Yacht Girls 101

The Lindsey thread

I believe this blind ended up being attributed to Vanessa Lengies & the friend that brought her in was Dianna Agron

Part 2

I don't believe Lohan is having sex for money. For one there's no way she's that broke. I'm aware that she was a work-shy drug addict but she has to have some type of modest investment portfolio, she didn't spend ALL her money on cocaine. She also has enough name recognition to work as a spokesperson. It's unlikely that she would fuck a geriatric Saudi when she could earn a quick check selling salad dressing in Bulgaria or tires in Japan. I think the Lohan The Yacht Whore is wishful thinking.

R4 while I don’t think she’s doing it every night I do believe there have been some paparazzi shots of her and ugly Arabs all over each other on a yacht. LILO gets big money, not $10k a week. She might be and old whore but she knows how to make bank with these lowlifes.

Calling her an old whore is pretty mean r5. She's only 35. What has she done to earn your contempt? I bet you wouldn't have the balls to call her a whore to her face.

What r5 said. I think she's moved into the madame role-- she introduces other women to Saudis. She definitely is not in a position to leave sex work behind. She tried really hard to get married for a while and that never panned out. She really has no choice other than what she's doing now. No woman of means would spend so much time in Dubai and Lebanon and other such places if she didn't have to.

R4 it’s not that simple for Lilo. She can’t rely on Bulgaria commercials—no one will hire her bc of her long & sordid history of no-showing her employers. Back when outlets were still willing to work with her, she was known for temper tantrums & locking herself in her trailer IF she managed to show up. Most of the time, she’s sleep thru her jobs bc she was so fucked up the night before. Or show up fucked up bc she hadn’t been to sleep yet. I’m the entertainment biz they tolerate it a few times but eventually everyone has lost too much money & there are plenty of other starlets to hire.

Lindsey ran out of money AND work prospects.

Also, LiLo probably footed the bill for that whole trash clan of hers for many coked up years- that would have cost a mint.

So according to our actress @ R2, she either very reluctant and upset because she was unfairly expected to put out for a role in a film the lead actor had insisted she be cast in, and flat out turned down a reoccurring role in a series, because she wasn’t “good to go” with the producer or director of that series…however, she was willing to head out to Cannes & prostitute herself on a yacht with who knows who?

What’s the difference? Same thing, different country, and one on dry land while the other is on some boat sailing around the Mediterranean or docked in Can es?

OK… then.

Pamela Anderson was known to frequent yachts in her younger days.

Carmen Electra, Farrah Abraham, Miranda Kerr

The whole "yachting = prostitution" thing is greatly exaggerated, the product of the fevered porn-feuled imagination of a certain unreliable blind item source.

In reality, some of the celebrities and beautiful people who show up on these superyachts in the fashionable ports of the Mediterranean are genuinely honored guests, and some are paid to act the role of honored guest because the host is a massive social climber. And some are paid to screw the host or someone the host wants to impress, and some are paid to screw all the guests.

R13’s post rings more true than most.

Also, do t they just traffic a bunch of girls from Eastern Europe into Cannes every year, for the party ‘n’ play yachts that are highly trafficked throughout the day/night?

The whole thing sounds gross and lurid.

I wish Lindsay hadn’t gotten stuck on this particular career path, however, I understand how it happens a d sadly she won’t be the last.

R4 = Dina, desperate for a loan

The Dirty tends to cover the yachting and Dubai crowd.

I remember taking an art class with a young woman who was telling me she was looking forward to taking the summer off and going to Greece. I asked her where she was going to stay and she said “yachts. I make friends quick and usually find someone willing to take me in for a night or two.” It struck me funny that she had the money to just stop working for three months and go to Greece with no specific plans.

I realize now what she was doing.

These tweets aren’t on Adam Hauns page anymore but he’d left them forever. There were more than what’s listed here but all I recall is that he was being very flirtatious with her & kept trying to get her to agree to the trip

I believe the hook to get these gorgeous people on the yachts is for social climbing - $10 grand to be seen on so-and-so’s yacht for a party to impress his friends. As the night goes on, it gets easier to convince someone to do a little bit more for a little more money, and at that point, why not make enough to buy a car/pay rent for a few months/etc for a blowjob or a quick fuck? Discretion is assured, words gets around.

If I could fuck a few dudes for a week and buy a condo afterwards, I don’t know if I’d have the moral fortitude to say no, tbvh

Yes, yes…I know. I’m a whore, darlin’

R10 the actress claims she was paid 25K to for the week & she didn’t sleep with anyone there

R9, at the start of LL’s escorting, Michael Lohan went & told RadarOnline that Dina was pimping LL out in Europe & LL basically just “goes on dates for money now, it’s so sad” or something along those lines. Then he retracted the statement a few years later. There were some media articles though about LL going out some rich Arab to a high-profile event in Europe. LL was bragging about the home he’d rented for her & he got Dina an apartment in the city. So ML’s statement kinda matches up. I wouldn’t be surprised if Dina was pimping her out AND taking all her money.

When LL was on his show, Howard Stern came straight out & asked her “are you a sex slave in Dubai now?” She gave some long rambling non-answer & then followed it up with saying that she’s been given an entire apartment building to live in for free. Very very shady!

CDAN is total bullshit.

I'm impressed that a 35-year-old woman could still compete with sex workers half her age for that sort of elite clientele.

R23 the middle eastern men like her red hair & the fact that she’s a famous western woman

And she does fisting anal…

OMFG, this topic on DL. So hoary, threadbare, and beaten to death. It's on the same rotation as Kennedy threads. At least 2x a year minimum.

Oh fuck off Lindsay @ r26

These whores need to learn a trade. If you can't cut it at an actress it doesn't mean you have to fuck people for money on yachts. Good Lord, people. Drive a fucking Uber or learn to cut hair. Self respect anyone?

[Quote] Dianna Agron, Vanessa lenchies, Megan markle, who else do we know of?

Kat Graham, Nina Dobrev and Hayden Panettiere.

Miss Tara Reid: Star of DEVIL'S POND.

When Heather Mills married Paul McCartney one of her model ex friends told all the tabloids that they'd both got paid to have sex with rich Arab men, furiously denied by Heather.

Omg, I forgot all about Tara Reid. Those Arab cocks have aged her like armadillo roadkill on a Texas blacktop!!!

There was a rumor that Sarah Ferguson was the fancy ski resort equivalent a yacht girl in the early 80s.

Miranda Kerr — kept woman of a married Asian billionaire prior to meeting that IG guy

Lucy Liu- kept woman of a. Israeli billionaire

Naomi Campbell— kept woman of a Russian billionaire

Anyone else?

It's not even the whoring that's the worst, it's the men they are whoring themselves out to. The Arabs in particular are some of the most evil motherfuckers on the planet.

Most gay bottoms would YACHT 🛥 without any financial incentive…

Kerr got $8M in jewelry from the fugitive Malaysian financier... and had to forfeit it back.

That's da suck job.

[quote] Lucy Liu- kept woman of a. Israeli billionaire

WHAT??!

Why would anyone assume that crazy Lindsey has an investment portfolio? All of her earnings as an actress went up her nose or up her mother's nose.

I thought Lucy Liu was a lesbian?

Candace Bushnell’s 2003 novel Trading Up had several chapters in which the heroine, model Janey Wilcox, yachts for an Arab arms dealer. Very amusing and believable.

R41, that's where I read about Yachting. It was believable!

This is a fantasy thread. Nearly every allegation on it is made up, and if anything is correct it’s because, well, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

R42 I really enjoyed that book. I realized at one point it was a modern version of Edith Wharton’s custom of the country. Janey was Undine Spragg.

[Quote] This is a fantasy thread. Nearly every allegation on it is made up, and if anything is correct it’s because, well, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

I'm interested in learning more about the yacht boy scene.

[quote]The whole "yachting = prostitution" thing is greatly exaggerated

If only. Cannes is just one big whorefest the entire period of the Festival.

They NY Times had a long profile on her around the filming of the Paul Schrader film and it was strongly implied she was a prostitute with “a stack of presents” waiting for her from an older gentleman.

I have first hand knowledge of the Mid-East gotha and the culture of the 50 biggest super yachts in the Mediterranean. It isn't nearly as vulgar, perverted and hideous as some of you fantasize. And the arabs are usually gentlemen and prudish. You want to be looking at other nationalities and lower in wealth. 50 million Euro bling-bling yachts and that crowd.

The Adriatic scene out of Montenegro might be what you are looking for.

Most beautiful people are whores in some way, school marm up thread, it's just a matter of scale.

R46 aren't we all 🫖

R44, did you know Sofia Coppola is planning a film?

Reese Witherspoon would have been a fantastic Undine Spragg back in the day. IDK who they'll get for that part now, but it's a juicy one.

When I sail into Fire Island on my 15 ft yacht all the boys come running!!

Reece already ruined Becky Sharp.

Reese played Becky Sharp, an Undine-like character. However, an American social climber probably would have suited her talents better.

Undine was named after a hair product and is supposed to embody lush late-19th Century beauty: lots of curves, big blue eyes, long blonde hair. My guess is that Coppola will go with Elle Fanning, who would be a decent match for that look, especially if they costumed her right.

Maybe Elle Fanning. Coppola likes to reuse actresses.

R53 That’s great news, love her. Her Marie-Antoinette is one of my favorites, visual candy. Met her once briefly and she could not have been nicer.

I see the DL Church Ladies League is in session. Gossipping about this stuff is fine, but the clutched pearls. There is not one single thing wrong with networking.

Using your pussy or cock to network is a time-honored tradition in Hollywoodland.

Elle can definitely pull off 19th Century drag.

How the fuck this thread descend into old lady clothes?

That's Dakota, R62. Look at Elle's Cannes 2019 wardrobe, hardly old lady clothes:

She looks like she could be a Gilded Age anti-heroine.

R63= Miss Tara Reid, Star of DEVIL'S POND.

Oops, why did I think Elle was in The Alienist? But the sisters do look rather alike.

Elle Fanning would be a good choice for Undine. Maybe not the best choice, but she has name recognition and Coppola obviously likes her.

I follow this girl that used to be my neighbor. She asked me to follow her, probably because she needed to build up her instagram following in order to get endorsements as an influencer. Back then, she was studying to be an actress and was a model on the side. 7 years later she's skinny as chicken bones, has 100k followers, and posts nothing but photos of herself on yachts in bikinis and "modelling" photos (more like advertisements) of herself seductively staring at the camera, half naked in barely there lingerie and heavy contouring makeup. I don't even know if those followers are real. It's sad really, she used to be sweet.

How do we know Megan Markle yachted? I read a blind item (CDAN?) to the effect that the royal wedding would not proceed because MM was a yachter and one of Harry's friends was a John. Once this information was to be revealed Harry would bounce. Since that didn't happen, I presumed the whole tale was B.S.

CDAN is a bullshit artist, R68, who let his sick hetero imagination run wild for years with jackoff tales of major actresses prostituting themselves before he started imagining pedophilia everywhere, he's the one who got the internet to equate "yachting" with "prostitution" when the truth is that many famous people on yachts are there as honored guests. If Meryl Streep stays on someone's yacht while promoting a movie at Cannes, is she "yachting"? No, it's just the bikini girls who do that, and maybe a few D-listers who are between other gigs, they're there is so they can find a steady rich man and quit the whore life while they're ahead.

If there was any proof that Miss Markle had earned some spare cash the hard way then she'd have been run off long before the wedding, but she's still there. Best odds are that that item came from one of her numerous internet Haters, CDAN will publish any bullshit anyone sends him. A Datalounger even made something up and sent it in, and lo and behold, it got made into a blind item!

r69 Just stop it. Sad, what you're doing.

If Meghan was a yacht girl, someone from the royal family, or their handlers, would've gladly leaked it to the press. Especially with some pap shots of her on a yacht getting cozy with some party guest (even if it's way before she met Harry). These guys know people who can get them any proof they like or get anything swept under the carpet (well, except the Epstein thing for some reason).

[quote] Dianna Agron, Vanessa lenchies, Kate Middleton, who else do we know of?

That’s absurd, Kate’s never yachted. Well, not on a yacht anyway.

I doubt Meghan was a yacht girl in the prostitute sense. She may have partied on some yachts, but that's something else entirely. Meghan's MO has always been to latch on to one man and suck him dry, not suck off many men for a paycheck.

Agron is now married to the right winger that quit Mumford & Sons over some "self-expression" bullshit. Wonder how they pay the bills these days?

R74 Winston Marshall’s father is worth close to a billion dollars, that’s how.

R74 didn't they split?? I thought Diana was a lesbian or bi.

Yes they split

Datalounge has some trolls who want to believe everyone is a prostitute. Totally makes sense that hot girls would have no trouble finding a party yacht to stay on. it's one less girl that needs to be wrangled, invited, or possibly paid to hang out in a swimsuit. Same thing for celebrities. If youre at a film festival, having celebrities at your party makes it attractive to others (including celebrities) since all the power people gravitate towards the coolest parties

But there ARE whores darlin'!

R48 Is this LiLo?

[Quote] Julianne Hough is currently yachting. So is any other B or C lister that is photographed in Cannes.

Has anyone alerted Ben Barnes?