Why are the reality show women (shows like Love Island UK & US) constantly fucking with their hair?!

Alcoholic Dissociative Incest Survivors with Borderline and Obsessive Compulsive Disorders, that’s the prerequisites to be cast on a reality show.

Their mothers told them that their hair was their Crowning Glory.

Unfortunately —with this ghastly fashion we're living through— it's now their Dangling Glory.

I don't watch these but I'd guess they do this to draw the eyes of the viewers away from their "competitors". Steve McQueen drove Yul Brenner up the wall with similar attention stealing movements in The Magnificat Seven.

The thing is - most of these girls have obvious extensions and it's not even their real hair. It's just so fucking annoying.

They're whores.

watching love island from the perspective of an old introvert camerashy goth who has never been (and not sure she ever wants to be) in a relationship is so wild

bc every 5 minutes i literally forget the point of the show is to find someone fit and conventionally plastic to hook up with so you can brag about it. not just to be vulgar and boring on the telly and get a free holiday. my 30-sth asexual asperger’s brain just cant process the concept

makes me miss big brother

It signals romantic interest. AKA non-verbal communication.

You're only now noticing this? Centuries of American white women have been tossing their lousy, dandruff-flaked locks in people's faces. Yuck.