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How would you remove this? Nair??

A lawnmower?

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by Anonymousreply 129July 21, 2021 7:10 PM

Ew, David!

by Anonymousreply 1July 18, 2021 3:36 AM

So brave..

by Anonymousreply 2July 18, 2021 3:40 AM

I've never seen it climbing up somebody's back like that. EEK looks like a Stephen King movie.

by Anonymousreply 3July 18, 2021 3:40 AM

Poor guy. How unfortunate. If you look closely, there’s a bird nesting in his crack.

by Anonymousreply 4July 18, 2021 3:42 AM

Gross! Blow torch.

by Anonymousreply 5July 18, 2021 3:46 AM

Why would you want to remove it?

by Anonymousreply 6July 18, 2021 3:46 AM

Ew. Messy poos. Hope he showers (washes his azz) after pooing.

by Anonymousreply 7July 18, 2021 3:50 AM

The same way he removed it from his back.

by Anonymousreply 8July 18, 2021 3:50 AM

Is he a Spaniard? I swear we're all hairy bastards.

by Anonymousreply 9July 18, 2021 3:52 AM

Evolution missed his ass....

by Anonymousreply 10July 18, 2021 3:52 AM

I just threw up in my mouth...A LOT!

by Anonymousreply 11July 18, 2021 3:54 AM

Is he laying on his back or his stomach?

by Anonymousreply 12July 18, 2021 3:56 AM

Learn how to post a pic correctly. All that pic file code business is sloppy and low rent.

by Anonymousreply 13July 18, 2021 3:57 AM

Nothing wrong with the pic.

by Anonymousreply 14July 18, 2021 4:05 AM

R14 Go ahead and lick his ass then.

by Anonymousreply 15July 18, 2021 4:07 AM

I think r14 was referring to r13 saying the picture was posted wrong

by Anonymousreply 16July 18, 2021 4:13 AM

Step aside all you high flown bitches ! I'll show you what to do with that divinely furry ass . Id love to have seen him before he shaved the top half.

by Anonymousreply 17July 18, 2021 4:17 AM

A gay cat would lick that and cough up furballs later.

by Anonymousreply 18July 18, 2021 4:24 AM

R14 = The hairball in OP’s pic.

by Anonymousreply 19July 18, 2021 4:24 AM

So did he wax his back and arms? It's unlikely he's that hairy just from the waist down.

by Anonymousreply 20July 18, 2021 4:27 AM

Pardon me, I thought that was a pic of Timothée Chalamet's face.

by Anonymousreply 21July 18, 2021 4:31 AM

Gross, he smokes.

by Anonymousreply 22July 18, 2021 4:59 AM

I love hirsute men, but not that HAIRY! His ass looks like it belongs to an albino-skinned ape.

by Anonymousreply 23July 18, 2021 5:11 AM

OP, why did you post a picture of Mr. Tumnus?

by Anonymousreply 24July 18, 2021 5:13 AM

My husband looks just like that.

by Anonymousreply 25July 18, 2021 5:15 AM

That's a Sasquatch!

by Anonymousreply 26July 18, 2021 5:42 AM

Beautiful. A real man!

by Anonymousreply 27July 18, 2021 5:56 AM

I'm sure his ass stays warm on cold days.

by Anonymousreply 28July 18, 2021 6:53 AM

Tweezers

by Anonymousreply 29July 18, 2021 7:00 AM

dingleberries

by Anonymousreply 30July 18, 2021 7:03 AM

I have a somewhat hairy ass and find it attractive on other guys, but that is too much. The demarcation between his ass and his lower back is extreme, to say the least. A bit of hair in the crack is nice, but it looks like there is a fox tail between his ass cheeks.

by Anonymousreply 31July 18, 2021 7:07 AM

Divorce.

by Anonymousreply 32July 18, 2021 7:09 AM

Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Anonymousreply 33July 18, 2021 7:11 AM

He's like a centaur

by Anonymousreply 34July 18, 2021 7:12 AM

Just another bloke from Greece?

by Anonymousreply 35July 18, 2021 7:30 AM

You can’t shave out a furred back end like that! Especially if he has any kind of sensitive skin. You can only trim it.

by Anonymousreply 36July 18, 2021 7:37 AM

Why remove it? Hot.

by Anonymousreply 37July 18, 2021 7:44 AM

He's a fawn; your supposes to serve him tea with scones and then sit on hits dick.

by Anonymousreply 38July 18, 2021 7:47 AM

It certainly is a thicket; I wouldn't remove it. The rest of him seems great too.

by Anonymousreply 39July 18, 2021 7:50 AM

Genetic god, I want above my waist to be smooth and blow to be Chewbacca! Also make me gay!

by Anonymousreply 40July 18, 2021 7:57 AM

Below**

by Anonymousreply 41July 18, 2021 7:58 AM

He literally needs a mowing done on him.

by Anonymousreply 42July 18, 2021 8:14 AM

Don’t tell me there’s foreskin too?!

by Anonymousreply 43July 18, 2021 8:15 AM

I wouldn’t. I’d just push you girly men out of the way, and begin the worship.

by Anonymousreply 44July 18, 2021 8:25 AM

I want to see the front.

by Anonymousreply 45July 18, 2021 9:32 AM

Gross.

Good luck fucking him without all that hair causing chafing.

by Anonymousreply 46July 18, 2021 10:03 AM

here is the real shock, that's a FTM!

by Anonymousreply 47July 18, 2021 10:06 AM

R24 beat me to it lol!

by Anonymousreply 48July 18, 2021 10:13 AM

That's a job for a bush hog.

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by Anonymousreply 49July 18, 2021 10:22 AM

Dingle berries

by Anonymousreply 50July 18, 2021 10:29 AM

He needs to find one of those furries.

They’d be all over that.

by Anonymousreply 51July 18, 2021 10:36 AM

Is that a centaur?

by Anonymousreply 52July 18, 2021 10:39 AM

I like hair but that is gross.

by Anonymousreply 53July 18, 2021 11:09 AM

HOT

by Anonymousreply 54July 18, 2021 12:11 PM

I'd LOVE to see the bush and cock, too!

by Anonymousreply 55July 18, 2021 12:14 PM

Don’t worry, after the full moon is over, he’ll go back to normal

by Anonymousreply 56July 18, 2021 12:22 PM

I’ve never seen someone with such a hairy lower portion but almost hairless on top

by Anonymousreply 57July 18, 2021 12:23 PM

[How would you remove this?]

Swipe left!

by Anonymousreply 58July 18, 2021 12:50 PM

I wouldn’t. I’d own it.

by Anonymousreply 59July 18, 2021 12:51 PM

R46

A man should be hairless? Ew.

I’m pro-hair. Everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 60July 18, 2021 12:52 PM

I love it

by Anonymousreply 61July 18, 2021 1:00 PM

Reminds me of '80s fave movies Wolfen, The Howling, and An American Werewolf in London.

by Anonymousreply 62July 18, 2021 1:03 PM

There’s an expression for having a hairy area just above the butt.

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by Anonymousreply 63July 18, 2021 1:05 PM

I wouldn't remove it. I would tend to it, tenderly.

by Anonymousreply 64July 18, 2021 1:11 PM

I wouldn't remove one hair, that's so damn sexy

by Anonymousreply 65July 18, 2021 1:13 PM

Actually Nair works better on a lot of hair. He would need a couple of bottles though.

by Anonymousreply 66July 18, 2021 2:12 PM

Is Nair even still around? I would think waxing is the best approach but I think it would hurt….

by Anonymousreply 67July 18, 2021 2:31 PM

FIRE

by Anonymousreply 68July 18, 2021 2:51 PM

Bizarre how the hair just stops.

by Anonymousreply 69July 18, 2021 2:51 PM

A lot of men are very attracted to this. Wouldn’t change a thing.

by Anonymousreply 70July 18, 2021 2:52 PM

I used to see these asses at the Glendale Community College showers all the time.

by Anonymousreply 71July 18, 2021 3:21 PM

the legs are fine, but the ass goes beyond "good" hairy. And as others have said, that unshaved crack is a pure shit trap.

by Anonymousreply 72July 18, 2021 3:30 PM

Some like hairy, some like smooth. Accept yourself as you are and find someone who is attracted to you as you are.

by Anonymousreply 73July 18, 2021 3:40 PM

Looks fine.

Just needs some styling.

by Anonymousreply 74July 18, 2021 3:40 PM

hygiène won't be a challenge if he has a bidet.

by Anonymousreply 75July 18, 2021 3:47 PM

Note: When you wipe ass, you wanna wipe skin...not hair.

by Anonymousreply 76July 18, 2021 3:53 PM

Provided he can and does keep things clean down there, it looks great.

by Anonymousreply 77July 18, 2021 3:57 PM

I have a hairy ass. Men love it. I posted my hairy ass on Reddit a few years ago and received lots of messages from thirsty men, including straight guys who I made “question their sexuality”.

by Anonymousreply 78July 18, 2021 3:58 PM

Hairy asses are as big a turn-off for me as a vagina. Just eww. No.

by Anonymousreply 79July 18, 2021 4:24 PM

My husband has a hairy butt & ass like that. His back though, is clear. He is also slim build as in the OP photo.

by Anonymousreply 80July 18, 2021 4:33 PM

As long as he's clean, I'm all for it. Very nice!

Any other photos of him? I'd love to know what he looks like.

by Anonymousreply 81July 18, 2021 4:33 PM

It's going to be costly, so I'd want a word with the magician who fucked it up in the first place.

by Anonymousreply 82July 18, 2021 4:34 PM

Repeated laser treatments could get rid of that eventually.

by Anonymousreply 83July 18, 2021 4:36 PM

It's Pan, the goat-footed God!

by Anonymousreply 84July 18, 2021 4:56 PM

I'm surprised Kim Kardashian released this photo of herself.

by Anonymousreply 85July 18, 2021 4:57 PM

Absolutely, he looks like a beast with it.

by Anonymousreply 86July 18, 2021 5:23 PM

You could get deer ticks in there.

by Anonymousreply 87July 18, 2021 5:27 PM

There was the cutest bespectacled dirty blond top on xtube with a full coat of lower body hair who power thrusted like a jackrabbit.

He began bottoming which left out most of the great visuals.

by Anonymousreply 88July 18, 2021 6:17 PM

I think his husband refers to him as his fur-baby.

by Anonymousreply 89July 18, 2021 7:51 PM

It's long enough to braid, so that might help to clean it up a bit.

by Anonymousreply 90July 18, 2021 9:06 PM

R67, not only is nair still around, they have one for men:

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by Anonymousreply 91July 18, 2021 9:20 PM

grease fire

by Anonymousreply 92July 18, 2021 9:22 PM

I found the young man!

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by Anonymousreply 93July 18, 2021 9:46 PM

By court order.

by Anonymousreply 94July 18, 2021 9:47 PM

How the fuck did you do that, R93?

by Anonymousreply 95July 18, 2021 11:02 PM

R93 he has a hot body--nice bush and a good-looking dick too. Definitely a cutie.

by Anonymousreply 96July 18, 2021 11:08 PM

Imagine if R93 used his talents to find Bin Laden years before Obama!

by Anonymousreply 97July 18, 2021 11:10 PM

Goddamn thats hot R93 ! Fank You !

by Anonymousreply 98July 18, 2021 11:19 PM

Preserve and savor that flavor saver.

by Anonymousreply 99July 18, 2021 11:37 PM

It needs to be trimmed and better faded from whatever he did to his back, but I do know a lot of guys who enjoy my hairy hole.

by Anonymousreply 100July 18, 2021 11:40 PM

Lens Dunham sure has lost weight.

Oh, it's a slimming ap, right?

by Anonymousreply 101July 19, 2021 12:18 AM

Best experienced in full after a hard workout while the sweat releases all those great ass aromas.

by Anonymousreply 102July 19, 2021 12:28 AM

Minotaur porn, very hot right now.

by Anonymousreply 103July 19, 2021 12:31 AM

Electrolysis

by Anonymousreply 104July 19, 2021 12:32 AM

I hope he has a bidet. Otherwise....

by Anonymousreply 105July 19, 2021 12:39 AM

ew, he's better as a bottom so we don't have to see his face

by Anonymousreply 106July 19, 2021 2:34 AM

Electrolysis

by Anonymousreply 107July 19, 2021 2:43 AM

Nads

by Anonymousreply 108July 19, 2021 2:46 AM

Waxing is the only solution to remove hair like that. It would be painful, but I think he'd feel much better without all that fur. I don't think electrolysis would be the answer, I don't think electrolysis can be done in sensitive areas like the butt crack and anus.

by Anonymousreply 109July 19, 2021 2:52 AM

He's circ'd. For some reason I thought there would be a foreskin on such a furry guy.

by Anonymousreply 110July 19, 2021 7:37 AM

Who still does electrolysis when lasers exist?

by Anonymousreply 111July 19, 2021 7:39 AM

[quote] Who still does electrolysis when lasers exist?

Because electrolysis is cheaper?

by Anonymousreply 112July 20, 2021 12:19 AM

R112, actually, lasers have gone down in price because so many places offer it. Groupon has loads of deals on pkgs. I did it for my neckbeard which annoyed the shit out of me because I kept having ingrown hairs when I'd shave. It still grows, but much lighter and it's easier to shave now.

by Anonymousreply 113July 20, 2021 12:42 AM

Did he make other videos?

by Anonymousreply 114July 20, 2021 12:57 AM

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by Anonymousreply 115July 20, 2021 2:05 AM

I would do nothing but enjoy.

by Anonymousreply 116July 20, 2021 2:06 AM

Can lasers be used on areas like the butt crack and anus? Seems to me that wouldn't be a great thing to do, having a laser on those parts.

by Anonymousreply 117July 20, 2021 3:19 AM

Yes, lasers can be used in sensitive areas. I have a female friend who lasered her pussy and did her ass crack, asshole and taint. She from an Italian background and hated waxing. This was 8-9 years ago, so the lasers are even better now. Bottom line, if I had that bushy tail I'd reign it a bit at the very least.

by Anonymousreply 118July 20, 2021 3:29 AM

Wow, R118. I'm surprised your friend would allow that level of invasion. Even inside the asshole AND taint?

by Anonymousreply 119July 20, 2021 3:33 AM

I think it's fairly common, R119. I had my back lasered and it worked okay but I didn't need it down below. I guess I would do it if I needed too but I might just wax.

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by Anonymousreply 120July 20, 2021 7:01 AM

The only thing that I find disturbing in this thread is that a lot of DL queens apparently don't know the difference between centaurs and satyrs/fauns...

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by Anonymousreply 121July 20, 2021 7:26 AM

A half Italian/half Scottish guy I know is a hairy beast below the waist much like this. He says his fathers/uncles/brothers on the Scottish side are the same… smooth on top super hairy below. Works for me.

by Anonymousreply 122July 20, 2021 7:32 AM

R121, I appreciate your correction and interested in how you came upon that image as your education tool.

by Anonymousreply 123July 20, 2021 7:39 AM

R123, it was one of the first pics that came up in a Google Image search "centaur satyr". Coincidentally, it included all three mythological creatures.

by Anonymousreply 124July 20, 2021 8:39 AM

Are satyrs and fauns the same thing? My impression is that satyr comes from the Greek term and faun from the Roman term for the same half-goat creature. But maybe they subtly differ in some way?

I do know that centaurs are different, being half horse.

by Anonymousreply 125July 20, 2021 12:00 PM

Originally, satyrs were depicted as bald, bearded dwarves with the ears and tail of a horse, whereas fauns were half-goat people. However, over time, satyrs and fauns were mixed up, and today satyr are usually the older looking half-goat people with bigger horns and beards, whereas fauns are the more youthful and playful half-goats without beard or with smaller beards and smaller horns.

by Anonymousreply 126July 20, 2021 12:08 PM

He would make a lovely house pet.

by Anonymousreply 127July 20, 2021 12:28 PM

Teddy bear.

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by Anonymousreply 128July 21, 2021 7:05 PM

[quote] I'm sure his ass stays warm on cold days.

Yeah, if you can find it

by Anonymousreply 129July 21, 2021 7:10 PM
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