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Father Mike Schmitz - Hot or Not

He certainly hit the genetic lottery

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by Anonymousreply 127February 26, 2023 5:50 AM

I want to see him naked in the locker room showers.

by Anonymousreply 1July 8, 2021 5:39 AM

Makes me think I’d like to reenact some scenes from The Thornbirds.

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by Anonymousreply 2July 8, 2021 5:51 AM

BDF

by Anonymousreply 3July 8, 2021 7:32 AM

- anyone else?

by Anonymousreply 4July 8, 2021 1:33 PM

He’s gorgeous

by Anonymousreply 5July 8, 2021 1:37 PM

Incredibly sexy.

by Anonymousreply 6July 8, 2021 1:38 PM

He's very patient.

by Anonymousreply 7July 8, 2021 1:42 PM

He's 46 years old and his Diocese is in Duluth, MN.

by Anonymousreply 8July 8, 2021 1:43 PM

Hot as fuck . . .

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by Anonymousreply 9July 8, 2021 1:50 PM

Handsome but not hot.

by Anonymousreply 10July 8, 2021 1:52 PM

Handsome and sweet - and also looks a bit dumb, my favorite type

by Anonymousreply 11July 8, 2021 1:56 PM

Ah, to be Catholic, 13 years old, and an altar boy in his church....

"I dropped the chalice, I think it rolled under your cassock. I'll go get it...."

by Anonymousreply 12July 8, 2021 1:57 PM

I'm sure his altar boys don't mind it at all.

by Anonymousreply 13July 8, 2021 2:04 PM

What's the Cliff Notes version of what he says at R9?

by Anonymousreply 14July 8, 2021 2:07 PM

I don't trust him. Something is disingenuous.

by Anonymousreply 15July 8, 2021 2:08 PM

Hot, but still believes we don’t have the right to be married or even fuck, so no.

by Anonymousreply 16July 8, 2021 2:11 PM

Major pussyhound. Big Bush supporter.

by Anonymousreply 17July 8, 2021 2:14 PM

R14

Says that people should take a holistic approach rather than focusing on the particular sin - get to know them as a person to show that you can for them Says that born this way undercut the doctrine of original sin That it’s basically a move from shame to pride in which you still identifying with the issue, instead of just experiencing it Talks about identifying with your experience or letting that experience define you - gives the example of saying I am angry vs I’m an angry person. He also gives the example of abuse The podcaster posed a counter argument where he pointed out that Father Michael’s examples were negative experiences. He then talks about gays who had positive experiences Fr. Michael says that there is a difference between freedom and relief relief is when you’re no longer living in shame which is different than true freedom Says that the Church never asked anyone to feel shameful, because of their same sex attraction The podcasters then points out that Father Michaels is using psycho babble when talking about relief vs freedom Father Michael says that it’s a great counterpoint He says that he wouldn’t argue about someone’s subjective experience and The podcaster then gives the analogous examples of coming out as an a atheist. He talks about how there would be people there to celebrate him. That he could just use the welcoming community’s sentiments to offset the disapproving ones. It would be relief but it wouldn’t be freedom.

This is the first half. I’ll give you the second half later. it seems like a very good and nuance discussion. I don’t have to agree with it.

by Anonymousreply 18July 8, 2021 3:03 PM

A Vatican puppet. Danger, Will Robinson. Danger, Will Robinson.

by Anonymousreply 19July 8, 2021 7:50 PM

Father Mike can hear my confession anytime.

by Anonymousreply 20July 8, 2021 10:04 PM

[quote] Handsome but not hot.

In what way is he NOT hot?

by Anonymousreply 21July 8, 2021 10:25 PM

[quote]In what way is he NOT hot?

Because in the end, he's a mouthpiece for a religion that has repulsive views, no matter what the current pope pretends.

Good looking, smooth talking, warm and personable - like the stories of satan, he fools people into believing his religion is not that bad.

by Anonymousreply 22July 8, 2021 10:30 PM

R22, Can you honestly say you would turn him down if the opportunity arose?

by Anonymousreply 23July 8, 2021 10:33 PM

R18 has never read Cliff Notes.

by Anonymousreply 24July 8, 2021 11:01 PM

r18 stfu and way too long to read.

by Anonymousreply 25July 8, 2021 11:07 PM

R22, haven’t you ever fucked someone without getting to know their personality or what they do for a living? I got the impression the OP wanted us to just look at his picture and decide if he’s hot or not—and not ask him what he does for a living and what his various personal philosophies are before we embark on a long term relationship with him. Jeez

by Anonymousreply 26July 8, 2021 11:14 PM

I'd lift his cassock, no problem.

by Anonymousreply 27July 8, 2021 11:23 PM

I know priests can't get married, but is there anything prohibition against donating his sperm? You don't want genes like that going to waste!

by Anonymousreply 28July 8, 2021 11:52 PM

Right, R28, but what if his genes are all patriarchal and oppressive and religious?

by Anonymousreply 29July 8, 2021 11:54 PM

[quote]I know priests can't get married, but is there anything prohibition against donating his sperm

Isn't masturbation a sin according to catholics - something about spilling the seed into dust or some such nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 30July 8, 2021 11:55 PM

[quote]Hot, but still believes we don’t have the right to be married or even fuck, so no.

He needs to be canceled, good-looking or not.

by Anonymousreply 31July 9, 2021 12:00 AM

Wasn’t “Mike Schmitz” the name of the Jenny Jones killer?

by Anonymousreply 32July 9, 2021 12:36 AM

Link to his only fans?

by Anonymousreply 33July 9, 2021 12:46 AM

Couldn't watch that video -- People are born gay. Sorry, no amount of biblical theology is going to change that for me, we are who we are on this Earth. He's very handsome, but he gives me a vibe that he'd want a handjob instead of confession. And that's probably not a bad thing.

by Anonymousreply 34July 9, 2021 1:03 AM

I would definitely let him lecture me about the Bible as foreplay if that’s what he wanted. As long as I got to taste that meat stick after it.

by Anonymousreply 35July 9, 2021 1:11 AM

[quote]Wasn’t “Mike Schmitz” the name of the Jenny Jones killer?

Jenny Jones was murdered?

by Anonymousreply 36July 9, 2021 1:14 AM

R14

Even shorter he says same-sex relationships are fine but draws the line at "genital touching." So gays must remain platonic.

He suggests being gay is another aspect of identity politics which he opposes because it leads people to define themselves narrowly and against other people. The Aussie host then says "this is how we get communism!"

In response to the criticism that the Church is asking too much of gays by demanding they remain celibate, he says the Church asks all its followers to refrain from sinful actions.

by Anonymousreply 37July 9, 2021 1:37 AM

He loves the sinners, but he hates the sin.

Sound familiar?

by Anonymousreply 38July 9, 2021 1:54 AM

[quote]In response to the criticism that the Church is asking too much of gays by demanding they remain celibate, he says the Church asks all its followers to refrain from sinful actions.

He sounds dreary. Next!

by Anonymousreply 39July 9, 2021 1:57 AM

Irish heritage likely Black Irish from Cork by his looks.

by Anonymousreply 40July 9, 2021 2:05 AM

He can molest me any time!

However, does he still look like op's pic?

If I remember correctly, people were posting his videos and pictures on here at least 10 years ago. The same photos as op's.

I think he doesn't look like that any more.

by Anonymousreply 41July 9, 2021 2:08 AM

Hiding behind religion. Worse than the closet.

by Anonymousreply 42July 9, 2021 2:13 AM

Rat poison in his soup

by Anonymousreply 43July 9, 2021 2:14 AM

[quote]Rat poison in his soup.

I thought it was Skinny and Sweet.

by Anonymousreply 44July 9, 2021 2:23 AM

Love the beard.

He must get so much PUSSY!

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by Anonymousreply 45July 9, 2021 2:27 AM

Please try again, R45. Dead link.

by Anonymousreply 46July 9, 2021 2:28 AM

I'll bet he has banged everyone in this photo.

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by Anonymousreply 47July 9, 2021 2:28 AM

Significant less hot in that photo at R47.

by Anonymousreply 48July 9, 2021 2:29 AM

Maybe this one might work, R46.

Apparently, Datalounge doesn't allow links from certain news outlets.

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by Anonymousreply 49July 9, 2021 2:30 AM

Much better at R49. Thank you. He’s gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 50July 9, 2021 2:31 AM

I've watched a number of his videos. He revealed that he has a gay brother. I sense that he's very conflicted about this matter regarding homosexuality. He loves and accepts his brother, but still maintains the Church's stance on homosexuality.

by Anonymousreply 51July 9, 2021 6:30 AM

Maybe he's conflicted because he's gay too, R51.

Have you ever considered that?

by Anonymousreply 52July 9, 2021 6:44 AM

I'd prefer his semen rather than his sermon.

by Anonymousreply 53July 9, 2021 8:09 AM

MARK MY WORDS: something BAD is gonna come out about this mofo sooner or later. Not sure if he's a kiddie diddler, alcoholic, embezzler with a mistress, or what - but, in this day and age, in a first world country, a hot straight man (with nothing to hide) absolutely does NOT become a priest.

by Anonymousreply 54July 9, 2021 8:35 AM

His vocation story. Seem he almost got married but received the "calling" instead.

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by Anonymousreply 55July 9, 2021 9:49 AM

R54 - BINGO!!!

by Anonymousreply 56July 9, 2021 10:09 AM

I have a couple of gay friends who are devout Catholics and very involved in their church. Sure, it’s in the most liberal part of town, but it’s still a Catholic Church. I just don’t get it. There are so many churches that now welcome and accept gays. If you want that church experience, why go to one that essentially doesn’t accept everything about you?

by Anonymousreply 57July 9, 2021 12:27 PM

The hottest priest I’ve seen was Father Jonathan Morris. He used to be on Fox News from time to time. I believe he’s left the priesthood now.

by Anonymousreply 58July 9, 2021 12:59 PM

I have a few sacraments that Father Mike can give me.

by Anonymousreply 59July 9, 2021 1:00 PM

Fuck him and his “love the sinner” bullshit. The existence of gay people predates any bullshit religion or god. We’re here because nature put us here.

by Anonymousreply 60July 9, 2021 1:04 PM

[quote]I would definitely let him lecture me about the Bible as foreplay if that’s what he wanted. As long as I got to taste that meat stick after it.

Lusting after a priest who thinks you're damaged goods heading straight to hell? Yep, I'm definitely on DL.

by Anonymousreply 61July 9, 2021 4:39 PM

He’s a very handsome man. But he’s a priest, so…

by Anonymousreply 62July 9, 2021 4:43 PM

I don’t care what he thinks of me, I just want to use him for my own sexual gratification. It’s subversive. The joke’s on him… and you!

by Anonymousreply 63July 9, 2021 4:47 PM

So what?

by Anonymousreply 64July 9, 2021 4:48 PM

He must Jack off five times a day. Then he cries.

by Anonymousreply 65July 9, 2021 4:55 PM

And probably makes communion wafers with his jizz, R65, so his precious man-seed isn’t wasted.

by Anonymousreply 66July 9, 2021 4:57 PM

Pictures of his gay brother, please. TIA!

by Anonymousreply 67July 9, 2021 5:07 PM

R37

[quote]Even shorter he says same-sex relationships are fine but draws the line at "genital touching." So gays must remain platonic.

Fuck that noise

Yeah he's hot, but full of shit

by Anonymousreply 68July 9, 2021 5:19 PM

[quote] He must Jack off five times a day. Then he cries.

Father Mike can shoot his guilty load down my throat, and then I'll comfort him afterwards.

by Anonymousreply 69July 9, 2021 6:14 PM

I only have the visuals to go by...but he seems totally phony--the Nice Priest from Central Casting.

by Anonymousreply 70July 9, 2021 8:17 PM

Jon Hamm would play him in the made-for-TV movie.

by Anonymousreply 71July 9, 2021 9:27 PM

YES, R71!!!

They really do look alike.

Although, there's not much of a story to tell about "Father Mike."

Yet.

by Anonymousreply 72July 9, 2021 9:28 PM

He could be Cardinal de Bricassart if they ever redo Thorn Birds.

by Anonymousreply 73July 10, 2021 1:20 PM

^ Or Cardinal de Break-his-ass.

by Anonymousreply 74July 10, 2021 1:36 PM

Yes, OP he's hot as fuck.

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by Anonymousreply 75July 10, 2021 9:12 PM

r51 & r52 I hope that's not is only brother or his poor parents may not every get those sexy genes passed down to another generation unless the gay brother does artificial insemination.

by Anonymousreply 76July 10, 2021 9:15 PM

He'd make a good Ralph de Bricassart in a gay version of "The Thornbirds".

by Anonymousreply 77July 11, 2021 12:59 AM

Is he fairly good-looking? Yes. Is he a motherfucking bigoted piece of shit who should be called out, debated and humiliated? Absolutely yes!

He compares being gay to having a choice that you act upon or not. He compares being gay to faults or character flaws such as having the choice to be a good person or having the choice to steal or not. So in his mind, just being gay is a life choice. And then acting upon it is some sort of fault or character flaw that you should simply decide not to choose. Easy, right? Bigoted and discriminatory? Absolutely yes! This asshole hasn't even caught up to facts of the latter part of the 20th century never mind being nearly a quarter of the way through the 21st century.

Father Mike: Stick your harmful, hurtful, untrue and outdated views up your ass.

by Anonymousreply 78July 11, 2021 1:14 AM

R77, see R73

by Anonymousreply 79July 11, 2021 5:14 PM

[quote]He could be Cardinal de Bricassart if they ever redo Thorn Birds.

Except that he's an actual priest, not an actor who plays one on TV.

by Anonymousreply 80July 11, 2021 5:17 PM

I like to get inside his confession box.

by Anonymousreply 81July 11, 2021 5:43 PM

I haven’t seen Father Mike in a while [i mean online, obviously I don’t know him personally], so this recent video is rather alarming: he seems to have aged quite a bit, over this horrible Covid period.

Take good care of your self, dear Father

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by Anonymousreply 82March 23, 2022 2:57 AM

Here’s the vid:

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by Anonymousreply 83March 23, 2022 2:58 AM

R18. I appreciate your nuanced precis.

Everyone else seems so eager to cast the first stone.

by Anonymousreply 84March 23, 2022 3:03 AM

Father Huge Cock

by Anonymousreply 85March 23, 2022 3:10 AM

Call no man father for you have but One Father Who is in heaven.

- Yesua, as quoted in the NT

by Anonymousreply 86March 23, 2022 3:14 AM

Just found this thread. I have been noticing Father Mike on Youtube.

I think he looks like Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs. He also makes me wonder what would make a handsome sexy man go into the priesthood. Call me shallow, I guess, but I don't get it. If I looked like that, I would be fucking as much as possible, not declaring a life of celibacy.

There is a another Youtuber in a similar situation -- Father Casey, who started out as Brother Casey. He is a younger man, very handsome, and seemingly just as judgmental and ill informed about gay relationships. Supposedly he had a girlfriend before he got "the call."

I guess they are asexual? Or deeply closeted gay?

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by Anonymousreply 87March 23, 2022 3:15 AM

He is handsome for sure, but he has crazy eyes, like something is not all right in his head. Also doesn't he have an openly gay brother who no longer speaks to him?

by Anonymousreply 88March 23, 2022 3:15 AM

R83 He looks good for a white guy pushing 50.

by Anonymousreply 89March 23, 2022 3:23 AM

Fr. Mike Schmitz will go the way of Fr. John Corapi (former)…

by Anonymousreply 90March 23, 2022 3:26 AM

I can see him being a fun, freaky fuck who cries after he cums and tells you to GTFO.

by Anonymousreply 91March 23, 2022 3:37 AM

OMG i didn’t realize that he’s only 47

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by Anonymousreply 92March 23, 2022 3:40 AM

Maybe the good Father should bring back the beard, that would cover up a lot of sins no I mean flaws

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by Anonymousreply 93March 23, 2022 3:42 AM

[quote]Fr. Mike Schmitz will go the way of Fr. John Corapi (former)…

Or David Stone (Fr. Francis Mary), who was defrocked for getting an EWTN employee pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 94March 23, 2022 3:50 AM

Could he be the first AMERICAN Pope?

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by Anonymousreply 95March 23, 2022 10:08 PM

R93, Based on the thickness of his beard, he's got to be sporting some major pubes.

by Anonymousreply 96March 23, 2022 10:59 PM

God ain’t your Grandma!

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by Anonymousreply 97March 24, 2022 4:00 PM

[quote]What's the Cliff Notes version of what he says at [R9]?

That it's CliffsNotes.

by Anonymousreply 98March 24, 2022 4:10 PM

Father Mike talks about The SLAP

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by Anonymousreply 99April 2, 2022 5:17 AM

^^ The longer YouTube version

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by Anonymousreply 100April 2, 2022 5:18 AM

R100 OMG he’s fugly and looks like shit for his age!

by Anonymousreply 101April 2, 2022 5:22 AM

R101: yes, he seems to have aged a lot over a relatively short period of time.

I wonder why

by Anonymousreply 102April 2, 2022 5:33 AM

[quote] I have a couple of gay friends who are devout Catholics and very involved in their church. Sure, it’s in the most liberal part of town, but it’s still a Catholic Church. I just don’t get it. There are so many churches that now welcome and accept gays. If you want that church experience, why go to one that essentially doesn’t accept everything about you?

Some Catholic parishes are ok with gays. But, like you said it's still the Catholic Church. I have a lesbian friend whose was raised Catholic, but later started attending an Episcopalian church because she wanted a church experience. At one point, she had a girlfriend who also came from a Catholic background and her girlfriend attended a Methodist church that was open to gay and lesbian members.

by Anonymousreply 103April 2, 2022 5:40 AM

R100 Faaark... R101 is right. Aged like milk. Going downhill faster than an 18 wheeler truck thats lost its brakes

by Anonymousreply 104April 2, 2022 11:34 AM

R101 and R104 are fucking HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH and think Timotay Calumet’s HOTTTTT.

Retards.

by Anonymousreply 105April 2, 2022 12:57 PM

I would gladly confess my basic human sins to Father Mike, I like talking to attractive people, even if we do not agree, I'd closely scrutinize his every masculine detail, his male beauty, his every flaw, I bet he smells good, and I'd be interested in having hot sinful sex with him too, I bet he'd be a sexual tiger unleashed. Yum. :-)

by Anonymousreply 106April 2, 2022 1:32 PM

He's handsome and has a.pleasant smile.

by Anonymousreply 107April 2, 2022 1:45 PM

I think he looks good for a white man pushing 50.

by Anonymousreply 108April 2, 2022 4:11 PM

He's Father Rod!

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by Anonymousreply 109April 2, 2022 11:51 PM

R205: even Timmy can and does appreciate a real man Lolz

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by Anonymousreply 110April 3, 2022 6:38 AM

^ Sorry that’s for r105

by Anonymousreply 111April 3, 2022 6:39 AM

Popular and quite handsome former priest often appeared on TV Jonathan Morris quit the priesthood and marry an Asian woman. ( a red flag for DLers )

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by Anonymousreply 112April 3, 2022 7:48 AM

^ White boy former priest married to an Asian gal?! Red Flags galore!

by Anonymousreply 113April 3, 2022 8:39 AM

Jonathan and child

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by Anonymousreply 114April 3, 2022 8:44 AM

As seen on CBS News last night.

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by Anonymousreply 115April 3, 2022 11:10 AM

Fuck this guy. I have read some of his shit. He seems to get a free pass from a lot of gays because he's nice and polite and handsome, and doesn't spout terrible vulgarities about homosexuals. But he's just as insidious as them all, spreading his religious bullshit about why being gay is wrong.

by Anonymousreply 116April 3, 2022 1:56 PM

R116 Yeah he's handsome but as others have said, he has crazy eyes & yes, he's totally one of those "love the sinner not the sin" bullshitters. Apparently he has a gay younger brother, I'd love to know what that relationship is like. He's also apparently gets pissed if people don't refer to him as Father.

by Anonymousreply 117April 4, 2022 4:00 PM

He should keep the facial hair. Conceals some of the aging but the underlying harmony of his features is still evident.

by Anonymousreply 118April 4, 2022 4:14 PM

Father Mike vs. Marky Mark Wahlberg

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by Anonymousreply 119April 21, 2022 2:32 PM

would LOVE LOVE to see him masturbating and his "orgasm face"!... and then have some twink diddle his hole and conquer his prostate with a dildo pleasure and see him react to that!....

on a sidenote: Lately, i've been feeling bad going to catholic fish fries (i'm a no longer practicing catholic for decades now) because somehow I feel that with my money buying their fish i'm contributing to this church and religion that I disdain. Am I reading too much into all of this?...

by Anonymousreply 120April 21, 2022 2:38 PM

Hard HARD pass. I'll stick with gay guys. And I'll stick to lusting after guys who believe we have a right to exist.

by Anonymousreply 121April 21, 2022 2:40 PM

I’m his YouTube videos, he talks so damned fast. I would swear he is coked up. Or adderal. Or something.

by Anonymousreply 122July 26, 2022 2:02 PM

He’s a famous priest for some reason? Never heard of him.

by Anonymousreply 123July 26, 2022 2:34 PM

Fuck this jerkoff.

by Anonymousreply 124July 26, 2022 10:38 PM

In the recent Father Mike thread who got shut down prematurely, someone mentioned Father Casey

At first I didn’t get the excitement

Then I happened upon this

Oh Father

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by Anonymousreply 125February 26, 2023 1:00 AM

Oh honey, you know he's diddling 12 year old boys right?

by Anonymousreply 126February 26, 2023 1:30 AM

R126: which one? Father Mike or Father Casey?

by Anonymousreply 127February 26, 2023 5:50 AM
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