New emojis may include 'pregnant man' and 'pregnant person'

That emoji is fit for almost all DL-ers. Only they are carrying the last trashy fast food meal they bred themselves with instead of anything coming from a cock.

🙅🏻🤰🏼🙅🏼‍♂️

I will use this emoji to describe to friends how i feel after going to taco bell

Will there be one for "giant midget"?

No.

Yuck.

r1 it's funny how you think YOU'RE the exception.

Joking aside, this is just GROSS.

What in the Mpreg hell...?

Is it something in the water? Have we been poisoned?

This is Putin punking the US and the UK, right?

So glad I ordered my new Free-dumb Phone, that doesn’t have all that liberal, socialist, woke shit! 🤡

What's fascinating is that, of the billions who have lived, not one man has ever been pregnant. Sure, there might be some cases of women with intersex conditions becoming pregnant but the fact remains that no 46XY man has ever been pregnant. That's how rigid our sex binary is.

You really can't tell the difference between real articles and Onion articles anymore. This would have been an Onion article a mere two years ago. I really think we've reached peak trans. Wonder what the next moron movement will be?

Isn't there like a fetish where straight females write about pregnant males?

[quote] Wonder what the next moron movement will be?

Conjoined Twins is the Next Fad.

Conjoined Twins have superior spirituality and Moral Worth. Thousands across the globe will soon be faking having an extra head or having extra legs to make them worthwhile to the 21st Century Millennials.

R13 Re-transitioning to their assigned at birth sex. There will be a series on TLC called Boomerang: The Next Transition.

[quote]New emojis may include 'pregnant man

I'll refer to it as the Dolf Dietrich emoji.

R15, I think it might be "I'm invisible and don't you dare say you can see me!" We'll all have to pretend we don't notice the naked creep wacking off in the middle of the grocery store aisle because the wokesters will attack us for denying his lived experience of being invisible by staring and gagging.

"I didn't realize how insidious and ridiculous it all was, because they were my friends. Or at least I thought they were."

- Topher George (neé Gladys Trueflow), in the Academy award-winning documentary "What were we thinking with this shit?!"

R18 they're already doing that one in response to "naked men in women and girls' changing areas", with "why was your eight-year old daughter staring at her penis then, you twisted fetishist!"

[quote] What's fascinating is that, of the billions who have lived, not one man has ever been pregnant.

There was on that was on Oprah. Made world wide news.

^ Thomas Beatie is a "trans man" = woman.

But transmen are men.

We live in an idiotic age.

The decline of Western civilization is running at a fast clip.

R23 they're biological women. Their "gender" can be male-presenting, but they aren't physically or mentally men. So no, no man has ever given birth.

No, they’re not. Transmen are men, meaning biologically, physically, mentally, the whole she-bang!

It helps if you're being sarcastic to at least try to include something that shows you're being sarcastic. Like, there's dry humor, but that was so dry the humor evaporated.

Is being a transphobe funny to you or something?

thread killer ^

I think R27 is confusing the terminology and is talking about transwomen who are men.