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How many fucking times has Scarlett Johansson been married?

Four? Five?

by Anonymousreply 20August 19, 2021 4:34 PM

Sigh...try this link and figure it out.

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by Anonymousreply 1July 9, 2021 6:30 AM

This link.

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by Anonymousreply 2July 9, 2021 6:30 AM

Fuck it...just google it!

by Anonymousreply 3July 9, 2021 6:37 AM

She is divorced x 2 so she is now on her third marriage. She is no Liz Taylor.

by Anonymousreply 4July 9, 2021 6:41 AM

And yet I keep getting it. I guess being the current most bankable movie starlet AND one of the hottest actresses of my time really pays off. Too bad the same can't be said of you, Stephen.

by Anonymousreply 5July 9, 2021 6:44 AM

She’s only 36 what a slut

by Anonymousreply 6July 9, 2021 6:45 AM

I wanted to marry her but she aged out.

by Anonymousreply 7August 19, 2021 3:29 AM

R4

"Herman, I blew it all on Liz!"

by Anonymousreply 8August 19, 2021 3:35 AM

I forgot she was married to Ryan Reynolds.

by Anonymousreply 9August 19, 2021 3:39 AM

She’s not the most bankable. Definitely not with the lawsuit. If she did a rom com or drama it would bomb. She has issues.

by Anonymousreply 10August 19, 2021 3:51 AM

Just think of the beautiful babies she could have had with Ryan Reynolds, mixing their gorgeous genes together.........

by Anonymousreply 11August 19, 2021 3:54 AM

[quote] mixing their gorgeous genes together

Crossing their genes together to make cross-eyed mini-Ryan Reynolds.

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by Anonymousreply 12August 19, 2021 3:59 AM

Airhead Jennifer O’Neill was married 9 times, had some abortions, then became a Born Again Christian.

Scarlett has some catching up to do.

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by Anonymousreply 13August 19, 2021 4:03 AM

OP sounds alarmingly jealous. Poor, poor soul.

by Anonymousreply 14August 19, 2021 4:04 AM

3 marriages 2 nominations.

Your wedding total should never exceed your nomination count.

by Anonymousreply 15August 19, 2021 4:48 AM

Apparently Scarlet shat out another kid. Pity it was not a girl because she could depend on Woody to babysit.

I wonder if it a Syphilis baby?

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by Anonymousreply 16August 19, 2021 9:39 AM

Her marriages last about 3 years so prepare yourself husband no. 3 (whose name I can’t recall at the moment.)

by Anonymousreply 17August 19, 2021 3:27 PM

Why does one of the Datalounge OCD cases have a hate on for ScarJo? She seems harmless. Do you think you could have had Ryan Reynolds if not for her? Did you really really want Emily Blunt to be Black Widow? Are you the same one who hates Ann-Margret?

by Anonymousreply 18August 19, 2021 3:47 PM

Who cares?

All I know is that her back tattoo is almost as hideous as Ben Affleck’s, and that’s saying A LOT…

by Anonymousreply 19August 19, 2021 4:06 PM

[quote]Airhead Jennifer O’Neill was married 9 times, had some abortions, then became a Born Again Christian.

O'Neill sounds like a real prize.

A real fuck-up who now goes around telling teens not to have sex. She even managed to shoot herself by accident.

[quote]Detective Sgt. Thomas Rothwell was quoted as having said that O'Neill "didn't know much about guns."

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by Anonymousreply 20August 19, 2021 4:34 PM
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