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Louis CK is incredibly sexy

There, I said it. He's funny, hot and I love his voice.

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by Anonymousreply 91March 8, 2022 7:57 PM

I agree that he's funny but I don't know about hot. I enjoyed his show and I hope he can have a comeback. He was a pervert but he at least admitted to it and apologized.

by Anonymousreply 1July 9, 2021 5:19 AM

He's super funny!

by Anonymousreply 2July 9, 2021 5:20 AM

I never really "got" his humor, but I give him credit for investing in his own project (and failed). The scandal was especially sad and pathetic. Ruining your career by forcing women to watch you jerk off?

by Anonymousreply 3July 9, 2021 5:25 AM

I'd love to watch him jerk off.

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by Anonymousreply 4July 9, 2021 5:29 AM

His show was pretty funny as long as it didn't get sentimental, but he never was attractive to me, let alone incredibly sexy.

by Anonymousreply 5July 9, 2021 5:29 AM

He looks like my neighbor.

by Anonymousreply 6July 9, 2021 5:37 AM

He's the type of guy who has looked like he's 50 since he was 35. He's only 53 now!

by Anonymousreply 7July 9, 2021 5:40 AM

Fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 8July 9, 2021 5:41 AM

He was classmates with Matt Leblanc in high school. Whoa.

by Anonymousreply 9July 9, 2021 5:43 AM

Yes I'd like to fuck him!

by Anonymousreply 10July 9, 2021 5:43 AM

"Louis CK is incredibly sexy"

You got the incredible part right.

by Anonymousreply 11July 9, 2021 5:43 AM

He seems like he’d have matted buttcrack hair with smashed and smeary dingleberries.

by Anonymousreply 12July 9, 2021 5:48 AM

R12 - agreed. And a sour milk smell. And dirty toe nails.

by Anonymousreply 13July 9, 2021 5:50 AM

He is pretty funny. Comedians are frequently damaged people, at least the funny ones are.

He did this shitty thing and I think there’s no problem with him being put under a tarp for a while — in fact a while longer. But he is funny and I wouldn’t mind at all if he had a comeback. Just not now, still too soon. He’s vastly wealthy so he’s not desperate let’s just say.

by Anonymousreply 14July 9, 2021 5:50 AM

I never saw any appeal, because he’s fug and humorless. He looks creepy and dirty to me.

by Anonymousreply 15July 9, 2021 6:10 AM

r15, Watch his pedoesque movie that he pulled right after he got caught with his dick out.

by Anonymousreply 16July 9, 2021 6:20 AM

He looks like he stinks.

by Anonymousreply 17July 9, 2021 6:22 AM

He's a fucking dog and the posterboy for white supremacy and white fascism. I hope the fucker stays canceled but he probably won't.

by Anonymousreply 18July 9, 2021 6:51 AM

He’s half Mexican, born and raised there, and completely fluent in Spanish. Hard to believe he’s a white supremacist, but I’m not ready to discard that view completely yet, as very white people raised in brown communities can indeed develop a superiority stance.

by Anonymousreply 19July 9, 2021 7:27 AM

R19 Doesn't matter what "race" he is, if he looks white, he IS white.

by Anonymousreply 20July 9, 2021 7:31 AM

Sorry - need to correct myself. According to Wiki, he was born in DC but his family moved to Mexico when he was an infant. There he was raised, speaking exclusively Spanish, until age 7.

His Dad is half Mexican half Hungarian.

by Anonymousreply 21July 9, 2021 7:33 AM

R20 controversial but I sort of agree with you. It doesn't matter what a 23 and me test says, someone like say, Halsey will always have the social experience and treatment by society of a white person. So there is some truth to the social construct theory.

by Anonymousreply 22July 9, 2021 7:55 AM

People obsessed with race have the intellect of children and are mostly white people living in white areas without a diverse friend-group. Seriously. Race obsession is fucking weird!

by Anonymousreply 23July 9, 2021 9:11 AM

There are some extremely thirsty people on here. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 24July 9, 2021 9:19 AM

We have people like Alec and Hilaria Baldwin running amok but people like Louis being silenced. Fucking weird world.

by Anonymousreply 25July 9, 2021 9:22 AM

[quote] We have people like Alec and Hilaria Baldwin running amok but people like Louis being silenced. Fucking weird world.

What kind of world are you living in where Louis CK is the victim in all of this?

by Anonymousreply 26July 9, 2021 10:33 AM

R22 Yes, agreed. Mariah Carey is supposedly part black but she has always looked whiter than white to me, so she has never had any black credibility. The only black she has in her have been all her exes.

by Anonymousreply 27July 9, 2021 12:14 PM

He was one of those guys who came across as liberal and nice but the second something bad happened to him, he turned into a whiny complainer and went full right wing out of spite. I don't have any time in my day for people like that.

Just look at his fans, saying that Hilaria Baldwin pretending to be Spanish is worse than CK's serial sexual harassment of women and hard flip to the far right.

by Anonymousreply 28July 9, 2021 12:18 PM

He was everywhere and then he was nowhere and now he's completely forgotten

by Anonymousreply 29July 9, 2021 12:20 PM

I remember when Greg Giraldo died and they were showing other comics work as part of a tribute. The scene they showed for CK was his "comedy" where he was attacking and denigrating little kids, little girls specifically, saying they were all little worthless assholes. Shows how much of a woman-hater he is right there. I do believe that children should be seen and not heard but calling them all little assholes makes you an asshole of the highest order. What a fucking goof.

by Anonymousreply 30July 9, 2021 12:23 PM

I do not condone his bad behavior, nor do I think he's funny. However, any non-porn actor that is willing to show off his penis without fluffing (and especially without a prosthetic) gets points from me.

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by Anonymousreply 31July 9, 2021 12:23 PM

I was a film critic back when I Love You Daddy came out and got a screener of it before the scandals broke. It is undeniably messed up, all the women in the movie are screaming harridan shrew bitches while CK is a beaten-down victim, which totally undermines the movie's attempt to look at puritanism and exploitative relationships in Hollywood. Personally, I thought it was something CK did to try to mitigate the backlash he got for being in a Woody Allen movie.

by Anonymousreply 32July 9, 2021 12:24 PM

R32 Sounds a lot like 2 and a Half Men. The producers/writers of that shit were the biggest woman-haters in history. There wasn't one positive portrayal of a female. Their mother was basically Satan and written as pure evil. Rose the psychotic stalker was written as a major character. While Berta was funny, she was in reality a powerless servant. Not a surprise that supreme woman-hater Les Moonves was pushing that kind of anti-woman propaganda in everything back then as President of CBS. In Moonves' universe all women are Satans, sluts, bimbos, or complete morons.

by Anonymousreply 33July 9, 2021 12:34 PM

You know he thinks you're a "faggot joke" right?

by Anonymousreply 34July 9, 2021 1:11 PM

Oh ok r20, so so-called “passable” black folks are actually white. Got it.

by Anonymousreply 35July 9, 2021 1:52 PM

Lots of shrill lesbionics in the comments. You can tell the gays though by their statement “he’s not hot so he’s not funny,” lol.

by Anonymousreply 36July 9, 2021 1:54 PM

OP must be a frau. No self-respecting gay man would find him attractive in the least.

by Anonymousreply 37July 9, 2021 1:57 PM

Fat pig and not funny.

by Anonymousreply 38July 9, 2021 2:03 PM

A hard, hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 39July 9, 2021 2:09 PM

He stole that dentist bit from Seinfeld.

by Anonymousreply 40July 9, 2021 2:20 PM

[quote]The scene they showed for CK was his "comedy" where he was attacking and denigrating little kids, little girls specifically, saying they were all little worthless assholes. Shows how much of a woman-hater he is right there. I do believe that children should be seen and not heard but calling them all little assholes makes you an asshole of the highest order. What a fucking goof

His cancellation is a travesty!

by Anonymousreply 41July 9, 2021 2:28 PM

R9, and who would've thought Louie would be the sexy one at the same age?! I always thought Matt was hotter and hotter as he aged but once I saw him on the Friends reunion, he turned into a fat housewife.

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by Anonymousreply 42July 9, 2021 2:54 PM

R42 = Kurt Russell

by Anonymousreply 43July 9, 2021 3:05 PM

R35 Exactly. I agree with you. If "black" people look 100% white then they are white.

by Anonymousreply 44July 9, 2021 4:07 PM

He's always been a mixed bag for me - he's had some terrible funny, insightful bits about parenting and self-deprecating humor. Then he has just some really offensive crap - but he's bold enough to say it, and I have some respect for that.

For example, in one of his routines, he went on about gays and how he had such a knee-jerk homophobia. One comedy club owner in Boston was gay and he was discussing the owner with some other comics and he went into the typical straight-guy - Yeah, he's a fag - type of jokes. One of the comedians asked him - so what did the owner do to you?

Did he try to hit on you? No. Was he mean to you? No. Did he not book you? No - he gave me a lot of chances. The other comedian said - so, you're calling this guy a faggot and a piece of shit when all this guy did was befriend you and support your career? Wow - you're an asshole.

THIS is real talk and banter - and though it paints him in a really bad light - I guarantee you 95% of all straight men have said and done the same thing. It's brave to broadcast this - it makes him look bad for sure but it also makes a point. Straight men need that.

by Anonymousreply 45July 9, 2021 4:16 PM

Nobody cares about your feelings. I don't care if it's offensive. If I find it funny, I laugh.

by Anonymousreply 46July 9, 2021 6:07 PM

If he had been able to confine himself to sex with people who actually wanted him, there wouldn't have been a problem. But clearly it doesn't get him off unless he's grossing out the person he's jizzing on.

by Anonymousreply 47July 9, 2021 6:15 PM

Thank you, Donald Trump @R46. We were looking for responses from people whose IQ is above 70. BTW, how is Vairst Letty doing?

by Anonymousreply 48July 9, 2021 6:15 PM

I miss him so much.

by Anonymousreply 49July 9, 2021 6:18 PM

R46. And that's why nobody likes you, Mary.

by Anonymousreply 50July 9, 2021 6:19 PM

R33- it’s comedy for Christ sakes! Not philosophy, not life lessons. And Chuck Lorre made the choice to write about flawed people (female AND male) because it provides for better humor. Name one male character - or even guest performance for that matter - in that show who was written as ideal, flawless or saintly.

Didn’t think so.

by Anonymousreply 51July 12, 2021 11:56 AM

R51 Fuck off, apologist for scummy misogynists Charlie Sheen, Les Moonves, and Chuck Lorre. You suck.

by Anonymousreply 52July 12, 2021 11:58 AM

His career is over. He will never make a mainstream comeback. If he exists in the entertainment world at all, it’s in the dregs of the far right Trumpie world, a fate worse than death, of which he is well aware.

by Anonymousreply 53July 12, 2021 12:36 PM

R52, do you maintain the same animus about non-scummy misogynists?

Also, mixing Mr. Lorre with the others is absurd. It shows how the scum seems to be coming from inside your house.

by Anonymousreply 54July 12, 2021 1:00 PM

He WANTS to be humiliated, R31. That's his thing. He probably dipped it in ice water before the scene, negative-fluffing.

by Anonymousreply 55July 12, 2021 1:33 PM

He is not missed, hopefully making some room for the women whose careers he threatened to destroy if they said publicly what he did. He only confessed after he could no longer claim they were lying. He is a phony piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 56July 12, 2021 1:47 PM

OP- Louis CK.

by Anonymousreply 57July 12, 2021 2:09 PM

I think his show “Louie” was brilliant. What I’ve seen of his standup wasn’t particularly memorable, but there were so many things about “Louie” that I loved and still think about.

As a person, I don’t care for him.

by Anonymousreply 58July 12, 2021 2:28 PM

Everyone, male and female, in Two and a Half Men were stupid, corrupt and generally unpleasant people. Alan and Charlie were awful people. It was a dark comedy that seemed bent on shocking its audience. It's Chuck Lorre's formula.

by Anonymousreply 59July 12, 2021 3:02 PM

R51, but MTM showed that it was possible.

by Anonymousreply 60July 12, 2021 5:40 PM

R42 no, Fat Matt LeBlanc is the total debauched Italian uncle fantasy

by Anonymousreply 61July 12, 2021 5:44 PM

R54 I shouldn't really include Charlie Sheen in that group since he hated the horrible scripts Lorre came up with. He thought they were as stupid and brain dead as most people. He redeemed himself with Anger Management where the women weren't just fucking assholes like 2.5 Men. I have always hated Lorre as he loves to portray females in a horrible light. He wrote or co-wrote most of the misogynist crap that was 2.5 men.

by Anonymousreply 62July 12, 2021 9:25 PM

R59 Hating on men has always been acceptable going back who knows how long. I don't find that as objectionable as misogyny.

by Anonymousreply 63July 12, 2021 9:29 PM

Yes!

by Anonymousreply 64March 7, 2022 2:58 PM

He totally lacks the charm and handsomeness of John Barrowman.

You have to be forgivable, and not a balding comic to flash your dick to every Tom, Dick and Harry.

Team Barrowman.

by Anonymousreply 65March 7, 2022 3:01 PM

R64 What a worthless comment to bump a boring thread.

by Anonymousreply 66March 7, 2022 3:02 PM

Eh not that funny, but hideously ugly

by Anonymousreply 67March 7, 2022 3:02 PM

He makes me tired.

by Anonymousreply 68March 7, 2022 3:13 PM

OP is blind or Louis CK himself.

by Anonymousreply 69March 7, 2022 3:30 PM

He has always been sexy to me, but who am I to say. I also think Jason Alexander is sexy!

by Anonymousreply 70March 7, 2022 3:33 PM

Reports from some of his stand-up where phones were banned is that he was doing a lot of rightwing MAGA-type jokes. Has anyone seen his recent stuff to know if that's true or not?

by Anonymousreply 71March 7, 2022 3:33 PM

He’s repulsive physically and hates and is afraid of women because they think he’s a bald, ugly flamecrotch. That is somehow all womankind’s fault and not his and that is is whole act. Glad he’s canceled.

by Anonymousreply 72March 7, 2022 4:41 PM

Louis has been doing sold out shows quietly and consistently under the radar for two consecutive years. Tells you all you need to know.

by Anonymousreply 73March 7, 2022 4:48 PM

R72 You type bitter.

by Anonymousreply 74March 7, 2022 4:49 PM

Cut or uncut? Probably smelly either way.

by Anonymousreply 75March 7, 2022 7:12 PM

He'll never get back to his previous level of success. It would have been hard to sustain even if nothing happened.

He is still a successful comedian and makes lots of money. But his moment as the top dog of comedy has passed.

by Anonymousreply 76March 7, 2022 7:24 PM

I haven't found him funny or interesting. But sexy, yes.

by Anonymousreply 77March 7, 2022 7:28 PM

He'll never be allowed near anything mainstream. His career is pretty much limited to the MAGA comedy circuit.

by Anonymousreply 78March 7, 2022 7:53 PM

R78 Are you one of those half-wits that politicize and categorize everything a person does as Maga or Leftist?

by Anonymousreply 79March 7, 2022 8:35 PM

For the half-wit @R79: if it walks like a duck...

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by Anonymousreply 80March 7, 2022 9:17 PM

Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson are big fans of his now.

by Anonymousreply 81March 7, 2022 9:26 PM

r73 so he is the Trump Rally of comics?

by Anonymousreply 82March 7, 2022 9:39 PM

How Louis C.K. Tried to Fire Pete Davidson off of SNL

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by Anonymousreply 83March 8, 2022 1:23 AM

R83 that's an example of why Louis didn't really get much support from younger comedians. They admire his talent but he didn't treat them well. I read that he was trying to change his approach to them.

But it's something Louis acknowledged about himself. He's not unaware of his faults. He told a story about how he blocked Jimmy Fallon from getting a job because he was jealous that Fallon was younger and women found him attractive.

I don't think the original clip is still online but here is a piece of it.

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by Anonymousreply 84March 8, 2022 1:48 AM

"He was a pervert but he at least admitted to it and apologized."

He only admitted it when it became impossible to deny it. He had his manager threaten the women (stand up comedians) if they spoke out. He basically torpedoed their careers in a field that already is tough for women. He is a total piece of shit. I don't care if he comes back or not but I won't watch whatever he does. The latest pre scandal special he did wasn't very good. Had a creepy bit about child molesters.

by Anonymousreply 85March 8, 2022 2:54 PM

R83 And look at Pete. Hes a major contribution to comedy and thought. Hes traipsing around with Kim K for fuck sake.

by Anonymousreply 86March 8, 2022 5:30 PM

Calm down guys. Two things can be true at the same time (especially for gay men). Being incredibly sexy and being a total douchebag are not mutually exclusive. You can still find him sexy and wanna fuck him but want nothing to do with him afterwards. It's ok. Remember the Black Widow Spider kills her lover after they mate. Clearly, she understands this concept!

by Anonymousreply 87March 8, 2022 5:34 PM

Louis also lost some fans who truly believed that when he was joking about perverted stuff that he was just kidding. Which is weird because I thought he was fairly transparent about his leanings.

by Anonymousreply 88March 8, 2022 5:37 PM

He is a racist, misogynist douchebag! I would never pay to see his shows or buy anything he is selling, but if he presented hole, he might get fucked!

by Anonymousreply 89March 8, 2022 5:41 PM

"Being incredibly sexy and being a total douchebag are not mutually exclusive."

True, but while he is a douchebag, he also is extremely unfortunate looking .

by Anonymousreply 90March 8, 2022 7:55 PM

And sadly for him, the fugly set in before he even exited his 20s.

by Anonymousreply 91March 8, 2022 7:57 PM
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