What is your beauty routine?

Cleanse, tone, serum and moisturiser. And i don't pick shit based on how they smell like Zoe does. This is basically an ad for YSL.

OP this is gonna be good. Hold on. I'm getting my popcorn.

Soap, water, and a hope for the best!

Plain soap and water and that’s about it these days. I used to be fastidious about sunscreen to the point where I would reapply on the dot every 2 hours whether indoors or out, but that got to be too much of a pain in the ass and more than that I hate the feel of sunscreen. There’s no such thing as a sunscreen that doesn’t feel at least a little greasy, and the zinc and titanium based sunblocks make you look like QEI.

Oh well, I guess I’ll never look 25 forever now. C’est la vie, c’est la vie…

Cold cream slathered on my face before a deep rinse off with moisturizing soap. Apricot scrub after. Step into shower. Scrub bald pate, pits, elbows and feet. Pull back foreskin for a deep clean. Pat penis. Bend over and warsh hole with soapy finger, clockwise and counterclockwise. Dry off. Shave then moisturize with cream. Pluck grey hairs off chest, trim eyebrows, shave balls and hole, buzz pubes. Slather scrotum and anus lightly with anal bleach cream.

Fragrance free, basic and mostly drugstore. Gave up on all the serums and high end a few years ago and wish I'd done it sooner.

CeraVe, Cetaphil, Vanicream, a couple of items from Kiehls, occasionally Paula's Choice but their prices have gotten out of control.

I only wear sunscreen at the beach or for an all day or prolonged outdoor activity.

I do not have a beauty routine, but;

I stay away from the sun

Do not drink alcohol

Sleep for 8 hours per day

Stay away from toxic (stupid) people

Masturbate (A LOT)