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Simon Rex receives standing ovation at Cannes. Yes, you read that correctly.

Playing a washed up male pornstar in “Red Rocket” (Rex will appear fully nude in the film).

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by Anonymousreply 179October 22, 2021 7:58 AM

Yas kween

by Anonymousreply 1July 14, 2021 6:44 PM

Where’s his jackoff video?

by Anonymousreply 2July 14, 2021 6:46 PM

Cannes gives ovations for everything, but he has received good reviews for the film.

by Anonymousreply 3July 14, 2021 6:47 PM

Good for her. It's what she deserves!

by Anonymousreply 4July 14, 2021 6:47 PM

Get back to me when he appears fully ejaculated.

by Anonymousreply 5July 14, 2021 6:47 PM

Does Brad Posey make a cameo in this film?

by Anonymousreply 6July 14, 2021 6:48 PM

Good. Rex has always seemed like a good guy and it's nice to see second acts in Hollywoo.

by Anonymousreply 7July 14, 2021 6:48 PM

I've always been a fan too

by Anonymousreply 8July 14, 2021 6:49 PM

Wow you can see his soul illuminate

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by Anonymousreply 9July 14, 2021 6:49 PM

I thought he was so hot, and was excited when I heard he did porn (I was early teens at the time). Unfortunately, the clip is hard to find and you can barely tell it's him.

by Anonymousreply 10July 14, 2021 6:51 PM

He's so hot now. Damn. Marry me, bro.

by Anonymousreply 11July 14, 2021 6:53 PM

There's one on Myvidster if you search his name.

by Anonymousreply 12July 14, 2021 6:53 PM

Clip from the film

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by Anonymousreply 13July 14, 2021 7:00 PM

I'm happy for him. This is good karma.

by Anonymousreply 14July 14, 2021 7:03 PM

Here’s a NSFW link to his late 90s porn scene.

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by Anonymousreply 15July 14, 2021 7:09 PM

[quote] thought he was so hot, and was excited when I heard he did porn (I was early teens at the time). Unfortunately, the clip is hard to find and you can barely tell it's him.

What are you babbling about? He did a series of jerk off scenes and there is no doubt it's him.

by Anonymousreply 16July 14, 2021 7:12 PM

This director makes the worst, most overrated movies. I'm sure it's a snore.

by Anonymousreply 17July 14, 2021 7:14 PM

The director -- Sean Baker -- is a thorough-going misogynist.

by Anonymousreply 18July 14, 2021 7:29 PM

He handsome and all but so standard issue bro. He loves to talk about success being all about winging it and how things will just fall into your lap when you don’t try too hard but forgets to add that in order for this strategy to work you have to be a gorgeous twenty-something with a big dick which you like to whip out and show off.

He’s not a dummy but he thinks he’s way smarter than he actually is.

by Anonymousreply 19July 14, 2021 7:36 PM

You know what, I'm actually happy for him.

Hanging in there all these years, he's earned it.

by Anonymousreply 20July 14, 2021 8:02 PM

Guys who look as he did when he was younger all seem to age in the same way - and it's badly.

Costas Mandylor looked similar and aged badly.

by Anonymousreply 21July 14, 2021 8:03 PM

R21 is so right. From Mickey Rourke to Jason Behr, it's been a rough ride for so many men of Simon's former caliber.

by Anonymousreply 22July 14, 2021 8:06 PM

Jason Behr has always had that strangely long neck. The guy still looks as if he's ripped to the Gods. The problem is, with that low body fat it's probably making his 47 year old face look like a rough 47 years old.

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by Anonymousreply 23July 14, 2021 8:11 PM

From the cunt director of Tangerine?

by Anonymousreply 24July 14, 2021 8:16 PM

Exactly, r24. He's obsessed with degrading women.

by Anonymousreply 25July 14, 2021 8:17 PM

So r25 you are saying he is a DLer?

by Anonymousreply 26July 14, 2021 8:22 PM

r26, I'd say he's worse. We just want women to go away and leave us alone, he enjoys depicting them being sexually and physically abused.

by Anonymousreply 27July 14, 2021 8:24 PM

Jason Behr is more of a case of choosing between the face and the body category

Simon Rex is in the “smoked my residual checks” category

by Anonymousreply 28July 14, 2021 8:25 PM

Like it's hard to basically play yourself I guess?

by Anonymousreply 29July 14, 2021 8:27 PM

Some grade A idiots in this thread. Seriously, who the fuck are you people? Sean Baker is my favorite working filmmaker. He makes original and hilarious movies that are about real people, unlike 99% of today’s Hollywood garbage. I’m really looking forward to this.

by Anonymousreply 30July 14, 2021 8:29 PM

Simon Rex wasn't all that in the 1990s and he's still not much today.

Good thing he did his nudes/pron career when he did. He'd barely cause a ripple today thanks to OF, Instaho and Tik Tok.

by Anonymousreply 31July 14, 2021 8:30 PM

He's gonna be able to increase his going rate on Cameo now.

by Anonymousreply 32July 14, 2021 8:31 PM

Academy award nominee Simon Rex?

He’s better than mark wahlberg.

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by Anonymousreply 33July 14, 2021 8:34 PM

R30 This character is pro-Trump.

by Anonymousreply 34July 14, 2021 8:39 PM

I think "Starlet" is still Baker's best movie. "Tangerine" and "Florida Project" were both good, but slightly overrated.

by Anonymousreply 35July 14, 2021 8:40 PM

Did I fuck him?...

by Anonymousreply 36July 14, 2021 8:54 PM

I hated Tangerine but loved The Florida Project, so I will definitely check this out.

by Anonymousreply 37July 14, 2021 8:58 PM

Simon Rex Solo

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by Anonymousreply 38July 14, 2021 9:00 PM

I watched several episodes of that Amanda Bynes - Jennie Garth sitcom for Rex. He has always exuded Hot Douche. It looks like he got his nose bobbed at some point, which disappoints me.

by Anonymousreply 39July 14, 2021 9:01 PM

Simon Rex Solo 2

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by Anonymousreply 40July 14, 2021 9:02 PM

Simon Rex Solo 3

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by Anonymousreply 41July 14, 2021 9:04 PM

Back in the early 2000s, He was part of the "secret" invite-only Hollywood Hills bisexual swinger party crowd (allegedly). It's hot to think of him banging Jared Leto while he's getting fucked by Charlie Sheen, in some mansion's basement, while drunk and high on GHB!

by Anonymousreply 42July 14, 2021 9:17 PM

Is his rapping homophobic?

by Anonymousreply 43July 14, 2021 9:26 PM

He's been in the wilderness a good few years so good on him.

by Anonymousreply 44July 14, 2021 9:32 PM

R42’s story is believable. This is from his Twitter last week talking about a Milwaukee Bucks basketball player.

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by Anonymousreply 45July 14, 2021 9:37 PM

He probably got fucked by Alexis Arquette.

by Anonymousreply 46July 14, 2021 9:37 PM

He’s very funny I used to watch his rapping and comedy videos on YouTube and he’s got something. Major pothead but seems likable. Good for him and he looks fine. Can’t wait to see it. I saw all the directors movies and Starlet was definitely my favorite. It had a lot of heart. Tangerine was not my cup of tea. Is it streaming yet?

by Anonymousreply 47July 14, 2021 9:39 PM

The film got the ovation.

by Anonymousreply 48July 14, 2021 9:40 PM

But Simon received the fellation.

by Anonymousreply 49July 14, 2021 9:42 PM

Baker invests the film with tremendous energy, although it never becomes frantic or overheated, and his confidence in the relatively untested Rex (aka Dirt Nasty, whose career has embraced MTV, rapping, modeling, stand-up and, evidently, some solo porn) is thoroughly rewarded. The man has tremendous energy, looks, resourcefulness and no fear of coming off like an idiot if need be, and he makes you believe that he could talk anyone into just about anything.

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by Anonymousreply 50July 14, 2021 9:44 PM

[quote] Some grade A idiots in this thread. Seriously, who the fuck are you people? Sean Baker is my favorite working filmmaker. He makes original and hilarious movies that are about real people, unlike 99% of today’s Hollywood garbage. I’m really looking forward to this.

NEWS FLASH! Scientist have determined the Earth actually revolves around R30 and not the Sun. News at 11.

by Anonymousreply 51July 14, 2021 9:44 PM

I think he was physically hottest when he did the Jennie Garth show. The right amount of muscle.

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by Anonymousreply 52July 14, 2021 9:48 PM

Damn, this happened 12 years ago? Where did the years go.

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by Anonymousreply 53July 14, 2021 9:51 PM

I'd say his body is even better here, from 2015.

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by Anonymousreply 54July 14, 2021 9:53 PM

He tries to make it sound like he had to do the videos for the money.

In the videos he seems to want to be there. Even jokes that he wants to be an actor and here he is jacking off on video.

I think he was 18 and curious about being nude in front of men.

He's never married and was a friend of Charlie Sheen's during his crazy tour.

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by Anonymousreply 55July 14, 2021 9:55 PM

Meh it’s not that good in r54

by Anonymousreply 56July 14, 2021 9:58 PM

[Quote] I think he was 18 and curious about being nude in front of men.

Have you seen most pornographers?

by Anonymousreply 57July 14, 2021 10:00 PM

[Quote] Meh it’s not that good in [R54]

He has more definition than in the pic with Garth.

by Anonymousreply 58July 14, 2021 10:01 PM

It has been a long time coming.

by Anonymousreply 59July 14, 2021 10:03 PM

Red Rocket? Is this movie about dog dicks or what? I read once that "red rocket" is what those into sex with male dogs call dog peckers.

by Anonymousreply 60July 14, 2021 10:07 PM

r57 Brad Posey who shot Rex's video was quite hot and a model himself. I know I was really tempted to pose for him as a young gayling. I had some long phone conversations with him but was smart enough to know it would haunt me. He was quite seductive though. I sort of wish I'd done it.

by Anonymousreply 61July 14, 2021 10:08 PM

Is the character an ex-gay porn star or an ex-straight porn star?

by Anonymousreply 62July 14, 2021 10:08 PM

r55, I've heard him on a podcast have much more of a sense-of-humor about it. As time goes by, and porn becomes even MORE mainstreamed, this will mean nothing. In fact, I think we're there, right now.

by Anonymousreply 63July 14, 2021 10:09 PM

Was the standing ovation during his full frontal?

by Anonymousreply 64July 14, 2021 10:10 PM

[Quote] Brad Posey who shot Rex's video was quite hot and a model himself.


by Anonymousreply 65July 14, 2021 10:11 PM

I've never heard anything about his private life. Doesn't appear he ever married or that he has kids. He looks tired for his age but I still like him.

by Anonymousreply 66July 14, 2021 10:15 PM

What R19 meant is "he's very New York, if you catch my drift"

by Anonymousreply 67July 14, 2021 10:21 PM

Damn look at these reviews. Simon Rex in freaking Vanity Fair.

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by Anonymousreply 68July 14, 2021 10:21 PM

He has a girlfriend. She's been on his podcast behind the camera, but not in front of it. They live in a super modern shipping container type dwelling out in Joshua Tree in the desert. (I think for financial reasons he had to sell his Hollywood home. Ah, the unpredictable life of an actor!!)

by Anonymousreply 69July 14, 2021 10:22 PM

WARNING: I stopped reading the review at R68 as it was starting to turn into one of those reviews that gives away too much of the movie.

Suffice to say the reviewer really like the movie and Rex's performance and noted that gay men in their 30s and 40s all jerked off along with Simon back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 70July 14, 2021 10:24 PM

[Quote] "he's very New York, if you catch my drift"

You're alluding to him being Jewish?

by Anonymousreply 71July 14, 2021 10:26 PM

Simon Rex Cutright (born July 20, 1974), 46, in San Francisco, also known as Dirt Nasty, is an American actor, rapper, comedian, and former model. Rising to fame as an MTV VJ, Rex later became an actor known for What I Like About You, starring in three films of the Scary Movie franchise, and National Lampoon's Pledge This!. He later developed a rap persona, Dirt Nasty, and had several solo albums and co-founded the hip-hop group Three Loco.

Reportedly worth $3 million.

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by Anonymousreply 72July 14, 2021 10:30 PM

[quote]He looks tired for his age

Very tired and it was even more pronounced when he began hanging around the young Vine crowds and doing Vine videos when the app was a thing.

by Anonymousreply 73July 14, 2021 10:31 PM

His roman nose was one of his best features.

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by Anonymousreply 74July 14, 2021 10:35 PM

[quote] Does Brad Posey make a cameo in this film?

He’s too busy tending to his drugged out son, Tyler.

by Anonymousreply 75July 14, 2021 10:48 PM

Any clips to his nude scenes in the new movie? Has his dick aged? New wrinkles? Sagging balls?

by Anonymousreply 76July 14, 2021 10:49 PM

Before filming commenced, Simon had his balls lifted.

by Anonymousreply 77July 14, 2021 10:57 PM

So he had work done on his dick before filming? How vein.

by Anonymousreply 78July 14, 2021 10:59 PM

He is quite vascular in appearance.

by Anonymousreply 79July 14, 2021 11:06 PM

Simon was HAWT. God, I can't count how many times I jerked off to him. As my roommate at the time used to squeal, "he's so THICK!"

by Anonymousreply 80July 14, 2021 11:28 PM

You watch porn with your roommate? You Jack off together?

by Anonymousreply 81July 14, 2021 11:30 PM

r51 It also revolves around everyone who gave the film a standing ovation today, but your dumb ass already knew that.

I do find it interesting though that the synopsis says it takes place "right before the 2016 election," so I wonder how politics will weave its way into the story.

by Anonymousreply 82July 14, 2021 11:35 PM

No, we both enjoyed him separately. In our own rooms, R81.

by Anonymousreply 83July 14, 2021 11:36 PM

Why would two young viral guys watch porn in separate rooms? What a waste of... electricity.

by Anonymousreply 84July 14, 2021 11:39 PM

r65 I've never been able to find any online. When he was trying to get me to pose he said I could see what he looks like in a magazine that was on the stands at the time. He was very hot.

Lots of his models let him give them blowjobs in his videos. They don't seem repulsed by him.

He told me he shot nudes of himself for his art degree at UCLA. He was going to do Playgirl but didn't show up the day of the shoot because they used too many women as makeup and styling people. He didn't like the idea of being naked in front of so many people.

I guess that is why his videos were called Private sessions.

by Anonymousreply 85July 15, 2021 12:03 AM

So he’s a method actor?

by Anonymousreply 86July 15, 2021 12:04 AM

[Quote] two young viral guys

I hope their load was low.

by Anonymousreply 87July 15, 2021 12:12 AM

Not a film buff and honestly haven't of Sean Baker before. Reading this thread, I got curious and just watched Florida Project. Jeez, what a bummer. And I meant that in a positive way. It felt so honest and the whole cast is terrific. Looking forward to this.

by Anonymousreply 88July 15, 2021 12:14 AM

So, is he a straight male pron star or gay male pron star in this movie?

by Anonymousreply 89July 15, 2021 12:17 AM

What do you think?!

by Anonymousreply 90July 15, 2021 12:19 AM

Thanks for the clip R13. That right there is some real ACTING!!

by Anonymousreply 91July 15, 2021 12:20 AM

I don't think the clip at r13 is bad. The tone seems comic more than anything.

by Anonymousreply 92July 15, 2021 12:23 AM

What are you talking about R10? His porn jerk off stuff is everywhere and it's very obviously him...

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by Anonymousreply 93July 15, 2021 12:30 AM

"So he had work done on his dick before filming? How vein."

Yes, I'm sure his penis has veins, yes...

by Anonymousreply 94July 15, 2021 12:36 AM

Is there some significance to it being set in 2016?

by Anonymousreply 95July 15, 2021 12:40 AM

I remember being introduced to him in of all places, Newsweek, when his porn past was uncovered. They printed a cropped version of the lower right hand photo in R93 and I jerked of to it about 100 times. I think I was 13.

by Anonymousreply 96July 15, 2021 12:44 AM

R40 I bought all three actual VCR videos (actually, at the time and 3/4 of the appeal was that he was on MTV and it was shocking to see his hard cock.

by Anonymousreply 97July 15, 2021 12:54 AM

I’m getting Comeback Season 2 vibes from this. I’m verklempt!

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by Anonymousreply 98July 15, 2021 12:59 AM

I find both Sean Baker and Simon Rex hot as fuck and I liked The Florida Project so I will have to check this out.

by Anonymousreply 99July 15, 2021 1:04 AM

For all the suffering he's had to through pretending to like that cunt Jennie Garth on What I like About You, he DESERVES all the awards and recognition and accolades, even if it's 20 years later.

Also, he was AMAZING in Scary Movie 3.

by Anonymousreply 100July 15, 2021 4:48 AM

Good for his second act.

by Anonymousreply 101July 15, 2021 10:08 AM

He’s quite charming on his IG stories in Cannes.

by Anonymousreply 102July 15, 2021 10:25 AM

I don't want to hijack this and turn it into a Brad Posey thread, I have always been drawn to his Club1821 videos for some reason, well for some reason other than the obvious ones. I would love to see HIS modeling shots,. I have always thought it would be hot to see him fuck or or actually show him sucking his models, not just the glimpse . [R85] I would love to hear more of the time you met with him, h just seems to have a very disarming sexiness, even as grew into his daddy stage

by Anonymousreply 103July 15, 2021 11:39 AM

[quote]Brad Posey who shot Rex's video was quite hot and a model himself.

This was before he got into country music and started hanging around with Carrie Underwood, right?

by Anonymousreply 104July 15, 2021 11:40 AM

Cannes Red Rocket press Conference.

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by Anonymousreply 105July 15, 2021 2:09 PM

I hope they can fix that damaged face skin by Oscar time.

It would be worth it having him win just to see how Frances McDormand announces it.

by Anonymousreply 106July 15, 2021 2:11 PM

"Fix" his "damaged" face skin? I'd much rather see that over an upholstered naugahyde Mickey Rourke sort of nightmare.

by Anonymousreply 107July 15, 2021 2:44 PM

It looks like there’s a lot of support for Simon scattered throughout the industry

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by Anonymousreply 108July 15, 2021 3:57 PM

Whose story is that, r108?

by Anonymousreply 109July 15, 2021 4:00 PM

r109: Mark Ronson.

Fascinating that he googles his own name first thing in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 110July 15, 2021 4:02 PM

I think all celebrities are just like that so he doesn’t even realize it’s not normal to tell the public that

by Anonymousreply 111July 15, 2021 4:03 PM

Hey if we can see hambone Mark Rylance get his average dick sucked on screen, Simon can be nominated.

by Anonymousreply 112July 15, 2021 4:13 PM

But if he has Google Alerts, it's automatic, right?

by Anonymousreply 113July 15, 2021 4:22 PM

R110 R111 they have Google Alerts. I think he was being sarcastic.

by Anonymousreply 114July 15, 2021 4:23 PM

I need more than a thimble to fire up my fantasies.

by Anonymousreply 115July 15, 2021 4:27 PM

Thanks for the recommendation, R35. Just watched Starlet - it was really beautiful. I liked The Florida Project and I love Tangerine, which I have on blu-ray and have watched many times - it's one of my go-to Christmas movies. Starlet was really good. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 116July 15, 2021 10:22 PM

Movie Trivia... Director Sean Baker used James Ransone in "Tangerine" who also jerked off on camera in "Ken Park"

by Anonymousreply 117July 15, 2021 10:38 PM

So he passed over Ransone for the role he's given Simon Rex?

by Anonymousreply 118July 15, 2021 11:41 PM

Ransone's was the better solo

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by Anonymousreply 119July 16, 2021 1:27 PM

I'd love to taste Ransone's gooey load.

He was adorable as fuck in the IT movies.

by Anonymousreply 120July 16, 2021 2:20 PM

Good. Who doesn't love a redemption story.

by Anonymousreply 121July 16, 2021 7:24 PM

So they didn't give Best Actor to Simon Rex nor any prize to Red Rocket. Instead they gave it to, erm, Caleb Landry-Jones for a film no one will ever see.

by Anonymousreply 122July 17, 2021 9:57 PM

Simon Rex was robbed !

by Anonymousreply 123July 17, 2021 10:17 PM

Purr Simon. He should masturbate on webcam to feel better.

by Anonymousreply 124July 17, 2021 10:23 PM

[quote] So they didn't give Best Actor to Simon Rex nor any prize to Red Rocket. Instead they gave it to, erm, Caleb Landry-Jones for a film no one will ever see.

Wait, there was another ceremony where he lost? I thought the standing O was the ceremony.

by Anonymousreply 125July 17, 2021 11:10 PM

That was the world premiere festival screening.

Rex wasn’t actually tipped to win. Everyone thought the star of the Iranian film, A Hero, would win. Landry-Jones won for playing a high school shooter. No one is going to want to sit through that; it was an endurance test even for the festival audience.

by Anonymousreply 126July 17, 2021 11:21 PM

Scene from his new movie.

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by Anonymousreply 127July 18, 2021 8:14 AM

Cannes gives standing ovations to ham sandwiches. No one cares what Cannes thinks. Hell, no one cares what the French think about film, period. They are completely disconnected from reality.

by Anonymousreply 128July 18, 2021 9:05 AM

R127 What was supposed to see there, it’s only been an hour and I get an icon of a red “X”ed out picture?

by Anonymousreply 129July 18, 2021 9:05 AM


Link to the thread, no the image.

by Anonymousreply 130July 18, 2021 9:14 AM

What is with all these actors being lauded for playing conservative Trumpists at Cannes? They’re so “brave” according to the press. It’s like ten years ago when straight guys were commended for playing gay.

It’s fucking pathetic. No one needs to see movies about Trumpies and insurrectionists. No one cares about their journeys, unless it’s to jail.

by Anonymousreply 131July 18, 2021 9:15 AM

R130 It only says proxy.php so up I need to give the title of it.

by Anonymousreply 132July 18, 2021 9:20 AM

R128 - aren't the judges and audience members International at film festivals?

by Anonymousreply 133July 18, 2021 10:02 AM

He's a natural hero for an OnlyFans world.

by Anonymousreply 134July 18, 2021 10:17 AM

It's interesting; you'd expect it to work the other way in this sexist world, but Simon Rex's career was ruined by a video of him jerking off, while Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian's careers are founded on sex videos.

Colin Farrell made a lot of fans with his sex tape, I guess.

Maybe the difference is that Simon Rex was the sex object of his video. He was objectified as only women are in straight porn, which I guess probably was emasculating in the straight world. Until very recently, the men in straight porn were usually homely and cropped out of the frame so they were only a dick and sometimes a body.

Colin Farrell's video featured mostly a disembodied dick being serviced, whereas Simon Rex's showed his pretty face and body as he lay back vulnerably following the direction of a male director's voice.

by Anonymousreply 135July 18, 2021 11:53 AM

R135’s description is getting me aroused.

by Anonymousreply 136July 18, 2021 11:55 AM

R135 leaves out the one crucial fact: Simon's vid was aimed at gay men, while the other vids you mentioned were clearly intended for a straight audience.

Gay porn was playing on the television set during Rex's video.

by Anonymousreply 137July 18, 2021 12:26 PM

But, were people reluctant to shake his hand?

by Anonymousreply 138July 18, 2021 12:42 PM

Simons career was screwed up because the jerk off video was aimed at gay men not straight women. Facts.

by Anonymousreply 139July 18, 2021 12:54 PM

Does anyone know if the jo material emerged AFTER he got his job at MTV? I was in my 20s at the time I can’t remember the time table of it all. Have to give him props for having some semblance of a career after all that went down. I can’t help but like him and he was hot as hell during the 90s. Even now, id drain him dry.

by Anonymousreply 140July 18, 2021 1:03 PM

[quote]Simon Rex's career was ruined by a video of him jerking off,

ALL his mainstream work was done after the tapes were released. He's a working actor, was probably never going to be a superstar so he did OK .

by Anonymousreply 141July 18, 2021 3:06 PM

Don't know why he doesn't do the autograph circuit unless he thinks he'll have bunch of gay boys who want pics of him naked signed.

by Anonymousreply 142July 18, 2021 3:08 PM

He'd probably drain your bank account too, R140.

by Anonymousreply 143July 18, 2021 3:13 PM

[quote]It's interesting; you'd expect it to work the other way in this sexist world, but Simon Rex's career was ruined by a video of him jerking off, while Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian's careers are founded on sex videos. Colin Farrell made a lot of fans with his sex tape, I guess.

I think you also have to take in the year. Rex's tape was leaked in 1996. Hilton's tape leaked in 2004, Farrell's leaked in 2005, Kardashian's leaked in 2007. There was definite change in attitudes. Now leaked sex tapes and nudes doesn't even warrant a raised eyebrow.

It was stupid for MTV to fire him, but I understand because they had a demographic to think of, but of all the past veejays, Rex has done well for himself. He began doing TV a few years after being fired. The only veejay I can think of who had a really big career is Carson Daly and he was already established in radio before joining MTV.

by Anonymousreply 144July 18, 2021 3:26 PM

Carson Daly's career really took off when he finally gave up food.

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by Anonymousreply 145July 18, 2021 4:23 PM

I'd definitely give a standing ovation to Simon's cock, sure.

by Anonymousreply 146July 18, 2021 11:44 PM

No ass😵‍💫

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by Anonymousreply 147July 23, 2021 4:11 PM

His pelvis is pushed forward in that shot. I don't remember him ever having a big ass, though.

by Anonymousreply 148July 23, 2021 4:23 PM

Mutilated dong.

by Anonymousreply 149July 23, 2021 9:43 PM

Streamlined and perfect.

by Anonymousreply 150July 23, 2021 9:55 PM

I saw him on the Charlie Sheen Tiger Blood roadshow, what a hottie! They were definitely fucking, major chemistry.

by Anonymousreply 151July 23, 2021 10:14 PM

He looks a bit tired and wrinkled for being 47, but I actually don't mind that at all. I would rather have him look like he does, rather than worked on by a plastic surgeon.

by Anonymousreply 152July 24, 2021 9:16 AM

His nose has already been worked on by a plastic surgeon.

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by Anonymousreply 154October 5, 2021 3:31 PM

I can't wait to see this.

by Anonymousreply 155October 5, 2021 9:50 PM

Nowadays standing ovations mean little. They are so common, and usually undeserved.

by Anonymousreply 156October 5, 2021 10:05 PM

Says someone who will never receive one.

by Anonymousreply 157October 6, 2021 12:20 AM

I was expecting better; looks cliche ridden.

by Anonymousreply 158October 6, 2021 1:47 AM

Also, I can’t stomach watching stories about trashy people anyy

by Anonymousreply 159October 6, 2021 1:52 AM

Maybe the audience needed to stretch their legs after sitting for so long. LOL!

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by Anonymousreply 161October 6, 2021 3:50 AM

Looks like Patti Cakes another film set among the lower middle-class that was praised at film festivals and pretty opened and close simultaneously

by Anonymousreply 162October 9, 2021 12:25 AM

He is one of Charlie Sheens "friends". He looks like over the hill dopeheads you would see cruising the Greyhound bus station...

by Anonymousreply 163October 9, 2021 12:55 AM

Even the clips I've seen show him to be an adept actor, something I never would have thought. I love it when someone's talent is revealed, unexpectedly. Maybe even he has surprised himself. Good for him.

by Anonymousreply 164October 9, 2021 5:47 PM

[quote] I love it when someone's talent is revealed, unexpectedly.

Yes, but is his, uhhhum best talent revealed in the movie?

by Anonymousreply 165October 9, 2021 11:25 PM

R165 he's basically playing himself in Red Rocket as opposed to playing with himself

by Anonymousreply 166October 13, 2021 6:33 AM

[quote] "Carson Daly's career really took off when he finally gave up food."

Jesus, R145. He looks like an anorexic marionette.

by Anonymousreply 167October 13, 2021 6:52 AM

It would be so amazing this year if a Best Actor nomination went to Simon Rex and a Best Actress nomination went to Karen Grassle.

by Anonymousreply 168October 13, 2021 6:56 AM

I blew Brad Posey when I was 18, but who didn't? I am really happy for Simon. I always thought he was gorgeous, funny, nice, and a mensch. I cannot wait to see this film and I am thrilled to see he is getting Oscar buzz. Let's make Oscars exciting again with excellent performances in provocative films.

by Anonymousreply 169October 13, 2021 7:06 AM

r156 = Mayim Bialik

r157 = NPH

by Anonymousreply 170October 13, 2021 7:08 AM

I want to be fucked by both Simon Rex and Ryan Philipe in both past and present.

by Anonymousreply 171October 13, 2021 7:11 AM

Haven't listened to it yet but Simon Rex is featured today on Scott Feinberg's Awards Chatter THR podcast.

by Anonymousreply 172October 13, 2021 2:55 PM

That's one delicious cock!

by Anonymousreply 173October 14, 2021 5:15 AM

Simon has HIS OWN PODCAST, too, and he’s quite humorous and fairly intelligent. His Instagram stories are entertaining, too.

I cannot wait to see this movie.

by Anonymousreply 174October 14, 2021 5:54 AM

[quote] He is one of Charlie Sheens "friends". He looks like over the hill dopeheads you would see cruising the Greyhound bus station...

You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

by Anonymousreply 175October 14, 2021 5:55 AM


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by Anonymousreply 176October 14, 2021 7:27 AM

Oh good, he's Jewish. I can't deal with uncut. LOL

by Anonymousreply 177October 21, 2021 8:14 AM

R177 Most American men are cut, regardless of religious background.

by Anonymousreply 178October 21, 2021 3:09 PM

I'm cut!

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