Remake a Movie...
Roger Ebert said remaking a movie was only a good idea if the original was flawed but had a germ of a hood idea on it somehow.
So what would you have remade?
I say let Ryan Murphy take a crack at The Fan.
Patti Lupone as Sally Ross Kathy Bates as Belle Danny Huston as Jake And Evan Peters as. THE FAN
You could even use the same songs. Imagine Patti Luponing up Hearts not Diamonds.
It might be a bloody mess (literally) but pretty fun.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 24, 2021 1:41 AM
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There are gay producers and directors other than Ryan Murphy.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 23, 2021 6:06 PM
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I know there have been a ton of shark movies (some of them decent) but I think a Jaws remake, if done right, would be fun.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 23, 2021 6:29 PM
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Dear Patti, how you would like to get fucked with a meat cleaver?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 23, 2021 6:45 PM
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I'd love yet another remake of the classic Escape To Witch Mountain -but this time actually stick to the book!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 23, 2021 7:40 PM
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"The Color Purple" owns this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 23, 2021 7:57 PM
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s is a film that could be remade- specifically excluding the mickey Rooney Comedy part.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 23, 2021 8:02 PM
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A remake of The Fan would be fun and Evan Peters would be great casting in the title role. He has that cute but dangerous quality.
It's been done twice already with mixed results, but a new film version of Gypsy that embraces the medium a bit more would be most welcome. Give the lead to Toni Collette and she'd collect every award known to man.
Eyes of Laura Mars could be fun as well, but it looks like that new James Wan movie is already taking a few pages from the film's story already.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 23, 2021 8:13 PM
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Not exactly a remake, but a porn version has been made of Gilligan's Island, so why not a Big Screen movie of the iconic TV comedy? It might be good for a real hoot if done in a sensibly campy fashion with all the right stars.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 23, 2021 8:21 PM
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Breakfast At Tiffany's is a gorgeous movie, so specifically of its moment in Hollywood, mid-sixties. Mickey Rooney and all. A version, also set in the '60's but that really films Capote's dark, sad story could be brilliant. Folks who only know the movie have no idea what a dark gem Capote's book actually is. The only caveat - it cannot be updated, which some fool will want to do. It is a splendid period piece, much like Mad Men, about the mid-60's pre-end of decade, youth revolution.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 23, 2021 8:29 PM
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"The Bonfire of the Vanities" as a 6-episode, high-budget HBO Max production. Spend a fortune to recreate 1980s New York -- not CGI but physically, the way Tarantino recreated Hollywood Boulevard.
Not sure who should play Sherman and Judy McCoy, but Ben Whishaw would be great in the British journalist-snake role ruined by Bruce Willis. Maybe Margot Robbie as Maria.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 23, 2021 8:31 PM
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R2 No. There would be a ton of unnecessary CGI and action scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 23, 2021 8:33 PM
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It's funny you should bring this topic up OP...I was watching Chinatown the other night, and wanted to know other movies John Huston had done. I went to his IMDb page and was reading quotes from him, and found this one:
[quote]There is a willful lemming-like persistence in remaking past successes time after time. They can't make them as good as they are in our memories, but they go on doing them and each time it's a disaster. Why don't we remake some of our bad pictures--I'd love another shot at The Roots of Heaven (1958)--and make them good?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 23, 2021 8:36 PM
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R2 didn't understand the assignment.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 23, 2021 8:47 PM
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[quote] "Breakfast at Tiffany’s is a film that could be remade- specifically excluding the Mickey Rooney Comedy part."
As cringeworthy and racist as it is, everything else is so good, it can't be improved upon. So, it should just be left alone. I always fast-forward through the Rooney content.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 23, 2021 9:05 PM
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[quote] "Breakfast At Tiffany's is a gorgeous movie, so specifically of its moment in Hollywood, mid-sixties."
1961 isn't mid-Sixties.
[quote] "A version, also set in the '60's but that really films Capote's dark, sad story could be brilliant."
I'd actually be interested to see this developed.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 23, 2021 9:12 PM
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[quote]It's been done twice already with mixed results, but a new film version of Gypsy that embraces the medium a bit more would be most welcome. Give the lead to Toni Collette and she'd collect every award known to man.
There's already the ultimate version being planned and it stars Barbra Streisand.
Let's not even attempt to come up with other miniscule efforts.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 23, 2021 9:57 PM
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R6-9 only Lindsey Lohan for the Breakfast at Tiffany remake.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 24, 2021 1:41 AM
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