercury, too ugly--those teefs!

No one can convince me that Mark Farner of GFR was not a colossus of manhood. Receipts attached.

That is so hot R132. Rick said in his book that he was once cornered by a gay man who kissed him but that he never went all the way. I guess that was a lie.

Although he had a music career before the 1970s, I thought the Steve Winwood of 70s and 80s was hot, especially on the cover of his Roll With It album.

R167 Winwood was quote as a button... oddly, pictures never did him justice. Cuter in person than...

Tom Robinson (the first explicitly "gay not bi" rock star) was very attractive for a minute or two.

(r166) I think he wrote what would create the least amount of sensation. I have no idea if this was something he did with any frequency. For me, in my early 20's, it was unlike anything I'd experienced. I tend to be more of a top although I have certainly bottomed but never with the reaction I had when Rock topped me, nor with an much vocalizing.

(r169) Rick not Rock!!

R165 You're so right. Farner was a god.

Peter Gabriel had a cute dorkiness.

Bad skin and all, Bryan Adams did it for me.

Loved Corey Hart and Roger Taylor, too.

Don Henley had his moments and I totally got Tom Petty's appeal.

[quote] That is so hot [R132]. Rick said in his book that he was once cornered by a gay man who kissed him but that he never went all the way. I guess that was a lie.

I know another lie.

Richie Sambora's cock was like an anaconda.

Ron Mael

The guys from Go West were quite fuckable.

The singer from A-Ha was cute. Morten Harket

sting? good body. not fat.

I can’t tell you how many times teen me jerked off to the end of Don't Stand So Close to Me, which waiting for the video to randomly come on pre VCR and getting aroused and getting off could only happened when that young.

Sebastian Bach from Skid Row, almost too pretty. With the exception of John Bon Jovi, all those hair bands pretty boys aged terribly.

Nick Heyward from Haircut 100

R180, if Sting had met you at that time he may have said “Don’t stand. Don’t stand so close to me, you little dirty wanker.” He wouldn’t have shaken your filthy hand either.

Jon Moss of Culture Club

Stuart Adamson from Big Country

Adamson looks strikingly Scandinavian and as if he could have been easily integrated in to A-Ha.

[quote] Stuart Adamson from Big Country

Did they have any hits?

First, Dave Gahan is not a mess, he has been sighted in nyc and looks great.

My top picks of 80s hotness:

Michael Hutchence-inxs at his sexiest before before and during the Kick tour.

John Taylor - duran duran

Billy Idol

Dave Gahan -Depeche Mode

Larry Mullen -U2

Ian Astenbury -The Cult

Sting (until Dream of the Blue Turtles)

I was fortunate to see all of them live at their peak. By the way rumor has it Larry Mullen was very into BDSM

No love for a fellow poof?

Maybe more pretty than hot, but I've always had a thing for The B-52's Keith Strickland

R188 Lots of overlap with you, I put up Hutchence and Mullens, and would have Gahan, but looking at pictures of him none struck me as that attractive, I think he’s also so one who in movement looks better and Personal Jesus certainly makes a bid for that. Share more about Mullens and BDSM, if only him supposedly being Dom or Sub and other activity preferences.

All of Duran Duran!

David Bowie

The Simply Red lead singer

Stephen Duffy

Mick Hucknall, R194.

Don Felder of the Eagles.

David Byrne

Ian Curtis

Since rock'n'roll is all about sex, it's amazing how many dweebs appear in this thread.

If we're including Soft Rock, David Pack from Ambrosia was kind of cute.

Roddy Frame of Aztec Camera was a cutie

Young John Fogerty

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Young Paul Weller (The Jam etc.)

Looks like he needs a firm hand...

Michael Lee Aday - Meat Loaf

Marvin, not Michael.

^ r206 He officially changed it to Michael, dear. Do keep up.

Why would anyone keep up with Meat Loaf, *dear?*

This is from the link that r171 posted about Mark Farner: Farner is one of the few musicians who as early as 2017 — early in the Donald Trump Presidency — heroically stated their support for Trump. In an interview on Mike Huckabee’s show in 2018, Farner discussed his support for Trump — that interview is gone off youtube.

R39 and the rest of the Freddie bashers. In what parallel universe was Freddie creepy and pervy? His partner and several lovers called him adorable and gentle. His ex gf and the wives and even the frau that worked for him said he was a beautiful man. Hell, even the kids of his bamdmates and his hag said they loved him. As for his teeth and being hairy...the point is his beauty was iconic and uniquely exotic, not generic pretty-boy who poses for magazines/Instagram. What we call "better than just beautiful".

No one said he was creepy or pervy, dear. Just ugly.

R211 - he wasn't! His face and torso were masculine beauty incarnate.

I'm with R204.

I've been having a Style Council renaissance and fuck, Paul is sex on legs.

So many moments he looks hot in photos and videos, but the Long Hot Summer video doesn't even try to hide the homoeroticism! (and apparently Paul IS straight.)

Here's young Sebastian Bach, looking like the poster for Follies.

^Straight women love that sort of femmy long-haired rocker. Gay men not so much.

The guys in Europe were kind of hot.

Roland Gift of the Fine Young Cannibals

R213 Great video and reminder of the irresistible soulful sleaze of Style Council... where it always seemed like Talbot was gay and had a crush on Weller.

I was so disappointed to find out Weller was straight (though if I had been old enough to know more about The Jam, I would have figured it out from the get go). I remember getting an import of Our Favorite Shop at my indie record store as a young teenager and trying to decipher all the (what I was suer were) hidden codes on the cover. The poster for Another Country was sign enough he was gay to me.

And then I found out he went off and married that black chick backup singer they brought into the band I was heartbroken.

Milli, but not Vanilli.

There was a period when The Style Council were definitely gay-baiting, before that really was a term/concept. But this was also a time when there really wasn't much benefit to people thinking you were gay (and people like George Michael hid the fact at all costs) so it seems like kind of an oddly bold thing to do.

Also, Weller was the obvious heartthrob, but I always thought Mick was kinda cute in a dorky way. Here he is glamming it up on a single cover.

Yeah, there were many, many, MANY photos where it looked like Mick and Paul were lovers.

And supposedly there's a cut of the Long Hot Summer video where they're stroking each other's faces.

Paul has said something along the lines of, I'm straight and always have been but I was exploring my homosexuality or metrosexuality in ideas.

He was just beautiful then. Chav beginnings, maybe, but beautiful in a rough way, and with impeccable taste in everything, including fashion. I would have gladly taken his cock whenever and wherever.

And Mick was cute too, indeed. I'm a sucker for a cute face and curly hair.

[quote] There was a period when The Style Council were definitely gay-baiting, before that really was a term/concept.

I think it's more the British idea of "taking the piss" - they wanted to fuck with the homophobes' heads.

The Kemp Brothers of Spandau Ballet were pretty hot back in the day. Martin is a handsome daddy now.

R114 Lindsey Buckingham only looked good with the beard. With the beard he looked like Bradley Cooper. Without the beard he looked like Elijah Wood.

If we’re promoting brothers the Finn boys had some rugged down under handsomeness.

Mmm Neil Finn still looks good.

R221 That's actually a pic of Clara Bow.

Steve Norman, the saxophonist (second from left, in string bikini) was the hottest one in Spandau Ballet.

One of those Spandau Ballet lads was on EastEnders!

I would have blown each and every Spandau! Had no idea under those baggy suits.

R228 Ha... I thought Marion Davies, or Harlow, or some other silent... I Googled for pics to show how similar he looked to those silent film ladies, but couldn't find just the right one.

R178 Morten Harket still looks great. The other two guys not so much.

If we’re talking about blowing beautiful boy band members we need to include the Blow Monkeys, who if I’m not mistaken were made up of former male models.

No less an aficionado of beautiful young men then Andy Warhol found the Curiosity Killed the Cat band members to be quite beautiful and promoted them and was also in one of their first videos. The far right one who is cut off here was stunning!

And to round out my trio of increasingly obscure New Wave/Alt bands we finish with the very handsome guys of Thrashing Doves, who basically had their career destroyed before it got off the ground when Margaret Thatcher said she like one of their videos.

Margaret Thatchers kills the commercial potential of the the New Wave cute boy band Thrashing Doves.

“How did ya get your mind to tilt like your hat?”

Corey Hart

R223 - they all started saying that they were "bisexual" after Freddie told his interviewer that he'd had many male lovers but so far, he hadn't found a connection with any a depth as with his friendship with Mary because he wasn't a good partner for anyone. When that hit, it was pretty sensational in the context of the times. Of course, after that, he gave no more interviews about it just because his shitty manager told everyone how two of his partners had died of AIDS and the stigma of that, at the time, was incredibly damaging.

[quote] The far right one who is cut off here was stunning!

He was my favourite too!

Paddy McAloon was a hot piece of ass, and an intense, smart intellectual one, too. Those eyes.....

Sadly, as het as they come and another one who lost his looks (though by illness, not by design).

The lead singer of Johnny Hates Jazz

R243, I remember him, Clark Datchler or something...I still remember some of the songs...

Shattered Dreams

Clark was pretty

I just checked his twitter, he is 56 but looks much younger...he has boyish face.

Lead singer of Breathe

I (still) love, love, love Breathe!

R215 I beat off to Sebastian Bach on MTV so many times I can't even tell you how my mom got the cum stains out of my shorts.

^You beat off to this?

What about Johnny from Sha Na Na? That counts as 70s/80s, right?

Personally I found the lead singer of Killing Joke very scary, odd and hot looking.

R235 I'd forgotten about them!

I thought hot (and gay) BBC Radio 6 DJ Matt Everitt was in that band, but I confused them with Menswear.

Sebastian Bach looks like a cross between Carol Kane and Dot from MADtv.

Ranking Roger

R71- NOW though- Duff Mckagan is a example of how someone can almost die (pancreas exploded), get a trainer/guru/dojo, pull their life together, go back to school (starting with his GED), invest his $ in Apple, AMZN, Starbucks, etc., buy some really nice real estate, marry a (slightly manly) 90's model and go back on tour. I also like that his "beach house" was pretty much a shack.

Take ME down to Paradise City Duff!

r54- Stills is so ugly he's cute!

Terence Boylan was ridiculously hot.

Duff quit cold turkey too. I think he was fucked up and his mother was ill in the hospital, he went to see her and just realized how fucked up and selfish he was with his addiction etc...woke him right up.

I read his book years and years ago...

The lead singer of Information Society (hit songs were Walking Away, Think, What's On Your Mind)

Information Society played at our college right as What's On Your Mind was becoming popular and one of my acquaintences claimed to have blown a guy in the band, but I can't for the life of me remember who it was.

Didn't care for the band, nor for the twinky acquaintence.

The guy from Tuf, Stevie Rachelle who that owns the Metal Sludge website.

Stevie. In a towel. He's like a budget Bret Michaels!

R62 & R63- That's the same guy? From The Who? HOW???

R62, R63, R64 & R65- There WERE two Winger brothers though!

R70- Slash and Steven used to dress up as women in their early teens (14/15) in order to get into the clubs on the strip. Slash's mother Ola (ex of Bowie) helped them with their outfits. It worked a little too well for Steven Adler though- he would get picked up by older men on the strip and has said they really did some painful shit to him. Probably why he became a raging addict.

Jani Lane had a amphibian sexiness.

A few of the Warrant guys were cute.

Sebastian Bach was on fire.

R260- He woke up in agony alone at home because his pancreas exploded. He was drinking 15 bottles of wine A DAY at that point because he thought it was better for him than his handle of vodka a day habit. His friend found him and rushed him to the hospital. His mother visited him. And yes, he had to quit cold turkey. He stumbled a bit later on in the VR/Weiland years with pain pills but got clean again.

How exactly does a pancreas "explode"?

Since we're talking about some hair metal bands, I happen to be reading this book and I recommend it. It's an oral history, it's really good, and it tells you what happened to some of these guys.

Thank you, r272. That book looks very interesting and I just ordered a copy.

R273 You're welcome. There are a lot of people interviewed and it can almost get confusing unless you know some of the names, but I'm enjoying it.

R275 Well, a couple points:

1. It was released in 1990. Nothing about it is representative of either 70s or 80s.

2. Nothing about it is "rock and roll".... a bastardized sample of the Bowie/Mercury under pressure.... not even deserving of the descriptor "derivative"

3. He is and was disgusting, a joke.

4. Nothing about it is "rock and roll" - GTFO

5. Nothing about it is "rock and roll" right?

[quote]The gorgeous Jim Morrison

He was gorgeous in the 60s, but by 1970 (as far into the 70s as he got) his looks had gone way downhill.

R277 Yep, Jimmy gained a bit before he died....

R276 I don't see te big deal of going off topic slightly in a thread like this. One thing leads to another. A lot of posts here aren't about rock and rollers. And many of those guys were disgusting trash, as well. No need to police.

R279 You are policing who is policing, you realize that, right?

And Vanilla Ice, unlike any other "off topic" comment, was and is particularly egregious. You may well disagree...

"I got into bad trouble with drugs. Speed. Real bad.:"

[quote]And Vanilla Ice, unlike any other "off topic" comment, was and is particularly egregious. You may well disagree...

I disagree when you look at a lot of the names mentioned in this thread, yeah.

Ian Ziering

R283 I never understood how he landed that part on 90210, not cute at all!

Ian made an album in 1989. It was never released. I heard his demos when I knew him (was part of his circle of friends, before I moved away). He was HOT.

Bryan Ferry

got damn I would lick every inch of paul weller

R276 insufferable.

R284 I never understood how people didn't think Ian Ziering was cute.

r289 he was just so run of the mill looking, not ugly just meh.

R177

I think Peter Cox from Go West is still quite fuckable. And he moves reeeaaaalll well. I'm guessing that might translate to fucking.

But I guess he's not in the "hottest piece of ass in rock and roll" category.

Oh yeah, Peter Cox looks good for being 60.

The Beastie Boys were obnoxious and homophobic in the 1980s, but I always thought Ad Rock (Adam Horovitz) was kind of cute.

R289 Must never have made it to Jersey in the 80s when Ians were a dime a dozen.

British guitarist Craig Gannon who was with The Smiths towards the end, and previously played with Scottish groups The Bluebells and Aztec Camera. A major hottie.

Tommy Lee owns this thread

"Definitely Bruce after he got humiliated by that Rolling Stone article and started working out, "

What did Rolling Stone say about him?