Rocco Ritchie shows off new car

It looks like him...sort of.

vintage jaguar

Of course it’s vintage; that’s his aesthetic.

Looks gorgeous .

This looks a little....how you say?....posed? I'm a fan of the kid. He ditched M and I like his style. But there's been a weird PR push for him recently.

Lucky him. Beautiful car. Elegant. Perfectly reflects his esthetic.

Nah, that Jag is an old man's car. If Rocco wanted a cool vintage British aesthetic he should have gone the Aston Martin DB5 route

It's such hard work waiting for your monthly allotment to come in from your trust fund, OP.

I like the car, and it does indeed fit in with his whole try hard aesthetic.

He may have ditched M, R5, but certainly doesn't seem to have issues spending her money. Since he doesn't seem to have any visible means of supporting himself. Is he still in school?

M should cut him off, make him learn the value of a dollar. At least Lourdes is making an attempt at modeling, and having a career of her own.

OP sure does keep trying to make Rocco happen. Rocco should be afraid and wary, lest he wind up in a pit in OP's cellar.

Is he in school? I can't find any info on him other than he goes to lunch a lot. If he doesn't act or sing- why is anyone interested in him?

Jaguar Mark10: cool and stylish car. They are pretty rare, but not all that valuable. My husband has a 420 which looks similar, but is smaller. I am really starting to like this kid.

He’s gonna have a body like his Uncle Christopher in 10 years.

I looked up “corny” in the dictionary and found this picture

I love the car and the aesthetic. He's quirky and stylish.

He didn’t ditch Madonna. Why are her haters so fucking stuck on that? He had a tiff with her. His dad is loosy goosy with rules. Madonna was strict. Shocking that a teenage boy would run to the parent who let them drink and smoke.

The perfect backseat for Rocco to present hole in.

Pleated trousers are back?

[quote] Is he in school? I can't find any info on him other than he goes to lunch a lot. If he doesn't act or sing- why is anyone interested in him?

Yes - he goes to St. Martens in London which is a prestigious art school. It's where Alexander McQueen studied design and launched his first major collection that was purchased by Isabella Blow, setting his path to being a hugely iconic designer (and yes, a dead one DL). A lot of major artists have come out of this school and I hear Rocco is talented. At least he's not strutting around in a dress in insta.

R7 the reason he's gone for this Jaguar Mk10 is affordability - any Aston Martin would be 2-3 times the price or more, especially for a classic one. Jags start around 15-20 thousand pounds, Aston Martins a lot more especially a classic one. I think its a very classy choice on a budget

R17 that explains why he got a right hand drive one, since he's in London

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He has good taste.

He looks short and stubby.

#notrustfund

He's in Nicolas Fairford territory. It's all so contrived and pretentious.

[quote]r14 His dad is loosy goosy with rules. Madonna was strict. Shocking that a teenage boy would run to the parent who let them drink and smoke.

^Frau alert!

Man bad, woman good. She wasn't strict, she was a Nazi.

I wish Guy Ritchie was my dad.

Good for him. He'd give anything to be associated with Tintin rather than with her mother.

R18 He’s on a budget?!

@r18, "[R7] the reason he's gone for this Jaguar Mk10 is affordability..."

I hear his mother is worth a few bucks, the Aston Martin would make a lovely Christmas gift, hell, she could probably buy him Sean Connery as well

Does he have a very short torso? Is he very short? Can't work him out...he just seems thicc, without the sexy!

squatty bod like mommy who buys her boi ev thing he wants...

When boys are raised by single mothers who are micromanaging control freaks, they either become career criminals or risk-averse and fearful mother’s boys.

He looks like a Polish Chav. Op certainly has a type because I’ve seen at least 3 Rocco threads one DL and that’s at least two too many.

Out off all the nepotism crotch fruit, he’s the homeliest of the bunch. Even Pam Anderson produced a hotter son.

Rocco looks just like all of Madonna's brothers...

I'd be happy to explore what's behind those pleats.

I never got the Timothy Chalmet thing but this one I REALLY don’t get…

WTF?!! Won't someone just slap him back into 1952 already?

He’s wise to steer clear of the Mads-woman.

The OP's obsession with this young guy, and the OP's incessant threads and "beautiful man" comments are bordering on creepy at this point. OP, I don't care how old you are, but you seem to have an unhealthy obsession with this guy. He's not really a celebrity. He isn't really doing anything of note or that he's trying to promote. You're essentially stalking the Instagram account of a teenager. Knock it off.

Teenager? he's 21 next month, shut the fuck up!

Such a classic car; it really suits him, but on a quiet evening you can hear these rust.

He looks EXACTLY like Bud Bundy

R39 = the uncle troll

My cousin went to school with Rocco in Lycée Francais in NYC when they were freshman is high school. She said Rocco was the class clown, pretty normal, and actually got really good grades. He also can apparently break dance really well and would teach the other students his moves. There are less than 50 kids in a grade, so they all know each other really well.

hot men with big cocks fuk his young pussy?

[quote]He also can apparently break dance really well and would teach the other students his moves

Even I know that hasn't been a thing since 1985

Why does Rocco always dress like he's in a revival of Grease?

It's vintage. Just like Madonna (though the car has aged better).