Kelly Ripa loves showing off her curves and ass

That bone carving has neither.

What ass???

See! I told you he was straight! We DIDN'T create our kids with a turkey baster!

Showing him her thigh gap that he can ride a Vespa through. This bitch hasn’t had an ass, or a decent meal, since 1989.

His expression and stance in that pic is very much Travolta in Greased Lightning.

Gross.

He’s such an adorable little pocket gay while she looks like Skelator in a bad wig.

He's still a hottie. At his age, that's an achievement.

She's balancing a cell phone on her bony ass, streaming gay porn -- hence the hubby's expression.

Are they swingers? You know, so he has an excuse to fuck hot guys on the beach.

Is that her with no makeup? She looks pretty.

She looks good here, no visible bones

This is pretty x rated for a daytime host.

Mark’s into skeletons?

Gay or straight….there is no way he is turned on by what she is showing him.

She's thin and she's blonde. She can attract a straight man.

R16 not very many living on apples and air.

Someone has Ripa off the bandaid too soon.

You're welcome DL

This looks like an outtake from some sort of breeder scat fantasy

"Look at her, seducing her husband all over again"

Mark: "Leftovers again?"

she looks emaciated and unhealthy. to each his own.

Yeah, he's so amazed by the same ass he's been looking at for over 25 years.

He just used her as a guinea pig for anal bleaching and is thrilled to bleach his own hole now.

she should have shown him this instead

Tasteless old slut.

She’s a fat whore.

OMG R25 corniest thing ever. And she CANNOT DANCE.

Her pose and his reaction is totally inappropriate. They have kids. This is gross and immature.

Kelly Ripa? Kelly Nasty!

Everyone calls me Kelly Kardashian with these curves!

When I hear Kelly Ripa's name, this is what I picture

He looks too steroidy these days. She is below average.

I would let Mark Consuelos fuck me twelve ways from Sunday even if he is only 3 foot tall.

I'm ignoring Ripa. Mark Consuelos sends me a'twitter. Just imagine he was on Haulover Beach; I'd pull his swimsuit down to his ankles and grind sand with my knees.

He looks damn incredible for his age.

Her children must be so proud

Mark Consuelos looks great tho.

I have never liked her but how nice that you praise him and rip her apart. Truly I am amazed that any of you have any female friends.

He's gay!! Any red-blooded straight man would have a huge boner just looking at Kelly's hot sexy ass . He doesn't even have chubs.

r40 you're right! every good looking man on the planet is gay. the ones that no one wants are straight. that's how it works doesn't it?

I spy with my little eye a frau at R39 R41

Somehow, Mark is sexier now than he was in his Mateo Santos heyday.

R43

It’s called testosterone replacement therapy.

Eww, who knows where that dirty ass has been.

"Is that a live salmon?"

I see where the Trashy Daughter gets it from....Where is the Gay Son?....San Francisco?

Kelly's trying her best to keep hubby's eyes off of their daughter's bazooms.

She probably has a giant black dildo in her hole.

Aren’t they sick of each other yet?

The boy's on the fugly side. The pink suit doesn't help.

Well...at least it's not her son in the photo gawking. That counts for something I suppose. Take note Liz Hurley and Stephanie Seymour.

This constant need for gross attention by these two all the time is nauseating and disgusting. Have some decorum.

Funny, the idea is we're supposed to focus on her but we're all focusing on HIM.

He's still hot.

I wonder who Uncle Andy has fucked in the Consuelos Family?.....Didn't Daddy go on vacation with him?

She sure does. ;) And her husband bending over in photo-left looks eager and ready to receive her!

She's presenting HOLES!

Her show is jawdroppingly awful. Maybe that's the point: laugh at the self-centered little white princess complain about the tiny minutia of her life while a long-suffering male listens patiently at her side.

I can never watch for more than a few minutes.

R58 I can’t watch since Ryan joined. He just doesn’t fit. They should have went with Jerry or NPH. Idk why they insisted to get him because he’s a big name.

R59 = Kelly didn't want someone LIKEABLE.....She knows that would have been the end of her career on the show. That's why NPH wasn't picked.

Mark deserves the Oscar for having to pretend he likes it when Kellz gets her crack waxed.

I used to occasionally watch, but not anymore since I hate Ryan sooooo much.

She is so bony and flat chested...What straight guy finds that hot?

Ryan wanted the gig to fill the 9 AM to 10 AM slot in his 24 hour workday to avoid any kind of relationship. Ryan is pretty powerful in Hollywood and gets what he wants.

[quote]This constant need for gross attention by these two all the time is nauseating and disgusting. Have some decorum.

And you apparently know this and give them the attention they crave.

R61, I bet she's a woman who has lots of ass hairs.

R63 she didn’t look like this when they married.

[quote]They should have went with Jerry or NPH.

Oh, DEAR.

She has curves...and ass?

No. Fix your vision or your television, please.

Kelly looks better now then when she was on "Dance Party USA". She better looking with a better body - The rest of those kids have aged horrible.

I can't help wondering what the suburban fraus in Indiana or Utah who love her and watch her show religiously think when they see a crass picture like this.

Here's another time she showed her ass:

OP, show some level of competence when you link a pic.

She’s running into Madonna territory, making a fool of herself, needing constant attention.

I don't get her appeal at all.

Kelly is the kind of skeletal, blonde bore that middle aged straight men with money love to marry. Her daughter is the kind of thick, big tittied young bimbo that they love to fuck on the side.

[quote] I don't get her appeal at all.

Me either!

I think she looks FABULOUS...And I know fabulous because I have been skipping since 1997....

Her daughter is very beautiful and curvy

I respect the fact that her daughter is not an anorexic like Kelly. She's not fat but normal sized

They're both desperate and sad.

NPH and his husband are going to recreate that photo, aren't they?

R39 It's just a gay male THANG. Not that it can be defended.

R78 The son is ALL RIGHT. Ryan looks stoned, the fuck. The guy the stylist is working on looks like Dominic Pacifico 20 years ago--or maybe even 30.

Mark is a better actor than I ever gave him credit for.

r49 how can you tell Mark has that in?

[quote]Ryan looks stoned, the fuck.

He was half asleep. He quarantined in LA and it was 6:30 in the morning his time.

They're both just cheesey B /C level celebrities. What do you expect? Watching her is like nails on a chalkboard. Her schtick is 20 years past its expiration date.

Kelly is mega rich. I knew she had money but I was suprised to learn that she has tons of money. Her homes are 8 figures. She is not as ditzy as she looks. The focus and drive on this one. You got to give her that.

I don't know which former daytime diva disgusts me more with her narcissism, but between her and Lisa Rinna, it's pretty close.

I still have a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that the girl who played Hayley Vaughn is one the richest women in TV, while the true goddess of Pine Valley languishes in Chicago.

I guess Mark is still waxing his chest. He’s got.

I remember Gellman once commented on that and Kelly acted all embarrassed and surprised. “Mark doesn’t do that!”

.,.!

R92, does he shave his pubes though?

Kelly looks like the type of bitch who would demand such a thing.

Go away Serial Nutcase.

R91 um what does that mean? There are a lot of rich people in Chicago and many rich areas. I’m confused.

Serial nutcase is obsessed with the old has been never even nominated for an emmy Kate Collins. She wasn’t all that.

I can't help it, I'm nauseated by this sort of thing. Not because they're unattractive people, but because it's so stupid, juvenile and degrading. Mom sticking her hiney out and Dad pretending to be wowed by it. UGH! At one time, it would have been funny as a dumb snapshot only a few people got to see. What's most revolting is knowing they're doing it for national attention.

HIs pecs look delicious.