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I Made My Boyfriend Rattatoue

and he said phooey. He made phooey on my Rattatoue. Maybe I put too much basil in it? Should I throw it out or feed it to my Siberian hamster?

by Anonymousreply 4July 21, 2021 8:36 PM

Is your rattatoue gooey?

by Anonymousreply 1July 21, 2021 5:38 PM

He probably would have liked it better if you had made him Ratatouille.

by Anonymousreply 2July 21, 2021 7:31 PM

how exactly did you transmute your boyfriend into an Italian dinner dish????????

by Anonymousreply 3July 21, 2021 8:25 PM

Feed it to your Cockatoo-ey!

by Anonymousreply 4July 21, 2021 8:36 PM
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