MyPillow Guy says Trump will become president again on August 13th

Who cares what he says?

I thought Dump was supposed to be president last March, what the hell happened? lol

What's going on in with his company? Have they seen a financial boon or taken a hit?

R1 their deplorables care and believe it SMH

He says he'll be bringing a purse full of freshly minted kraken!

We're going to get back together! She just needed some time! But we were meant for each other! No one can love her the way that I do!

America will take Trump back OR ELSE! If Trump can't have America no one can!

Nobody needs a pillow on his face more than Mike Lindell.

Are you saying Mike Lindell is a pillow biter R7???

I don't think he's doing too well. I'm not seeing My Pillow commercials on TV any more, THANK GOD. Even on the cheapo channels. How I hated that stupid jingle. It sounded like a bunch of old ladies trying to harmonize but not knowing how. There was a time when it was everywhere on TV.

r8 = Rose Nylund

Is he deliberately trying to look like hitler with that mustache.

He was a crackhead and drunk. He’s replaced one set of addictions with another, but trump is so awful, that I can’t feel for anyone who fell for his BS.

I've marked m calendar for Friday the 13th.

And as a reminder for our less academic and/or overseas DLers, the scenario is not realistic.

Even if the Trumpist fantasy is revealed to be true and it turned out the election was rigged.... there are no runner-up prizes in US elections

^^And I am in no way suggesting that it is remotely true, just that once a president is sworn in, if there's some evidence the election was rigged, the presidency does not go to the second place finisher, a la Miss Universe

If Lindell is so bright, how come he doesn't know that the Supreme Court is in recess until October and thus cannot listen to arguments let alone rule to overturn the election in time for Trump's August Inauguration?

It doesn't take a psychic. Just a look at the Court's calendar.

The reason he could care less if he's proven a fool (again) on Aug.14th, is because this "event" isn't about reinstating Trump. It's about raising money. All these stunts are.

Whenever I see this guy all I can think is, “What the fuck was Jane Krakowski thinking?”

MyPillow Guy is in the middle of his own Requiem For A Dream moment. Former drug addict, my eye.

Ha, R18! Poor Jane.

[quote]If Lindell is so bright, how come he doesn't know that the Supreme Court is in recess until October and thus cannot listen to arguments let alone rule to overturn the election in time for Trump's August Inauguration?

Minor details when you're preparing for The Rapture.

Someone needs to hold a press conference on his front lawn at 6am on August 14 and play that video of him on a loop until he comes out and explains why it didn't happen.

Of course this is all bullshit nonsense, but nonetheless, Lindell is really going out on a limb by naming the date of Aug 13 (instead of just saying "sometime in the future"). How will Lindell explain himself when Trump's return doesn't happen on Aug 13?

They always have an excuse and a new date.

LOL

Even if the Supreme Court were in session R16, they can't overturn the election and say "oh, just kidding, Trump won"

There is not legal recourse for that.

At best the GOP could try and impeach Biden and Harris at which point Pelosi becomes president and she would have pressure to call for new elections but there would be no law that compelled her to do so.

It's just how the US government works.

This explains R25

Hope he slinks away in shame after this, but you know he'll be back with another grift.

He will be the new V-P.

Mike is still smoking crack, right?

I mean, how else do you explain all of this bullshit?

This is, truly and honestly, a white board that Mike Flynn and Mr. Pillow posed for a picture in front of a few days ago. I believe it’s at Lindell’s pillow factory/Qwar room.

Doesn’t look like the work of someone on drugs. Not in the least.

W T F ^

Certifiable loon.

Carrie Fisher (may she rest in peace) used a simplified, if vastly more entertaining chart in her Wishful Drinking show.

And the Pillow Guy's Whiteboard of Insanity does not, repeat does not, make any reference to Marie "The Body" McDonald not matter how much I enlarge it.

Less than a month!

IT IS ALL TRUE!! HIS FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IS TO FREE BRITNEY FROM THE EVIL, BABY EATING LIBTARDS!!!!!

R35.

Stay away from the pipe, Mike.

The next time you have insomnia, check out MSNBC. They do their My Pillow ads in the middle of the night. That's right--Rachel Maddow's network runs My Pillow ads. Maybe they should not do that anymore? And they could pull the snake oil Prevagen ads while they're at it.

[quote] Minor details when you're preparing for The Rapture.

Or when you're high on crack.

R38, the weirdest is the advertising I saw last night featuring a black pastor on behalf of Republicans - whining about the All-Star Game being moved from GA to CO due to GA's voting law. Talking about how Dems hurt black people in GA.

R40 On MSNBC? I'm not even all that surprised. After all, they're owned by Comcast, the nastiest and most hated company in America.

Yes, on MSNBC - during Maddow. I was thinking "Who in the hell is this supposed to appeal to on this network?"

It was only a blowjob! I was drunk!

It’s amazing someone has not suffocated him at one of his second rate pillows.

The countdown is on!

Any word because August is almost over.

This motherfucker gets crazier and crazier by the hour!

Yes, today he moved the date to "2021".

He's selling mattresses now

They're going to find this crackhead dead by overdose on one of his mattresses

And the walls will look like this

Mike says that he thinks Trump will be back in office by Thanksgiving.

Happy holidays, whores!

Kids, don't do drugs! They'll fry your brain -permanently.

[quote] The reason he could care less

If he could, he should.