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Car crashes through man’s dining room!

And hits him! He will be OK. While this is terrible could we please dissect this man’s decorating choices? A Lowes cardboard cut out of a race car driver in your living room? GAH!

Please watch the video at link.

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by Anonymousreply 33July 22, 2021 11:07 AM

A little heavy on the crucifixes...

by Anonymousreply 1July 22, 2021 1:33 AM

Guess who’s coming for dinner? That house should be a tasteful home thread.

by Anonymousreply 2July 22, 2021 1:34 AM

Glad I live on a boat.

by Anonymousreply 3July 22, 2021 1:35 AM

Jeebus loved him enough to save him, but not enough to keep a car from crashing into his house.

by Anonymousreply 4July 22, 2021 1:38 AM

And not a single one of all those crosses on his wall gave him one ounce of protection.


by Anonymousreply 5July 22, 2021 1:48 AM

I mean...not to state the obvious but it doesn't look like that wall of crucifixes did him much good. Glad he'll be okay at least.

by Anonymousreply 6July 22, 2021 1:49 AM

He refused treatment?! Dang, that looked like a pretty rough shove. Maybe it cracked his back and he felt really good afterward? He might start having pain soon. I've heard people say you should get checked out after a car accident even if you feel fine. Could be stuff broke inside you!

by Anonymousreply 7July 22, 2021 1:55 AM

R7 I agree! He’s probably going to feel that jolt from that car’s bumper gave him in a few days. Who knows it could’ve caused lasting damage. I would definitely call a personal injury attorney. I’m sure he has a very good case. And if he is awarded any money think of all the new crucifixes he could buy!

by Anonymousreply 8July 22, 2021 2:09 AM

Jesus take the wheel!

by Anonymousreply 9July 22, 2021 2:11 AM

Was it all those crucifixes that saved him or was it the cardboard Jimmy Johnson?

by Anonymousreply 10July 22, 2021 2:13 AM

Don't you just hate it when someone comes by without calling first?

by Anonymousreply 11July 22, 2021 2:15 AM

That's a hoarder's house in the making.

by Anonymousreply 12July 22, 2021 2:16 AM

I like the crucifixes ,and I like that giant chrome lamp . Im calling retired gay priest .

by Anonymousreply 13July 22, 2021 2:36 AM

He’s definitely gay. When gay men have bad taste, it’s extremely bad. I’ve seen too many of these trashy poor Liberace palaces on hookups. I’ve seen some astonishing things: walls covered in Owls, crosses like these, WWE wrestling posters, all kinda scary shit.

by Anonymousreply 14July 22, 2021 2:55 AM

[quote] And not a single one of all those crosses on his wall gave him one ounce of protection. MONEY WASTED!!

Actually the crosses are what saved his life. He would be dead without them.

by Anonymousreply 15July 22, 2021 3:09 AM

A crucifix shouldn’t be treated as a talisman, because obviously they don’t work that way.

by Anonymousreply 16July 22, 2021 3:10 AM

Was he Christian?

by Anonymousreply 17July 22, 2021 3:12 AM

Well, the crash was a start...

What a dump!

by Anonymousreply 18July 22, 2021 3:24 AM

Who keeps a security camera on in their living room? Is he on Chaturbate?

by Anonymousreply 19July 22, 2021 3:27 AM

R14 pro wrestling and NASCAR really are the coping mechanisms for socially in the closet middle America elder gays. Jimmie Johnson is well known as the best looking NASCAR driver. A straight man would never have a cardboard cut out of him in his living room. The article doesn't mention a wife.

by Anonymousreply 20July 22, 2021 3:41 AM

Lucy, I'm home!

by Anonymousreply 21July 22, 2021 3:53 AM

R10 you must be a NASCAR fan if you knew that guys name. I had no clue who that was.

by Anonymousreply 22July 22, 2021 4:29 AM

He’s from Missouri. There’s almost 100% chance this bible thumping Xtian is a trump licker.

by Anonymousreply 23July 22, 2021 5:28 AM

R19, why do you think he has all of those crosses? Clearly that guy's got a paranormal activity situation.

by Anonymousreply 24July 22, 2021 6:16 AM

Am I an asshole for looking at all the crucifixes and thinking "mental illness"?

by Anonymousreply 25July 22, 2021 6:20 AM

Does he pronounce it missour-UIH or missour-EE?

by Anonymousreply 26July 22, 2021 8:40 AM

I saw all the crosses and thought “serial killer”.

by Anonymousreply 27July 22, 2021 8:40 AM

[quote]Please watch the video at link.

Thank you, no.

by Anonymousreply 28July 22, 2021 8:42 AM

Have the crucifixes been mentioned yet?

by Anonymousreply 29July 22, 2021 8:54 AM

No need to go out. Those Covid compliant cars are something else. They bring the whiplash right to your house

by Anonymousreply 30July 22, 2021 10:17 AM

He's very lucky he was sitting in a chair with a hard back as it took the brunt of the hit. I think if that car had hit his back he would have been seriously hurt.

by Anonymousreply 31July 22, 2021 10:24 AM

That isn't just Missouri, that's Affton, it's 98% white and home of the original Busch family estate. I doubt you can get any Trumpier than that.

by Anonymousreply 32July 22, 2021 10:30 AM

[quote]And not a single one of all those crosses on his wall gave him one ounce of protection.

But nothing happened to the crosses themselves.

Jesus saves - himself.

by Anonymousreply 33July 22, 2021 11:07 AM
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