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GAY BATHHOUSES for Beginners (Bathhouse Basics) | Patrick Marano

So, you're thinking of going to a gay bathhouse. Why not? The pandemic has got you itching for some human contact!

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by Anonymousreply 47Last Thursday at 2:07 PM

(How To) GAY BATHHOUSES for BEST RESULTS

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by Anonymousreply 107/12/2021

When visiting a bathhouse, body language is very helpful to show whether you're interested or not.

by Anonymousreply 207/12/2021

What is so weird is I literally just found this guy on my YouTube fee on Saturday. I thought maybe I had seen this as a post. Which one of you bitches is hacking into my computer?

by Anonymousreply 307/12/2021

Do you have to have a perfect body and be a 10 to get laid at a bathhouse? It seems like it would be really competitive.

by Anonymousreply 407/12/2021

You Tube just started recommending his videos to me recently so I've been watching them. Some of them are quite funny. What i've learned about him so far. He lives in Toronto with his Colombian partner. At one point, he was a go-go boy in LA.

by Anonymousreply 507/12/2021

Bring on the bathhouses!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 607/12/2021

R4, only if you want to pull young people. Old guys go for almost anything.

by Anonymousreply 707/12/2021

Rule no 1: No rimming

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by Anonymousreply 807/12/2021

You do know that the person who made the video, created this thread

To try to drive more traffic to his youtube channel

Nothing wrong with that

by Anonymousreply 907/12/2021

How do you know, r9? Wouldn't he post somewhere more influential...with perhaps a younger crowd than us?

by Anonymousreply 1007/12/2021

He’s been in my recs every day recently.

by Anonymousreply 1107/12/2021

He's got gorgeous hair.

There one for beginners cruising! Well I never in all my life....

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by Anonymousreply 1207/12/2021

Patrick Marano was once the gay porn star Eddie Stone

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by Anonymousreply 1307/12/2021

Any cock pics Patrick/OP?

by Anonymousreply 1407/12/2021

yeah ... we don't need any "itching" for human contact.

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by Anonymousreply 1507/12/2021

I liked Eddie Stone better before he fucked up his face with Botox.

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by Anonymousreply 1607/12/2021

R4, the bathhouses are literally for anyone and everyone with a penis.

But, keep your expectations in check. You may score some hot trade (moreso than if you went on Grindr), but you also may be ignored entirely. Even if you're ignored, you at least get to steam, shower, jacuzzi and look at porn, and be around only men for a few hours.

by Anonymousreply 1707/13/2021

How to be a whore. Like the DL needs an instruction video for that!

by Anonymousreply 1807/13/2021

I love it when beautiful people give normal people sex advice.

by Anonymousreply 1907/13/2021

So, which one does Bette Midler perform at?

by Anonymousreply 2007/13/2021

The Continental Baths

by Anonymousreply 2107/13/2021

You’re goddamn right about being around men for a few hours, R17. I do appreciate that.

by Anonymousreply 2207/13/2021

I prefer abs because you don’t really have to interact with that person other than fucking.

by Anonymousreply 2307/13/2021

I have been there a few times. Unless you are into anal with strangers, you won't get much action.

I found it quite gross to have anal in public place.

by Anonymousreply 2407/13/2021

One guy I was fucking in a crummy private room turned blue on poppers . I crept my ass out and went back to fondling my peen in the porn room.

by Anonymousreply 2507/13/2021

He didn’t pass, to be clear.

by Anonymousreply 2607/13/2021

Pass what? The smell test? Gas? 'Go' and collect $200? A counterfeit $100 bill?

by Anonymousreply 2707/13/2021

[quote] I found it quite gross to have anal in public place.

MARY!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2807/14/2021

[quote]Unless you are into anal with strangers, you won't get much action.

a fallacy. I've never had anal in a bathhouse, and I've been to bathhouses around the world, and I've always gotten laid.

by Anonymousreply 2907/14/2021

R24 has never gotten anal in his life.

by Anonymousreply 3007/14/2021

Is Patrick/Eddie poz?

by Anonymousreply 3107/14/2021

Oh, sure he is. He’s the most positive person I know. He even out-sunshines me!

by Anonymousreply 3207/14/2021

Hurry and go visit one before they start letting in the girls.

by Anonymousreply 3307/14/2021

^^ I believe they did that at Chicago's Man's Country during its final months.

by Anonymousreply 3407/14/2021

Does Patrick still talk through that stupid Ken doll?

by Anonymousreply 3507/14/2021

Here's more about his 2011 marriage that went astray in the Open Relationship video.

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by Anonymousreply 3607/14/2021

Bathhouses, really? What is this...1983?

by Anonymousreply 3707/14/2021

I love a sauna and I still go. Although I probably should be working on connecting with people properly, it does the trick.

by Anonymousreply 3807/14/2021

I love Patrick's hair, voice and eyes. Did not see the porn past coming...

by Anonymousreply 3907/15/2021

He has a seriously punchable face.

by Anonymousreply 4007/16/2021

All of his videos are about cruising now.

by Anonymousreply 4107/17/2021

The YouTube metrics have spoken r41

No one wants to listen to Patrick prattle on about self esteem and gay relationships

by Anonymousreply 4207/17/2021

About five years ago I was at West Side Club one night and a VERY hot guy was walking around - About 33 years old, 6ft 2in , White, Moderate Build , Straight looking and sounding and VERY good looking. At one point the HOT guy pointed a finger at someone and said - You've been following me around all night ( he wasn't too upset because he was smiling as he said this) his admirer said meekly and apologetically- I was just admiring your abs.

I felt bad for the non hot guy. He was stricken by the HOT guy's looks.

by Anonymousreply 43Last Wednesday at 8:09 PM

He's DEFINITELY got COCK SUCKING lips

by Anonymousreply 44Last Wednesday at 9:06 PM

Thanks, R43. That's a really engaging vignette.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Thursday at 1:36 PM

R4 no. Its kind of the opposite of internet cruising. Any kind of direct cruising - outside cruising, bar cruising, bathhouse and sex club cruising, means that a certain percentage of people are there TO FUCK, not to window shop. People make all kinds of adjustments in their brains and just fuck the best option of those available. The point is to fuck, not to go home untucked. Of course, fatties and over 50s - have a different experience. Everything within reason. But a pleasant average looking guy aged 18 to 49 will get some action.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Thursday at 1:52 PM

Patrick is still getting his waxed hole pounded by bathhouse randoms and anonymous guys so no Covid concerns there.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Thursday at 2:07 PM
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