Have you ever just slapped the shit out of someone?

Regularly, OP

Get back on your meds and seek help OP.

Yes.

Why do you think Kamala had to go to Walter Reed yesterday?

I once put my hands around someone's neck. I'm not proud of it, but I sometimes regret not continuing to squeeze.

Just David Ehrenstein, and only when I see him in upscale Santa Monica restaurants.

Just family.

ugh just watch office space again. these fantasy workplace violence/bad behavior threads are tedious

No and I have a mood disorder

"slapped the shit out of someone" and "we’re in the floor and I’ve got my hands around his neck" are two entirely different things, OP.

The "slapping" is very gay; the "on the floor/hands around neck" is fierce UFC fighter. Which one are you?

At least the workplace story about spraying the "Amazonian feminist SJW earth muffin" with air freshener had a little bit more effort put into it.

OP:

I've noticed in movies of the 70s and 80s lots of times when a woman gets too emotional they slap her. Like in The Poseidon Adventure when Gene Hackman dies Red Buttons gives Pamela Sue Martin a slight slap to calm her down. I guess it was a thing back then.

Look, motherfucker R11. I’ve been having some anger issues lately. All my threads can’t be winners.

R14

Temper,Temper........i'll say it once and I'll say it again....Cannabis is just a gift from heaven....

I snapped him out of it!

My ex used to slap me jokingly (and very gingerly). I had warned him to stop doing it, as of course a slap to anyone can rile them up. He didn't listen, and so once a few years ago after he'd done another gingerly swat to my face, I slapped him so hard that I myself was afraid he'd call the cops. He actually had to walk downstairs and blow off steam. I'd left my hand print on his face, so he actually could've called the cops. (Of course, I would've claimed self defense after him slapping me so many times.) Doubtful they would've arrested either of us; more like, they would've laughed on the way back to the station about a fag fight.

r18, did he stop after that?

I have the dynasty on slaps that burn more than Alexis’ old frozen champagne.

When I was very young and very screwed up I hit people a couple of times and felt very stupid and ashamed afterwards. Don't hit people. Use your words.

OP, Please!

PLEASE, OP!

Nope, but a cowers did so that was even better because we all got to watch. And the asshole who got his nose bloodied & broken deserved it 💯.

Sometimes a man’s gotta do what his co-workers won’t!

R19, he did, so it got the point across.

[quote] "I was temping at an insurance office once and got into an argument with a bratty little punk. I backhanded him and the next thing I know, we’re in the floor and I’ve got my hands around his neck. Two people pulled me off him."

Sexual tension in the workplace...is so incredibly fucking hot.

Only the deserving, OP

Do I feel bad about it?... Not even a little bit

No, I am an adult.

Occasionally.

Er, OP is the author of the "Frau here. I hate my son’s girlfriend" thread.

A frau really went after a customer and had to be pulled off of him before strangling him?

I'm surprised no one mentioned the fight scene from The Turning Point

There was slapping, hitting, yanking, throwing purses - everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end.