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Henry Cavill is refusing to get naked in The Witcher

After dissappointing all the gays by not showing butt in Season 1, listen to how he answers this question starting at around 33:50.

He seems to make pretty clear that there won't be any real nudity coming from me, but don't worry, there will be other guys on the show showing manflash.

Is The Tudors going to remain the only time Cavill shows his butt to the world?

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by Anonymousreply 66July 28, 2021 11:46 AM

It’s because he obviously has tiny meat.

by Anonymousreply 1July 14, 2021 7:43 PM

He must have a really small dick.

Even Leo DiCrapio showed PEEN, and he's hung like a gnat!

by Anonymousreply 2July 14, 2021 7:45 PM

Who keeps giving this talentless hack leading roles? He must be sucking a lot of cock behind the scenes.

by Anonymousreply 3July 14, 2021 7:46 PM

I refuse to watch season 2 now knowing that he won't show us those two bowling balls

by Anonymousreply 4July 14, 2021 7:49 PM

It’s because he is saving it for his eventual Onlyfans.

by Anonymousreply 5July 14, 2021 7:49 PM

[quote] He must have a really small dick.

Well Jake Gyllenhaal was the top in that relationship, so there's probably a reason for it.

by Anonymousreply 6July 14, 2021 7:51 PM

That’s really pretty outrageous. Let’s cancel him.

by Anonymousreply 7July 14, 2021 8:06 PM

Wow, he is the most boring person on the face of the planet.

And this show is meant for straight guys who played the game who now will watch the show. I'm sure there will be ass running around in the background but it will pale in comparison to the random naked lady titties that will be on display for no reason.

by Anonymousreply 8July 14, 2021 9:16 PM

We demand he present it. And then we are prepared to criticize its size and shape. We know it’s small.

by Anonymousreply 9July 14, 2021 11:43 PM

Henry believe he is now an ARTEEST, who doesn't have to flash his ass to the patrons who made him a star.

by Anonymousreply 10July 14, 2021 11:46 PM

He has small dick energy.

by Anonymousreply 11July 14, 2021 11:48 PM

[quote] dissappointing

I like that spelling, OP. It shows your disappointment, with a DataLounge hiss in it.

by Anonymousreply 12July 14, 2021 11:57 PM

In that case, can he please cover his face too?

by Anonymousreply 13July 15, 2021 12:09 AM

Then I won’t bother watching.

by Anonymousreply 14July 15, 2021 12:14 AM

It’s funny that he thinks he’s too good to do nudity now even though people WAY more famous and talented than him have had no problem doing it even at the height of their careers.

Like R11 said, I’m starting to wonder if his dick is tiny and/or his ass looks like saggy cottage cheese now when undressed.

by Anonymousreply 15July 15, 2021 12:17 AM

I'm sure it isn't anything to write home about.

I guarantee he's nothing close to Aaron Taylor's Johnson.

by Anonymousreply 16July 15, 2021 12:17 AM

He is nothing of interest unless he is at least shirtless. He's not an actor, he doesn't have charisma, and he has lacks a well-formed intelligence.

by Anonymousreply 17July 15, 2021 3:47 AM

He is nothing of interest unless he is at least shirtless. He's not an actor, he doesn't have charisma, and he lacks a well-formed intelligence.

by Anonymousreply 18July 15, 2021 3:48 AM

This is a nice uncut British pee pee. It is not small!

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by Anonymousreply 19July 15, 2021 3:51 AM
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by Anonymousreply 20July 15, 2021 3:53 AM

He seems so fake all the time. So rehearsed.

by Anonymousreply 21July 15, 2021 6:40 AM

R19 How it looks flaccid does not necessarily equate to what it looks like erect.

by Anonymousreply 22July 15, 2021 6:49 AM

No one is expecting him to show his D but why not his butt? From the pics I saw, It looks thick and big. His thighs are looking delicious too.

I was reading the The Witcher short stories and Geralt is a very sexual man. It would fit the character to be naked and sexy.

Hopefully there would be shirtless scenes. That is the least he can do for the gays.

by Anonymousreply 23July 15, 2021 7:14 AM

Steve Zahn showed cock and balls on the White Lotus... Why can't the White Wolf do the same?

Will he compromise and at least show ass and pubes??

by Anonymousreply 24July 15, 2021 7:15 AM

The way he carefully says "darn" as if any Brit adds that to their vocabulary. He's pre-programmed.

by Anonymousreply 25July 15, 2021 8:02 AM

Is Henry ashamed of his foreskin?

by Anonymousreply 26July 15, 2021 8:38 AM

R24 that was definitely a stunt cock.

by Anonymousreply 27July 15, 2021 8:46 AM

Why all the hate for Cavill? I don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 28July 15, 2021 9:42 AM

Why all the love for Cavill? I don't get it.

by Anonymousreply 29July 15, 2021 9:47 AM

You're not that good at acting, Hanky. Show the goods.

by Anonymousreply 30July 15, 2021 9:48 AM

R22 if pee pee is nice flaccid, it is nice erect

by Anonymousreply 31July 15, 2021 11:27 AM

Michael Blevins wouldn't have stayed with him for as long as he did hadn't he had a juicy dick. They only broke up because of Henry's drugging.

by Anonymousreply 32July 15, 2021 12:58 PM

R29 have you seen his body?

by Anonymousreply 33July 16, 2021 9:11 AM

[quote]Steve Zahn showed cock and balls on the White Lotus... Why can't the White Wolf do the same?

I did!

by Anonymousreply 34July 16, 2021 9:42 AM

Is it true this is one of Henry’s favorite songs?

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by Anonymousreply 35July 21, 2021 10:49 AM

I thought I ready somewhere that as amazing as his body is he's insecure with his butt. This may be why he doesn't want to go nude. I thought I read somewhere that when he was younger kids use to tease him about how his hips and butt looked like a females (bubble butt). This could be the reason why he doesn't like to go nude, Insecurities can stick around like that for life for some people. Just a thought.

by Anonymousreply 36July 24, 2021 12:11 PM

Nah, it's probably sexism and classism.

by Anonymousreply 37July 24, 2021 12:13 PM

Maybe he’s afraid the camera will zoom in on his dingleberries.

by Anonymousreply 38July 24, 2021 12:19 PM

[Quote] I thought I ready somewhere that as amazing as his body is he's insecure with his butt.

Which sucks considering how much bigger it is since the Tudors days.

by Anonymousreply 39July 24, 2021 4:09 PM

[quote] Which sucks considering how much bigger it is since the Tudors days.

How did it get bigger? I thought it got smaller after he ceased being "Fat Cavill".

by Anonymousreply 40July 24, 2021 4:10 PM

Give the fans what they want, Henry.

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by Anonymousreply 41July 24, 2021 4:17 PM

R40 squats

by Anonymousreply 42July 24, 2021 4:21 PM

[quote] I thought I ready somewhere that as amazing as his body is he's insecure with his butt.

Where'd you read that?

by Anonymousreply 43July 24, 2021 4:24 PM

He looked good here. He'll likely never be Superman again.

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by Anonymousreply 44July 24, 2021 5:42 PM

[Quote] He'll likely never be Superman again.

Never say never.

by Anonymousreply 45July 24, 2021 6:35 PM

Do you prefer his Immortals body or his Witcher body?

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by Anonymousreply 46July 25, 2021 12:02 AM

R46 Neither. I preferred his Tudors body. I don’t like overly muscled men. Now he looks like a cartoon.

by Anonymousreply 47July 25, 2021 12:19 AM

(R43) sorry can’t remember exactly where but I think it’s the same place the name “ fat cavil” came from.

by Anonymousreply 48July 25, 2021 12:35 AM

What a fucking prude. Just show us your cock, Henry!

by Anonymousreply 49July 25, 2021 12:39 AM

Witcher? Isn't that a cartoon?

by Anonymousreply 50July 25, 2021 2:48 AM

R50 More or less.

by Anonymousreply 51July 25, 2021 4:01 AM

Da Wisher.

by Anonymousreply 52July 25, 2021 4:04 AM

Smart boy. He's no one's whore.

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by Anonymousreply 53July 25, 2021 4:19 AM

R46 his MoS body.

by Anonymousreply 54July 25, 2021 8:29 AM

All of you are jumping on OP's bandwagon when you don't even know what Henry actually said. He was asked if there will be any more bath scenes in s2. Henry said something to the effect of: "No, but there will be plenty of man-meat on display."

by Anonymousreply 55July 25, 2021 8:50 AM

R55 Get real. He knew that the question about “bath scenes” was about whether or not he will show skin and he said that there wouldn’t be by him, but there would be plenty of man-flesh (which means other males on the show will show skin but not him).

by Anonymousreply 56July 25, 2021 9:42 AM

So maybe he does read what’s online about him hahah.

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by Anonymousreply 57July 27, 2021 11:19 PM

Is he afraid of getting a woodie?

by Anonymousreply 58July 28, 2021 1:26 AM

R57 And he must check on a regular basis because what are the chances he just so happens to have the comments up on his phone at the moment he’s secretly being filmed? Sad!

by Anonymousreply 59July 28, 2021 3:33 AM

I hope he was photographed using a Huawei phone.

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by Anonymousreply 60July 28, 2021 3:45 AM

He probably doesn't have the eight hours free needed to wax that ass.

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by Anonymousreply 61July 28, 2021 3:49 AM

[quote] He probably doesn't have the eight hours free needed to wax that ass.

When he's not working all he seems interested in is video games and Kal, the bear dog. I'm sure he has many hours free.

by Anonymousreply 62July 28, 2021 3:59 AM

R61. I think he hires out and ass specialist.😉

by Anonymousreply 63July 28, 2021 4:10 AM

I'm okay with this. I'll still watch it. There are plenty of naked guys all over the internet. One less on the TV, well, meh.

by Anonymousreply 64July 28, 2021 4:30 AM

R60 ScarJo and cowgirl outfits just don't mix 😆

by Anonymousreply 65July 28, 2021 7:24 AM

If he reads comments like that then I would guess its a lock he sees gay rumors.

by Anonymousreply 66July 28, 2021 11:46 AM
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