I went out to a club last night, for the first time in 16 months.

Cool story young Corey Feldman.

So YOU'RE the one who put up the billboard!

So...Ugly duckling feeling super glad that the swans now have broken wings ? You sound super toxic OP, the swans was probably talking to you only because they want to score some Lorazepam anyway.

Why are Americans such fucking drama queens?

For the last 18 months, Americans have been asked to shelter in place in the comfort of , refrain from doing stupid shit, wear a mask, social distance and otherwise exercise extreme caution when around other people.

From OP's piece, you'd think he and his friends had just survived the sieges of Stalingrad AND Leningrad, AND the destruction of Warsaw in 1944 AND the final push to capture Berlin in April of 1945 by the Russians.

Get the fuck over it. You're not the martyrs you think you are.

Some of us actually have lost weight and enjoyed working from home. If you ask me, getting a break from 24/7 capitalistic whip-cracking was a once in a lifetime joy.

But did you present hole before bidding your now , lessers, farewell, OP?

I’m a top, r6. I got very drunk. The odd thing is that everyone seems almost ‘too eager’ and it’s a turn off.

It is funny. For a brief shining moment it was an Intoverts' world. Now it is going back to the tedium of Extrovert Heaven. They'll be fine soon. The rest of us will do what we've always done, put up with them and their tiresome world.

R7, too eager for what, exactly?

JFC. People have been locked up for a year and have been living under extraordinary circumstances for over a year.

Of course people are eager! Especially those who beca e a bit more fearless and authentic with who they are and what they’re about, without the usual inhibitions, previously deemed socially required for an air of mystery, which only served in preventing them from being their true selves.

Ask any of them if they actually gave a shit about what turned you off, when they were so genuinely gracious and happy to see you! Ain’t no one concerned about looking a tad desperate when reuniting with friends again. 👫

Self love and self loathing are two VERY powerful, yet separate things, OP. Choose either, or don’t.

I kind of know where you’re cumming from. My therapist at the roller disco advised me not to cry out loud and to keep it inside and to learn how to hide my feelings. What’s different is then we sniffed a line of cocaine and 69ed.

Ahh, yes, R10.

Life’s rolling past me fast AF, too. Therapist on wheels or no therapy on wheels - everyone gets slower as life rolls faster, and faster. You’re right. We’re all just going in a huge circle in this roller disco called life.

PS - Snort a fat one on my behalf, young buck 👩‍🦼

“I’m a top, [R6]. I got very drunk. The odd thing is that everyone seems almost ‘too eager’ and it’s a turn off.”

It must have been like watching Animal Kingdom at the bar.

Nothing captures the hubris the COVID era as much as this statement:

"Multiple hot people told me they haven't had sex in ages. It has hit us all hard."

OP = Nurse Diesel