Most overrated sex/nude scenes

Sharon Stones cunt flap in Basic Instinct.

Matthew Camp's GoGo Boy movie

Michael Douglas in Basic Instinct and Fatal Attraction.

Burt Reynolds in Cosmo

All of them. It's as if you've never seen a dick or ass before. And simply because it's attached to someone on screen, it's magical???

All the Nick Jonas gay and/or nude sex scenes. Any nudity was shot with minimal exposure and the gay sex scenes were tame and not hot. His PR played it all up big time but I was disappointed every time.

When I was a teen there was so much brouhaha over Miss Julie Andrew's tits. When I finally saw them years later, I didn't understand all the commotion.

It was because she was Mary Poppins/Maria in the eyes of many.

Halle Berry in Monster's Ball.

Joe Namath and Ann-Margret in C.C. and Company

R7, and that makeup and hairstyle make her look very masculine. Like a drag queen transitioning.

David Caruso's disgusting ginger ass in NYPD Blue.

Two love birds burning up the screen.

R13 is correct. Everything about that awful, tedious, pretentious POS was absurdly overhyped before its release. I am hard pressed to think of a less erotic movie.

R6: When he did that movie Careful What You Wish For, his PR came up with these over the top articles about fans hyperventilating over his sex scene. You could barely see anything.

Some of the least erotic scenes I've ever watched. Kidman was utterly beautiful but in this cold, clinical way. He in his little boxer shorts was as boring as Wonder bread.

I never thought those scenes were supposed to be erotic at all. They are supposed to be clinical and you're supposed to just observe what's going on between the two.

[quote]When I was a teen there was so much brouhaha over Miss Julie Andrew's tits. When I finally saw them years later, I didn't understand all the commotion.

R7 - I remember film "critic" Rex Reed said they looked like two empty wallets.

Blake Edwards later would use that line in Victor/Victoria, where Victoria states, "If I have to strap down my bosom for the next twenty years, they're going look like two empty wallets!"

The Playgirl layout for that guy that had a kid with that Palin girl. SO underwhelming.

Adam UGGO Driver shirtless in one of the Star Wars movies. Why the fuck were people hashtagging this bullshit?? Everything about this guy is overrated.

[quote] Miss Julie Andrew's tits

Oh, dear.

Wasn’t there some movie with Chris Pine in cold water in some period piece movie that everyone was all in a tizzy about, but then nothing really happened?

[quote] The Playgirl layout for that guy that had a kid with that Palin girl. SO underwhelming.

Stop trying to sound so detached from things you know. You sound like a septaugenarian pretending to be 19. It doesn't work.

Ben's obvious prosthetic cock in gone girl.

R23 Are you mentally ill? Time to block you, freak.

Thank you, r22. I remembered that exact PR piece promoting the full frontal but couldn’t remember what actor it was.

Kim Kardashian’s porn, it unfortunately sailed her and her entire family into being famous.

Jaye Davidson as Dil in The Crying Game. I saw it in college -- 1992. I didn't know what to expect, but I remember being underwhelmed after all the controversial press the film got leading up to its debut. Small dick on a shapeless body, meh.

I’ve never seen it but I imagine Last Tango in Paris would be disappointing. Would love to have seen Brando’s steamy sex scenes in his prime. 70s Marlon, not so much…

r20 Quite the child bearing hips to boot.

r28 Dick so small!

Dil's dick was not there to impress you with its size, but rather its existence

I'm surprised that movie hasn't been canceled yet.

9 1/2 Weeks is just a depressing movie. But i never really find it sexy when food is involved in sex scenes. Does anyone really want cold jelly on their chest??

R34 Isn’t the key element the blind fold and not knowing what’s coming or dripping on you?

Was';t Criss's big naked butt scene in Versace when he went into his friend's husband's gigantic closet and saw all of his shirts?

R35 yes, but food from the fridge ain't it lol

Patrick Warburton in The Civilization of Maxwell Bright. I mean there isn't any "there" there!

Walter Matthau in "Pete and Tillie."

Highly overrated.