Fat backstabbing closet case Josh Peck is the new "Turner & Hooch!"

Will the underwear scene still be in it?

Nobody can replace Tom.

He's the original.

When I watched Drake and Josh all those years ago, never imagined that Drake would be in the dog house and that Josh would have the bigger career.

Josh Peck is a big old KAWEEN!

I don't care that he has a beard and a kid.

Lots of Hollywood closet cases do.

And yeah, he was really hot for Drake's cock.

[quote] And yeah, he was really hot for Drake's cock.

Speaking of....

R5 Nothing like some pedo dick in the afternoon.

Fuck off FAT JOSH at R6.

You know you've always wanted this...

Turner & Hooch is one of my guilty pleasures. A go to film when I need a good laugh and a pick me up and to relive my youth.

I can't imagine how they'll ruin it just because they can.

Why is he uncut at R7?

[quote] he was really hot for Drake's cock.

It went way deeper than that. They were best friends as well as creative partners from age 13-18, then after Drake got in a near fatal car accident and Josh got fit, something changed and they became intimate. For a few years (early-mid 2010s, it seems) they were downlow fullmetal secret bfs, more or less in love—-until real life and egos and the business and religious/political differences (Drake is a Christian hipster Repug, Josh is a Jew bboy Dem) got in the way. It’s actually kinda sad, they seemed like one another’s soulmate.

Several of Drake songs are obviously written for or about Josh—the lyrics only make sense applied to him. ‘Let’s Drive’ is one.

It’s weird that content on Josh’s social media channels featuring Drake is still up. Does that mean Josh believes Drake is innocent of the charges brought against him?

Which one’s dick would you rather see? Drake or Josh?

R10, that's some compelling fanfic

Do we seriously have a Drake and Josh loon now?

I get the feeling that most of the posters in this thread are 70.

[quote] Which one’s dick would you rather see? Drake or Josh?

Do you even have to ask???

Josh probably has a little nub.

Drake has a DICK!

Is that really him. That's a nice dick. I worked on a show he was on and definitely thought he checked me out and gave me a nice smile. But I wasn't sure if he was into dudes so i kind of just nodded toward him. He had a nice build but was very short.

Sean Faris: (to Drake) what do you love about girls? Come on, tell us! *hums Jeopardy theme music*

Drake Bell: *panicked frozen smile* uhhhh, uhm.....I don’t know...I....I’m a failure with the ladies, man.....

Sean Faris: oh, he’s so full of it! Trust me..

That's some awesome gossip, R10!

More! More!

Love the carefully-worded construction of the thread title. By DL standards, it’s essentially ‘Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking’.

[quote] I worked on a show he was on and definitely thought he checked me out and gave me a nice smile.

He was trying to figure out how to tell you tactfully there was salad in your teeth, Rose.

If anyone feels like some nostalgia, here is the day Drake & Josh first met and worked together caught on film, the episode of Nick gameshow DOUBLE DARE 2000 that pitted the cast of THE AMANDA SHOW (of which Drake was already part, and Josh would later join) against the cast of the kids’ comedy movie SNOW DAY.

Drake has maintained in past interviews that he hated Josh when they first met, because Josh was so loud and attention-seeking and abrasively urban, but from this footage it seems like the opposite—shy tweenaged Drake positively giggles and beams and blushes over at the other side of the studio whenever he hears little Josh say something goofy or crazy. Josh for his part is often looking directly at Drake and playing to him when he starts up with his schtick, rather than at the pretty older teen Amanda Bynes who is standing right next to Drake. It’s pretty gay, fellas.

[quote] shy tweenaged Drake positively giggles and beams and blushes over at the other side of the studio whenever he hears little Josh say something goofy or crazy. Josh for his part is often looking directly at Drake and playing to him when he starts up with his schtick, rather than at the pretty older teen Amanda Bynes who is standing right next to Drake. It’s pretty gay, fellas.

Now you know why their breakup was so bad.

I think fat Josh was just using hot Drake to get in with the attractive, popular crowd.

However, once Josh lost weight, he dumped Drake as a friend. Drake didn't even get invited to Josh's wedding. (Even if it was only a bearding relationship)

Memories.... of the way.... we were.....

R24 would you invite your hush longterm closeted boyfriend to your beard wedding? Think it through.

How does fat Josh invite John Stamos to his "wedding" at R25, but not Drake?

He knew Drake for over 10 years, but doesn't invite him.

But he knew John Stamos for probably less than one year, yet John is invited.

Josh obviously wanted a "big name" at his wedding.

What a cunt!

He’s not fat dumbass

R23 ugh at the late twenty-something host of that show flirting with 13-year old Amanda Bynes. No wonder she’s fucked up now.

Hi, Pedo Drake at OP!

R18 what year did that happen, and which show was it? I’m trying to picture what Drake looked like at the time of your story.

Maybe Josh found out that Drake was a pedo and decided to drop him as a friend.

What doesn’t make sense about Drake’s sentencing is how he’s allowed to have contact with his infant son. If he’s now technically a convicted sex offender, surely he should not have duty of care for a baby, or any close contact with minors? What are CPS doing?

Who gives a flying fuck about any of it?

This thread gives a good chuckle.

[quote] Will the underwear scene still be in it?

If FAT JOSH is wearing them, they'll probably have skid marks!

I think Drake & Josh are both gross and shifty tbh. They deserve each other.

Drake clearly did mistreat and sexually groom that poor girl who took him to court, and there are accounts of others online too. Wouldn’t surprise me if this was a case of him passing on abuse he himself suffered as a child, considering he came from the Nickelodeon farm (which doesn’t exonerate him of his own creepy behaviour, just may explain it).

Josh for his part used to hangout with those scumbag YouTubers who are all being cancelled for various perverse or abusive or exploitative actions left and right atm—company you keep and all that.

Josh is a FAT SKEEVY QUEEN!!!!

His career is going nowhere because everyone knows he's a back stabbing, phony cunt!

Years ago I read on ONTD! that Drake had been spotted trying to pick high school grads of both sexes on Grad Night events at Disneyland. Drake must have been in his mid-late 20s at the time.

Who cares, R39?

Drake is a hot slut with a big dick.

And Josh is a FAT, NELLY QUEEN with a tiny micropenis.

DRAKE WINS!

R4 sounds like Josh has personally hurt him in some way. Pop and vike and chill, bro.

Drake used to be beautiful, but he’s clearly lived hard.

Let's not forget that it is rumored that it was Drake who shared the naked images of his then underage girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens (High School Musical) and that's how they got leaked. Maybe Josh was jealous and he screwed them both over by leaking the pics?

R43 man, what drama. Was Vanessa Hedges ever really that hot? Or was Drake for that matter?

And isn’t it somehow gross and wrong when Disney & Nickelodeon alum mess around together?

[quote] isn’t it somehow gross and wrong when Disney & Nickelodeon alum mess around together?

Incest is best!

is there always a persistent tingling fizzy sensation in Drake’s body while Josh is with another partner?

[quote] is there always a persistent tingling fizzy sensation in Drake’s body while Josh is with another partner?

No.

That's what happens when FAT JOSH masturbates his tiny nub to photos of Drake's big COCK!

The Drake & Josh sitcom had so much camp innuendo, much of it gay.

OP I have no idea why Josh suddenly started working with Disney (except you know, dolla), but it doesn’t seem likely that the fact of Drake being in his life or not had anything to do with it.

So is Josh’s character meant to be the bereaved son of Tom Hank’s character? The trailer is unclear.

And I just don’t buy manic slapsticky swishy Josh Peck as a trainee cop leading man. He doesn’t have the right energy for this part whatsoever, and it looks like he knew that too. But hey, it’s a pay check.

That SLO4N guy on his YouTube channel has hinted at the possibility that Drake was abused by someone when he was a teenager. Not an excuse, but an explanation of his behavior.

This whole fucking thread feels like revenge porn.

[quote] Incest is best!

But vice is nice.

[quote] Incest is best!

[quote] But vice is nice.

But liquor is quicker!

Does FAT JOSH honestly think he's going to be a leading man?

Bwahahahahaha.

Give me a fucking break!

Drake and Josh actually look like a gay couple here...

I'm straight, bitches!!

He looks like Fat Monica on Friends @ R55

r40 Drake turned into a gay cliche.

Beautiful body, but his face appears to be wasting away in R59.

So Drake and Josh were the original Miles and Connor?

[quote] So Drake and Josh were the original Miles and Connor?

Except that neither of them was as FAT as FAT JOSH!

[quote] possibility that Drake was abused by someone when he was a teenager. Not an excuse, but an explanation of his behavior.

R51 *side eyes Tammy*....

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[quote] Josh’s vaguebook statement on Drake’s recent court case: “It’s upsetting, and it's an unfortunate situation. It’s disappointing.”

FAT JOSH is only out for himself.

Like the greedy glutton that he is, he hordes food and attention. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!! FEEEEEEED ME!!!!

I'm surprised FAT JOSH isn't over 1000 pounds right now, being that he's sucks the fat from everyone else!!!

R65 please stop, you’re scaring the hos.

R65 If I were Josh I'd take legal action against you.

[quote] If I were Josh I'd take legal action against you

For.....???

Stating the obvious?

^Slander. Invasion of privacy. Just for starters.

[quote] Slander.

[quote] Invasion of privacy

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!

But he is, Blanche. He IS fat!

And he did stab his friend Drake Bell in the back. That makes him a backstabber.

And he's an actor. He has no privacy.

Now kindly SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Neither one of them are saints, I reckon. Josh has one of those faces that looks fug when he loses weight.

[quote] Josh Peck calls out continued use of memes from when he weighed 315 lbs.: 'Move on'

Josh Peck is asking that people "move on" from the obsession surrounding his weight loss with a TikTok video that has nearly 60 million views as of Thursday morning.

The former Drake and Josh star spent his childhood acting on Nickelodeon where he was known for having a fuller figure and portraying the goofy counterpart to Drake Bell. But after losing a significant amount of weight as he grew up, the 34-year-old is now pleading that people stop poking fun at images of him as a child.

Yahoo Life Josh Peck calls out continued use of memes from when he weighed 315 lbs.: 'Move on' Kerry Justich Thu, September 2, 2021, 6:28 AM

Josh Peck is asking that people "move on" from the obsession surrounding his weight loss with a TikTok video that has nearly 60 million views as of Thursday morning.

The former Drake and Josh star spent his childhood acting on Nickelodeon where he was known for having a fuller figure and portraying the goofy counterpart to Drake Bell. But after losing a significant amount of weight as he grew up, the 34-year-old is now pleading that people stop poking fun at images of him as a child.

"Well I wake up in the morning and I see a meme. It's a picture of me when I weighed 315 and I scream from the top of my lungs, 'Can we just move on?! Please!" Peck sang to the tune of "What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes.

Peck captioned the video, "I guess I'm the one who keeps bringing it up..." poking fun at himself and the prior videos he's made about his younger persona.

Although much has changed for the actor, who is also now a father to a nearly 3-year-old son, Peck has been open in the past about using humor as a form of self-defense when it came to his weight. "If I thought a kid was going to make fun of me, I might make fun of myself first," he told USA Today in 2004. According to his YouTube channel, where he's posted a number of videos about eating — including one where he ate all of the food that he did as a young kid — Peck continues to make jokes about his weight, even after slimming down.

Yahoo Life Josh Peck calls out continued use of memes from when he weighed 315 lbs.: 'Move on' Kerry Justich Thu, September 2, 2021, 6:28 AM

Josh Peck is asking that people "move on" from the obsession surrounding his weight loss with a TikTok video that has nearly 60 million views as of Thursday morning.

The former Drake and Josh star spent his childhood acting on Nickelodeon where he was known for having a fuller figure and portraying the goofy counterpart to Drake Bell. But after losing a significant amount of weight as he grew up, the 34-year-old is now pleading that people stop poking fun at images of him as a child.

"Well I wake up in the morning and I see a meme. It's a picture of me when I weighed 315 and I scream from the top of my lungs, 'Can we just move on?! Please!" Peck sang to the tune of "What's Up" by 4 Non Blondes.

Peck captioned the video, "I guess I'm the one who keeps bringing it up..." poking fun at himself and the prior videos he's made about his younger persona.

Although much has changed for the actor, who is also now a father to a nearly 3-year-old son, Peck has been open in the past about using humor as a form of self-defense when it came to his weight. "If I thought a kid was going to make fun of me, I might make fun of myself first," he told USA Today in 2004. According to his YouTube channel, where he's posted a number of videos about eating — including one where he ate all of the food that he did as a young kid — Peck continues to make jokes about his weight, even after slimming down.

Still, the jokes can be harmful.

"Gratuitous fat jokes always hurt, no matter what," he said in 2014. "Even if you've gotten it most of your life, and even if it's in the context of the script, it makes you feel bad about yourself."

Luckily, Peck received countless positive responses to his latest viral TikTok, including those that called him an "icon."

Poor FAT JOSH.

His movie went straight to the DVD bin at Wal-Mart.

Loser!

Drake's cuteness was all his hair.

Why did so many people in this thread receive red tags?

I have a feeling that Josh was behind it.

Is Josh, Muriel?

Josh is also a bit part in the rebooted adult iCARLY. I had no idea.

It's the closest anyone will ever have to a DRAKE & JOSH reunion, now. Sad.

R74 Drake did have a very cute face too, before his unfortunate but probably preventable car-wreck and subsequent reconstruction.

Kids--always wear a seatbelt, drive a roadworthy car (not some hipster pile of shit you bought because it's 'vintage'), and never ever DUI.

R72 Josh lacks resilience, and doesn’t realise that he had it easy in some ways.

Many of us were made fun of or bullied mercilessly growing up, for other reasons besides weight, but we didn’t have a fancy apartment and paychecks and Hollywood parties/drugs/clout at age 16 to assuage and escape the pain or lord it over our bullies. And we had to go to our schools, the neat of our tormentors, every fucking day for years without fail so we could eat a free meal and so our parents wouldn’t get written up as negligent by social services. Most of us had to study hard and work shitty retail or service jobs in our teens; we didn’t get to go to a fun easy job, do media with people fawning over us, then hang out in the Hills doing coke and going to parties.

Ok, Josh was raised by a single Mom in poor circumstances before he turned 10, and he had a hard playground existence because kids are cruel judgemental little bastards. That sucks, I get it. But half the population of the Western world grew up in the same way. And now Josh is writing books and touring a whiny expose about his commonplace pain to capitalise on that? Like it’s some kind of fresh revelatory story we all need to hear? It’s pretty gross all around. His wife is from rich stock, and he still gets half-decent acting gigs, so he really doesn’t need to grift like this to feed his kid.

Oh, Josh is expecting another kid. That makes his recent moves make sense.