Cute guy Chandler Halderson charged in parents' murder

Cute is a stretch

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Breaking: Datalounge has a new boyfriend . . .

Momma’s mussy is drier than the Mojave desert seeing all these lame white boys that keep getting busted

He has crazy eyes.

But he does have nice hair. It needs some conditioner but it is nice.

Bart and Krista didn’t miss too many meals from the looks of things.

He was an Eagle Scout, too.

do the scouts give merit badges in carving and whittling?

eyes look more dead than crazy to me

Could Chandler BE any crazier looking?

I like how the Boy Scout guy basically said "Well, he's forbidden from doing Scouting stuff now." Also, isn't he too old for the Scouts. Indicates some sort of mental issue. I hate to say it, but autism?

Something is definitely "off." Plus, what young person gives an interview to a local TV station but requests to "only be off camera?" If you're innocent, what would it matter? Clearly he didn't want people analyzing his "Omg my loved ones are missing," like we're so good at doing.

He looks autistic.

Why did he do it?

Why not?

Ugly.

[quote] "do the scouts give merit badges in carving and whittling?"

Woodcarving, R9. And it's typically one of the first merit badges scouts obtain.

The parents were too fat to live.

That girl reporter on the scene is not going national any time soon.

That’s not the way to get their stuff.

“eyes look more dead than crazy to me”

Even the scariest convicts sharing a cell with him would sleep with one eye open.

He's cute. Great hair.

Very boyfriendable.

Except for the homicide stuff. Kind of a dealbreaker.

But still not a hard pass, right?

[quote]A 23-year-old Windsor man charged in the kidnapping, slaying and dismemberment of his father is now also charged with doing the same to his mother, according to an updated criminal complaint filed Tuesday, which quotes the man as telling a detective he “didn’t feel bad about what I did.”

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[quote]Even before investigators had found any human remains in the case, Chandler Halderson had been using his Google account to search terms including “Body found Wisconsin,” “Woman’s body found in Wisconsin,” “Wisconsin dismembered body found” and “Dead body found in Wisconsin,” according to the updated complaint.

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[quote]Authorities on July 8 searched a property in the town of Cottage Grove where Halderson was seen driving his parents’ Subaru near a wooded area three days earlier.

[quote]Halderson had shown up to the property, which belongs to the partner of his girlfriend’s mother, and asked to go swimming in the pool. He was gone for more than an hour when the partner noticed him return dry and the pool cover still on.

[quote]The partner said she saw Halderson with the Subaru near a shed on the property, and when he eventually returned to the pool, Halderson appeared “to be washing off, and he looked like he wasn’t paying attention to anyone else around.”

[quote]Dane County sheriff’s detectives searched the area near the shed, eventually finding Bart Halderson’s torso wrapped in pants, a black belt and nylon black rope. The search of a nearby tank revealed a pair of scissors, a saw blade and the handles of what may be bolt cutters.

[quote]That same day, Halderson went to a neighbor’s house to ask if the home’s doorbell video camera could “capture the road or my house.” After the neighbor told Halderson police had already come to download video, Halderson asked if it captured anything.

[quote]Later, a Dane County detective interviewed a friend of Halderson’s from Kansas who said he left a rifle for Halderson when he visited on June 12 and 13. The Dane County Medical Examiner’s Office determined Bart Halderson had been shot once and killed before being dismembered.

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Is he cute enough that if I saw him on grindr I'd hookup with him? Yes, but I'm a slut.

Does he look good enough that I could hookup with him, knowing he committed double Parricide? No, even I have standards.

Obligatory DL question…sizemeat verifcata?

Cute ???? Not in a million years

Well he finally earned that Parricide Merit Badge.

He’ll be popular in prison.

He looks like a less attractive version of Patrick Schwarzenegger.

Definitely better with the mask on.

As for the hair, if his father is any indication, it would have all been gone by about age 30.

Dismemberment Badge!

How does Chandler get his hair so nice in prison?

What's this all about?

R34, it’s mentioned at R25.

He reminds me of British actor Luke Newberry from the BBC gay zombie series “In The Flesh”. Did he try to eat his parents before killing them?

I'm relieved to learn from that news report that killing your parents will prevent you from "any more scouting activities."

Chandler has crazy eyes, just like those unhinged killers before him.

[quote]But still not a hard pass, right?

Not a hard pass, R24, no.

I mean, how big can the dating pool be in Madison, Wisconsin?

They probably told him to get a job or leave

R1- He’s cute enough that I would not mind being in charge of his STRIP SEARCH 🔍

And Netflix doesn't have a docu-series about him yet?!

The dad had texted him that he spoke with an employee of the college he lied about attending shortly before murders…he and his less hot brother were set to collected a million cash and two homes and cars if they passed.

I'm always amazed and little surprised at what someone you think is cute.

How fickle DL...move over, Chris Watts...a new "cute" murderer to take your place to drool over. He's meh....nothing special.

Kind of sexy in a weird way

With a bit of primping ( eyebrow trim, hair highlighted etc.) and a decent tan he has potential.

He seems like he'd be good in the sack

the gravy train is really over.

R49 Let's not link to subscription / paywalled sites

Does he have a combover? He'll be bald in 8.5 years. Hard pass.

helicopter parenting leads to violence

Was he an only child?

^ no older bro 18 mos older w/ fiancé and dog and his own house.

Cute! I would suck him off if he's unmutilated.

I thought we were supposed to be able to watch the live trial. I want to hear him speaking.

"Cute?" What's cute about him? He looks like an ordinary, pasty guy with crazy eyes.

Average looking white man charged with a crime? Yeah, that's DL catnip.

CUTE?

I can see DL's standards have really gone off the rails over the past few years!

How the hell does he have such a nice haircut if he's been in jail?

So now the guy has COVID? And gets to leave the jail with an ankle monitor?

R51 He maybe bald in the future but that is not a combover he is is sporting. He has nice hair that is just flopping in that direction.

Found guilty today

[quote] He looks autistic.

What makes you think that? You don't seem very bright.

There are allegations that the girlfriend isn't 100% innocent

I need to see recent pics of him without the mask to know whether he is guilty or not

The shower selfie was hot

Dude is educated and could easily secure a position in retail during the fucked up recession. A retail district manager earns six figures and does do much to earn that sum.

does NOT do much to earn that sum.

Chandler got NO defense. None. Zero. I also do not think the D.A.s office charged everyone they could have in this case....Putting that aside, here is a HOT lawyer commenting on this case.

Cute? I don't think so. But what if he was? He's obviously crazy.

Who will play him in the inevitable tv movie or miniseries?

It’s important to distinguish between a monster like Halferson and someone like Our Chris, who simply found himself unwittingly painted into a corner.

[quote] Cute? I don't think so. But what if he was? He's obviously crazy.

Chandler Halderson Shirtless and barefoot

"The dad had texted him that he spoke with an employee of the college he lied about attending shortly before murders…he and his less hot brother were set to collected a million cash and two homes and cars if they passed. "

This is working out very well for the less hot brother.

Lee Pace?

(51:10) Chandler at his sentencing. Sitting next to his two clown lawyers. And he pleads for any lawyer to contact him for an appeal. Chandlers lawyers stood in front of the jury and said they would prove his innocence during his defense, and then put on no defense. This case has a lot of holes in it. What was the motivation? Money? That was a lot of work in the fireplace to just collect some cash. His defense didn't even put on a Psychiatrist? Seriously?

Any and every white youngish guy, that isn't deformed or obese of course, is labeled "hot" according to half the users on DL...

R77 that's really scary. Are you allowed the right to request new defense if you think your lawyer is failing you?

Before the verdict, yes, you can fire your defense team. Not after the verdict, r79.

However, you can file an appeal citing ineffective assistance of counsel.

R79 = Only Chandler knows the WHYs in this case. Why the fireplace. Why the shotgun. Why the Florida lies. Why even kill the parents? The prosecution may have gotten a conviction but they certainly never got answers.

Big dick energy

Being the SHALLOW FAGGOT that I am - I would lick his balls.

I don't see a cute guy in that picture, OP.

It’s 2 fucking years old

R85 Yet here you are

Nudes, we need nudes!

R87 "Chop chop" - I see what you did there

[quote] I don't see a cute guy in that picture, OP.

[quote] Nudes, we need nudes!

Close as you will get

Someone said shower selfie. Where? I know he sent pics to someone on Grindr. Sounds like a kid who couldn't live up to the pressure and expectations of his parents and snapped. Hopefully he was gay and will enjoy poz black dick in prison.

[quote] I can see DL's standards have really gone off the rails over the past few years!

It has not!

R89- Can I do the FULL CAVITY strip search?

R89 A little bit bigger photo for R87

He's a never nude!

Agree with R31 - he is a less hot Patrick Schwarzenegger. He can play him in the Netflix special. Half brother Joseph Baena can play his cell mate, and eventual lover.

Hot

He's hideous. That hair is awful. The paltry lower half of his face with those bugged out eyes make him look like a freak. And what's that cut on his Adam's Apple?

Very sexy

Allegedly a big dick

100!

R99 Well yeah, what kinda dude unalives his parents?

“unalives” Let’s don’t, r101