Are you sitting down eldergays? It’s Lainie Kazan!

Never? Not even yesterday?

She did have a pretty rockin' bod back in the '60s.

[quote]Are you sitting down eldergays?

You really think you need to ask?

Imagine looking back on being called "Jew broad" by Sinatra with fondness.

I always get her mixed up with Lucy Arnez.

I love her as the overbearing mother of John Lloyd-Young in OY VEY, MY SON IS GAY!. Not enough people saw that movie.

She was arrested for shoplifting $180 of groceries from Gelson's end 201/7. She told cops she didn't have any money. Yoy.

Does she bash Barbra again?

I’m so elder I’m lying down!

She's swell and was in LUST IN THE DUST with Tab

Yeah, and?

That’s what men do. They try to fuck anything that’ll stay still long enough.

she got fat though

I tried. I was straight you know.

Has Rula Lenska commented?

I get her and Brenda Vaccaro mixed up.

Lainie may have been chased by men, but I always heard she was strictly lady-pond in her preferences.

I'm sure this isn't a problem anymore, nor has it been for the past 20 years.

Totally believe her. When I was young, pretty much every man I met, knew, was acquainted with hit on me.

What about us?

Alone? No, I'm not alone. I have my erection.

And us? Cancel her NOW for this neglect!

[Quote]LUST IN THE DUST

Tab Hunter, Divine, and Cesar Romero did NOT try to sleep with her.

R22 Divine was too busy fucking Tab Hunter. Divine put him in a cock cage and owned that bitch.

Cesar Romero was not gay, but a confirmed bachelor.

[quote]Lucy Arnez.

Two words, and you messed them both up.

I hope she got a tit lift. If they were this big and long 50+ years ago, imagine what they are today.

Poor thing. To be a B grade actress forever is tough

SHE'S WEARING A CAFTAN

Although I haven't seen it in years, I always thought she was very good on 'The Nanny.' Especially when she got to play off of Renee Taylor.

If you walk around with your tits out, what do you expect?

R23 = Cesar Romero

[quote] Divine was too busy fucking Tab Hunter. Divine put him in a cock cage and owned that bitch.

THAT.NEVER.HAPPENED

I've just got these giant bazooooooms!

Lainie may have run around with men when she was young, but she's basically a lesbian.

She'll never come out or she might lose those country club singing engagements. Unless she's only teaching drama now. Being a lesbian and a Streisand understudy/enemy would be quite an attraction for students.

I believe her. Men are dogs.

She had a great body so yeah, the str8s wanted to stick it in.

She must have good genes because teaching and directing stage plays at UCLA at 81 is damn impressive.

Fat as I am, the camera's gonna add a ton to my can

I get mistaken now for Lainie Kazan

How did I get as fat as I am?

I have, r6. The movie is, how you say, drek. I figured it was JLY's "coming out"---hint, hint, wink, wink---to his fans.

Question - are we supposed to be standing up when reading Datalounge?

She is an actress who will be forgotten the second she dies

Weirdly enough, when she did thr Playboy layout she became a huge sex symbol. Straight men really dug a woman with huge tits and a huge butt--she was basically the Christina Hendricks type before Hendricks was even born.

The most famous comic book illustrator Jack Kirby was erotically obsessed with her, and based the comic boook heroine Big Barda on Kazan.

She's no Tovah Feldshuh.

[Quote]She is an actress who will be forgotten the second she dies

WTF? Who cares? The rest will be forgotten when the earth turns to dust.

She was almost married to Arthur Spooned.

Has Elia commented?

She did have fabulous tits back in the day, but they could only take her so far.

Breastses, she had beautiful breastses.

Who had her in the lady pond?

She looks as if she may have done unspeakable things in the boudoir.

How the fuck do you steal $180 of groceries? You wait for them to get bagged, get a hold of the shopping cart and make a run for it?

Bottom of the cart.

She headed out the doors without visiting a cashier.

[Quote]Poor thing. To be a B grade actress forever is tough

Hi Babs!

Is she broke?

She was kind of funny in My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

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She's divine!

Like a jewish Loren ore Raquel Welch.

She sounds like shit but I'd still pay to see her in a nightclub act.

She was fun in 'Love is All There Is'

She's no LANA WOOD

Is lainie kazan white ?

Damn it! My fat fingers hit the wrong button at r25 s post and got this LoL

She was a bit of a butterface

Old Klepto-Lesbo. Lock her up!

She had that bod straight guys wanted to fuck. They don't care so much about the face.

She wound up with all the stereotypical Jewish mother roles afterShelley Winters died.

But can she swim ?

And Lainie wasted it all by only fucking girls :(

[quote]How the fuck do you steal $180 of groceries?

You hide the expensive items under your tits.

She was very attractive and sultry here.

Did store security try to sleep with her?

Looked like a rough old tart once the bloom of youth faded a bit.

Yes, I'm sitting down, OP. What about it?

The audience couldn't contain themselves at her heaving bosom.

Why did she have one tit that stands out straight and one that sags down and hangs? That's weird.

How do you steal 180 dollars worth of groceries. Did she walk out with an entire full wagon or just try to steal a few extremely expensive items?

‘An entire full wagon’ lol.

How did Estelle get through a live TV broadcast? I thought she couldn’t function without cue cards.

Talk show hosts have notes in front of them.

Met her when she had a relative's Bah Mitzvah at La Cage, the drag show nightclub, and she was adorable, one of the good ones. But I still didn't want to sleep with her.

Is she fond of the ladies?

[Quote] They had such admiration of my talents.

Even if you do say so yourself, Lainie.

I wonder if Lainie is as good a teacher as Betty Lynn.

She was hilarious on The Nanny as Aunt Frieda

Sylvia: "Drop dead!" Frieda "Cook for me and I will....did you know that your father was the first bullimic in Flushing!?"

R74 doesn’t know anything about tits.

She stole many scenes before she stole many groceries.

R84 I don’t know any scene she ever stole.

R74, it's a push up bra. Hers are so big they don't push up symmetrically.

From everything I've heard, Lainie is a real down to earth, friendly and accessible person. Nothing like her nemesis Miss Streisand.

Get a load of my bazungas!

No one mentioned her Oscar-worthy performance in My Favorite Year? For that alone she will always be remembered.

Yes, R88. But Lainie likes to point out her one blah scene in Francis Ford Coppola's One From the Heart. I remember watching a report on the big opening of the film in New York, maybe Radio City, around 1980. They were interviewing celebrities emerging from the theater after seeing it. Liza Minnelli gushed on and on and said that it was the best movie she'd ever seen. Arlene Francis came after and she said it was the worst piece of garbage she'd ever seen. I side with Arlene.

Some entertainers project a genuine fun decent vibe. She's got it.

Arlene Francis said "garbage"?

[quote]No one mentioned her Oscar-worthy performance in My Favorite Year? For that alone she will always be remembered.

Did anyone ever see the musical version? I have always wanted to see it, but since it was such a flop, it's never performed.

Major caneface.

Lainie needs to get a youngish lesbian by her side to get back in the papers.

Every fat has been star I have met wanted to fuck me, so we are even.

[Quote] Every fat has been star I have met wanted to fuck me, so we are even.

How did Sally Struthers smell?

r96 like Wine and cheetos.

At least she was often described as “rubenesque” back in the day. That’s one thing over Barbra.

[quote]Arlene Francis said "garbage"?

I always imagined she's refer to "garbage" as "refuse" (pronounced REFF-use)

Try ZAFTIG, R98. That's Yiddish.

Yoy

Zaftig. Mit hips.

Just watched Lust In The Dust last night with Lainie and Divine. The two of them just slayed me! Such a silly but very fun movie!

she's a hot piece of ass

[quote] She’s claiming that every man she met tried to sleep with her.

And they say Jews are arrogant.

r74- that's called real tits-when they're that large, they can weigh up to 10 pounds each - gravity is not kind to fat. As an aside, if you ever see a woman with large natural tits wearing a wide neck top walk- it's mesmerizing:

Mary!

She's no Carlotta Romero.

Did anyone happen to catch Lainie going on for Streisand when she was an understudy in Funny Girl?

Pic of Lainie holding hands with a young lady...wait...that's her DAUGHTER!

Whenever I think of Lainie Kazan all I can think of her in Beaches playing Bette Midler (and Mayim Bialik's) mother and yelling at a kid taking too long at a drinking fountain saying, 'What are you, a camel?' Lainie is about the same age as Bette, if I'm not mistaken

You are mistaken. Lainie is five years older.

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Get lost, Matt.

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[Quote] stop posting worship of females. It's fucked up.

Yes, everyone's worshipping Lainie by recounting her shoplifting exploits. Muriel really needs to take care of you.

I've always really admired her!

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You can block threads, r118.

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Contact Muriel about it. You deserve see only the threads you want to see.

*You deserve to see

R116, There are people here who hate us discussing women or having an appreciation for female artists. They act like it’s a disease

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R124 lol

Lainie is not bisexual. She's a lesbian who had sex with a couple of men, Including her gay husband of a few years,

Lainie is a temptress for gay men?

Lainie is luscious. Big hair, big tits, big voice, bug presence. I could see straight guys finding her quite irresistible.

Bug presence? Oh dear. Sorry Lainie, I didn't mean that.

R11 I'm reminded of that great quote by Adriana Lima:

[quote]It's flattering knowing men desire me. But then I remember a man would also have sex with a McChicken. So I don't let it get to my head.

She was a good looking bitch

Her song delivery was sexed up too - adding to her appeal to straight men.

Found this gem on youtube.

R118 = mail order meds lost

She looks very masculine and fat….not a looker at all..no matter what she thinks!

Last I knew, the guy having screaming hairy cat fits about bisexual men was Gap Guy.

Wow. I thought he was harmless.

Gap guy is cray cray.

Is she humble bragging or canceling or both?

[quote]I’m sure this isn’t a problem anymore, nor has it been for the past 20 years.

Don’t be too sure. It was only 15 years ago that she and notorious pussyhound Henry Cavill were in that godawful Red Riding Hood musical together...

"You can lick my lollipop, but you can't lick me".

Did Henry Cavill sing in that musical?

There's nothing wrong with my tits but I don't push them in everyone's face.

Don't forget she has half a treasure map tattooed to her ass.

Sorry about the other half.

Lainie is a wonderful character actress. She’s always adds a special touch to every production. She was perfect as Howie Mandel’s mother in “St. Elsewhere” and in other movies. She followed the Shelley Winters route, which was smart. She’ll always have work.

She was quite lovely. Not sure about the teased hair/wig, though.

She's certainly had some hair don't's.

Imagine what a big yenta she is between the sheets.

Fuck, this interviewer is as ill prepared as Skip E Lowe, and just as self impressed. Lainie has a lot of patience. The story from about 1:50... she banged Sinatra, I have no doubt.

Lainie starts in on praising Tab Hunter from 6:45 and the obnoxious host interjects with "BUT GAY!!!"

Lainie is a hoot, and a real fun person when she's not stealing groceries.

There's something about an Aquavelva man

^ Lainie had started her film career before 1970, so I guess she (and management) decided to make her a glamorous busty sex bomb - just the kind of type that had gone out of style.

I prefer Ethel Merman and Lainie:

[Quote] Lainie had started her film career before 1970, so I guess she (and management) decided to make her a glamorous busty sex bomb - just the kind of type that had gone out of style.

Poor Lainie.