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Luke Evans went to Colombia to look for uncut dick, y’all

He’s not even shy about it.

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by Anonymousreply 38Last Wednesday at 5:14 AM

He looks good 🔥

by Anonymousreply 1Last Tuesday at 6:20 AM

Why not, I’m sure he’ll find lots of hot young undergraduates there, though he’s a few years to late for Dylan Geick. Will he be visiting all the Ivy campuses?

by Anonymousreply 2Last Tuesday at 6:49 AM

Should have went to Brazil.....they're just fucking animals in bed.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Tuesday at 6:50 AM

What is uncut?

by Anonymousreply 4Last Tuesday at 6:51 AM

Covid never really happened for the rich and famous did it?

by Anonymousreply 5Last Tuesday at 6:51 AM

Ain't he afraid of covid lambda?

by Anonymousreply 6Last Tuesday at 6:53 AM

The cocaine, Rose (R4)

by Anonymousreply 7Last Tuesday at 6:57 AM

Did he enroll as a mature student?

by Anonymousreply 8Last Tuesday at 7:00 AM

[quote]Should have went to Brazil

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 9Last Tuesday at 7:43 AM

Maybe he'll be making a cameo appearance on one of the many, MANY Colombian Chaturbate cams.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Tuesday at 7:44 AM

His latest lay is there with him

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by Anonymousreply 11Last Tuesday at 12:23 PM

[quote]frantomasr It’s a cowboy day! 🤠 🐎“I’m gonna ride my horse to the old town road 🎶🎶”

I assume "human leatherbag" aka Luke is the horse ?

by Anonymousreply 12Last Tuesday at 12:31 PM

Luke probably dips an uncut cock in his coffee each morning.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Tuesday at 12:36 PM

Will he be getting continuing education credits for each student fucked?

by Anonymousreply 14Last Tuesday at 12:38 PM

For R1

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by Anonymousreply 15Last Tuesday at 12:41 PM

OP I see no sexual innuendo or message in his post that would make me think he is looking for dick!!

by Anonymousreply 16Last Tuesday at 12:55 PM

I love that he's dressed for a tropical beach . . . in cold, overcast, drizzly Bogota.

by Anonymousreply 17Last Tuesday at 12:59 PM

And stupid me thought you were discussing the school.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Tuesday at 1:13 PM

The word in "Intact." There is nothing "un" about those beauties. Luke is likely intact as well.

by Anonymousreply 19Last Tuesday at 2:48 PM

Doesn’t he live in the UK? He can get all The uncut dick he wants there

by Anonymousreply 20Last Tuesday at 3:13 PM

It’s so freaky seeing the clouds like that (he’s 8000 feet above sea level)

by Anonymousreply 21Last Tuesday at 3:38 PM

Well lots of very attractive men there in Columbia. I’m sure he and his friend will enjoy dipping it into whatever they can get. And I’m guessing they’ll get a lot. Good news is they don’t worry about getting anyone pregnant

by Anonymousreply 22Last Tuesday at 4:12 PM

Still wearing that leather body stocking I see.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Tuesday at 4:20 PM

He‘s had plenty of uncut dick growing up in Great Britain

by Anonymousreply 24Last Tuesday at 5:14 PM

She's just a few years away from going full Palm Springs. Old, rough looking, leathered, and a dried out hole.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Tuesday at 6:18 PM

What’s happening with a season three of Alienist?

by Anonymousreply 26Last Tuesday at 6:45 PM

[quote]Well lots of very attractive men there in Columbia.

He's not in New York, dear.

by Anonymousreply 27Last Tuesday at 6:57 PM

R22, Bogota, Colombia is an amazing place to party as a gay man. 24-hour clubs, bars, hot guys. I'd return in a heartbeat.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Tuesday at 7:01 PM

R28 = The Syph

by Anonymousreply 29Last Wednesday at 1:28 AM

Does anyone think Australia's David Harris is jealous of Luke's online presence through Instagram and here on DL?

Why once upon a time, David was the lead in many threads!

by Anonymousreply 30Last Wednesday at 1:33 AM

R26 The book it is based on hasn't been written yet.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Wednesday at 1:36 AM

Remember when Josh Gad told him to stop posting thirst traps on his Insta?

by Anonymousreply 32Last Wednesday at 1:37 AM

His cancerous skin must feel like =

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by Anonymousreply 33Last Wednesday at 1:41 AM

Luke & Aaron Schock are constantly vacationing in foreign lands. Do they ever work?

by Anonymousreply 34Last Wednesday at 1:53 AM

I don't blame him. Colombians are hot and slutty. It's not just about the men either, Colombia is a beautiful and very underrated country. Most people go on and on about Brazil, but Colombia has a lot to offer too, the culture, the cities, the weather, the beaches, the food, the men. Yes, Colombia continues to struggle with violence and murder. FARC is still a precence. However, it's not like it was even 10 or 20 years ago. Colombia is a much safer country these days and has seen some economic growth recently. I'd love to visit the country one day. If only I had the money, sigh....

by Anonymousreply 35Last Wednesday at 2:04 AM

I bet Luke twitches in his sleep dreaming of uncut cock, like a dog dreaming about a rabbit.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Wednesday at 3:31 AM

r35 aren't the group of men who assassinated the Haitian president all Columbian mercenaries?

by Anonymousreply 37Last Wednesday at 5:05 AM

r37 They certainly didn't look like Ivy Leaguers.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Wednesday at 5:14 AM
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