I love cats

Thanks, you fat whore!

I love both and very much miss having a cat. You do you! I don't like squirrels or any kind of monkey.

The only pussy I love.

I wish cats weren't so filthy.

It's their litter problems that cause cat allergies, not their fur or "dander".

They step in their poo boxes, bat their feces and urine around, walk around in their mess a few more times and then climb all over the kitchen counters and furniture.

Most cat owners don't have skeletons because their cat and its litter box is so filthy.

Don't even get me started on how disgusting, unhygienic and smelly cat houses are.

Cats are lovely and sweet, but disease spreaders for certain.

Our two kitties used to perch themselves atop the heating stoves in our ancient apartment.

One day we took pictures of them and then posted an ad online, telling guys that if they sent us a picture of their cock, they'd get a photo of two hot pussies.

Got some really hot photos from that one!

My cat and my home are not filthy

R6, probably because you only have one cat.

I knew ONE clean cat owner with a tidy home. Her cats did not make me itch or sneeze because she gave them baths, washed their paws and trained them to poo and pee in the human toilet.

She was not the norm. But she got to keep her skeleton and didn't have acne from cat filth.

Also, my cat does not "bat around " his feces. The nerve. If Mr Whiskers knew these things were being said about him he would express indifference with his usual languor, hauteur, and barely veiled contempt

[QUOTE] Yes, I'm a fat whore.

That explains why you love them so much: cats don’t need to be walked.

Love cats HATE litter boxes!

Me too, OP. Me too. I've always been a cat person, since I was a gay little boy.

My two babies are the best. They are 12 year old black cat littermates from the rescue shelter, and are such great companions. I love them so.

I love and adore cats, but we have dogs because my husband hates cats, is allergic to them, and doesn’t want anything that “shits inside” (I’m not included in that statement, of course!).

What is this about skeletons? I don’t understand what that means in this context.

I don't get the skeleton thing either

Sorry, if you're not a cat owner and you visit someone's home with a cat, you can ALWAYS. SMELL. THE CAT SHIT. (Cat owners, you've just gone "nose blind.")

r15 did you ever smell a dog's breath? Or a wet dog? It's vile.

r10 If you hate litter boxes so much, you should consider using the toilet.

That’s why you should house an airedale or dachshund with your cats and use pine litter. No poo in the house - just soggy sawdust to haul to the compost every other day.

If you ever have a pet pig, you will never want cats and dogs ever again.

Just for pussy lovers: Cat People, a new series on Netflix.

@r13, @r14;

Owning pet cats makes your bones disappear.

It's from their poop, pee and filthy bacterial residue.

Don't believe me? Get an X-Ray.

It's not unusual for cat owners to have no skeleton. No bones in their body, at all.

Not all cats use the pine litter. They will end up pooping everywhere but the box.

Also, the pine litter just ends up making your house smell like fake pine smell AND cat shit.

R21, no bones in their bodies at all? Do you know how the human body works?

Cats are assholes.

I found the perfect solution to the litter on cat feet problem. I bought a thick 4'x6' shag rug at a discount store and put it in front of the litter boxes. I've got the whole setup placed so that the cats have to walk the full 6' of the rug before they get to bare floor. By the time the cats get off the rug their little tootsies are completely free of any residual litter. Once a week I pull the rug up and take it outside and give it a good shake and am astonished at how much cat litter comes flying out of it, and that's after giving it a daily vacuum.

With my cat, the litter is mostly in the litterbox or in the tray the litterbox sits on. With them the litterbox is not the problem: they shed so much it is hard to keep up with all of the balls of cat furr. Needless to say, I do a lot of sweeping.

I always wanted a cat when I was a child but wasn't allowed. We did have wonderful dogs, though, and my parents still have one. Now I live with my bf and he prefers cats, so he and I have two. It's the best of both worlds.

Add me to the cat people list. When my 18 year old soulmate of a cat died nine years ago, we thought it would be a good time to break with tradition and adopt a dog. We searched for ages (trying to find an appealing dog when one is inherently a cat person is a challenge) until we found the perfect dog. And believe me, I love him to death but once he's gone it's back to a cats-only household.

People who complain about how “filthy” cats are — dogs EAT cat shit. Also, do you wash your dog’s feet every time it takes a crap? What do you think it’s walking on?

Cats are not filthy, the PEOPLE who are supposed to clean the litter box are filthy. Cats groom themselves and do not need/should not be bathed. With a cat, you don't have to walk them at 11PM in pouring rain when you have the flu. THE END.

You can tell this was made by someone who lives with cats because of all the fluffy ass shots.

I have one cat and the litter box can get stinky if you don’t keep it up

Cats don’t smell bad. Usually.

I bail out older cats from the dog pound from time to time. The one I have now is 14. She is clean as a whistle but doesn't cover her poo in her litter box. I clean the box daily. Why would she not bury it?

[quote] I wish cats weren't so filthy.

You crazy.

Dogs eat shit and then THEY LICK YOUR FACE.

I was so happy to see this thread!! I just turned 50 and got my first kitty. She’s adorable and I’m in love. I’ve let my gym membership go and I’m done trying to date, so I’m gonna eat what I want, play with my kitty, and enjoy my golden years!

I loved my 2 cats but after they died I never wanted to deal with a litter box again. I’m in an apartment and the litter was just too much. The smell. The cats tracking it through the apartment. I was constantly cleaning up litter.

I could see being in a house and having a cat, but when space is limited - having that shit box in close proximity drove me nuts.

But love cats.

So you know Maru the Japanese?

Cats are magical creatures, God like

I've thought of getting another cat but hesitate because 1) what if he/she won't eat? I've never had a cat who didn't 2) what if the cat doesn't listen to me? My other cats knew I was boss, and leaned not to jump on the kitchen counter and table because those were rules 3) what if I've developed an allergy? I have many news ones since 1998 when I had a cat.

Cat person = Introvert; possibly autistic

R41 That is me, even though I have a dog.

I love both, but prefer cats. Since I have 3 kitties, I walk dogs at my local Humane Society. I come home with the smell of pee and poop in my nose, from getting those good boys and girls out of their nasty kennels

R34, some cats just don't cover completely. It seems to me that though all cats have the same instincts, sometimes they're a little weak. Like the hunting instinct; some cats are real hunters, and others will sit and watch a bug on the wall and meow at *you* to do something about it, or just yawn and settle back down to sleep. I've had cats who make a few perfunctory scratches in the litter next to whatever they've just eliminated but without covering it at all. It's like something is telling them to scratch, but the follow-through is missing.

Having a cat and a dog is pure bliss

It takes 3 or 4 cats to achieve the stink that a single dog can produce. Plus, dogs are sooooo needy. And loud.

OP Consider yourself served.

A cat is just a cat. A dog is a person.

In regards to the shedding problem, according to this YT channel’s vet, it really boils down to good diet. I’ve always fed my cats quality canned food, not kibbles. My two cats don’t shed as much as what some people describe their cats do.

I love all animals but cats are low maintenance. Dogs require too much attention. It's easy to leave extra food and water out for kitty for a short trip and they don't require walking.

I would never get involved with someone who didn't like cats. Makes them suspect to me and it's "love me, love my cats".

[quote]Having a cat and a dog is pure bliss

I really hate those staged pics of cats and dogs, or videos of the both sharing a chair or something. The dog usually has his eyes wide open like he's afraid that cat will try something awful, or that it's completely unnatural for them to be posed so close together.

r36 = sad last days

Dogs are emotive and are for needy people.

I don't know if they're for needy people, but it's absolutely true that introverts gravitate to cats while extroverts gravitate to dogs.

I'm a total introvert and have only had cats. My sister is total extrovert and has only had dogs.

I had dogs all my life until my mother died as she was terrified of cats. As a little girl she was on an outdoor swing one day when one of her older brothers came up behind her and threw a cat on her. Of course the poor cat was terrified and scratched her terribly. Due to that she developed a pathological fear of cats. She was so terrified of them friends who had cats would have to lock their cats in a room or put them outside before she'd visit. After she died I got my first cat and have never looked back. I still love dogs, but cats are so much easier to care for. And there's little to no noise to have to deal with.

All my dogs were great and I loved them all. But none of them calmed me down like my cats do. My dogs begged for my attention constantly. My cats grant me their attention when they choose, which makes it all the more special.

CAT CLASSIC:

First part is better -

There are cat people and there are crazy cat people…..

I love cats, but haven’t had one since I had to put my last cat down 20 yrs ago. I have a funny story for the peeps who say dogs are cleaner.

About 30 yrs back our neighbors had a litter of about 7 kittens who used to crawl under the fence & use our backyard as their litter box daily. We have lots of dirt & shrubbery so they had ample space, but eventually our backyard STANK to high heaven & we planned to clean up the poop all at once.

The weekend came & we were set to start shoveling shit, but lo & behold, all the cat shit magically disappeared! Not one bit of poop to be found. It was the strangest thing.

So another day goes by, & we see our neighbor’s two massive dogs jumping at the fence, & eventually they both made it over the top. They roamed through the backyard looking for something, but were sadly disappointed, methinks.

(In this day & age of cameras, I’m sure we would’ve had an entry for America’s Funniest Home Videos.

I’m an extrovert and I prefer cats. I think because I socialize and am out and busy so much in my life - and it’s part of my job basically - when I’m home I see that as my quiet low key time. Plus they’re so much easier to take care of, clean themselves, and are so much cuter - there are very few dogs with truly adorable faces.

People who say cats are dirty are stupid and know nothing, yet must let their fat fingers type. Cats are very clean animals. If they have a garden they bury very well their poop and double check the smell on the earth pile. They clean their fur with their tongue and paws. They are not to blame if they are held in closed and have a litter box. Your shit and pee would smell worse if you could not rinse the toilet, not to mention your sweat under armpits and feet and bad breath.

People who say cats are dirty and smell get that from TV commercials selling "non smelly" cat litter.

Cat Rulz