Car crashes through man’s dining room!

A little heavy on the crucifixes...

Guess who’s coming for dinner? That house should be a tasteful home thread.

Glad I live on a boat.

Jeebus loved him enough to save him, but not enough to keep a car from crashing into his house.

And not a single one of all those crosses on his wall gave him one ounce of protection.

MONEY WASTED!!

I mean...not to state the obvious but it doesn't look like that wall of crucifixes did him much good. Glad he'll be okay at least.

He refused treatment?! Dang, that looked like a pretty rough shove. Maybe it cracked his back and he felt really good afterward? He might start having pain soon. I've heard people say you should get checked out after a car accident even if you feel fine. Could be stuff broke inside you!

R7 I agree! He’s probably going to feel that jolt from that car’s bumper gave him in a few days. Who knows it could’ve caused lasting damage. I would definitely call a personal injury attorney. I’m sure he has a very good case. And if he is awarded any money think of all the new crucifixes he could buy!

Jesus take the wheel!

Was it all those crucifixes that saved him or was it the cardboard Jimmy Johnson?

Don't you just hate it when someone comes by without calling first?

That's a hoarder's house in the making.

I like the crucifixes ,and I like that giant chrome lamp . Im calling retired gay priest .

He’s definitely gay. When gay men have bad taste, it’s extremely bad. I’ve seen too many of these trashy poor Liberace palaces on hookups. I’ve seen some astonishing things: walls covered in Owls, crosses like these, WWE wrestling posters, all kinda scary shit.

[quote] And not a single one of all those crosses on his wall gave him one ounce of protection. MONEY WASTED!!

Actually the crosses are what saved his life. He would be dead without them.

A crucifix shouldn’t be treated as a talisman, because obviously they don’t work that way.

Was he Christian?

Well, the crash was a start...

What a dump!

Who keeps a security camera on in their living room? Is he on Chaturbate?

R14 pro wrestling and NASCAR really are the coping mechanisms for socially in the closet middle America elder gays. Jimmie Johnson is well known as the best looking NASCAR driver. A straight man would never have a cardboard cut out of him in his living room. The article doesn't mention a wife.

Lucy, I'm home!

R10 you must be a NASCAR fan if you knew that guys name. I had no clue who that was.

He’s from Missouri. There’s almost 100% chance this bible thumping Xtian is a trump licker.

R19, why do you think he has all of those crosses? Clearly that guy's got a paranormal activity situation.

Am I an asshole for looking at all the crucifixes and thinking "mental illness"?

Does he pronounce it missour-UIH or missour-EE?

I saw all the crosses and thought “serial killer”.

[quote]Please watch the video at link.

Thank you, no.

Have the crucifixes been mentioned yet?

No need to go out. Those Covid compliant cars are something else. They bring the whiplash right to your house

He's very lucky he was sitting in a chair with a hard back as it took the brunt of the hit. I think if that car had hit his back he would have been seriously hurt.

That isn't just Missouri, that's Affton, it's 98% white and home of the original Busch family estate. I doubt you can get any Trumpier than that.

[quote]And not a single one of all those crosses on his wall gave him one ounce of protection.

But nothing happened to the crosses themselves.

Jesus saves - himself.