The arrival in the Lone Star State of monkeypox raises an interesting question: what's the best pox?
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The arrival in the Lone Star State of monkeypox raises an interesting question: what's the best pox?
Vote below!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 19, 2022 12:30 PM |
Monkeypox usually provides at least some immunity to smallpox so in the past, when there were smallpox epidemics, people would deliberately infect themselves with monkeypox if they could. Monkeypox is not pleasant but it is rarely fatal as smallpox could be.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 16, 2021 9:13 PM |
No cow on this list?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 16, 2021 9:29 PM |
Cowpox also provides some immunity against smallpox. In 17th and 18th centuries, people noticed that milkmaids rarely came down with smallpox and eventually figured out that most of them had immunity because of their exposure to cowpox.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 16, 2021 9:36 PM |
Monkeypoksh.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 16, 2021 9:37 PM |
Allegedly hence vaccine from vache and the iconic fair (poxless) milkmaids of yore R3.
OP you are a bad Texan to neglect the cattle.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 16, 2021 9:40 PM |
It’s what God intended! We shouldn’t mess with nature! It ain’t right! 🤡
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 16, 2021 9:41 PM |
I love you clown emoji poster!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 16, 2021 9:43 PM |
I had no idea there were so many types of pox. I’ll be in bed with my blankets over my head.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 16, 2021 9:43 PM |
Not a day all year where I haven't heard the words TEXAS and FLORIDA multiple times. Make it stop!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 16, 2021 9:47 PM |
It’s true Dee Plorable. God gave the example of the fair milk maids to demonstrate the importance and acceptableness of vaccines. Antivaxxers are the spawn of Satan espousing an argument against natural theology.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 16, 2021 9:48 PM |
It comes from Shakespeare-
"A pox on thee and thy monkye".
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 16, 2021 10:09 PM |
So will the viruses keep getting nastier and nastier?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 22, 2021 4:00 AM |
We have a competent CDC again and they will irradicate this early as Plump should have done with Covid. Like Obama did with SARS.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 22, 2021 4:44 AM |
Does this come from monkeys? Does this mean chicken pox comes from chickens and small pox come from smalls?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 22, 2021 5:26 AM |
I use it. I think It works better than Gorilla Glue.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 22, 2021 5:32 AM |
OMG, what happened to the Gorilla Glue lady?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 22, 2021 5:40 AM |
Smallpox is my favourite pox. If it makes a return, I'm hoping that the Covid anti-vaxxers also refuse the smallpox vaccine. That'd really thin their ranks.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 17, 2021 7:43 PM |
No 'A pox on your house' as your favorite pox, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 17, 2021 8:20 PM |
[quote]Smallpox is my favourite pox. If it makes a return
Today may be your lucky day, R18, vials of smallpox were discovered in a lab yesterday.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 17, 2021 8:27 PM |
Thank god it's not largepox, R20.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 17, 2021 9:30 PM |
BUMP
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 17, 2022 6:48 PM |
Thank goodness our southern border is hermetically sealed
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 17, 2022 6:55 PM |
It's from China!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 17, 2022 7:57 PM |
What else will Greg Abbott torment Texans with to own the libs and blame it on Biden. You know it's coming.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 17, 2022 8:35 PM |
R23, true, Mexico doesn’t deserve this.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 17, 2022 9:21 PM |
I read the W.W. Jacobs short story in elementary school and loved it. It haunted me for years!
Be careful what you wish for!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 19, 2022 12:15 PM |
[quote]We have a competent CDC again
Assumes facts not in evidence.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 19, 2022 12:30 PM |
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