I think someone’s trying to serve me
This guy in shorts (like our gym coaches used to wear) keeps ringing my doorbell on evenings and weekends.
He rang again today and I watched him through my peephole. No documents, but typing furiously on a kindle (!)
I don’t owe any money.
I’ve done searches on county and federal websites. No lawsuits have berm filed against me.
What do you think is going on?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||15 hours ago|
Door to door Kindle eBook seller?
|by Anonymous||reply 1||Last Wednesday at 8:31 PM|
Magazine subscriptions, R1.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||Last Wednesday at 8:39 PM|
Whatever you do don’t serve him back. Because if you do ITS ON!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||Last Wednesday at 8:42 PM|
OP, he’s probably trying to get you to either switch your gas company or your wife provider.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||Last Wednesday at 8:42 PM|
Wife provider? Is this in Utah?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||Last Wednesday at 8:48 PM|
OP, if the police in your area haven't been defunded, call the non emergency number and ask for strategies on what to do an what not to do. If the police in your area have been defunded, I'm sure BLM will be right on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||Last Wednesday at 8:53 PM|
Trust me, you definitely do not want to get involved with this son of a bitch. He's from NAMBLA.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||Last Wednesday at 8:57 PM|
You’re gonna have to serve someone.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||Last Wednesday at 8:59 PM|
Is this a house or apartment?
|by Anonymous||reply 12||Last Wednesday at 9:01 PM|
Can't you talk to him without opening the door? Call out "Hi! What can I do for you?"
|by Anonymous||reply 14||Last Wednesday at 9:06 PM|
[quote]like our gym coaches used to wear
Which decade are we talking about?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||Last Wednesday at 9:10 PM|
Selling Boy Scout Cookies?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||Last Wednesday at 9:11 PM|
Publisher's Clearing House .....
[italic] You're A Winner ! ! !
|by Anonymous||reply 17||Last Wednesday at 9:13 PM|
Shoot him in the eye through the peephole.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||Last Wednesday at 9:14 PM|
He's clearly a frustrated novelist who needs to teach gym classes and sell Avon until he figures out an ending. OP, when you finally open the door to buy some foundation (A LOT!) give him a sly wink and tell him to kill the love interest, the mentor, or the third most important character.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||Last Wednesday at 9:14 PM|
Did you fail to update your address on the Registry? You sound predatory in most of your threads.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||Last Wednesday at 9:16 PM|
Oh I get it. At first I thought “trying to serve me” was some kind of millennial jargon for a sex thing.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||Last Wednesday at 9:19 PM|
Next time he stops by, toss on your finest caftan, throw open your door, turn around, bend over, flip your caftan up over your ample rump, spread your cheeks and present hole.
He'll never darken your doorstep again, OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 23||Last Wednesday at 9:20 PM|
Show him how it's done....a serve with a swerve!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||Last Wednesday at 9:23 PM|
It's the CensusHome Survey! Ignore it! They are incessant MF's .
|by Anonymous||reply 27||Last Wednesday at 9:24 PM|
It's not the postman.
The postman always rings twice.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||Last Wednesday at 9:29 PM|
R6 Defunded Like that shithole you are residing in ?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||Last Wednesday at 9:38 PM|
Remember, the gays tip at least 20%.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||Last Wednesday at 10:04 PM|
OP is definitely trolling. His agenda is obvious if you think about it. The scripted responses are being lined up. It has to do with a vaccine initiative reported on in the last few days.
Troll thread. Bible.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||Last Wednesday at 10:09 PM|
Did he have a boombox and was he busting out some fresh moves on your front porch?
|by Anonymous||reply 34||Last Wednesday at 10:16 PM|
Trying to get people to get the covid vaccine? I heard they were sending people out to do that. Is he cute?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||Last Wednesday at 10:50 PM|
R35 has launched the agenda.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||Last Wednesday at 10:54 PM|
Sounds like what happened to Kanika Powell.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||Last Wednesday at 10:59 PM|
Since you say that you're in a house, can you see what type of vehicle he's driving when he leaves? .. or is he just walking around the neighborhood? The latter would indicate he's selling something.
The kindle things reminds of a these sales people who serve as agents for several different type of contractors. They do the preliminary leg work looking for homeowners who need something done. If they get a lead they then hand it off to someone who works for the roofer, plumber, electrician, masonry, landscape person, etc. The ones I've encountered like that, always showed up in the early evening.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||Last Thursday at 12:16 AM|
I doubt I keep on coming back if I was a salesman- twice max.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||Last Thursday at 12:56 AM|
Shorts? Hmm. Has he presented hole?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||Last Thursday at 3:35 AM|
If he’s wearing shorts and holding a tablet, it’s UPS
|by Anonymous||reply 43||Last Thursday at 3:42 AM|
You need to bend over in front of an open window to present your hole. When he sees how ravaged and violated it is, he’ll head out for greener pastures
|by Anonymous||reply 44||Last Thursday at 4:12 AM|
Hopefully with a nice chianti, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||Last Thursday at 4:17 AM|
I wish I had someone to serve me......
|by Anonymous||reply 46||Last Thursday at 4:18 AM|
Is it one of those door-to-door gender reassignment guys?
|by Anonymous||reply 47||Last Thursday at 4:21 AM|
I thought Kindles were for reading published material on? How/why would he type on it?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||Last Thursday at 4:33 AM|
I think he must have meant a Kindle FIRE, which is Amazon's version of an Android-type tablet. Although I wonder how OP got close enough to determine the brand of tablet.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||Last Thursday at 4:38 AM|
Thanks, R49 -- modern gadgets are all so confusing!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||Last Thursday at 4:47 AM|
Would a process server come to your door holding documents?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||Last Thursday at 8:38 AM|
Grindr hookup with faulty GPS.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||Last Thursday at 9:19 AM|
Maybe have a friend over and have them answer the door while you hide?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||Last Thursday at 9:28 AM|
Why yes, R51 -- that's what their job entails.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||Last Thursday at 9:58 AM|
So if the guy isn’t holding documents, probably not a process server?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||Last Thursday at 9:59 AM|
He could have the documents in his back pocket, since his hands are apparently full of his Kindle.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||Last Thursday at 10:00 AM|
[quote] Can't you talk to him without opening the door? Call out "Hi! What can I do for you?"
NO! Don't do it. He can talk to you through the door and tell you he's serving you and then record that you refused personal service - but that he left the papers there and told you where they were. That's probably good service for a civil case,
If you live in an apartment building how the hell did he get into it?
|by Anonymous||reply 57||Last Thursday at 10:04 AM|
What have you done OP? Are you on the run from rhe law?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||Last Thursday at 1:01 PM|
Did you order a robot friend from Japan? Maybe he is trying to deliver it.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||Last Thursday at 1:04 PM|
If he has a nice round ass and furry legs invite him in and fuck him doggy style.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||Last Thursday at 2:06 PM|
If he is from the Census he will leave a card explaining why he came to your door, and eventually you will receive confirmation of that via USPS.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||Last Thursday at 5:05 PM|
Isn't it a bit late in the decade for a census taker?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||Last Thursday at 5:06 PM|
Well, then get a racket and learn to play tennis, OP!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||Last Thursday at 5:13 PM|
Use aAmazon to rush deliver a French maid’s uniform (a ball gag and a feather duster) in your visitors size as a prerequisite to opening your door. Order a bull whip for yourself. Command Alexa to play Depeche Mode’s Master & Servant. Now you’re prepared to discuss terms.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||Last Thursday at 5:25 PM|
OP , he might be a contact tracer
|by Anonymous||reply 65||Last Thursday at 6:55 PM|
Time to install that gloryhole.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||Last Thursday at 7:24 PM|
Solar panel salesman?
Put up a No Trespassing sign.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||Last Thursday at 9:14 PM|
Around here, we'd assume the guy is probably from a home remodeling company trying to drum up business. Or a roofing company doing the same. Or a scout for a flipper, running down leafs on homes they hope might be available for purchase.
Worst case scenario, a con artist trying to sell you a driveway seal coating or an alarm system for your house, or magazine subscriptions.
There are so many more probable things than a process server.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||Last Thursday at 9:54 PM|
[Bold] YAAAAAAAAAS KWEEN!!!!!!! GET SERVED, HUNTY !!!!!!!! YYYYYYYAAAAAAAASSSSSSS !!!!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||Last Thursday at 10:09 PM|
Next time he rings sing through the door " Who wears short shorts?". If he answers" I wear short shorts" he's game for ANYTHING.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||15 hours ago|