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The Penis Rocket

Where the MAN goes up into the SPACE!

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by Anonymousreply 10July 21, 2021 8:50 AM

Has it exploded yet?

by Anonymousreply 1July 20, 2021 2:05 PM

Cut. Thank god.

by Anonymousreply 2July 20, 2021 2:07 PM

Indeed, R2. Keep your stanksleeve to yourselves.

by Anonymousreply 3July 20, 2021 2:09 PM

I did NOT consent!

by Anonymousreply 4July 20, 2021 2:14 PM

The universe presented black hole.

by Anonymousreply 5July 20, 2021 2:20 PM

Is someone going to Twitter themselves sitting on it? By sitting I mean not taking a seat.

by Anonymousreply 6July 20, 2021 2:32 PM

Someone needs to photoshop Lady G Slim Pickensing it.

by Anonymousreply 7July 20, 2021 2:34 PM

Who else thought of Man of Steel?

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by Anonymousreply 8July 20, 2021 3:53 PM


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by Anonymousreply 9July 21, 2021 8:49 AM

Well, have you seen the Amazon logo? Subliminally, people want to see dicks.

by Anonymousreply 10July 21, 2021 8:50 AM
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