Movie: Shepherd, The Story of a Jewish Dog

Who wants to see a poor animal circumcised, and gassed? Sick.

Is it a happy story? Does it kill Palestinian cats, seize their land, then whine endlessly about how oppressed it is?

Does he have a Bark Mitzvah? Hi

Is there a black BLM activist who tortures animals as the villain?

Looking so forward to Benedict: The Roman Catholic Dog, who fathers endless litters and refuses to be spayed. Go Benedict!

Good news: Tammy: The Scientologist Dog has been greenlighted.

The Elevator Pitch: Tammy has successfully managed to hide her rabies...until the fateful day she jumps on a couch. Mayhem ensues!

The sequel:

Dog of Peace: The Story of a Muslim pit bull.

May, the Presbyterian Yorkie. It’s just two hours of her sitting on a sofa.

is he a guard dog at Auschwitz, biting prisoners that step off the train?

Oh, it’s real.

No one is going to see this shit

I know someone who did. While it sounds terrible, she told me it was a good movie and they handled the topic with sensitivity.

The Jewish Film Fest in my city will most likely show it this year--and it will be SOLD OUT.

I’d rather have seen a good biopic about Rin Tin Tin, who was found with his mother and four litter mates, eyes not even open yet, in a bombed out German kennel in France during WWI.

His whine is worse than his bark.

[quote] Frames the Holocaust Through a Dog’s Eyes

Fuck: could anything be more ripe for satire, or a fucking insult to the dead? Finklestein is right: the Holocaust has become a theme park billion dollar industry.

Next up: the Holocaust framed through the eyes of a goldfish on Himmler’s desk.

Datalounge does not like Jews so I can only imagine this thread getting grayed out soon.

omg I was kidding about him being a guard dog in a concentration camp but that shit’s ACTUALLY in the movie

I love how datalounge calls this movie “shit”.

I do not call this movie shit, r19.

R3

Don’t most Shepherds need to put down before reaching the age of 13 due to hip dysplasia issues? I don’t think many of them make it to their Bark Mitzvah?

Is this like that Kristy MacNichol film White Dog, where the dog has some fucked up issues?

We go with either 13 months, r21, or shortly before 2 years, i.e., 13 in dog years.

The dog circumcision must be a real bitch.

I’m so sick of “Jews were so heroic during WW2” movies.

If they were, why did 6 million die?

I can't believe you actually wrote that, R25. You need to call up Marjorie Taylor-Greene and see if she has any job openings in her office. Asswipe.

Anglican corgis would never indulge in such tastelessness

why isn't the dog wearing his yarmulke?

is there a special mohel to mutilate dog dicks, or can the ones who do humans do it?

"Cute" Holocaust/WWII movie? Gross.

so he was a Good German Shepherd?

[quote] "Cute" Holocaust/WWII movie? Gross.

[quote] "Cute" Holocaust/WWII movie? Gross. jojo

we did it first

Was he God’s chosen dog?

Who are you calling a dog?! FU!

Is the dog Hasidic or Orthodox? Does he grow payot on the side of his head?

was the dog "religious" Jewish, or only "culturally" Jewish? did he keep kosher? go to temple only twice a year?

Die in a holocaust, R2, and I fucking mean it.

I just came in to thread to say, "Does it involve the Holocaust" and, sure enough, it does!

How is a dog Jewish?

OMG! I just realized my cat will be thirteen next June. Only 11 months to plan her Meow Mitzvah? Can it be done?

Can I clone him?