He certainly hit the genetic lottery
I want to see him naked in the locker room showers.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 8, 2021 5:39 AM |
Makes me think I’d like to reenact some scenes from The Thornbirds.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 8, 2021 5:51 AM |
BDF
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 8, 2021 7:32 AM |
- anyone else?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 8, 2021 1:33 PM |
He’s gorgeous
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 8, 2021 1:37 PM |
Incredibly sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 8, 2021 1:38 PM |
He's very patient.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 8, 2021 1:42 PM |
He's 46 years old and his Diocese is in Duluth, MN.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 8, 2021 1:43 PM |
Handsome but not hot.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 8, 2021 1:52 PM |
Handsome and sweet - and also looks a bit dumb, my favorite type
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 8, 2021 1:56 PM |
Ah, to be Catholic, 13 years old, and an altar boy in his church....
"I dropped the chalice, I think it rolled under your cassock. I'll go get it...."
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 8, 2021 1:57 PM |
I'm sure his altar boys don't mind it at all.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 8, 2021 2:04 PM |
What's the Cliff Notes version of what he says at R9?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 8, 2021 2:07 PM |
I don't trust him. Something is disingenuous.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 8, 2021 2:08 PM |
Hot, but still believes we don’t have the right to be married or even fuck, so no.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 8, 2021 2:11 PM |
Major pussyhound. Big Bush supporter.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 8, 2021 2:14 PM |
R14
Says that people should take a holistic approach rather than focusing on the particular sin - get to know them as a person to show that you can for them Says that born this way undercut the doctrine of original sin That it’s basically a move from shame to pride in which you still identifying with the issue, instead of just experiencing it Talks about identifying with your experience or letting that experience define you - gives the example of saying I am angry vs I’m an angry person. He also gives the example of abuse The podcaster posed a counter argument where he pointed out that Father Michael’s examples were negative experiences. He then talks about gays who had positive experiences Fr. Michael says that there is a difference between freedom and relief relief is when you’re no longer living in shame which is different than true freedom Says that the Church never asked anyone to feel shameful, because of their same sex attraction The podcasters then points out that Father Michaels is using psycho babble when talking about relief vs freedom Father Michael says that it’s a great counterpoint He says that he wouldn’t argue about someone’s subjective experience and The podcaster then gives the analogous examples of coming out as an a atheist. He talks about how there would be people there to celebrate him. That he could just use the welcoming community’s sentiments to offset the disapproving ones. It would be relief but it wouldn’t be freedom.
This is the first half. I’ll give you the second half later. it seems like a very good and nuance discussion. I don’t have to agree with it.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 8, 2021 3:03 PM |
A Vatican puppet. Danger, Will Robinson. Danger, Will Robinson.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 8, 2021 7:50 PM |
Father Mike can hear my confession anytime.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 8, 2021 10:04 PM |
[quote] Handsome but not hot.
In what way is he NOT hot?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 8, 2021 10:25 PM |
[quote]In what way is he NOT hot?
Because in the end, he's a mouthpiece for a religion that has repulsive views, no matter what the current pope pretends.
Good looking, smooth talking, warm and personable - like the stories of satan, he fools people into believing his religion is not that bad.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 8, 2021 10:30 PM |
R22, Can you honestly say you would turn him down if the opportunity arose?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 8, 2021 10:33 PM |
R18 has never read Cliff Notes.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 8, 2021 11:01 PM |
r18 stfu and way too long to read.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 8, 2021 11:07 PM |
R22, haven’t you ever fucked someone without getting to know their personality or what they do for a living? I got the impression the OP wanted us to just look at his picture and decide if he’s hot or not—and not ask him what he does for a living and what his various personal philosophies are before we embark on a long term relationship with him. Jeez
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 8, 2021 11:14 PM |
I'd lift his cassock, no problem.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 8, 2021 11:23 PM |
I know priests can't get married, but is there anything prohibition against donating his sperm? You don't want genes like that going to waste!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 8, 2021 11:52 PM |
Right, R28, but what if his genes are all patriarchal and oppressive and religious?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 8, 2021 11:54 PM |
[quote]I know priests can't get married, but is there anything prohibition against donating his sperm
Isn't masturbation a sin according to catholics - something about spilling the seed into dust or some such nonsense.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 8, 2021 11:55 PM |
[quote]Hot, but still believes we don’t have the right to be married or even fuck, so no.
He needs to be canceled, good-looking or not.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 9, 2021 12:00 AM |
Wasn’t “Mike Schmitz” the name of the Jenny Jones killer?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 9, 2021 12:36 AM |
Link to his only fans?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 9, 2021 12:46 AM |
Couldn't watch that video -- People are born gay. Sorry, no amount of biblical theology is going to change that for me, we are who we are on this Earth. He's very handsome, but he gives me a vibe that he'd want a handjob instead of confession. And that's probably not a bad thing.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 9, 2021 1:03 AM |
I would definitely let him lecture me about the Bible as foreplay if that’s what he wanted. As long as I got to taste that meat stick after it.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 9, 2021 1:11 AM |
[quote]Wasn’t “Mike Schmitz” the name of the Jenny Jones killer?
Jenny Jones was murdered?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 9, 2021 1:14 AM |
R14
Even shorter he says same-sex relationships are fine but draws the line at "genital touching." So gays must remain platonic.
He suggests being gay is another aspect of identity politics which he opposes because it leads people to define themselves narrowly and against other people. The Aussie host then says "this is how we get communism!"
In response to the criticism that the Church is asking too much of gays by demanding they remain celibate, he says the Church asks all its followers to refrain from sinful actions.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 9, 2021 1:37 AM |
He loves the sinners, but he hates the sin.
Sound familiar?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 9, 2021 1:54 AM |
[quote]In response to the criticism that the Church is asking too much of gays by demanding they remain celibate, he says the Church asks all its followers to refrain from sinful actions.
He sounds dreary. Next!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 9, 2021 1:57 AM |
Irish heritage likely Black Irish from Cork by his looks.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 9, 2021 2:05 AM |
He can molest me any time!
However, does he still look like op's pic?
If I remember correctly, people were posting his videos and pictures on here at least 10 years ago. The same photos as op's.
I think he doesn't look like that any more.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 9, 2021 2:08 AM |
Hiding behind religion. Worse than the closet.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 9, 2021 2:13 AM |
Rat poison in his soup
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 9, 2021 2:14 AM |
[quote]Rat poison in his soup.
I thought it was Skinny and Sweet.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 9, 2021 2:23 AM |
Please try again, R45. Dead link.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 9, 2021 2:28 AM |
Significant less hot in that photo at R47.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 9, 2021 2:29 AM |
Maybe this one might work, R46.
Apparently, Datalounge doesn't allow links from certain news outlets.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 9, 2021 2:30 AM |
Much better at R49. Thank you. He’s gorgeous.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 9, 2021 2:31 AM |
I've watched a number of his videos. He revealed that he has a gay brother. I sense that he's very conflicted about this matter regarding homosexuality. He loves and accepts his brother, but still maintains the Church's stance on homosexuality.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 9, 2021 6:30 AM |
Maybe he's conflicted because he's gay too, R51.
Have you ever considered that?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 9, 2021 6:44 AM |
I'd prefer his semen rather than his sermon.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 9, 2021 8:09 AM |
MARK MY WORDS: something BAD is gonna come out about this mofo sooner or later. Not sure if he's a kiddie diddler, alcoholic, embezzler with a mistress, or what - but, in this day and age, in a first world country, a hot straight man (with nothing to hide) absolutely does NOT become a priest.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 9, 2021 8:35 AM |
His vocation story. Seem he almost got married but received the "calling" instead.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 9, 2021 9:49 AM |
R54 - BINGO!!!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 9, 2021 10:09 AM |
I have a couple of gay friends who are devout Catholics and very involved in their church. Sure, it’s in the most liberal part of town, but it’s still a Catholic Church. I just don’t get it. There are so many churches that now welcome and accept gays. If you want that church experience, why go to one that essentially doesn’t accept everything about you?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 9, 2021 12:27 PM |
The hottest priest I’ve seen was Father Jonathan Morris. He used to be on Fox News from time to time. I believe he’s left the priesthood now.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | July 9, 2021 12:59 PM |
I have a few sacraments that Father Mike can give me.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 9, 2021 1:00 PM |
Fuck him and his “love the sinner” bullshit. The existence of gay people predates any bullshit religion or god. We’re here because nature put us here.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 9, 2021 1:04 PM |
[quote]I would definitely let him lecture me about the Bible as foreplay if that’s what he wanted. As long as I got to taste that meat stick after it.
Lusting after a priest who thinks you're damaged goods heading straight to hell? Yep, I'm definitely on DL.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 9, 2021 4:39 PM |
He’s a very handsome man. But he’s a priest, so…
by Anonymous | reply 62 | July 9, 2021 4:43 PM |
I don’t care what he thinks of me, I just want to use him for my own sexual gratification. It’s subversive. The joke’s on him… and you!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | July 9, 2021 4:47 PM |
So what?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 9, 2021 4:48 PM |
He must Jack off five times a day. Then he cries.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 9, 2021 4:55 PM |
And probably makes communion wafers with his jizz, R65, so his precious man-seed isn’t wasted.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 9, 2021 4:57 PM |
Pictures of his gay brother, please. TIA!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 9, 2021 5:07 PM |
R37
[quote]Even shorter he says same-sex relationships are fine but draws the line at "genital touching." So gays must remain platonic.
Fuck that noise
Yeah he's hot, but full of shit
by Anonymous | reply 68 | July 9, 2021 5:19 PM |
[quote] He must Jack off five times a day. Then he cries.
Father Mike can shoot his guilty load down my throat, and then I'll comfort him afterwards.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 9, 2021 6:14 PM |
I only have the visuals to go by...but he seems totally phony--the Nice Priest from Central Casting.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 9, 2021 8:17 PM |
Jon Hamm would play him in the made-for-TV movie.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 9, 2021 9:27 PM |
YES, R71!!!
They really do look alike.
Although, there's not much of a story to tell about "Father Mike."
Yet.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 9, 2021 9:28 PM |
He could be Cardinal de Bricassart if they ever redo Thorn Birds.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 10, 2021 1:20 PM |
^ Or Cardinal de Break-his-ass.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 10, 2021 1:36 PM |
r51 & r52 I hope that's not is only brother or his poor parents may not every get those sexy genes passed down to another generation unless the gay brother does artificial insemination.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | July 10, 2021 9:15 PM |
He'd make a good Ralph de Bricassart in a gay version of "The Thornbirds".
by Anonymous | reply 77 | July 11, 2021 12:59 AM |
Is he fairly good-looking? Yes. Is he a motherfucking bigoted piece of shit who should be called out, debated and humiliated? Absolutely yes!
He compares being gay to having a choice that you act upon or not. He compares being gay to faults or character flaws such as having the choice to be a good person or having the choice to steal or not. So in his mind, just being gay is a life choice. And then acting upon it is some sort of fault or character flaw that you should simply decide not to choose. Easy, right? Bigoted and discriminatory? Absolutely yes! This asshole hasn't even caught up to facts of the latter part of the 20th century never mind being nearly a quarter of the way through the 21st century.
Father Mike: Stick your harmful, hurtful, untrue and outdated views up your ass.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | July 11, 2021 1:14 AM |
R77, see R73
by Anonymous | reply 79 | July 11, 2021 5:14 PM |
[quote]He could be Cardinal de Bricassart if they ever redo Thorn Birds.
Except that he's an actual priest, not an actor who plays one on TV.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | July 11, 2021 5:17 PM |
I like to get inside his confession box.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | July 11, 2021 5:43 PM |
I haven’t seen Father Mike in a while [i mean online, obviously I don’t know him personally], so this recent video is rather alarming: he seems to have aged quite a bit, over this horrible Covid period.
Take good care of your self, dear Father
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 23, 2022 2:57 AM |
R18. I appreciate your nuanced precis.
Everyone else seems so eager to cast the first stone.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 23, 2022 3:03 AM |
Father Huge Cock
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 23, 2022 3:10 AM |
Call no man father for you have but One Father Who is in heaven.
- Yesua, as quoted in the NT
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 23, 2022 3:14 AM |
Just found this thread. I have been noticing Father Mike on Youtube.
I think he looks like Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs. He also makes me wonder what would make a handsome sexy man go into the priesthood. Call me shallow, I guess, but I don't get it. If I looked like that, I would be fucking as much as possible, not declaring a life of celibacy.
There is a another Youtuber in a similar situation -- Father Casey, who started out as Brother Casey. He is a younger man, very handsome, and seemingly just as judgmental and ill informed about gay relationships. Supposedly he had a girlfriend before he got "the call."
I guess they are asexual? Or deeply closeted gay?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 23, 2022 3:15 AM |
He is handsome for sure, but he has crazy eyes, like something is not all right in his head. Also doesn't he have an openly gay brother who no longer speaks to him?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 23, 2022 3:15 AM |
R83 He looks good for a white guy pushing 50.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 23, 2022 3:23 AM |
Fr. Mike Schmitz will go the way of Fr. John Corapi (former)…
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 23, 2022 3:26 AM |
I can see him being a fun, freaky fuck who cries after he cums and tells you to GTFO.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 23, 2022 3:37 AM |
Maybe the good Father should bring back the beard, that would cover up a lot of sins no I mean flaws
by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 23, 2022 3:42 AM |
[quote]Fr. Mike Schmitz will go the way of Fr. John Corapi (former)…
Or David Stone (Fr. Francis Mary), who was defrocked for getting an EWTN employee pregnant.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 23, 2022 3:50 AM |
R93, Based on the thickness of his beard, he's got to be sporting some major pubes.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 23, 2022 10:59 PM |
[quote]What's the Cliff Notes version of what he says at [R9]?
That it's CliffsNotes.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 24, 2022 4:10 PM |
R100 OMG he’s fugly and looks like shit for his age!
by Anonymous | reply 101 | April 2, 2022 5:22 AM |
R101: yes, he seems to have aged a lot over a relatively short period of time.
I wonder why
by Anonymous | reply 102 | April 2, 2022 5:33 AM |
[quote] I have a couple of gay friends who are devout Catholics and very involved in their church. Sure, it’s in the most liberal part of town, but it’s still a Catholic Church. I just don’t get it. There are so many churches that now welcome and accept gays. If you want that church experience, why go to one that essentially doesn’t accept everything about you?
Some Catholic parishes are ok with gays. But, like you said it's still the Catholic Church. I have a lesbian friend whose was raised Catholic, but later started attending an Episcopalian church because she wanted a church experience. At one point, she had a girlfriend who also came from a Catholic background and her girlfriend attended a Methodist church that was open to gay and lesbian members.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | April 2, 2022 5:40 AM |
R100 Faaark... R101 is right. Aged like milk. Going downhill faster than an 18 wheeler truck thats lost its brakes
by Anonymous | reply 104 | April 2, 2022 11:34 AM |
R101 and R104 are fucking HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH and think Timotay Calumet’s HOTTTTT.
Retards.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | April 2, 2022 12:57 PM |
I would gladly confess my basic human sins to Father Mike, I like talking to attractive people, even if we do not agree, I'd closely scrutinize his every masculine detail, his male beauty, his every flaw, I bet he smells good, and I'd be interested in having hot sinful sex with him too, I bet he'd be a sexual tiger unleashed. Yum. :-)
by Anonymous | reply 106 | April 2, 2022 1:32 PM |
He's handsome and has a.pleasant smile.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 2, 2022 1:45 PM |
I think he looks good for a white man pushing 50.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | April 2, 2022 4:11 PM |
R205: even Timmy can and does appreciate a real man Lolz
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 3, 2022 6:38 AM |
^ Sorry that’s for r105
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 3, 2022 6:39 AM |
Popular and quite handsome former priest often appeared on TV Jonathan Morris quit the priesthood and marry an Asian woman. ( a red flag for DLers )
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 3, 2022 7:48 AM |
^ White boy former priest married to an Asian gal?! Red Flags galore!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 3, 2022 8:39 AM |
Fuck this guy. I have read some of his shit. He seems to get a free pass from a lot of gays because he's nice and polite and handsome, and doesn't spout terrible vulgarities about homosexuals. But he's just as insidious as them all, spreading his religious bullshit about why being gay is wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | April 3, 2022 1:56 PM |
R116 Yeah he's handsome but as others have said, he has crazy eyes & yes, he's totally one of those "love the sinner not the sin" bullshitters. Apparently he has a gay younger brother, I'd love to know what that relationship is like. He's also apparently gets pissed if people don't refer to him as Father.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | April 4, 2022 4:00 PM |
He should keep the facial hair. Conceals some of the aging but the underlying harmony of his features is still evident.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | April 4, 2022 4:14 PM |
would LOVE LOVE to see him masturbating and his "orgasm face"!... and then have some twink diddle his hole and conquer his prostate with a dildo pleasure and see him react to that!....
on a sidenote: Lately, i've been feeling bad going to catholic fish fries (i'm a no longer practicing catholic for decades now) because somehow I feel that with my money buying their fish i'm contributing to this church and religion that I disdain. Am I reading too much into all of this?...
by Anonymous | reply 120 | April 21, 2022 2:38 PM |
Hard HARD pass. I'll stick with gay guys. And I'll stick to lusting after guys who believe we have a right to exist.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | April 21, 2022 2:40 PM |
I’m his YouTube videos, he talks so damned fast. I would swear he is coked up. Or adderal. Or something.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | July 26, 2022 2:02 PM |
He’s a famous priest for some reason? Never heard of him.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 26, 2022 2:34 PM |
Fuck this jerkoff.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | July 26, 2022 10:38 PM |
In the recent Father Mike thread who got shut down prematurely, someone mentioned Father Casey
At first I didn’t get the excitement
Then I happened upon this
Oh Father
by Anonymous | reply 125 | February 26, 2023 1:00 AM |
Oh honey, you know he's diddling 12 year old boys right?
by Anonymous | reply 126 | February 26, 2023 1:30 AM |
R126: which one? Father Mike or Father Casey?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | February 26, 2023 5:50 AM |