Cocks by Country

Playful: Uruguay

According to "WorldPopulationReview" the countries with the largest erect penis length are:

Ecuador - 17.61 cm (6.93 inches) Cameroon - 16.67 cm (6.56 inches) Bolivia - 16.51 cm (6.5 inches) Sudan - 16.47 cm (6.48 inches) Haiti - 16.01 cm (6.3 inches) Senegal - 15.89 cm (6.26 inches) Gambia - 15.88 cm (6.25 inches) Netherlands - 15.87 cm (6.25 inches) Cuba - 15.87 cm (6.25 inches) Zambia - 15.78 cm (6.21 inches)

The countries with the smallest erect penis length are:

Cambodia - 10.04 cm (3.95 inches) Burma - 10.70 cm (4.21 inches) Taiwan - 10.78 cm (4.24 inches) Philippines - 10.85 cm (4.27 inches) Sri Lanka - 10.89 cm (4.29 inches) Hong Kong - 11.19 cm (4.41 inches) Bangladesh - 11.20 cm (4.41 inches) Thailand - 11.45 cm (4.51 inches) Vietnam - 11.47 cm (4.52 inches) Malaysia - 11.49 cm (4.52 inches)

Well then I'm booking my next trip to Ecuador, dammit.

Whoever says BBC is a myth is clearly wrong.

Pity Phnom Phen

I wonder why evolution decided East Asia should have the smallest cocks?

Hmmm...there was a map of world penis length published not long ago and it had Sudan, Venezuela and Colombia as the countries with the biggest cocks.

[quote] I wonder why evolution decided East Asia should have the smallest cocks?

I guess nature knew that white men would make them their bottom bitches.

I've noticed that Central and South American men (those with Native American Indian blood) have large, thick penises.

It was kind of surprising to me.

The average erect penis is 5.1 inches. Yeah, I know you think it's bigger, but it isn't. We all watch too much porn.

Brits and other Northern Europeans have the biggest cocks among white people.

R10, does that include Asians? Because of course they’re going to drag down the average. My dick is almost 8” long when erect, and the vast, vast, VAST majority of guys I’ve hooked up with (and I’ve hooked up with hundreds) have erections at least 6” long. 5.1” or smaller? GTFO

[Quote] Brits and other Northern Europeans have the biggest cocks among white people.

I must have met the wrong Brits during my many visits to the UK and Ireland.

Dutch : Thick

I didn’t know Bolivians had big dicks.

I’ve noticed that, very broadly speaking, it’s inversely related to IQ.

^ Ummmm. Asian men have some of the highest IQs so that's clearly wrong.

r16 = low IQ

The average American erect dick is 5.1 inches.

I’m guessing it’s Mexicans who are dragging the American average down, R18?

5.1” really, really doesn’t sound accurate.

OP you clearly mean the evil imperialist neighbors we have to our south who are brainwashed into claiming they are a separate independent country but we know we will still accept our small-penised brothers and celebrate a unified Chosun kingdom.

In our great land of DPR Korea, all the men have huge everything. Our noble, God leader, the divine one has a legendary manhood. At the age of five his manhood already stretched from Pyongyang to Seoul.

My lover is a big dongfull Korean bear.

R16 - big dick intelligence ?

UK cocks are not large unless they are immigrants.

Yeah 5.1 sounds about right in my experience. I'm a top so mostly these would be bottom dicks.

These threads always devolve into Bullshit. All countries have some big ones and some small ones.

R19 maybe you are dragging the average down. Good thing you are a total bottom.

"I’m guessing it’s Mexicans who are dragging the American average down, [R18]?"

No, it's the Irish with their little stumps.

Mexican guys are HUNG.

Trust me.

R2 Dutch Dick is the best - humongous and uncut

[quote] [R19] maybe you are dragging the average down. Good thing you are a total bottom.

My dick is almost 8” long and I’m mostly a top, but okay…?

R23, do you live in the UK?

[quote]I wonder why evolution decided East Asia should have the smallest cocks?

We're made out of different kinds of monkeys?

Hungary used to be the biggest in Europe. So i guess different studies say different things.

Unfortunately the researchers are never the ones taking the measurements.

World population review seems wrong, The study I saw - while it had Ecuador and Cameroon - had Venezuela at the top and Colombia in top 5-6. Much more accurate based on my experience - it shouldn’t include Netherlands or any European country.

Indians are the smallest, at just under two inches. Erect.

If it was self reporting then take off an inch or two.

Thread is USELESS without......

[quote]t shouldn’t include Netherlands or any European country.

LOL. You've had baaaad luck in life.

Personal experience, largest to smallest:

1. Black/White mixed American

2. Swedish

3. Mexican

4. Spanish

5. Italian

6. British

7. Swiss

8. Dutch

9. Danish

10. Colombian

11. Argentinian

12. Pakistani

13. Emirati

14. Indian

15. Russian

16. Korean

17. Vietnamese

18. Japanese

19. Taiwanese

20. Chinese

21. Turkish

Sample size varies for each, but no fewer than five for each. Obviously not a scientifically valid comparison.

Spanish guys are tiny compared to dutch guys so you must have been fucking some migrants.

Mexican guys have small dicks. This is not up for debate.

You've been with the wrong Mexicans, R40.

Average cocks look huge on guys who are 5’ 2” and 4’ 11”

R38 is quite the slut

Yes r41 he is a slut but r38 is putting his sluttery to scientific use for the benefit of man.

Most Australian men are hung.

Canadian guys, in my extensive Chaturbate research, usually have quite long dicks. Usually thick, too.

[quote] I didn’t know Bolivians had big dicks. [quote] Average cocks look huge on guys who are 5’ 2” and 4’ 11”

put together, Bolivians have an average adult male height of 5'4", and the 3rd largest cocks in the world. Sounds like a country of thigh slappers. One I would like to investigate.

You're a filthy whore R38.

But on the upside - at least you're a whore for research purposes. Nice work. Do you write it all down in a big notebook?

Thank you for not mentioning me.

R38 2. Swedish.

I would agree. Maybe not the largest, but thickest, straightest, most well-formed, with glans of perfection.

That sounds like an art band from the 1980s, r50 -- Gland of Perfection.

UK cocks get larger the higher north you go. IQs are higher in the south, and the men are a bit more compact. Rural UK definitely wins on size and quality.

Dutch: most reliably big. Tradeoff: too tall; tightwads; hideous cuisine; depressingly rational modern architecture mimicking depressingly rational national mentality; cities handed over to 3rd world (native dutch in Amsterdam almost extinct species).

R53 Dutch men are the tallest in the world and fucking masculine as fuck!

R53 reliably big, hell, that's a tradeoff I'll take.

[quote] Dutch men are the tallest in the world and fucking masculine as fuck!

With big thick muscular hands. I unfortunately have not sampled Dutch cock.

R56 if you can one day, do it! They are the best!

It's funny when Americans rock up to Amsterdam now expecting to find gay Amsterdam, and end up in a bar and wonder where the native Dutch are, and the action is. You have to tell them: 50 years too late mate!

French cocks are big. And the guys are horny sluts.

Those who have short cock also have short body, but their erect cocks are mostly rock hard.

American: scarred, deformed and mutilated.

Parisian men are filthy, flirty fuckers who are so horny their balls ache all the time.

R60 except that's bullshit because I'm only 170cm tall, and my cock isn't small. I even have bigger balls than some other bigger muscular guys.

R62 Congratulations! I'm 6' 3" with a 5" dick. Short guys seem to love fucking me.

R63 I feel awkward fucking a taller guy though, especially if the guy is semi-fit. Not because I wouldn't or don't absolutely love it, it's just I'm thinking in the back of my mind I'm not man enough being shorter.

This is a thread for the experienced whores.....

R10 I really don't care what country he comes from but unless he has a porn sized cock, I'm not interested.

I'd love to understand the methodology, I'm sure Shane, from World Population Review travelled around the world with a tape measure, porn and a bottle of lube. I wonder if he's hiring.

World Population Review 340 S Lemon Ave Walnut, CA 91789 United States

shane@worldpopulationreview.com

R45 has proven this has devolved into a total fantasy

Are you Australian retard with good experience with Australian men R68!?? I am, and yes they are motherfucker. Australian men ranked high on hung cock size, around German men.

Quebecois are fun but a bit smelly.

6’ tall, 6” cock, 60 years old. 666 - I maybe the devil.

R69 are you an idiot?

Was it self report (always fiction) or medical measurements?

How many were in the sample?

As someone who lived there for two years I confirm some are big and some are very, very small.

R72 That goes for every country you idiot. But they tally the statistics based on the reporting of numbers for each consecutive country. Don't you know anything about research and statistics fucker? Clearly not, as you are a typical obese ignorant American.

R72 For you American cuntface. See link below. Australian men ranked pretty high. Much higher than your overrated laughing stock USA.

I won’t generalize but the cocks that turned me on the most were from a Dutch guy, a French waiter, a middle aged Englishman, a Thai cub, and a German in a bathhouse.

Yes R75. Because those countries rank high anyway for cock size. See link above.

It wasn’t just their size r76. It was their proportions, thickness, smell, shape of cockheads, curve, and the way fit in my holes. To list a few.

Dear dumber than dirt at R73 I am not American and not obese.

Self reporting is always fiction.

Aren’t we bigger anyway?

[quote] I feel awkward fucking a taller guy though

No dude, just own it. Nothing hotter than being used by a sexy short top.

Asian dick is the best all purpose size.

You are a whore, R38

[quote] Asian dick is the best all purpose size.

Um, no.

No it is not.

[quote] I've noticed that Central and South American men (those with Native American Indian blood) have large, thick penises.

That's absurd. Native Americans come from Asians, the mallest dicks in the world. I've been with a lot of guys who have Native roots (Colombians, Mexicans, Salvadoreans, etc.) and I have never encountered a really huge dick. Black men are without question the best endowed group in the world. I do agree about Northern Europeans, though. Those Dutch and German boys are a miracle of nature.

Yes, I am a whore.

^ smallest

[quote]Australian men

Same as English essentially.

Mexican guys have the best dicks.

THREAD CLOSED!

R87 Latin men have the best tasting cum loads, thick and sweet.

That's because they drink a lot of orange Crush.

R89 Ha, I'd have thought Mexican Squirt. Oddly they seem averse to eating cum themselves. A macho thing.

R90 I have had many Mexican men swallow my spunk.

R91 I envy you. My observation based solely on porn.

R91 That's because your jizm tastes like Orange Crush.

Hillbilly cum tastes like a mix of Mountain Dew and Meth.

What about arab men?

Not scientific at all as based purely on personal experience, I have to go with Brazil. Not only do they always seem to have big, thick and heavy cocks, they are nicely curved and well-shaped. The pinnacle of cocks IMO.

I beg to differ regarding Indian men. There’s a great deal of South Asian and Middle Eastern men with huge Cocks.

One example I can think of off the top of my head is Freddie Mercury. His cock was hung and quite impressive for his overall size.

There are many others as well.

All this to say there are massive and small cocks in all countries.

PS But have you seen Freddie’s dick through his clothes. Just saying.. lol 😂

R97 you are quite right.

Size queens love to fantasize and because they found one in one country they equate that country with big dicks. I have lived in Rome, The Dominican Republic, Berlin and London. And I have traveled extensively. From locker rooms to sex I have seen a number and all countries have a mix of both.

R97 do you think that Middle Eastern is the same as Indian? That's what your first sentence comes across as.

Do you see any lesbian talked about breast size by country? Or which race have the tightest vulva?

There is a reason why every civilization and cultures consider male homosexuality as a menace and destructive as proven by this thread

Seriously R100, discussion of dick size is universal, amongst straight men and women and everyone in between. If you have a problem with discussion of dicks on a gay website, chances are you're a cunt. Off you fuck!

R99 To some extent yes. They all share Arabic roots. It’s just that they’re religious beliefs skews somewhat different. If that makes sense.

I’ve been studying Freddie’s background for a while now so I can attest to his Arabic background.

[quote] One example I can think of off the top of my head is Freddie Mercury. His cock was hung and quite impressive for his overall size.

A cock is not “hung.” A *man with a big cock* is considered “hung”.

I’ve noticed this problem (and it is one of literacy) among a lot of young people online lately. Boasting about their “hung cock”. Oy vey.

Minute: Ireland

Canadians, particularly French Canadians, are often overlooked, but in my experience, they are larger than similarly built American men.

French Canadians are also *so* veiny compared to other cocks I've seen and experienced from men with other backgrounds.