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Jack Grealish and his freakish calves

I want to have a love affair with them.

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by Anonymousreply 136Yesterday at 3:56 AM

I'd prefer his big hairy dick!

by Anonymousreply 107/13/2021

Look at the size on them thangs. A pair of juicy slab of meat.

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by Anonymousreply 207/13/2021

Always wear those short shorts, Jack.

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by Anonymousreply 307/13/2021

Giving us what we want.

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by Anonymousreply 407/13/2021

The thighs aren't bad, either. Can he lose that mushroom hair/headband, though?

by Anonymousreply 507/13/2021

your a bunch a fickle cunts

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by Anonymousreply 607/13/2021

Love this himbo

by Anonymousreply 707/13/2021

Why didn’t he play in the final against Italy?

by Anonymousreply 807/13/2021

R8 he came on at about the 100' but he wasn't in the penalty kick rotation.

by Anonymousreply 907/13/2021

r8 He did at some point. Or did I just imagine it? lol

Commentators always say his name as if something exciting is about to happen. It never does. He seemed pretty ineffectual in that tournament.

by Anonymousreply 1007/13/2021

Dayum!

by Anonymousreply 1107/13/2021

Wasn't he recently pictured in bed with a Lizzo type?

by Anonymousreply 1207/13/2021

Has he ever shown cock or ass?

by Anonymousreply 1307/14/2021

[quote] Commentators always say his name as if something exciting is about to happen. It never does.

‘Jack Grealish’ is shorthand for ‘we need good vibes’ in football parlance.

by Anonymousreply 1407/14/2021

Both Manchester clubs are sniffing round Jack as a potential transfer acquisition again. The rumour is that City have considered dropping £100m to lure him away from Villa. Insane, considering he barely contributed to these Euros, and in the season prior Villa did not exceed expectation under his captaincy (though they didn’t fail, either).

John Barnes has issued an open letter to Jack warning him that City already have three competent #10 players and a glut of world-class attackers, so he won’t be valuable to the club. Reading between the lines, it also sounds like Barnesy is implying that Jack is attractive to clubs for the fan interest he brings rather than his football.

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by Anonymousreply 1507/14/2021

R5 the camera loves my curtains, OP bab.

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by Anonymousreply 1607/14/2021

Delicious sporty body and nice face

by Anonymousreply 1707/14/2021

Sasha Atwood should stand up for herself. Grealish constantly and openly sleeps around on her (usually with barely-legal nobodies from social media, but sometimes with celebrities or married people...) while claiming to be single, yet he expects Sasha to behave like his steady exclusive WAG by staying faithful and being at his beck and call, and gets shirty if she doesn’t comply.

And it’s not even the cheating itself that’s the issue, more the blatancy thereof and how one-sided it all is. Most footballers at least have the basic sense and decency to keep their inevitable dicking around on the downlow to spare their WAGs too much embarrassment, that’s the unspoken agreement; Jack is simplty too selfish and stupid and short-sighted to bother with this courtesy.

She’s letting the behaviour continue on indefinitely and likely worsen by sticking around, grinning and bearing it for the sake of a bit of clout and a cushy lifestyle. Money and access to celebrity culture is all well and good, but it comes at a high cost when you’re being humiliated on the reg—indeed, she seems a shell of a person in comparison to when they first started dating. While he is initially to blame with setting the unfair expectations around cheating, she’s as much to blame given that she’s enabling Jack to use her like a doormat and a tagalong idiot fangirl for the price of Gucci slides and a mini McMansion.

They’re old enough and have been seeing each other long enough to be engaged, and frankly time waits no-one, not even cute footballers and their IG girls. And even if they don’t want or like that level of commitment, though, then they could easily and quietly disclose their dating status together—but of course, that would cut into Jack’s slut time, and he can’t have the teen groupies on TikTok feeling left out and let down..

Well, if Sash wanted fame, she finally got it. Now everyone can see she is giving her precious time to a manwhore who thinks she’s a mug and lets the world know it.

by Anonymousreply 1807/14/2021

You can't want better for people than they want for themselves.

by Anonymousreply 1907/14/2021

Being a fan of Jack is so embarrassing and problematic, but for some reason we do it anyway.

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by Anonymousreply 2007/14/2021

She looks like she could be his sister.

by Anonymousreply 2107/14/2021

IFHH

by Anonymousreply 2207/14/2021

If Jack, Kyle Walker & Mason Mount were on Jeopardy:

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by Anonymousreply 2307/14/2021

If Jack keeps up the salty bitchy runback re. Southgate’s decisions, he might not be getting a World Cup 2022 call-up. Watch your step, hairboy...

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by Anonymousreply 2407/15/2021

Hate him or love him, there’s no questioning Jack’s strange magic and feral competitive spirit on the ball.

He is largely responsible for keeping Villa in the League of late. Last season, Villa were looking a good bet for honours, before Grealish got injured; without him leading them, all the decent players they had somehow fell apart and quickly slid to mid-table mediocrity.

There’s something intangible special about Grealish that swells enthusiasm, builds confidence and draws success. Southgate is proving a competent England manager, but he'll never be a great one unless he recognises and accepts the blindingly-obvious saving throw he has in Jack.

England need to build the team for Qatar around Grealish, making him the first name on the teamsheet rather than last. There’s no other manager on Earth who would reasonably choose to start Grealish behind Foden & Mount & Saka & Sterling.

by Anonymousreply 2507/15/2021

Yes his calves are glorious.

by Anonymousreply 2607/15/2021

OP Jack’s other speciality (besides football) is love affairs on the freaky side, so I think you’d get along famously.

by Anonymousreply 2707/15/2021

R27 Oh stop it!!!! You're making me blush.

by Anonymousreply 2807/15/2021

Bet he was raging that he still hasn’t got his grubby paws on the #10 shirt for England this year. DGMW, I believe Jack really likes Raz as a fellow England teammate, but I also think that deep down he’d still consider pushing him in front of a bus to get the Lions’ #10.

IMO Jack also quite fancies the armband, and given the sycophantic praise he’s heaping on Kane atm he probably wants to schmooze his way into Captaincy in future. It would make John Terry proud.

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by Anonymousreply 2907/15/2021

why do footballers get all that silly money when they always dress like this in public??

if chilly had skipped the hat and let the hair free then a conversation could’ve been had. otherwise what was he thinking

not even going to talk about jack cuz that outfit is just a hate crime😭

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by Anonymousreply 3007/15/2021

R8 one theory is that Southgate has a grudge against Aston Villa. Seeing as Jack is the lauded Captain of the current Villa side...

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by Anonymousreply 3107/15/2021

R2 foam-rolling must be agony for him.

by Anonymousreply 3207/15/2021

For a straight man, he certainly does enjoy flirting with other men and courting their attention.

Even when homely middle-aged fans and journos crack onto him, he starts playing up to it and batting his lashes and acting coy. Tease.

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by Anonymousreply 3307/16/2021

He comes across as straight for pay.

by Anonymousreply 3407/16/2021

R34 idk that seems a bit extreme. Jack has got with some very fit gorgeous female models who would have their pick of stupid chav footballers and so wouldn’t need to beard or fauxmance.

He seems more like a heteroflexible or at a push downlow bi. Still it would be proper funny if he was actually gay, because it would send all those straight men who lust him into a glitching breakdown.

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by Anonymousreply 3507/16/2021

the bi energy that radiates off of this man tho. always got to be touching all over guys in some way

like he may apparently be fucking a new channel tunnel through the <30 year old most attractive percentile of the female population of England and thats fine

but at the same his aura screams “fuck I wish Hendo would pin me down and choke me and call me a stupid slut and make me call him ‘skipper’ and ‘daddy’”

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by Anonymousreply 3607/16/2021

R36 What's a skipper?

by Anonymousreply 3707/16/2021

R36 in British football terminology, ‘Skipper’ or ‘Skip’ refers to a team/club Captain. It comes from seafaring lingo, in which Captains of ships were (and sometimes still are) known and referred to as a Skipper.

Technically-speaking, both Henderson & Grealish are currently the Skippers of their respective Premier League clubs, Liverpool & Aston Villa. However, Henderson has more seniority of the two, because he is the older and more decorated player of the two. Some believe that Jordan is the de facto Skipper for the England national team—though technically Harry Kane has the armband—because of his longevity with the national team (he’s been playing with England for a decade) and the respect he commands from all the other players.

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by Anonymousreply 3807/16/2021

the struggles of giving your life for what would just be a simple man you’d find punching the fruit machines down spoons if they hadn’t got 3 small lions on their chest 😔

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by Anonymousreply 3907/16/2021

R39 My goodness, that make-up is horrendous.

by Anonymousreply 4007/16/2021

R40 all the social media girls cake it on like that now. But HD is very unforgiving, so you can hardly blame them.

by Anonymousreply 4107/16/2021

c.2018 my younger sister went on holiday to a resort in Tenerife and pulled a Brummie bloke there after she started chatting to him at the bar about Jack lol

by Anonymousreply 4207/16/2021

R36 Jack seems to like being near Hendo and touching him. I would pay to see them in action.

by Anonymousreply 4307/16/2021

R43 same!

Jack absolutely craves Hendo cock and no-one can tell me different. Even if Jack isn’t bi or into men generally, there’s this sdxual chemistry he has with Jordan that just hits different.

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by Anonymousreply 4407/16/2021

R44 But footballers always do this kind of gay stuffs, don't they? Like kissing, biting neck, grabbing asses or slapping or pinching them. There is one gif I've seen where a guy comes from behind and dips his fingers between the cheeks of another guy who just scored a goal and strums it in excitement.

by Anonymousreply 4507/16/2021

R45 there is a lot of guy-on-guy intimacy in football, yeah. Sort of tradition at this point. So it isn’t weird or remarkable in general.

And Jack is an affectionate clingy man who seems to like any almost any attention tbh, whether from men or women. He kisses and hugs fans, wrestles and plays Granada with the lads on his team all the time etc.

Idk tho, something about the way he is with Hendo is a little extra and heavier—like he takes it more seriously, and seeks out the physical contact more often like it’s a need not just playful banter? and it’s more of a big deal to Jack? Just a vibe, but it’s def there.

Compare how Jack is with younger England players like Phil Foden for example. Phil gives Jack affection, and Jack is fine with it but isn’t really feeling it either.

Though he’s a Captain, knowing his personality and behaviour you get the feeling Jack doesn’t really like having to be responsible or in control or the big man. He moreso likes being around people like that I.e. Hendo.

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by Anonymousreply 4607/16/2021

^^^’grabass, not ‘Granada’ ugh

by Anonymousreply 4707/16/2021

Even as this year’s transfer window closes, Man City haven’t given up their courtship of Jack, despite Villa’s insistence than he’ll stay and his contract is watertight.

Inside reports suggest that the juggernaut club seem badly to want Grealish as well as Harry Kane, perhaps to fill vacancies left by rumoured imminent departures in star attractions Sterling, Silva & Laporte (whose transfer fees they can use to buy new players). There are also several youth & B-team players up for loans or expensive transfers, that are expected to fund generous and even outrageous bids for Grealish & Kane.

There’s no question that Jack & Harry play well together, and they’d be major gets for any club. But in the Etihad? There’s a lot of unfriendly competition for the positions they typically play (which could mean a lot of time on the bench), a more restrictive style of play and fewer opportunities to self-advocate, as well as a lack of good faith in the stands and the boardroom (the club are in the doghouse for their grubby handling of the Super League plans). The only guaranteed plus for both players at City—besides the massive boost in publicity and pay—is that they’ll get to play weekly with their England teammates Phil Foden, John Stones & Kyle Walker.

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by Anonymousreply 4807/17/2021

He’ll be alright, as long as he doesn’t go a lesser club or league at any point.

Spectators hate Jack in the bottom-table clubs. HATE him. His prettyboy party-prince spiceboy reputation irks the macho Sunday league shitkicker fans no end, as does his tendency to fall over at the slightest touch. Wolves fans have even cruelly nicknamed him ‘Girlish’, and call him gay slurs all the time. A club like that would make Jack’s currently-charmed life hellish, so it’s lucky for him that he’s flying high at the moment.

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by Anonymousreply 4907/17/2021

You're reaching, r46, and that gif does not help your argument.

by Anonymousreply 5007/17/2021

R50 we’re just having a dirty stupid laugh. It’s all just fantasy. Unclench.

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by Anonymousreply 5107/17/2021

R49 OMG! I just realized that some of these guys are in their 20s. Grealish is 25?? They look like they're about to leave their 30's already. Is it the excessive cardio and running that's speeding them up the hill?

by Anonymousreply 5207/17/2021

^^Oh shit. I posted my comment in the wrong footballers thread. But my question still stands.

by Anonymousreply 5307/17/2021

R52 it’s the ageing effects of blow, venereal disease, hubris, and of too much time in powerful sun for skin that isn’t used to it.

by Anonymousreply 5407/17/2021

The other thing they will get R48 is trophies - Kane certainly is tired of being the best English player not to have any sort of winners' cup and medal, and it's becoming less and less likely if he stays at Spurs, given its current condition (they were also a Super League wannabe). The same thing will probably apply to Grealish, if less fervently maybe.

by Anonymousreply 5507/17/2021

My first bf had calves like that. Ah, memories!

by Anonymousreply 5607/17/2021

R55 very true, I didn’t think of that.

Pep generally gets what he wants, and he’s been given more money than the Pope to get it done, so this transfer looks to be happening despite murmurs of reservation.

Shame. City fans are absolute scum, and Jack looked so pretty in pinkish-red.

by Anonymousreply 5707/17/2021

Also Kane especially and Grealish might actually like not to be driven into the ground by being constantly played. It would make their careers last longer.

by Anonymousreply 5807/17/2021

Are they fucking?

by Anonymousreply 5907/17/2021

R59 height difference kink lol

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by Anonymousreply 6007/17/2021

It’s just hit me that Jack has a slightly-feminine figure and face. That must be what the allure is for so many people.

He’s curvy, petite, with narrow shoulders, pixie ears, wide bow lips and heavy-lidded sultry eyes like Monroe. The long locks and the come-hither trampiness are just the icing. It gets straight men all discombobulated.

by Anonymousreply 6107/17/2021

This face isn't remotely feminine.

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by Anonymousreply 6207/17/2021

He “doesn’t mind being called a diver”. Classy.

It really is just a fat pay packet to him, isn’t it?

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by Anonymousreply 63Last Sunday at 12:01 AM

R63 What's a diver, now?

by Anonymousreply 64Last Sunday at 12:11 AM

R64 ‘to dive’ means to fall off the ball and down to the grass when another player so much as lightly touches you or moves in to tackle, and then faking as if you’ve been tripped or fouled or injured. It’s a dirty method of trying to stop play or to win free kicks & penalties. As a practise it’s frowned upon, but there’s usually at least one midfield or striking player in every team who does it.

The stronger connotation is that one is a cheater and a diva, who can’t play with any strength or decency or sportsmanship.

by Anonymousreply 65Last Sunday at 12:23 AM

R65 I see what you mean. I've seen that happen before. Didn't know it had a term though.

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by Anonymousreply 66Last Sunday at 12:51 AM

Football is basically a war between the divers and the foulers. I tend to have more sympathy for divers overall, as they are less likely to inflict physical damage and are generally just less unpleasant human beings.(exhibit 1 Roy Keane).

by Anonymousreply 67Last Sunday at 4:13 AM

R67 good points.

Keane is responsible for the tragic endings of several promising careers, and for knowingly and recklessly endangering (in a few cases, ruining) the health of his coworkers. In any other line of work, he’d have been chased out and sued long ago. Utter piece of work.

It’s telling that media outlets such as BBC and Sky will hire him, but refuse to take on or even guest people who have got into trouble for saying offensive things (John Terry springs to mind). It’s a weird double-standard.

by Anonymousreply 68Last Sunday at 4:57 AM

Luke Shaw’s beard has flown out to Mykonos to meet the lads. Wonder if Sash will be joining?

by Anonymousreply 69Last Sunday at 8:46 AM

R62 those are some very full and lifted lashes for a man but ok🧐💁‍♀️

by Anonymousreply 70Last Sunday at 8:46 AM

Keane is an ITV pundit, not the BBC.

by Anonymousreply 71Last Sunday at 10:51 AM

R13 well I’ve never come across a nude, though I’m sure they exist on the camera roll of some thot’s phone.

Here’s what I could find—a little candid clip (from the Villa Park dressing room) of his arse in briefs. Cheeky exhibitionistic fucker turns bum-first to the cam, obviously.

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by Anonymousreply 72Last Sunday at 2:38 PM

Just realised where I’ve seen Jack’s haircut before🤯

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by Anonymousreply 73Last Sunday at 4:06 PM

R73 exactly. I don’t see why the big fuss over his silly dated haircut. He also gives rubbish interviews like most professional athletes. He and Ryan lochte seem cut from the same cloth.

by Anonymousreply 74Last Monday at 4:33 AM

The sad thing is that he’s not even the least intelligent in the England squad.

He’s still very low down and headed for relegation in the intellect table, obviously, but not quite last.

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by Anonymousreply 75Last Monday at 7:12 AM

R75 god knows what they’d be doing if they weren’t footballers.

by Anonymousreply 76Last Monday at 7:46 AM

R19 yeah but, becoming a a proper official permanent WAG is a bit like getting a knighthood innit? It’s you giving years of graft and public support and free publicity for people who don’t appreciate it, just so’s you can get a bit of respect and some friends in high places at the end of it.

by Anonymousreply 77Last Monday at 7:46 AM

R76 Jack has said a few times in interviews that he always fancied himself as a club promoter and a tourguide for drunk Brit tourists in Ibiza etc.. Sounds about right.

Chilly hasn’t got much more brain than Jack but he lacks the same charisma or prettiness or confidence, so it’s hard to even imagine him doing something as basic as that. He’d probably be a tradesman at best, or perhaps a cleaner or a bin-man. I can also picturing him as a farm labourer, for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 78Last Monday at 7:50 AM

I don’t find Jack pretty at all. And he just looks so challenged. It’s like he doesn’t understand the question being asked half the time.

by Anonymousreply 79Last Monday at 7:54 AM

I think his voice and overall stupidity ruin any looks he may have.

by Anonymousreply 80Last Monday at 7:56 AM

His legs are amazing though!

by Anonymousreply 81Last Monday at 7:57 AM

[quote] It’s like he doesn’t understand the question being asked half the time.

He doesn’t.

Why do you think we stick him in front of the media all the time? Tabloids can’t accuse a man of dodging and finessing the question when he’s evidently not the full ticket. It’s like picking on a disabled.

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by Anonymousreply 82Last Monday at 8:05 AM

R82 my god, just no!!! He’s even stupider than joey from “friends”hopefully he doesn’t spawn kids the sake of humanity!

by Anonymousreply 83Last Monday at 8:12 AM

For* the sake of humanity

by Anonymousreply 84Last Monday at 8:13 AM

R83 think it’s a bit late for that. He hos intecontinentally without protection.

However, the whorishness of the man is so overwhelming that the fuckboy energy gets almost completely drowned out (but he’s got plenty of that). He’s probably discovered a hundred disgusting other ways to get off.

by Anonymousreply 85Last Monday at 3:40 PM

not nearly enough talk or pics about his legs on this thread

by Anonymousreply 86Last Monday at 3:50 PM

R86 it’s because his breedable arse is to distracting.

So how’s this to correct our course—he probably discovered intercrural early in life, and if he hasn’t yet it’s a damn oversight.

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by Anonymousreply 87Last Monday at 3:58 PM

R87 I want to lick every inch of him

by Anonymousreply 88Last Monday at 4:13 PM

Here's some Grealish leg footage for a promo spot with Jordan Pickford and DCL. Like the way Jack often rolls up one of short leg sleeves to show more leg.

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by Anonymousreply 89Last Monday at 5:09 PM

R89 nice find!

by Anonymousreply 90Last Monday at 5:16 PM

[quote] Jack often rolls up one of short leg sleeves to show more leg.

He really is such a massive tart.

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by Anonymousreply 91Last Tuesday at 2:12 AM

when he showed up at St. George’s Park for training this year the new set of stewards & security guards had no idea who he was lmao

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by Anonymousreply 92Last Tuesday at 2:38 AM

that man has divine gams and booty

by Anonymousreply 93Last Tuesday at 2:41 AM

R93 I read that as ‘diving gams’😂😂

by Anonymousreply 94Last Tuesday at 3:01 AM

not related to Grealish, but apparently Luke Shaw's brother Ben is on Grindr

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by Anonymousreply 95Last Tuesday at 3:08 AM

R95 so both Shaw brothers could be gay?

Surely the world isn’t that good.

by Anonymousreply 96Last Tuesday at 4:21 AM

"She's a runner... she's a trackstar"

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by Anonymousreply 97Last Tuesday at 4:32 AM

Thiccums

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by Anonymousreply 98Last Tuesday at 4:36 AM

furry too, which is double-divine

by Anonymousreply 99Last Tuesday at 4:37 AM

Floppy

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by Anonymousreply 100Last Tuesday at 4:37 AM

Scotland National Team player Stephen O'Donnell, on man-marking, flirting with and then tackling Jack:

[quote] John McGinn (a fellow Scotland national player, and teammate of Grealish at Aston Villa) had been giving me some tips. He said, “if Jack comes on, you need to get nibbling in his ear—but don't be critical, be complimentary”. So the full time he was on, I was telling him how goodlooking he was, and I loved his calves, and asking him how he got his hair to look like that.

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by Anonymousreply 101Last Tuesday at 4:42 AM

R91 The hairy legs are sending me but seriously, that is a rough looking 25 years old.

by Anonymousreply 102Last Tuesday at 6:46 AM

R102 hmmm, I wouldn’t say Jack looks completely beat. Maybe less sun and stress would slow down ageing, but other that does he look so awful? Is this an American beauty standard you’re applying, or am I just blind?🧐😂

That said, he reportedly uses about five different products and takes an hour to style his hair every day but nothing so elaborate for his face, so idk why his skin doesn’t get the same attention.

Actually I’d love to know what skincare products would work well on skin like his, as I’ve got the same type— rosy/dirty blond complexion, with visible pores, dryness/oiliness alternating, and a tendency to pit and freckle. Though like Jack my diet is clean and I drink a lot of water, still I cannot get hydration going on my face no matter what I use or don’t use. Retinols turn me into a peeling agonised tomato.

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by Anonymousreply 103Last Tuesday at 8:07 AM

R103 In the pic from R96, the forehead lines and the crow's feet made him look much older than his age. I don't mean he looks awful though. I find him very charming actually. I guess I'm coming from the expectation of a 25 years old to look boyish than matured.

by Anonymousreply 104Last Tuesday at 8:51 AM

^^ Sorry. I meant the pic from R92.

by Anonymousreply 105Last Tuesday at 8:52 AM

R1 according to the analytical bods over at LSPG his package is massive, but the likelihood is that it’s mostly all ball.

Furthermore, the way he wears his shorts—choosing a small size, pulling them up so high, and rolling the waistband down—is a visual trick to make his assets look bigger.

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by Anonymousreply 106Last Tuesday at 10:16 AM

R104 sadly Jack has got white Irish blood so from now he’ll age like milk.

by Anonymousreply 107Last Tuesday at 10:46 AM

“There’s so much, like, tactical stuff going on....”

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by Anonymousreply 108Last Tuesday at 11:55 AM

Those briefs lines. Hot hot hot.

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by Anonymousreply 109Last Tuesday at 12:04 PM

To expand on the saga at R101, Jack & John ‘Ginny’ McGinn have a close relationship that interests me.

In this interview, poor Jack doesn’t know when to put his eyes or his body when trapped sitting between his sexy Scottish teammate Ginny on one side, and the, erm, lovely and forthright host Emma Jones on the other.

When Jack is asked by Emma about Ginny’s relationship to him, for a few long seconds he is caught off-guard and stutters, “he’s my—uh—you know what I mean—one of my better—uhm”, then recovers and adds, “well, he thinks that we’re best mates, but we’re not. (laughs) I’m messing, I’m messing.”

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by Anonymousreply 110Last Tuesday at 12:12 PM

His only redeeming feature are his legs. What a time to be alive!

by Anonymousreply 111Last Tuesday at 12:41 PM

His future namesake replacement in the England squad will be Jack Clarke, the 20-year old currently playing with Spurs as well as the Young Lions.

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by Anonymousreply 112Last Tuesday at 1:31 PM

^ purdy

by Anonymousreply 113Last Tuesday at 1:33 PM

Funny that there is a sudden glut of Prem players named Jack. Nine of them, at last count including Grealish.

As an English male given name it was out of vogue for quite a long time, considered to be an old man’s name, until for some reason it had a brief spell of renewed popularity in the 1990s and early 2000s.

At the moment, James, John, Ben, Phil, Michael, Tom, Harry, Christian, Aaron, Ryan & Jordan are the other most commonly seen English first names in the PL.

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by Anonymousreply 114Last Tuesday at 1:48 PM

Some conspiracists a la David Icke genuinely believe that the real original Grealish who we have known for a decade is actually recently deceased, either from COVID or a car accident, and that due to his lucrative popularity he has been replaced by a reptilian clone during a convenient lockdown period.

Wish I was making that up. The comments in this video are full of people saying that this current Jack we’re seeing is some sort of deepfake or a doppelgänger/stand-in (even if not an alien clone), because his face shape and features look a bit different and his vibe is off. It’s the Avril Lavigne conspiracy all over again.

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by Anonymousreply 115Last Tuesday at 2:37 PM

jack with a french plait is my girlfriend and jack with a side part & curtains is my boyfriend

just dont rate it slicked back u know. i don't vibe w it

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by Anonymousreply 116Last Wednesday at 12:30 AM

I bet he shoots big loads

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by Anonymousreply 117Last Wednesday at 2:48 AM

that's gotta me some prime mussy

by Anonymousreply 118Last Wednesday at 2:55 AM

R177 and never into my mouth or hole. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 119Last Wednesday at 3:11 AM

He has great calves, not freakish calves.

by Anonymousreply 120Last Wednesday at 3:26 AM

Jack is a very sexy and charismatic lad, and his overall body is beautiful, but honestly I do find his leg size a bit gross and freaky. That part isolated gives me tumourous Wolverine, or that kid in AKIRA who went crazy and physically mutated. Horses for courses, I suppose.

Just me probably, but I far and away prefer log willowy thin legs on a football player. Like elegant dancer or runner’s legs. John Stones’ pins are a nice example. Then again, for whatever reason I think tall lanky men are more aesthetically-pleasing.

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by Anonymousreply 121Last Wednesday at 4:03 AM

Jack is known to slide into DMs of women who look like this, teeth and tan and flat tummies (but not much tit to speak of...).

Wonder if his taste in men is similar?

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by Anonymousreply 122Last Wednesday at 4:58 AM

If anyone cute ever meets Jack and is introduced, you can probably get a cuddle and a cheek kiss off him if you ask nicely. In half the pics I’ve seen of him with fans & acquaintances, he’s giving some PDA.

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by Anonymousreply 123Last Wednesday at 11:52 AM

Luke Shaw(berto) & Jack should start a thicc bois crew.

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by Anonymousreply 124Last Wednesday at 12:42 PM

If I had to bet, I’d say Jack likes it rough. And lives for attention.

[quote] I get a few kicks, but I don't mind getting kicked. I like it. I go on like I don't [during the game], but I do. It shows the opposition are keeping an eye on me.

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by Anonymousreply 125Last Thursday at 2:28 AM

As a teen he was more self-aware about his exhibitionism than he is now ten years later. Slag.

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by Anonymousreply 126Last Thursday at 2:29 AM

[quote]I'd prefer his big hairy dick!

I'd guess it's a thick veiny upcurving uncut 7ins, which he'd prefer to be bigger.

by Anonymousreply 127Last Thursday at 2:56 AM

R127 the last thing a man with his ego problems needs is a bigger cock

In fact, I think emasculation would do him a lot of good, and stop him being such a brat and such a fuckboy.

by Anonymousreply 128Last Thursday at 3:08 AM

Jamie Redknapp would love to get on Jack. Absolutely salivates over him on Sky Sports.

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by Anonymousreply 129Last Thursday at 6:49 AM

Jack is taking Sasha away somewhere secret this weekend. Guess that’s him apologising for all those pap shots of him from last Saturday holding hands and snuggling with Molly Pick....

by Anonymousreply 130Last Thursday at 3:32 PM

Nah don’t even mess. Swear he got his new tacky dagger-heart pendant off a girl he met in Greece. Sasha would never put him in that and he’d never get it for himself. That’s a gothic thot territory marking chain if ever I have seen one.

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by Anonymousreply 131Last Thursday at 3:42 PM

Why do people keep linking images from the site imgbb when they almost never work?

by Anonymousreply 132Last Thursday at 5:16 PM

I have a moving company I've used several times where the dad owner has calves like those. They almost as wide as my waist! Nice and professional guy, but I think he could use those muscular calves as chopsticks to pick up, sauce-dip, and eat sautéed brontosaurus drumsticks. :o

by Anonymousreply 133Last Thursday at 5:25 PM

R133 My god. How tiny is your waist?

by Anonymousreply 134Last Thursday at 6:22 PM

R132 imgbb pics show up in the thread for me, though I can’t save them (not that I’d need or want to). Which browser and device are you using? That’s probably your issue. Switch to Safari if you can, and see what happens then.

Or just, you know, contribute pics of your own from a source that you know works for your tech.

by Anonymousreply 135Yesterday at 1:12 AM

Jack drops over £7k on drinks during a single Mykonos weekend, and hangs out with cast members of LOVE ISLAND.

He’s looking bloated and exhausted. No way is he fit to train for the season start in three weeks.

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by Anonymousreply 136Yesterday at 3:56 AM
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