Florida Gal Interrupts Brunch to Finger Herself and Squirt

“Brunch?”

This is why I started that thread, Anyone else NOT happy things are going back to normal?

I hate people.

She wasn't riding her flow too well ... she kept slipping in it.

Amateur.

[quote]Anyone else NOT happy things are going back to normal?

This is not exactly a return to normalcy, R2.

by squirt you mean PEE! She is pissing!

How high do you have to be to finger yourself in public at brunch?

The breakfast charcuterie tray left her a little wanting.

I’m glad I skipped the roast beef station.

Filthy dirty bitch. First Princess Diana dies now this.

I like how at the end, the crazy woman is trying to touch people with her pussy juice soaked hands and people are screaming out of disgust.

Continue to fuck with me, Markle. And this is what you'll be reduced to.

The guy (waiter?) in the background in the beginning is really cute

Eww .. that stank bitch is crazy.

Her ass should have been locked up in a tank somewhere to dry out ‘literally.’ The crazy fucker..

Laura Ingram will do anything for attention.

At least they let her cum before escorting her away.

FLORIDA WOMAN HAS TOO MUCH FUN AT BRUNCH

I [italic]thought[/italic] the coleslaw tasted off.

AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH 💦 💦 😩 👮‍♀️ 🚔

Where is that Bugs Bunny gif when you need it?

#ernalounge

SPLISH SPLASH! There goes the all-you-can drink Bellini Bar.

If a guy jizzed all over the floor he’d be in prison for 8-10 years and on the sex registry until his death. This skank gets her soaking wet ass gently deposited into an Uber back to Compton or South Bronx or wherever.

R4 For Florida it is.

R22, is this really the hill you wanna die on?

Are you fucking kidding, R24? I’ve not opted to die on any hill. The girl in the video is a sex pest. Pussy fully out in public, multiple fingers deeply inserted. Shall we normalize random skanks “squirting” into your eggs benedict? Are you equally okay with me pissing into your gaping Mimosa?

Women are so gross and outrageous. If she were a guy, she would be in jail for this.

Usually it's the gay men who get pissy over brunch arrangements.

Florida never disappoints, does it.

She does not look mentally well.

Meth: It's not just for trashy gays and trailer park dwellers anymore

[quote]Continue to fuck with me, Markle. And this is what you'll be reduced to.

We look forward to you getting in touch with your...um...sexuality, Betty.

The worst part: the bitch screaming into the video. That one should be caged too.

Damn, Eboni K. Williams needed some relief after reading the bad reviews for the latest season of Real Housewives of NYC.

I notice that public masturbation is almost always by black people. Can someone tell me if it’s maybe a cultural thing or why that is?

This is why a commitment to hide the crazies away in insane asylums will need to be re-introduced if society wants to survive.

R34, this is BS.

I’m in favor of the fingering and squirting. I am not in favor of the screaming.

The screaming is the best part! I've watched it so many times lol

R25, Shut up.

When you go to a seafood brunch buffet in Florida and it has has bottomless drinks and all-you-can-eat crabs on the menu, proceed with caution.

I should know.

R39, I really don’t know what your problem is with that other DLer. What he said is true. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.

But make no mistake, the real pest in that video *is* the screaming voyeur.

I finally know what a ‘Hollaback Girl’ is.

This…. Happening in a state full of people running away from their problems… color me shocked!

Mimosas and skeet. Nice visual.

Enough with the misogyny. She's just taking control of her sexual agency, okay. For centuries, women have been told to suppress their sexual desires. That its not okay to masturbate as a woman. That her orgasm is not valid. That her pleasure is this elusive mystery that begs a question if it is even real. All those shocked expressions of faces there is a sinister reminder that a woman's pleasure is still subject to society's suppression of her that is rooted deep in patriarchy because only a man's pleasure is to be catered to. Only a man can discharge his bodily fluid and claim his orgasm. Only a man.

But I see this woman from a different lens. To you, she might be crazy. But to me, she is free. She is brave. To you, she is "fingering" herself. But to me, she is strumming the flesh manifest of the feminine pleasure. A sacred band of meaty strings vibrating in the divine. To you, she is squirting. But to me, she is releasing the extract of her divine femininity. Like a spring flower in full bloom that nourishes the nature with its nectar.

This is a woman who dared to be daring. This is a woman who has claimed her pleasure. This is a woman who has conquered.

This is precisely what all your gay Twitter whores and gay porn whores keep yelling about what they want to do in public.

OnlyFans and Porn seems to be altering reality for some people now

This woman is a sexual radical just taking back her body and sexual liberation. Freedom of expression to just master are in front of anyone.

This is what happens when the bartender forgets to bring clam juice for brunch cocktails!

You all need to stop with calling it squirting. That woman was urinating and masterbating in public like a damn animal. Put her in a cage until she knows how to act.

Masturbating.

Bring back mental asylums.

Literally Nauseating

I thought the screaming was the best part as well.

This is the Wharf on the River in Brickell in downtown Miami. And this is par for the course.

Will no one think of the children?

This is what the brunch gays get for fucking in front of that nice lady's salad all those years ago.

Does HER pussy stink?

Does anyone have the story on this? Who is she? What happened? Etd.

I assume her name is Mimosa.

Probably sexually abused as a child.

OP needs to be banned from DL.....How the fuck is this trashy cunt worthy of a DL Thread?.....

Stay home. This is intolerable. The screaming too.

Who keeps saying she wasn't locked up after this? We don't have any idea what happened.

r45, was she speaking her truth?

Stunning and Brave

This was performance art against the restraints of the patriarchy. She is expressing her true self. Who are we to judge?

R64 Yes, hers.... and every other woman.

How did I know this was Miami before clicking?

Miami brunch horror, as new shoes wrecked by stranger's pussyjuices; now requesting advice from DL

Wharf on the River in Brickell is supposedly the top-rated restaurant for brunch. What would you do if the following happened to you?

You just know Caitlyn would love to do this if she could.

What in the actual fuck

Link won’t open.

Brunch I always found a bit twee, "ladies" sitting around tut tutting over mimosas and muffins and such, seemed so boring.

Now "brunch" is a drunken brawl where bitches finger their twats and the music is too loud

Reported for tagging POTUS. Sick pig.

Florida.

God, I miss brunch

I always imagined brunch being classier without people milling about and hip hope blasting.

nip nip HOPE

I bet she intimidated quite a few straight guys that could never make a woman do that if they tried.

I bet she got off

voyeur will never be the same

Other than the screaming and the , you know, she seems nice

the running at the end was odd

Good Lord in heaven!

Go back to Africa, you base, tribal people.

I know nothing when it comes to the female anatomy.

Exactly what is she squirting out?

bloody marys

R86 It’s like a clear fluid. If they left her alone she probably would have pushed a few more rounds out.

Pee? Nope.

Water? Lol. Nah.

Mucus? Ew, no.

Cum? Not exactly.

hey, gals, let's go to the wharf for happy hour!

Black Pussy Matters.

I wonder how this all started. Seriously.

AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH 🚿

Actually, girl Squirt!® IS mostly pee.

[quote]would happen if she did this on a Datalounge cruise

hell, it's happening on the DL right now!

[quote]I wonder how this all started. Seriously.

brunch, so yeah. . . .

To be fair - we've all heard our favorite song and have become a bit over excited before.

Too bad it wasn't Divnyl's "I Touch Myself"

I wish I could do that!

It’s a preview of Cardi B’s next video.

Elegance has a name

Stank ass bitch

[quote] Exactly what is she squirting out?

fishtank water

She's just defining WAP

I am seriously going to have nightmares. It HAS to be meth, right?

It's something worse than meth, I'm thinking.

Gurl I only made it through 3 seconds of the video

This was obviously a gonzo porn thing

Jusht a good ol' finger blashting.

Please tell me that this is what Miami is all the time

What is it about Florida that brings out the skank in people

Girl, interrupted.

[quote] This was obviously a gonzo porn thing

Oh really? It’s obvious, was it? Does that mean there’s a different video forthcoming that’s in better quality and doesn’t look like a 240p upload from 2007?

If you weren't already gay...

Saw a fine as fuck white trash guy a couple of days ago obviously tweeked out of his mind on something changing his clothes right in the middle of a store parking lot in broad daylight. Unfortunately when he pulled his drawers off I was at the wrong angle and all I saw was a glimpse of his admittedly fine ass. The cops rolled in right as I was leaving.Yes,Im in Florida.

[quote]Yes,Im in Florida.

😂

Seriously, is it the sun? WTF is with Florida being so insane?

Money can't buy you class!

Florida is shitty and freaky

I love love love it when I see a hopeless drug addict with a big dick, either fully exposed, or just the VPL in shorts or sweatpants with no underwear. There was this junkie (and his girlfriend) who used to roam the East Village here in NYC a couple years ago, asking people for a buck or two, and I would always give it to him if his ENORMOUS, thick dick was visible in outline through his dirty gray sweatpants.

I hope he survived COVID and I get to see him again. I always wanted to offer him $20 to let me give him a little bit of a stroke or a blow job.

Would you have helped miss thing out with her pussy squirts?

Oh she didn’t need ANYBODY’s help. But I approve of what she did.

Poor thing had a break with reality. Serious mental illness

Why is this grayed out?

You should see the dinner show.

Someone F&Fed it

EWwwwwww so fucking disgusting. Whore! Libertine! Grease fire !!!

People who F&F this post are losers.

Is she black? She looks adjacent

Is she yellow skinned?

A quadroon?

Indeed. It shows such joie de vivre

She looks like a webcam whore. This was probably for money.

Sorry Kim but even this won't bring back Samantha

I swear, I thank God/Goddess/the Universe every day that I'm a gay man.

You do know r133 that several porn whores are yelling on Twitter for the privilege to do something such as this woman as normal, right? At least for Pride.

and proud they should be

Maybe she was possessed by a demon?

is the ho the screamer or is some bystander the screamer ?

The bystander with the camera (or near the cameraperson) is screaming.

The masturbator is too busy fingering herself and squirting all over the floor.

Who was the poor sap who got to clean up the mess on the floor?

Reais your hand if you feel personally victimized by r88's comment.

Meh, R139.

It's just a little pussy juice.

I've seen much worse.

I'm screaming with laughter this thread is greyed out!

Some cunt on here doesn’t like cunts

R140 You’re lucky I just didn’t link to PornHub….

Melania, is that you?

[quote]But to me, she is strumming the flesh manifest of the feminine pleasure. A sacred band of meaty strings vibrating in the divine.

Oh sing to me the Sweet Song of Michfest, Sister!

How I have missed strumming the feminine flesh in the woods of Michigan with other Womyn!

[quote]I've seen much worse.

Mostly at Trump Rallies

[quote] The worst part: the bitch screaming into the video. That one should be caged too.

That was me. I had to shriek loudly and violently to keep from vomiting and fainting.

That ain't no pussy juice. Bitch peed.

The guy standing behind her and perving is hilarious.

Rofl R150.

I'm more amused by the lady screaming!

It's like she's watching a horror movie or something.. bwahahahaha.

R45/R47/R66 This isn't a bonfire circle at Michfest!

How can I download/save the video?

I need to keep it for posterity.

It's truly one of the wackiest things I've ever seen on the internet.

Do you think she’s having a bad reaction to the Democrat’s “safe”vaccination? Fox News told us that a lot of people where having strange things happen to them after the shot. Just to be safe, I’m not going to take it. I’ll show the video to all my other Karen friends too so that they make a healthy choice!!!

This shit right here.

🤣🤣🤣

She looks like she’s on shrooms.

R151 she sounds like a crazed chimp. Why the fuck is she screaming and yelling like she has never seen a cooter before?

Fish will do anything for attentia! This one is particularly thirsty!

A new pee pee girl in Florida? I'm very interested.

Of course r131

So a whore instead of a slut?

I wish I were there when she sobered up and saw the video.

R163 “Oh God…. Like what did I do?????! AHHHHHHHHHHHH”

You can bet that the waiter behind her is rock hard. In the spirit of things, I would've dropped to my knees before him, unzipped his pants, and sucked him down to the balls until he shot down my throat, right in front on everybody.

She's just squirting her Truth.

My favorite part is the supportive friend behind her who pats her on the back. Did she think her friend was sick and puking out of her vagina?

I love this video so much. First, the woman is pretty hot so it's not unpleasant to look at. Second, I love how she looks totally possessed and then she she tries to bend over and air hump with the support of the table, starts slipping in her juices.

The woman screaming like she's on a roller coaster while this is going on is the icing on the cake, followed by the woman being escorted out, flouncing out while looking at people with a pleading expression and trying to grab them.

I feel terrible for the person who has to clean that up. And you know they won’t do a good job. Just use a dirty mop to spread those hazardous fluids around. Gross!

Sunday brunch at the wharf?

I'll have what she's having.

They likely will quit, and start their own company

Anyone else worried that she’s not wearing shoes ?

Can you get COVID from stepping in pussy juice?

Have we determined yet, whether it's pee or pussy juice?

Enquiring minds want to know!

Pretty sure I read that scientists determined that the "squirting" phenomenon is just spontaneous urination. It's pee. Women don't produce seminal fluid or anything analogous to it. "Pussy juices" are just the natural lubrication that the vagina produces; they coat the vagina and might "drip" if a woman is "wet" from them, but they don't ejaculate a "load" the way men do.

how about bellinis?

Guy - please get her name and number. I'd like to offer her the position of my Creative Director.

I see a future for her

The way she was trying to touch everyone with her filthy hands reminded me of how a popular artist would walk or run down the aisle of a venue while performing and tag their fans on the way to the stage. The over the top screaming only strengthens the comparison.

Y'all were horrified by my discussion of my periods, could have been worse huh?

Neither meth nor mushrooms would cause this crazyiness

What's most awesome is that I googled "Florida Woman Masturbating in Public" to see if I could find the video and there are about a half dozen Florida women arrested for masturbating in public over the past year or so.

R158 Obviously she's screaming because this is the first time she's ever seen another woman beating the beaver in public.

Dataloungers love their pron. But this shit here, is too much!

Ha!!

Women are deranged.

Men never do this.

Men do this more often than women. Jerk off in public, not finger bang. Was this a pron shoot?

What kind of brunch is that? Looks more like an outdoor concert?

Gross!

[quote] What kind of brunch is that?

Seafood Sunday with bearded clam on the menu, topped off with vinegar.

There have been thousands of pounds of dead fish and sea life polluting Tampa Bay the past few days. Red tide. The stench may have provided Mz Nasty here with a cover.

R185 You're kidding, right?

Maybe just stupid?

[quote] How high do you have to be to finger yourself in public at brunch?

Pretty fuck’n high or bored out of your god damn mind

That looks like Bianca Lawson. Beyonce needs to have her step-sister committed.

Maybe she was bored

Oysters are an aphrodisiac!

She INTERRUPTED BRUNCH

It's the crossed eyes for me. Girl is ON something.

Bath salts?

You mean an Onlyfans r171? Most whores consider themselves business people after they open one.

I've invited her for brunch at Mar-a-Lago.

She's a whore dear.

I think she looks like fun.

I'm inviting her to my next party!

At first I thought it was the woman who likes to poke her cooter i outside of Popeye's restaurants, but nope. I guess horny chicks who like to rub their snatches in front of others are a dime a dozen in Florida.

Will take on the whole thing now.

Miami brunch horror, as new shoes wrecked by stranger's pussyjuices; now requesting advice from DL

Wharf on the River in Brickell is supposedly the top-rated restaurant for brunch. What would you do if the following happened to you?

Attending a brunch at Wharf on the River, I went to load up on hors d'oeuvres. In the middle of eating my canapes, I saw a huge flood of DARK BROWN PUSSYJUICES flooding my table from the one next to it. My brand new Satin high heels and large cloth bag were immediately covered in the filthy pussyjuice. I finished as quickly as possible and went to the bathroom sink. The smell was horrific. I told the hostess what had happened. She yelled at me in front of the other patrons that I should have inspected the restaurant for masturbating women before being seated. She didn't care that the flood of pussyjucie happened after I paid for the buffet. She ignored my request for help in cleaning my shoes and cloth bag. I had to stand in my stocking feet on the restroom floor, and clean someone else's pussyjuice off of my things. I had no choice but to wear the shoes out of the restroom, and carry the cloth bag. I then called for a manager. After a long wait, he finally showed up. His response? He didn't see the incident so there was nothing that he could do to help me.

I would be happy to take a lie detector test to prove that what I'm saying is 100% true and accurate.

The Wharf in Ft Lauderdale seems like a happening place.

She gave everyone the Florida Finger

r205, sounds like a cesspool

I love OP's usage of "gal" like it's 1946.

I use gal every day, what do you call a woman, “bitch”?

Shut up, HOE at R209!

[quote] At first I thought it was the woman who likes to poke her cooter i outside of Popeye's restaurants, but nope. I guess horny chicks who like to rub their snatches in front of others are a dime a dozen in Florida.

Florida is the cooter capital of the cuntry

Floriduh, oh, how we hate thee

The deplorables seem to be flocking there lately. I’m glad it’s a red State because nothing will change.

She looks white to me. Why is she barefoot?

I feel like this could be a scene from a John waters film

It could

She's culturally fluid.

It’s all so bizarre and kind of terrifying especially when she starts making eye contact with the camera. I wonder what proceeded this.

Drugs and alcohol

Screams of horror, screams of joy

It’s meth for sure.

Does meth really make you oblivious to your surroundings?

R222 I’m sure after a few days of no sleep, anyone would become psychotic.

She interrupted my speech. She dismissed me.

Who is the one that's screaming? The person taking the video or the woman diddling herself?

Hello darkness, my old friend....

I can’t tell, and I can’t tell if it is screams of love and happiness or disgust and anxiety

Meth: It's what's for brunch.

It looks like she peed while fingering. Her eyes are whacked out and she is in the zone.

The woman screaming is because she is horrified and in disbelief. I’d love to be a fly on the wall when she tells her friends about this.

R211 Kind of ironic given that the entire state is shaped like a dick.

R225 I think it’s someone in the background but normally that’s not how it works. When lady does that, normally they are the ones screaming. That’s why I thought it was funny. I was like why is the other bitch screaming when she’s the one gushing LOL.

She put the cunt back in cuntry

Women are disgusting.

Do we know who she is?

She’s clearly a star

Wonder what her brunch plans are this weekend?

Was that Vanessa Williams?

Is she one of the Real Housewives?

I seriously wouldn't doubt it.

If someone converts the first few seconds to a GIF, I will use the ReFace App to put Lindsey Graham’s face on her!

Here you go, R239. But please also do Boebert so I can send it to her.

Oh Miss Lindsey, have you no shame?

Well done r241 is the chick patting her on the back her friend?

We need an interview with this brazen drunk!

This isn't Hollandaise!!

Maybe she had an extreme itch...all the way up.

Snookie?

She does this when the oysters kick in.

The most pitiful thing about this is the lei around her neck.

she felt she needed to get leid

Any new developments?

She got a yeast infection

R214 It seems so out of character?

I wonder if she’s embarrassed or has even seen the video

maybe she's planning her comeback

R238 I thought it was one of the Pussycat Dolls, with emphasis on PUSSY!

I think the pat on the shoulder by that woman was more of a “you’re drunk and bless your heart for being so far gone” and “you keep doing you and good luck with that you pitiful, crazy gal.”

I'm gay but that chick fingering herself and squirting at that Fort Lauderdale brunch was so sexy. If she was coming onto me, I'd be totally into it.

[quote] Any new developments?

The floor is still wet.

It really isn’t polite to stare when a black woman is pleasuring her self in public. We don’t gawk at apes in the zoo when they are doing the same thing. Therefore, we should extend the same courtesy to the blacks.

Karen doesn’t need to look at cunt as she herself is a cunt

I feel like this is the plot of a Rob Schneider movie.

Still no updates?

R261 it is now

She had her fifteen minutes of fame