Who Are The Most Gorgeous Newsmen of All Time?

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Gio BentiZ

Tommy DiDario

I’ve been a Whit Johnson fan since he was on NBC in LA.

David Bloom.

R4 I forgot about David Bloom. He was super cute in an average Joe kinda way. He seemed very approachable. Sadly he died in 2003 at age 39. I remember always watching his mouth when he talked and being fascinated.

Cuomo OP?

R6 I admit Cuomo is not as cute as when he was younger (I also think Covid took its toll on him) but with that body and strong jawline he is still a cut above most. I like him. I'd do him, but objectively speaking, I agree that he probably would not be on most people's list... anymore.

TJ Holmes owns this thread but he needs to bring down the bravado a bit on air. He’s a lot.

Willie Geist

Craig Melvin

Sam Brock

Keir Simmons

Peter Alexander

Michael Strahan (if we are generous and considering him a newsman)

Tom Llamas

Thomas Roberts

Will Reeve

Trevor Ault

Phil Mattingly

[quote] Who Are The Most Gorgeous Newsmen of All Time?

OP, go back to Parler. You sound like an idiot with your "all time" threads.

Troll thread.

Nice list R8 I would add Tony Dokoupil (AKA Mr. Katy Tur)

a-hem!

Dan Harris

Steve Keeley

OP- I’m kind of slow- I thought you were being humorous because I thought the title of your thread 🧵 saidThe Most Courageous Newsmen Of All Time.

The Scud Stud - Arthur Kent.

If Ted Baxter isn’t on the list, can it be considered credible?

Willie Geist? No just...No. Scott Pelley owns this thread

R14, is he wearing a wig?

Do I count?

Jessica Savitch was very handsome.

Frank Reynolds was a strikingly handsome man.

R14, Where did you find this guy? I am laughing my ass off! Philadelphia must be hard up for journalists because I do believe he is the ugliest (and worst put together) reporter I have ever seen on TV! I almost spit up my coffee! HA!

David Muir has a horse face. He's only nice looking from one angle. Like Alex from Target

Bill Hemmer is the hottest.

R23, I saw that clip on another message board and had a much needed laugh.

Steve had obviously just rolled out of bed, dropped the crack pipe, kissed Miguel goodbye, glued on his hair, threw a jacket over his jammies before heading out to report the news that evening.

A little research on him indicates that Steve is true to the streets and probably knows all the dealers and working girls by name. I read he's engaged to a woman, but he looks like he belongs to us....

R26 That is a funny (and accurate) description of this guy. The only thing I question is whether he truly belongs to us. I think most of us wouldn't be caught dead looking like that.

Old school CNN via St. Louis and Philly: Patrick Emory

Another St. Louis newscaster (at least until he got canned recently): Steve Savard

Hell no to R2

Peter Daut. Formerly CBS LA News anchor, now in Palm Springs.

Gay too.

I love this - when Ben Platt finds Will a hot daddy, "like an anchorman" Lol

I find Jeff Pegues oddly sexy.

Peter Jennings

Ian Hanomansing, a.k.a. "Handsome Man Thing", certainly deserves to be on the list.

Matt O'Donnell Action News Philadelphia

Thomas Roberts has them all beat.

Keith Kocinski from News12NJ (and elsewhere)

Keith w/glasses

Tom Brokaw was kinda handsome when he was younger (ok mostly his trademark voice). Of course that was before he came a crusty old MAGA asshole!

R31 - Peter Daut is OK, but he has too much filler and botox.

I've noticed that, in the past 10 years, males are being chosen more and more for their looks. We have a lot of hotties on the news now - that didn't use to be the case.

People magazine named me Sexiest Newman Alive for five years in a row. Time magazine as well.

Dan Mannarino, WPIX Channel 11 in NYC:

Not the handsomest but the one I want to marry: pat kiernan of ny1.

Thomas Roberts

R43 thank you for bringing that hot, hot man into my life.

Jay DeDapper

Another vote for Ian Handsome-manthing!!

Garrett Haake

Jake Tapper!

Gabe Gutierrez

I love me some Brian Taff in Philly.

In 1982 I thought that Will Spens on Eyewitness News New York was good looking.

Another vote for Tony Dokoupil

[quote] Peter Daut is OK, but he has too much filler and botox.

How can you tell? I don't believe he is that old that he would need it.

R49 I used to go back and forth on whether I thought of Garrett Haake's looks because of his magnificent voice and his height (6'5). I also love a man with a visible Adam's apple. So he has a lot going for him, but I decided with that Herman munster hairstyle, those bugged out eyes, that bird like nose and lack of a mouth that he's really not that handsome.

However, I think he is very "sexy." Those aspects of him were never ever even a question.

He'd be in my top 5 fuckable journalists. Oh damn... maybe he is handsome... hmmm

Miguel Almeguer from NBC could qualify if he didn’t give off such serial killer / American Psycho vibes. His fastidiousness is unparalleled and it even carries over into his insane over-enunciation of every word when he records his voice overs. Either a body buried in the basement or a box of child porn for sure happening with La Almaguer.

Jason Carroll is chiseled and good looking.

I always found Jeff Michael, formerly of CBS News, to be a handsome daddy. I was disappointed to see him go during network cutbacks a couple years back.

CBS reporter, Mola Lenghi.

Steven Romo

Van Jones

All Time, OP? That's more like the last 2 years.

Jim Lampley was hot in his younger days.

Elex Michaelson makes me wish I lived in LA.

Morgan Chesty!

Sam Brock is very handsome r8. When he was here in the Bay Area @ KNTV, as an anchor, he usually had a ton of makeup on, more than the other guys and maybe as much as the women. I figured he must have really bad skin.

One day I was at the pharmacy, in line to pick up an Rx and behind me was Sam Brock. He is TALL. I’m 6’1” and he was taller than me, but I did noticed that he had perfect skin. So why so much makeup? I wanted to ask, but I didn’t. I keep my weird thoughts to myself until I get home to Datalounge.

David Muir is not "gorgeous," OP. That's just a ridiculous assertion.

He is tall, developed his arms, and is not bad looking. Too much hair product. WAY too much.

But that's all that can said for him.

R63 I have to agree with you, but to be fair, years ago Cable News was not the booming business it is now so hot news men were rare. And the major networks hired crusty old White men to read the news. You wanna go back to Walter Cronkite?

Progress was sitting some beautiful young female eye candy next to him.

Labor laws now prevent them from firing women when they get old. So less attention is paid to news women nowadays.

Outside of Fox News, nobody really watches news to look at women anymore.

Now everyone struts out the hot young muscle studs for ratings! Thank goodness!

Rob Schmitt

Jake Tapper, but he’s married to a 5 when he can definitely have a 15.

R71 Tapper could definitely have a 15! His intelligence and naturally masculine presence is very enticing (although his whiny voice can grate on my nerves sometimes).

Tapper’s voice definitely doesn’t match up to his tough,, masculine demeanor.

Reminds me of the type that’s rough in the bedroom.

R56 Thanks for the chuckle as you came full circle back to erring in favor of Garrett's handsomeness. With so much shit going on in the world that we all have to take seriously these days, it's nice to know I'm not the only one who also gives a lot of thought to the fun and mundane. 😊

In my humble opinion, Garrett Haake has a major "gorgeous dork" thing going for him that's very hot and really gets my motor running. Agree with you that his height and deep voice aren't hurting matters either. Given the chance, I'd climb him like a tree.

Ok, I'm off to take a cold shower and compose myself now, lest anyone think I'm nothing more than a horny tramp. (I'm really not -- or, am I?? Rhetorical, thank you very much.) 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

I agree, R60. Lenghi is hot. He's also single.

Back in the day, Baby. Back in the day.

R74 Yeah I try to have fun. Too many people are way too serious. You have to be able to laugh. Besides most stuff in life isn't that serious anyway.

Other things I like about Garrett Haake are that he is smart and compassionate. His reporting is always sharp and thorough. I remember him subtly shading Trump before it was popular (or acceptable). During the 2016 election he'd throw little subtle jabs in against Trump when most other journalist were swallowing Trump's BS wholesale and not talking about how much of a liar Trump is.

He consistently provides smart and honest journalism. i guess those things matter too. For me, they certainly add to his hotness.

Matt Gutman (no relation to Murray) gets my vote. When he hosted Sea Rescue, he was always in skintight wetsuits.

All time? Peter Jennings, of course.

R73 I bet Tapper would be hot in bed but he would need to keep his mouth shut. He seems super intense. I bet he would grab a bitch by the hair and do a quick jackhammer fuck like he has a journalistic deadline.

R80

Jake seems like the type that definitely is hard to handle, crazy that he settled down.

Bet he is the fucking type, no sweet love for this man.

[quote]Dan Mannarino, WPIX Channel 11 in NYC:

Dan is quite funny too and always has great rapport with his female co-anchors. Think he's still closeted.

That annoying fat slob Sukanya Krishnan, who was was fired from WPIX, was always teasing Dan about finding him a GF. She was so damn annoying and such a loudmouth.

😍 Peter Jennings.

David Muir

I agree, R82. If anyone should be hosting one of the three major network morning shows, it's Dan. He's a natural. That said, I get the impression that he's happier on the local level, so expect that's where he'll stay.

R83

David Muir would be hotter if he came out of the closet.

At 48, he ain’t fooling anyone anymore.

Jake Tapper used to fuck his way through Campaigns & DC.

He ended up marrying a midwest conservative girl.

Wonder how long he can be tamed in that marriage?

Ari Melber makes my Ovaltine boil!

Mrs. Tapper ain’t cute.

Can’t believe a pussyhound like Jake settled on that...

Chris Hayes recently posted a photo of him wearing nothing but shorts and sandals on his InstaGram feed. Now I can't find it anywhere.

R89 Chris Hayes is one of the ugliest people I have ever seen. He doesn't even look like a man. He reminds me of that androgynous character on SNL.. what was the name "Pat?"

R82: "Dan is quite funny too and always has great rapport with his female co-anchors. Think he's still closeted."

Is he closeted? This pic was from 2016.

R91 he also posted a pic of rainbow socks one year for pride. He is playing with his fans. Such a tease. ;)

[quote]He is playing with his fans. Such a tease.

Anytime the subject of Dan's dating life comes up on the morning show, he tends to avoid pronouns as much as possible but every once in a while, when it's kind of unavoidable, he'll say "she" or "her" in reference to someone he's dated in the past. He also once spoke of someone who spent the night at his apartment and said "she" so that the audience would know it was a woman but without implying that it was a girlfriend.

So yes, I'd say he's closeted but it's a glass closet.

Guy is flying rainbow flags w/ a fist up her ass. “Coming out” is quaint by comparison.

BET's Ed Gordon was (and probably still is) pretty hot.

I'd like to know why David Muir is always turning his face to the side. Anyone?

Smart men in entertainment (and today's reporters fall into the entertainment category), whether gay or not, know they have gay fans. Unless they are married (or have a high profile girlfriend) they are gonna lean into that. It's just smart business.

R96

DTM only has 1 good side...

R31 Peter is gay? Wow, had no idea.

He's handsome, though he sort of reminds me of Will Ferrell.

Tapper is apparently a cheater

and hung

R99 He just got married this year.

Lester Holt. All day, every day.

Garth Kemp was the CBS news weatherman for several years. I always found him to be a hot daddy.

R102 Agreed! Lester Holt is a hot Zaddy!

Naked News

Former CBS star anchor Jeff Glor, he looks like he just realized his future in this photo.

R100

Tapper’s wife is not attractive, don’t understand how he waxes poetic how lucky to have her, since pics tell no sexual energy there.

Can believe he has cheated/cheating on Jennifer Marie Brown Tapper, look this bitch up. Her ugly face says it all.

But she gets to fuck Taps dick.

WGN in Chicago has a lot of hot guys. My favorite is Larry Potash.

He's been botoxed to within an inch of his life but still has a banging body and a nice long daddy dong. He also has a sexy voice that makes Barry White sound like Ross Matthews.

Larry and Paul Konrad - that's a sandwich where I'd like to be the filling!!

R109 I see that it's not just Tik Tok that "the Gays" are taking over.

WHET to CNN's Linden Soles?

There are a lot of hot newsboys on Channel 2 in Houston.

Here's Linden Soles.

Rob Schmitt, I remember when he was on NYC's local NBC news.

Rob has turned into a MAGA asshole. I saw a recent clip of him airing his imbecilic views on why people should not get the Covid vaccine.

Richard Quest, all day, everyday.

I'm currently liking Melvin Robert at Spectrum1 News (L.A).

Bonus, he's openly gay.

Seriously, though: Someone must have screen capped that InstaGram Chris Hayes shorts-only image.

Trevor Ault

Mark Visser for NPO Niews in the Netherlands is smokin’.

Matt Gutman