Kimberly Guilfoyle is a horny Eva Perón, humping the furniture and leaving pubic hairs on cans of Coke (probably)

Following the Nov. 3 election, Politico published a detailed autopsy of Trump’s loss to Joe Biden, which reported that Guilfoyle “underperformed” in her job as a top campaign fundraiser, and quoted senior campaign officials who called her “an H.R. nightmare.”

Gasp! A lack of professionalism?! In Trumpworld?!

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“Some donors were horrified by what they described as Guilfoyle’s lack of professionalism: She frequently joked about her sex life and at one fundraiser, offered a lap dance to the donor who gave the most money,” Politico wrote.

A month before the November election, Guilfoyle also was the subject of a New Yorker investigative story, which suggested she had to leave Fox News in the summer of 2018 because of sexual harassment allegations made by a former assistant.

The story furthermore described efforts by Guilfoyle to cover up the allegations, citing well-informed sources who said the network paid the former assistant up to $4 million to avoid a trial.

I remember being horrified at her dancing to “Gloria” while tRUMP watched the capital insurrection on a monitor.

Junior Mint videoed the scene. To me, that moment in time perfectly captured the tRUMP 4 year horror story.

Trump Sr. never liked Guilfoyle. That was in the gossip media when Junior started dating her.

Do men really find Gargoyle all that attractive? She always looks hard and cheap, plus she is pushing 50.

At Fox, she maintained a rolodex of dick pics she showed to other Fox personnel. Fox is a GQP propaganda network, but it isn't a porn films studio.

The Gargoyle is plastic surgery victim who happens to be a coke addled trollop. It shouldn't surprise any of us that she's perverted, and deeply disordered. Her behaviour towards other women was downright predatory.

She's such a slut, but a campy, enjoyable one. I loved the speech she gave at the RNC. Another crazy episode of the John Waters-esque Trump presidency. High camp!

R4 Guilfoyle is age 52.

She reminds me a LOT of Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos' mistress. Gorgeous when younger, now has obvious plastic surgery and they start looking "withered" after a certain age.

Hornier than me? What a SLUT!

She loves dancing Salsa.

Salsa, the dance preference of WHORES!

She’s one of many from Fox News responsible for News Corporation lining the pockets of dozens of former assistants and underlings with varying decimals of settlement money.

[quote]Her behaviour towards other women was downright predatory.

If she makes a move on my daddy Trump, I'll cut the bitch.

Boricua Hoochie Mama

It's going to be so satisfying to see all these rats rip each other apart. I'm itching for a real-life Theatre du Grand-Guignol experience.

She has a rolodex of cock? PLEASE don’t tell me Hannity or Tucker or O’Reilly is in it. Does she, Melania and Princess sit around the kitchen table reviewing and rating each pix?

I hope she writes a book after being kicked to the curb.

Does Tucker have a cock? He doesn't seem the type.

Trash. Damn trash.

You can tell she's one of those women that thinks they're being edgy and hot and "one of the boys" by talking about sex and eating whole bananas in front of guys - all to get their attention because she doesn't think deep down she has what it takes, otherwise. Low self-esteem. Add in her age and it's no longer cute, just disturbing and sad.

Mental illness. The Trump admin was riddled with it.

So weird that she started off married to Gavin Newsom.

Who knew the Trump Campaign was a shitshow?

I can understand why Daddy Trump dislikes her. She's brunette and WILLING. He prefers the opposite.

Tsk, tsk, Junior Mint.

She got fired from Fox News. There’s really not much else to say.

She and Kamala Harris both started out in the San Francisco DA’s office. One is now the Vice-President. And the other one is this whore.

R9 which one is she, right or left?

R17 it's her Dicktionary.

No one is going to adore or Christian Dior that tacky slut.

She was like this when she was married to/fucking Newsom. They were both coke fiends. She looked much better then than she does now, he always looked like a rich weasel, but god those two were massive cunts. My boyfriend and I would see them hoovering all around SF in the wee hours, doing their see and be seen thing. They are both massive turds.

Well, Eva Peron was also a tacky slut, and Christian Dior loved dressing her.

Dior dressed a number of royal women, and he was once asked who was his favorite to dress, and he said unhesitatingly, "Eva Peron."

[quote] Guilfoyle also shared how she called her boyfriend a “naughty boy” when she “let him out of his cage,”

So she has Donnie Jr, locked up in a chastity cage?

The chastity belt that Kimberly puts on Junior really doesn't have much to cover.

I

DO

NOT

WANT

TO

KNOW

ANYTHING

ABOUT

DONNIE JR'S

SEX LIFE,

FFS

She is one ugly scary looking beast.

THE BEST IS YET TO COOOOOOOOME!!!

I do, r34.

R30, oh tell all please! I was a mere baby then, but I had some worship of them.

I actually was a wee bit upset by her psychotic speech at the RNC. I've never watched her Fox BS so I had to explain to my partner it was like seeing my idealized childhood version of Jackie O overdose on Real Housewives of Mykonos- or some such nonsense. Break the spell.

Their sex game is her getting dressed up like the Varst Leddy, getting out the strap on, and nailing Jnr. Mint’s bunghole during a coke bender. She then barks at him to “Leave money on dresser on way out”

Jeff Bezos' skank can keep her mouth shut. Kimberly Gargoyle is a sloppy addict. They are totally unlike one another.

I wonder what Rupert Murdoch has to say about all these horrible people. Hopefully he's kept a diary or something that will come out if he ever dies.

Gavin and Jr are eskimo brothers. Poor Gavin.

She’s rubbing her snatch all over Eric Greitens now, since his wife dumped him. Jr. better be careful, she’s probably eyeing a replacement.

Why is she like Eva Peron, though? I eyeballed the article expecting to hear that she is taking over the reins of government or ascending to divinity or something. Any ideas?

R9

Now that Bezos and Lauren are getting it on, they both developed the same tiny right eye.

I guess you really do start to look like the one you're fucking.

I just learned on DL that Gargoyle is older than Melania. I thought Melania was well into her fifties, but she just turned fifty last year.

I doubt she has any pubes. She looks like an outdated old coke whore who is still doing a full wax on her cootch.

R46 WOW. I wonder how many times Daddy has slapped Jr for the cardinal sin of dating an older woman. Not enough, whatever the number

I'm insulted!

R48, I imagine those kids don't have healthy relationships with their partners. Just a shot in the dark.

tRump is mad at her for working for a candidate he doesn't endorse. He wants a kickback.

Does Junior enjoy pee pee sex like daddy?

What's more embarrassing for Sr? Jr dating this old bag or the hideous beast that Eric married?

Kimberly?

Oh, please, such an amateur limited to short dick.

One word.

WHORE

R53 - Do you think Sr has erased gummy Ivana from his memory?

I don’t like calling ladies whores, but she’s no lady. She looks like the word whore was created for her.

She's begun to look like a tarted up Comanche squaw.

LMAO at that description r58

I am no fan of Guilfoyle but considering Trump himself is married to a former porn actress, he has a lot of nerve.

R60, actress is pretty generous.

Kimberly is Eva Perontinitis.

She's still the best looking gargoyle in the Trump stable of women.

Junior's ex wife was better looking

I’m with R34, damn her to hell for making us think - even for a second - about Junior’s sex life.

Her increasingly public skankitude does nothing for Newsom’s reputation either.

R64 I was thinking that when I typed r63. But since she's an ex I figured she didn't count.

R65 She's definitely a social climber. And when she was with Newsom she hadn't withered into the leathery handbag she is now so perhaps she hadn't fully given herself to evil at that time.

r67 that makes her sound like Nadine in The Stand, next her hair will turn white

R68 will it end with her flinging herself from a highrise too?

She's been all over social media today. I'm curious if it has gotten back to Trump and how she's dealing with it with Junior.

I also bet Melania is laughing evilly.

OP I can't read the article even if I open it in an incognito window

[R71], you're welome >>>

Kimberly Guilfoyle’s position as one of Donald Trump’s most loyal insiders may be at risk, with the former president reportedly telling aides that he finds her “annoying” and suspects that she might be trying to profit off his name.

Trump’s reported aggravation with Guilfoyle, who is dating his oldest son, Donald Trump Jr., seems to center on her recent decision to go to work as a top campaign adviser for scandal-plagued former Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens, who is running for the U.S. Senate, reported Politico’s Playbook column.

A Trump insider told Politico’s Playbook: “Trump thinks Greitens is problematic, and that Kim is annoying.” The insider added, “He (Trump) said, ‘Why the (expletive) is she working for him?'”

But in a text to Playbook, Guilfoyle denied that she’s “on the outs” with Trump, calling such a notion “false.”

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Greitens resigned as governor in June 2018 amid allegations of sexual misconduct and blackmail after he allegedly had an affair with a hairdresser and performed sexual activities without her consent. The former Navy SEAL and his 2016 gubernatorial campaign also were investigated by the Missouri Ethics Commission for allegedly misreporting campaign funds and misuse of donor lists, although he personally was ultimately cleared of wrongdoing in that case. His campaign was fined $178,000 in one of the largest investigations conducted by the commission.

Multiple advisers told Playbook that Trump is concerned that Guilfoyle’s affiliation with Greitens’ campaign will make it seem like an endorsement from him. Playbook added that Trump’s most frequent complaint about people is the perception that they are profiting off his name.

The latest offender seems to be Guilfoyle, the former Fox News host and one-time first lady of San Francisco, who has become the MAGA world’s “own Eva Perón,” Playbook said. That moniker no doubt comes from the way that Guilfoyle, a former San Francisco prosecutor who was married to Gavin Newsom, fanatically yelled her way through her speech endorsing Trump at the 2020 Republican National Convention.

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After Guilfoyle joined Greitens campaign, the former president has become “increasingly short” with her, Playbook said.

One indication that Guilfoyle is “on the outs” with the former president is a Washington Examiner story, which suggested that Greitens only hired Guilfoyle for his campaign in a bid to get Trump’s endorsement.

In red-state Republican Senate primaries, Trump’s endorsement could be the key factor that voters consider when deciding whom to support, the Examiner said. But a Republican observer told the Examiner that Guilfoyle’s role in Greitens’ campaign should not be seen as a sign that he’ll get support from either Trump or Trump Jr.

Meanwhile, the Playbook report doesn’t address whether Trump’s reported annoyance with Guilfoyle also stems from the ongoing controversy about her conduct when she was a top fundraiser for Trump’s re-election campaign.

[cont. --- now here are the juicy bits concerning Jr's sex life, LOL]

Guilfoyle, a senior adviser for the campaign, enjoyed giving donors “an unwanted glimpse” into her personal life with Donald Trump Jr., saying that the president’s oldest son liked her to dress up as a sexy cheerleader, according to a new book, “Frankly, We Did Win This Election: The Inside Story of How Trump Lost,” by Wall Street Journal reporter Michael C. Bender.

Guilfoyle also shared how she called her boyfriend a “naughty boy” when she “let him out of his cage,” according to an excerpt of the book published by the Daily Mail.

Bender’s 432-page book, to be published July 13, offers the latest account of reports that Guilfoyle talked or acted in sexually suggestive ways at political events or in workplace settings. Sometimes her behavior made people uncomfortable, reports have said.

Following the Nov. 3 election, Politico published a detailed autopsy of Trump’s loss to Joe Biden, which reported that Guilfoyle “underperformed” in her job as a top campaign fundraiser, and quoted senior campaign officials who called her “an H.R. nightmare.”

“Some donors were horrified by what they described as Guilfoyle’s lack of professionalism: She frequently joked about her sex life and at one fundraiser, offered a lap dance to the donor who gave the most money,” Politico wrote.

A month before the November election, Guilfoyle also was the subject of a New Yorker investigative story, which suggested she had to leave Fox News in the summer of 2018 because of sexual harassment allegations made by a former assistant.

The story furthermore described efforts by Guilfoyle to cover up the allegations, citing well-informed sources who said the network paid the former assistant up to $4 million to avoid a trial.

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In another article it's being mentioned that Klassy Kimberly described Jr as "Braveheart meets honey badger".

WTF?!?

[quote] she had to leave Fox News in the summer of 2018 because of sexual harassment allegations made by a former assistant.

Wonder if the assistant was male or female?

I presume she has her Irish passport too?

[quote] Guilfoyle, a senior adviser for the campaign, enjoyed giving donors “an unwanted glimpse” into her personal life with Donald Trump Jr., saying that the president’s oldest son liked her to dress up as a sexy cheerleader

Ew! What about the pegging? Did she describe that? (We all know Jr likes that!)

[R77] Assistant was female

[quote]At Fox, she maintained a rolodex of dick pics she showed to other Fox personnel.

And the bitch never shared them with AMERICA?

She's not too keen on dangerous dog owners.

Tbh, I wouldn't put it past these two fuckwits to enjoy gross stuff like staging Barron (Jr) humping Melania (Kimby). They seem to be completely off the trolley.

[quote] Assistant was female

So she’s bisexual? Juicy! I hadn’t heard that.

I can see why Jr. likes her, every overgrown frat boy probably wants a nympho drug buddy, but girls like that are not discreet enough to be a political asset. At least Hoe Hicks, for all her hoeing, kept her mouth shut.

Do you think Klassy Kimberly Guilfool (or whatever her name is) has been trying to grab poor Barron by his virginal balls?

You too can look just like Kimberly Guilfoyle!

Think of what you'd have to do to be fired for sexual harassment from FOX NEWS.

My WHAT balls r85?

Oh my god at that r86 video. Lol.

Kimberly dresses as a 52 year old cheerleader?

Was she inspired by Miss Lindsey fourteen years ago?

I'm guessing she swallows.

She seems like the type who would not just only swallow, but spit into specimen jars and stick in a special fridge.

Why would a sleaze like Greitans want Gargoyle of all people as an advisor unless he thought he would get Junior and Senior's endorsements?

R94, you can fool his people all of the time.

Recall on Fox's The Five years ago (2015?), Guilfoyle spoke as if she had a huge crush on Ben Carson. The other panelists sat silent and gave her odd looks. She best stay away from Candy Carson.

When she first moved to NYC, she threw a party where she invited Bill Clinton, even though they allegedly hadn’t met. She was promoting herself big time in NY. She’s a star fucker, to say the least. She got knocked up by that socialite whose girlfriend allegedly read about it in the newspaper. They didn’t last long as a couple. Didn’t Roger Ailes, of all people, call her a whore? That’s what was reported at the time of her firing. And, yes, she was alleged to have slept with many at Fox, and did keep photos of the guys’ cocks that she hooked up with.

As for the reference to Kamala, don’t forget she hooked up with Willie Brown to get her start, and access to the political elite. Whoring, depending on how you play your cards/snatch, can sometimes get you ahead.

Greitens should lose on the basis of her as a campaign manager. But they seem to come from the same gutter. I feel sorry for her kid.

r97 Kamala dating a former politician for a year or two isn't the same as Guilfoyle's open legs decorating the bathrooms of every Fox News floor. I'm willing to give people the benefit of the doubt with just one, but when you make whoring a way of life, then you're a whore.

Remembering back in the day, I think she made a joke to a journalist on the record of the quality of the BJs she gave Gavin. Anyone else remember this?

Age 52? That ole poosie is dry, very loose, and far from pristine. Any old multi-millionaire/billionaire geezer or class A celebrity, is not marrying that money-status hungry ho. She will need to make-do with coke-head Junior.

At 52, she is menopausal and likely has lost much of her sex drive and natural vaginal lubrication.

So she's overcompensating with this hypersexual behavior.

R99 — I do remember that. Bragged that he had a big cock. Remember when she wore those black rimmed glasses during the dog mauling trial to make herself look smarter?

Kimbo moved to NYC to launch her TV career.

[Quote]Kamala dating a former politician for a year or two

She "dated" the elderly, blind user of a system politician, Willie Brown, who by then had become SF's mayor. She knew who to fuck for what. And it worked. I guess she's one of "those" alleged starfuckers. I wouldn't disagree.

Junior Mint sure isn't pleasing daddy with his aspirational concubine.

Has he ever pleased daddy?

Everything about her just screams CHEAP

Kimmy want smush smush

Any reaction to this in Trumplandia?

In other words folks, water is wet. You know what else is? Kimberly? How do you know we know? SHE TOLD US!

She was gorgeous when she was younger and now she just looks gross. I can’t believe Gavin married that creature.

One would expect she has an extensive collection of sex toys. Wonder which ones she uses on Junior?

[quote]Salsa, the dance preference of WHORES!

Funny you say that. Years ago the person renting the unit above me flooded her bathtub and it started coming into my unit from the ceiling vent right during a party. Went to bang on her door, she didn't answer. A guest at my party who lived across from that person said he can see into her unit and she looks like a prostitute. Lots of men coming and going, at all hours of the day and night. Saw her add in the mail room the next day, she's a salsa dancer /instructor. Apparently this involves filling the bath tub to the brim.

R109 he married her when she was gorgeous. She turned wizened and scary sometime after they divorced, and she fully embraced Republicanism.

r112 Whatever

As someone up thread said, waiting for Kimbo to give hands on experience to Baron for sexy times. Who better for these teachable moments of love between the sheets. Junior Mint could watch and direct.

My goodness, really, was Fox's Greg Gutfeld among Kimberly's rolodex pics?

How is she Eva if her beau ain’t running for shit?

Translated r113 "This fact is irrelevant because the point of my post was to bash Gavin Newsom, not Kimberly"

R116 he plans on it. He's done all the steps, including "writing" a book about his political views (his dad's).

Papa Trump wouldn't endorse Junior if he ran for any political office. tRump wants Junior to grovel to him relentlessly but forever hold back any approval and show no love to him. tRump maintains completr control of emotionally deprived Junior.

^complete

She supposedly was fucking the guy at Fox at the time his kid killed himself. There were rumors the kid found out. She allegedly was sharing his dick pics with others. Imagine what her office at Fox was like?! Do you think these guys were emotionally into her, or were into her because she was easy to get into? She knew how to climb the ladder to get what she wanted. Wonder what the Gettys, who bankrolled Newsom, think of her. She’s trash.

I’d even bet she did all the line cooks and wait staff at Plump Jack.

I assure you she has no dic pics of me. I run when that's coming near.

[quote]Do you think these guys were emotionally into her, or were into her because she was easy to get into?

The latter.

It's a Gavin thing- conquering his mountain.

The movie Bombshell depicted this tramp as running around Fox passing out tshirts with Team Roger (Ailes) and cheerleading for the sexual harassers. Knowing what we know now, I don't think that was embellished for the film. She probably got down and sucked Jabba's (Roger Ailes') cocklet every chance she got.

Yet the MAGA morons out in flyoverstan probably think she's a good Christian lady. These are really fucked up times.

She can probably suck three cocks at once...

The Right wing anti-trans trolls who litter this site should be attcking the Guilfoyle tranny. Not convincing as a woman at all.

Junior has a costume fetish.

He hasn't seen Miss Lindz as a French maid.

Junior, with Guilfoyle. signing books at Film Alley in Weatherford.

Does Junior read?

Thank god she's too old for more Trump spawn

That Kimberly bitch is badly built.

That giant mouth and teeth look like they could tear up a dick. Good thing Junior has a tiny mushroom cocklet like Daddy.

She used to say Roger Ailes was nice to her, and never harassed her when all that stuff about him came out. But he went for blonds and is said to have called her a Puerto Rican whore. Ailes also seemed to like the challenge of bedding women, where this one was too easy a catch. Do you think Jr likes to watch her have sex with other guys? Guys seem to go to her because she seems to be very sexually adventurous. But that’s how she got to where she is. He’ll marry someone else. She’s just a free ride for now.

Junior is doing politics & campaigns with his pooh bear, Kimberly.

Not Ivanka & Jared.

They say if a relationship is not working it's better to end it and move on so you can have a better life. This is not always true. I know a gay couple who both seemed relatively happy and kept each other in check until they broke up. They both went off the rails in different ways. One an alcoholic sex addict, one a money driven pretentious stock broker with a shallow boy toy/hair dresser. Neither of them are people I want to be around anymore. They didnt grow, they got worse as people. That's what happened to Gulfoyle. She left the best and her worst self came out for all to see.

Kimberly looks like the type to have a big very stinky pussy that she thinks is God’s gift to men. Like when she pulls off her thong all sorts of body odors, urine smell and sweary pussy fill the air. She is gross.

Jared and Ivanka keep their pussys smelling minty and fresh.

R135

Is that Pillsbury Dough wrapped around Ivanka's décolletage?

Jared looks very thin, even in a suit.

Doubt he is into Big Macs.

Baby seal fur, R138.

Ewww. That ole pussy has gotta be quite loose, and stinky with dry rot.

R135 I wonder if Ivanka used neck rings to get that neck length.

Does Kim's puss smell more like a rotten can of Starkist or an old bag of clams left out in the sun?

Kimberly pussy smell “like an old batch of collard greens” and some chitlans with ffried egg sulfer farts.

Haven't seen the "does her pussy stink" threads in a couple of years. Kimberly would be an excellent candidate for one. But this thread will suffice.

I’ll bet her pussy oozes a sludge so much so that she wears, tampons, a pad and borrows Depends from DJT.

“Jared has the freshest pussy of the bunch. I should know.”

Her twat smalls like a container of moldy cottage cheese that's been in the back of the fridge for a few years. And said cottage cheese is super lumpy, clotted, and full of fur. Much like Gargoyle's nasty snatch.

Trump will cut Junior off if he marries this gold digger.

She doesn't want to marry Junior. She's just using the Trump family until the next big thing comes along she can grift onto.

Vagina dentata

warning & ewwww

The Five on Fox

opps ^^^^^

R154 Eeeww...airing it out!

Those queefs have to be nauseating.

Kimberly is bi, right?

She did sexually harass a woman.

Gross. She thought she was being sexxy putting her peasant foot up on the desk. You jusr know this bitch has potent foot odor in addition to her rotting pussy.

[quote] Kimberly Guilfoyle is an even hornier Ivanka, having sex with her father and spouse on the same day but at different times.

Fixed.

She is insufferable.

Does her pussy stink? Here is one of her selfies, JR gave her Blue Waffle Disease, what do you think that smells like?

Has DJT grabbed her by the pussy, or did she offer it up to him early on?