🥑🥑 Avocado Tastes Exactly Like "Clean Penis" 🍆🍆🚿🚿

now think about guacamole, lol

Imagine studying journalism, just to end up working at buzzfeed.

Can you please stop with the emojis? It’s very distracting and not the right aesthetic for DL.

The word avocado is derived from the Aztec word āhuacatl, which directly translates to... "testicle."

It ain’t no Weekly World News, R2.

They got married not too long ago, r5. I gave them a lovely fondue set.

I knew they'd end up at the altar, R6! Is BF's sister still planning on carrying their baby?

And we all know what he meant by "clean penis."

COVID has put that on hold, r7.

What am I, chopped liver?

Thanks for making me laugh this morning, R9.

R3 🆗,🅱️🅾️🅾️Ⓜ️📧®️❗

Which came first? The penis or the Avocado

R13 In America Avacado has only become a thing in the last 10 years or so, while women or men are familiar with the taste of the penis for centuries, clean or not!

Hardly, r14. Maybe avocado toast is a recent thing, but not the avocado itself.

R15 The avocado as well as many other "exotic" vegetables and fruits are always carried by the supermarket and grocery stores, but how many people buy them and how many are consumed are another question. Walmart carries plantain but they only put one basket in the corner, Avocado used to receive the same treatment, but now you if shop grocery at Walmart, you will be greeted with a huge bin full of avocado in the front , that's the difference we are talking here.

Well it depends on if the penis is braised or sautéed.

Avocado tastes like skin?

[quote]Alas, the year is 2021 and people are not okay™. This is the overall vibe:

Uh, the overall vibe would be that the guy in the video just escaped a psychiatric facility because normal males, NO MATTER IF THE SUCK FUCKING COCK, don't look like that piece of shit bad example freak.

Fucking garbage person. This is why they fucking hate us.

Beat the shit out of him. I will laugh.

Just sprinkle some salt and pepper on it, and go to town.

And don't forget Avocado is heart healthy!!

Angie

In what world?

[quote] All I know is one of the two doesn't taste great and often ends with something that tastes even worse. The other is the key ingredient in guacamole (😍), so I'd prefer for these gustatory experiences to not be conflated.

Ugh, frau fish nonsense.

Dick tastes great and a hot load tastes amazing. 1000 times better than yeasty pussy.

Pity, and this is why so many of us end up instead with experiencing "Sour Lemon." :o

I don't see the problem, why can't she just bite it? or she has dated some cheesy dicks in the past?

I eat a lot of avocado.

From some funny reactions, apparently some straight guys are so turned off after knowing this, they have stopped eating avocado altogether. Anyway, we need to spread this message so everyone is aware of the joke. And next time in the diner, you see a hot guy eating avocado alone, you know what to do... lol

So you're telling me that a penis doesn't taste like a cheesy copper penny? I need to move to America!

R27 you are a whore, darling!