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GAY BATHHOUSES for Beginners (Bathhouse Basics) | Patrick Marano

So, you're thinking of going to a gay bathhouse. Why not? The pandemic has got you itching for some human contact!

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by Anonymousreply 50March 19, 2023 5:48 AM

(How To) GAY BATHHOUSES for BEST RESULTS

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by Anonymousreply 1July 12, 2021 7:37 PM

When visiting a bathhouse, body language is very helpful to show whether you're interested or not.

by Anonymousreply 2July 12, 2021 8:05 PM

What is so weird is I literally just found this guy on my YouTube fee on Saturday. I thought maybe I had seen this as a post. Which one of you bitches is hacking into my computer?

by Anonymousreply 3July 12, 2021 8:08 PM

Do you have to have a perfect body and be a 10 to get laid at a bathhouse? It seems like it would be really competitive.

by Anonymousreply 4July 12, 2021 8:10 PM

You Tube just started recommending his videos to me recently so I've been watching them. Some of them are quite funny. What i've learned about him so far. He lives in Toronto with his Colombian partner. At one point, he was a go-go boy in LA.

by Anonymousreply 5July 12, 2021 8:27 PM

Bring on the bathhouses!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 6July 12, 2021 8:28 PM

R4, only if you want to pull young people. Old guys go for almost anything.

by Anonymousreply 7July 12, 2021 8:29 PM

Rule no 1: No rimming

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by Anonymousreply 8July 12, 2021 8:30 PM

You do know that the person who made the video, created this thread

To try to drive more traffic to his youtube channel

Nothing wrong with that

by Anonymousreply 9July 12, 2021 8:33 PM

How do you know, r9? Wouldn't he post somewhere more influential...with perhaps a younger crowd than us?

by Anonymousreply 10July 12, 2021 8:44 PM

He’s been in my recs every day recently.

by Anonymousreply 11July 12, 2021 9:05 PM

He's got gorgeous hair.

There one for beginners cruising! Well I never in all my life....

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by Anonymousreply 12July 12, 2021 10:25 PM

Patrick Marano was once the gay porn star Eddie Stone

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by Anonymousreply 13July 12, 2021 10:29 PM

Any cock pics Patrick/OP?

by Anonymousreply 14July 12, 2021 10:37 PM

yeah ... we don't need any "itching" for human contact.

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by Anonymousreply 15July 12, 2021 10:44 PM

I liked Eddie Stone better before he fucked up his face with Botox.

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by Anonymousreply 16July 12, 2021 10:48 PM

R4, the bathhouses are literally for anyone and everyone with a penis.

But, keep your expectations in check. You may score some hot trade (moreso than if you went on Grindr), but you also may be ignored entirely. Even if you're ignored, you at least get to steam, shower, jacuzzi and look at porn, and be around only men for a few hours.

by Anonymousreply 17July 13, 2021 11:22 PM

How to be a whore. Like the DL needs an instruction video for that!

by Anonymousreply 18July 13, 2021 11:26 PM

I love it when beautiful people give normal people sex advice.

by Anonymousreply 19July 14, 2021 1:33 AM

So, which one does Bette Midler perform at?

by Anonymousreply 20July 14, 2021 1:43 AM

The Continental Baths

by Anonymousreply 21July 14, 2021 1:56 AM

You’re goddamn right about being around men for a few hours, R17. I do appreciate that.

by Anonymousreply 22July 14, 2021 2:20 AM

I prefer abs because you don’t really have to interact with that person other than fucking.

by Anonymousreply 23July 14, 2021 2:24 AM

I have been there a few times. Unless you are into anal with strangers, you won't get much action.

I found it quite gross to have anal in public place.

by Anonymousreply 24July 14, 2021 2:38 AM

One guy I was fucking in a crummy private room turned blue on poppers . I crept my ass out and went back to fondling my peen in the porn room.

by Anonymousreply 25July 14, 2021 2:52 AM

He didn’t pass, to be clear.

by Anonymousreply 26July 14, 2021 2:55 AM

Pass what? The smell test? Gas? 'Go' and collect $200? A counterfeit $100 bill?

by Anonymousreply 27July 14, 2021 7:21 AM

[quote] I found it quite gross to have anal in public place.

MARY!!!!

by Anonymousreply 28July 14, 2021 1:07 PM

[quote]Unless you are into anal with strangers, you won't get much action.

a fallacy. I've never had anal in a bathhouse, and I've been to bathhouses around the world, and I've always gotten laid.

by Anonymousreply 29July 14, 2021 1:10 PM

R24 has never gotten anal in his life.

by Anonymousreply 30July 14, 2021 2:36 PM

Is Patrick/Eddie poz?

by Anonymousreply 31July 14, 2021 6:30 PM

Oh, sure he is. He’s the most positive person I know. He even out-sunshines me!

by Anonymousreply 32July 14, 2021 9:22 PM

Hurry and go visit one before they start letting in the girls.

by Anonymousreply 33July 14, 2021 9:42 PM

^^ I believe they did that at Chicago's Man's Country during its final months.

by Anonymousreply 34July 14, 2021 9:51 PM

Does Patrick still talk through that stupid Ken doll?

by Anonymousreply 35July 14, 2021 11:25 PM

Here's more about his 2011 marriage that went astray in the Open Relationship video.

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by Anonymousreply 36July 15, 2021 4:40 AM

Bathhouses, really? What is this...1983?

by Anonymousreply 37July 15, 2021 4:59 AM

I love a sauna and I still go. Although I probably should be working on connecting with people properly, it does the trick.

by Anonymousreply 38July 15, 2021 5:05 AM

I love Patrick's hair, voice and eyes. Did not see the porn past coming...

by Anonymousreply 39July 15, 2021 12:56 PM

He has a seriously punchable face.

by Anonymousreply 40July 16, 2021 1:54 PM

All of his videos are about cruising now.

by Anonymousreply 41July 17, 2021 9:14 PM

The YouTube metrics have spoken r41

No one wants to listen to Patrick prattle on about self esteem and gay relationships

by Anonymousreply 42July 17, 2021 11:35 PM

About five years ago I was at West Side Club one night and a VERY hot guy was walking around - About 33 years old, 6ft 2in , White, Moderate Build , Straight looking and sounding and VERY good looking. At one point the HOT guy pointed a finger at someone and said - You've been following me around all night ( he wasn't too upset because he was smiling as he said this) his admirer said meekly and apologetically- I was just admiring your abs.

I felt bad for the non hot guy. He was stricken by the HOT guy's looks.

by Anonymousreply 43July 22, 2021 4:09 AM

He's DEFINITELY got COCK SUCKING lips

by Anonymousreply 44July 22, 2021 5:06 AM

Thanks, R43. That's a really engaging vignette.

by Anonymousreply 45July 22, 2021 9:36 PM

R4 no. Its kind of the opposite of internet cruising. Any kind of direct cruising - outside cruising, bar cruising, bathhouse and sex club cruising, means that a certain percentage of people are there TO FUCK, not to window shop. People make all kinds of adjustments in their brains and just fuck the best option of those available. The point is to fuck, not to go home untucked. Of course, fatties and over 50s - have a different experience. Everything within reason. But a pleasant average looking guy aged 18 to 49 will get some action.

by Anonymousreply 46July 22, 2021 9:52 PM

Patrick is still getting his waxed hole pounded by bathhouse randoms and anonymous guys so no Covid concerns there.

by Anonymousreply 47July 22, 2021 10:07 PM

Leave the cucumber at home.

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by Anonymousreply 48September 6, 2022 8:01 AM

His channel is sort of like an online finishing school for sluts.

by Anonymousreply 49March 19, 2023 5:34 AM

Is his advice be hot and have social skills?

by Anonymousreply 50March 19, 2023 5:48 AM
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