Would you roll in the hay with this dude?

Why not? He's cute.

Is he a homo?

I'd suck the socks offa him in a minute.

nope

I like his chest and cock.

He'll do I guess, might end up a freak in bed.

Yup, looks fun

Even the doggy is saddened by his owner's grim bedroom decor.

Not bad. He's not bulked out, but has a normal fit body. I prefer that. I like the body hair.

I guess this is today's hairy nude nerd. I think its time for DLers to expand their horizons.

Here's yesterday's HNN:

He's a poor.

A poor with a nice dick, but a poop nonetheless.

I could definitely see myself enjoying getting down with him if I were available.

He's hot. Love his hot hairy chest.

He looks like a nice guy.

1 beer

Am I late to the game or do people like this have no friends or relatives who might see this? Or are they all besmirched with the same exhibitionist tendencies? What happens when this guy goes for a job interview? Tell me I'm missing something. Tell me I'm too overly concerned with appearances (or in this case...). I just don't get it.

No, OP, I would not go to bed with you.

PS: I like hairy, but you need to do a little manscaping.

Yep.

He'd be even better without the tat.

I get a feeling I’d have to all the work, just a vibe I’m getting from the picture. And he doesn’t look like he’s worth doing all the work.

R17: Mary!

R21, does he look lazy, vain despite the nerd presentation, potential pillow princess? As stated above, his decor looks dreary.

No. Absolutely not. There is nothing hot about that. He probably doesn't even shower properly.

Absolutely.

He looks a bit unkempt. He likely hasn’t cleaned his cat litterbox in days

Pass

Hell yes - very sexy

Yes, I love hot nerds!

R23, yes to all of that.

No she’s a poor

"What happens when this guy goes for a job interview?"

He'll get the job. A nice body is gold.

Hell yes, he’s wonderful.

That’s a great Twitter account, OP. Thanks for sharing.

Now I just need to know who *these guys* are…

Oh, duh. That was a reTweet. It’s Trent Ferris and a friend.

I prefer thicker cock/dickhead.

R15, of course he looks nice, but 'nice' isn't even remotely hot. Just SO ordinary.

Fuck YES!

Super-cute.

Exactly my type.

I LOVE guys with glasses.

Do his feet’s stink?

Sure. Why the fuck not? I might even let him fuck me in the ass.

R32 That’s Trent Ferris and his big-dicked beau, Sam Truitt. They used to be based out of Las Vegas and available for rent via rent men.com, perhaps they still are.

The dick is nice, but no. (I think the ass would be a disappointment.)

Can I just take his cock and leave the rest?

OP, darling, have you any thoughts on seeking help for your crippling sex addiction?

His body and smile are nice but his sloppy, stinky looking decor give me the creeps.

My bedroom looks like that, so we’d get along fine

Is there back hair? Dealbreaker for me.

I’d eat his ass.

Most definitely.

In a heartbeat!!!

Unfortunate tattoo . . .

Maybe

He could be my top-nerdy cute. If he is a bottom, no deal as I dislike hairy bottoms.

He would have to wear socks.

R38, why? Is that a turn-on or a dealbreaker?

His bedsheets are nasty and his whole self screams straight dude who probably dates Asians and thinks he's sooooo integrated. Nah, pass. Also, too young. Roommate says he doesn't look like a poor, just an IT specialist she used to date....they earn a lot, but their bedroom decor, imagination and sexual performance (even if they have hot bodies and work out) is depressing.

OH YEAH OP.

Hay is scratchy but if he douched his hole I would fuck him.

Sure. Sexy enough,nicely hairy, nice dick, nice dog (maybe), lives in a shithole but that's his problem.

Meh, he’s okay. It’s difficult to say without an ass shot.

My new screen saver!

I will cite this thread when one of you bitches has the nerve to question my tastes in men

nice hardwood floors

Dirty Room = Dirty Ass

then take him to the shower

[quote] Am I late to the game or do people like this have no friends or relatives who might see this? Or are they all besmirched with the same exhibitionist tendencies? What happens when this guy goes for a job interview? Tell me I'm missing something. Tell me I'm too overly concerned with appearances (or in this case...). I just don't get it.

🙄🙄🙄 It’s 2022, who doesn’t have nude pictures online? I’ve seen all of my co-workers and my boss naked.

As long as it works, IDC.

Fug, no. Cut, no.

R65, Nonsense, I can assure you no indecent picture of me existed on the filthy cyberspace.

OP this is a very attractive geek with big feets, a big dick, good natural bod, lots of hairs and a fun personality. Why would anyone NOT want that ??? + he's obviously a top

Those sheets look old and slimy.

I love how the fussy queens on here are complaining about the DÉCOR of his bedroom and the mess, and the sheets… as if that has anything to do with how he’s be as a fuck. If anything, it probably makes him hotter.

Give me a bedroom in a run-down shack with 1/8”-thick wood paneling on the walls, dirty laundry on the floor, and personal hygiene products lined up next to the TV, and I’ll choose that, and the well-hung, smelly dude who lives there, over some plucked, shaved, expensive-cologne-wearing, muscle-bound WeHo/Hell’s Kitchen priss-pot ANY DAY.

[quote] how he’s be as a fuck

*how HOT HE’D be as a fuck

R71 I'm with you 100%

[quote]Give me a bedroom in a run-down shack with 1/8”-thick wood paneling on the walls, dirty laundry on the floor, and personal hygiene products lined up next to the TV, and I’ll choose that, and the well-hung, smelly dude who lives there,

r71 some of us aren't as desperate and as much of a whore as you are. NEXT!

R74 = some plucked, shaved, expensive-cologne-wearing, muscle-bound WeHo/Hell’s Kitchen priss-pot

I'm down with R71 & R73. I don't even care if his feet smell.

I HOPE his feets smell

Do you hope his ass is unwashed and the sheets are crusted with old jizz?

OP these geeks with weirdz bdfs are HOT AF and FILTHY in bed, you know that, why do you even ask ? R78 I wouldn't go anywhere near his ass anyway, and I wouldn't mind the jizz crust on the sheets. If he requests some rimming, I could always ask him to wash first

r75 = crusty holed hoe!

Hell yes, glad to know this site isn’t totally overrun with prissy bitches.

Yes. But please put the dog in another room.

As long as he bathes and brushes/flosses regularly.

Yes and after I'd clean his room

No.

On the one hand, his hair pattern is meh on a body with little muscle tone. On the other hand, kudos to him for being comfortable in his body.

His bedroom decor can be overlooked. Cut or uncut is not important to me.

Only other poors make a point of calling out poors r12

[quote]some of us aren't as desperate and as much of a whore as you are. NEXT!

And some of us know a good, eager fuck while others only fuck on a 6th date after weeks of interrogation, a minefield of "deal-breakers" and a second meeting with his mother, this time at her summer house.

Carry on with your plans to "marry up," and the rest can carry on with getting down to some good dirty sex.

He looks like he might have eaten human flesh at some point.

yeah probably

he's not stunning but he's fit and sorta cute and that's not a bad hose

The payoff of warm spurts of manjuice from his rock-hard meat stick would make it worthwhile.

If it's you OP, yes you're super hot, share some more pictures

I can smell him through the photo. He needs to take a shower and scrub with Comet, then burn down that biohazard he calls his home. Hard pass.

^ wow you have ESP for noses

R71 totally nails it. Lol

In the 80s and 90s, Boomer females- either single or stuck with a stetile partner- were going to sperm banks and choosing donors who were tall with high IQs. Unfortunately, the facilities didn't test for autism spectrum.

These are the results.

He's fat

Hell, yes. He's hot and looks adorable too.

Nope

Who IS he ?

He looks...well...touched

Hard pass! Nope 👎

Cute. But he’d be hotter if he lost the glasses and styled his hair different. I think he’d still be a nice nerdy fuck anyway.

He looks woke and exhausting

He has a nice cock, but I'm getting "serial killer" vibes from this guy.