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I think someone’s trying to serve me

This guy in shorts (like our gym coaches used to wear) keeps ringing my doorbell on evenings and weekends.

He rang again today and I watched him through my peephole. No documents, but typing furiously on a kindle (!)

I don’t owe any money.

I’ve done searches on county and federal websites. No lawsuits have berm filed against me.

What do you think is going on?

by Anonymousreply 7215 hours ago

Door to door Kindle eBook seller?

by Anonymousreply 1Last Wednesday at 8:31 PM

Magazine subscriptions, R1.

by Anonymousreply 2Last Wednesday at 8:39 PM

Whatever you do don’t serve him back. Because if you do ITS ON!

by Anonymousreply 3Last Wednesday at 8:42 PM

OP, he’s probably trying to get you to either switch your gas company or your wife provider.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Wednesday at 8:42 PM

Wife provider? Is this in Utah?

by Anonymousreply 5Last Wednesday at 8:48 PM

OP, if the police in your area haven't been defunded, call the non emergency number and ask for strategies on what to do an what not to do. If the police in your area have been defunded, I'm sure BLM will be right on it.

by Anonymousreply 6Last Wednesday at 8:53 PM

Do not answer the door.

by Anonymousreply 7Last Wednesday at 8:55 PM

Oh here we go.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Wednesday at 8:55 PM

Trust me, you definitely do not want to get involved with this son of a bitch. He's from NAMBLA.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Wednesday at 8:57 PM

You’re gonna have to serve someone.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Wednesday at 8:59 PM

Hahaha WIFI, sorry!

by Anonymousreply 11Last Wednesday at 9:00 PM

Is this a house or apartment?

by Anonymousreply 12Last Wednesday at 9:01 PM

A house.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Wednesday at 9:04 PM

Can't you talk to him without opening the door? Call out "Hi! What can I do for you?"

by Anonymousreply 14Last Wednesday at 9:06 PM

[quote]like our gym coaches used to wear

Which decade are we talking about?

by Anonymousreply 15Last Wednesday at 9:10 PM

Selling Boy Scout Cookies?

by Anonymousreply 16Last Wednesday at 9:11 PM

Publisher's Clearing House .....

[italic] You're A Winner ! ! !

by Anonymousreply 17Last Wednesday at 9:13 PM

Shoot him in the eye through the peephole.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Wednesday at 9:14 PM

He's clearly a frustrated novelist who needs to teach gym classes and sell Avon until he figures out an ending. OP, when you finally open the door to buy some foundation (A LOT!) give him a sly wink and tell him to kill the love interest, the mentor, or the third most important character.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Wednesday at 9:14 PM

Did you fail to update your address on the Registry? You sound predatory in most of your threads.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Wednesday at 9:16 PM

can I have your stuff ?

by Anonymousreply 21Last Wednesday at 9:16 PM

Oh I get it. At first I thought “trying to serve me” was some kind of millennial jargon for a sex thing.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Wednesday at 9:19 PM

Next time he stops by, toss on your finest caftan, throw open your door, turn around, bend over, flip your caftan up over your ample rump, spread your cheeks and present hole.

He'll never darken your doorstep again, OP!

by Anonymousreply 23Last Wednesday at 9:20 PM

It’s a cookbook!

by Anonymousreply 24Last Wednesday at 9:21 PM

Boy Scout cookies

by Anonymousreply 25Last Wednesday at 9:22 PM

Show him how it's done....a serve with a swerve!

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by Anonymousreply 26Last Wednesday at 9:23 PM

It's the CensusHome Survey! Ignore it! They are incessant MF's .

by Anonymousreply 27Last Wednesday at 9:24 PM


by Anonymousreply 28Last Wednesday at 9:29 PM

It's not the postman.

The postman always rings twice.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Wednesday at 9:29 PM

R6 Defunded Like that shithole you are residing in ?

by Anonymousreply 30Last Wednesday at 9:38 PM

Land Shark

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by Anonymousreply 31Last Wednesday at 9:48 PM

Remember, the gays tip at least 20%.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Wednesday at 10:04 PM

OP is definitely trolling. His agenda is obvious if you think about it. The scripted responses are being lined up. It has to do with a vaccine initiative reported on in the last few days.

Troll thread. Bible.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Wednesday at 10:09 PM

Did he have a boombox and was he busting out some fresh moves on your front porch?

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by Anonymousreply 34Last Wednesday at 10:16 PM

Trying to get people to get the covid vaccine? I heard they were sending people out to do that. Is he cute?

by Anonymousreply 35Last Wednesday at 10:50 PM

R35 has launched the agenda.

Told you.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Wednesday at 10:54 PM

Census man

by Anonymousreply 37Last Wednesday at 10:56 PM

Sounds like what happened to Kanika Powell.

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by Anonymousreply 38Last Wednesday at 10:59 PM

Get some fava beans op.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Wednesday at 11:01 PM

Since you say that you're in a house, can you see what type of vehicle he's driving when he leaves? .. or is he just walking around the neighborhood? The latter would indicate he's selling something.

The kindle things reminds of a these sales people who serve as agents for several different type of contractors. They do the preliminary leg work looking for homeowners who need something done. If they get a lead they then hand it off to someone who works for the roofer, plumber, electrician, masonry, landscape person, etc. The ones I've encountered like that, always showed up in the early evening.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Thursday at 12:16 AM

I doubt I keep on coming back if I was a salesman- twice max.

by Anonymousreply 41Last Thursday at 12:56 AM

Shorts? Hmm. Has he presented hole?

by Anonymousreply 42Last Thursday at 3:35 AM

If he’s wearing shorts and holding a tablet, it’s UPS

by Anonymousreply 43Last Thursday at 3:42 AM

You need to bend over in front of an open window to present your hole. When he sees how ravaged and violated it is, he’ll head out for greener pastures

by Anonymousreply 44Last Thursday at 4:12 AM

Hopefully with a nice chianti, OP.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Thursday at 4:17 AM

I wish I had someone to serve me......

by Anonymousreply 46Last Thursday at 4:18 AM

Is it one of those door-to-door gender reassignment guys?

by Anonymousreply 47Last Thursday at 4:21 AM

I thought Kindles were for reading published material on? How/why would he type on it?

by Anonymousreply 48Last Thursday at 4:33 AM

I think he must have meant a Kindle FIRE, which is Amazon's version of an Android-type tablet. Although I wonder how OP got close enough to determine the brand of tablet.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Thursday at 4:38 AM

Thanks, R49 -- modern gadgets are all so confusing!

by Anonymousreply 50Last Thursday at 4:47 AM

Would a process server come to your door holding documents?

by Anonymousreply 51Last Thursday at 8:38 AM

Grindr hookup with faulty GPS.

by Anonymousreply 52Last Thursday at 9:19 AM

Maybe have a friend over and have them answer the door while you hide?

by Anonymousreply 53Last Thursday at 9:28 AM

Why yes, R51 -- that's what their job entails.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Thursday at 9:58 AM

So if the guy isn’t holding documents, probably not a process server?

by Anonymousreply 55Last Thursday at 9:59 AM

He could have the documents in his back pocket, since his hands are apparently full of his Kindle.

by Anonymousreply 56Last Thursday at 10:00 AM

[quote] Can't you talk to him without opening the door? Call out "Hi! What can I do for you?"

NO! Don't do it. He can talk to you through the door and tell you he's serving you and then record that you refused personal service - but that he left the papers there and told you where they were. That's probably good service for a civil case,

If you live in an apartment building how the hell did he get into it?

by Anonymousreply 57Last Thursday at 10:04 AM

What have you done OP? Are you on the run from rhe law?

by Anonymousreply 58Last Thursday at 1:01 PM

Did you order a robot friend from Japan? Maybe he is trying to deliver it.

by Anonymousreply 59Last Thursday at 1:04 PM

If he has a nice round ass and furry legs invite him in and fuck him doggy style.

by Anonymousreply 60Last Thursday at 2:06 PM

If he is from the Census he will leave a card explaining why he came to your door, and eventually you will receive confirmation of that via USPS.

by Anonymousreply 61Last Thursday at 5:05 PM

Isn't it a bit late in the decade for a census taker?

by Anonymousreply 62Last Thursday at 5:06 PM

Well, then get a racket and learn to play tennis, OP!

by Anonymousreply 63Last Thursday at 5:13 PM

Use aAmazon to rush deliver a French maid’s uniform (a ball gag and a feather duster) in your visitors size as a prerequisite to opening your door. Order a bull whip for yourself. Command Alexa to play Depeche Mode’s Master & Servant. Now you’re prepared to discuss terms.

by Anonymousreply 64Last Thursday at 5:25 PM

OP , he might be a contact tracer

by Anonymousreply 65Last Thursday at 6:55 PM

Time to install that gloryhole.

by Anonymousreply 66Last Thursday at 7:24 PM

Solar panel salesman?

Put up a No Trespassing sign.

by Anonymousreply 67Last Thursday at 9:14 PM

Around here, we'd assume the guy is probably from a home remodeling company trying to drum up business. Or a roofing company doing the same. Or a scout for a flipper, running down leafs on homes they hope might be available for purchase.

Worst case scenario, a con artist trying to sell you a driveway seal coating or an alarm system for your house, or magazine subscriptions.

There are so many more probable things than a process server.

by Anonymousreply 68Last Thursday at 9:54 PM


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by Anonymousreply 7019 hours ago

So? What happened, OP?

by Anonymousreply 7116 hours ago

Next time he rings sing through the door " Who wears short shorts?". If he answers" I wear short shorts" he's game for ANYTHING.

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