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Marcel's trainer calls David Schwimmer 'jealous' and 'despicable' for complaining about the monkey

The trainer of Marcel the monkey, who starred in "Friends," called Ross Geller actor David Schwimmer "jealous" and "despicable" in an interview with The Sun.

Marcel the monkey appeared in eight episodes in the first season of the hit series as the pet of Schwimmer's Ross before being written off the show. The primate was actually played by two Capuchin monkeys, Katie and Monkey.

In the recent "Friends: The Reunion" special on HBO, Schwimmer complained that Marcel missed the mark many times, making him hard to work with.

He explained: "What inevitably began to happen was we would all have choreographed bits kind of timed out, and it would get messed up because the monkey didn't do its job right.

"So we would have to reset, we'd have to go again because the monkey didn't get it right."

He also did not like that the animal ate food on his shoulder.

The 54-year-old actor said, "So the monkey would be sitting on my shoulder, take some grubs, break them in half - the squirming live grub, they ate it, and then it would just go like that (put its hands on me).

"It was time for Marcel to ... to, f--- off."

Marcel's trainer, Mike Morris told The Sun in an interview published Monday that it was "despicable for [Schwimmer] to still be speaking ill of [Marcel]" when one of the Capuchins, Monkey, had passed away last year.

"Schwimmer was fine with the monkeys for the first couple of episodes and happy to be there," Morris said. "But people would laugh at the monkey and I think he got jealous because it wasn't him getting the laughs. He seemed to get a little bitter about them being there after that.

"And of course the monkeys didn't like working with him after he turned on them."

He added: "My colleague who also worked on the show says that people would laugh at the monkey and throw Schwimmer off.

"He's not the kind of actor who can improvise."

This is not the first time Schwimmer has spoken out against the monkey. In 1995, the "Friends" actor told Entertainment Weekly, "I hate the monkey. I wish it were dead."

The monkey trainer told The Sun that he did not speak out before because he felt it was unprofessional to do. He said, "But it's kind of bad that he is still talking about the monkey this many years after the show ended. It was one season over 25 years ago, it's time to let it go.

"It's almost like he's still got a monkey on his back. Katie can't speak for herself so that's why I'm talking out for her."

The other cast members did not have problems with Marcel but Courtney Cox, who played Monica, admitted in the reunion that the monkey had scared her. Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston said that she "loved" the monkey and Matt LeBlanc said on an episode of "Jimmy Kimmel Live" that he "got along great with it."

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by Anonymousreply 111July 8, 2021 6:01 AM

What kind of humiliating sex acts did David Schwimmer have to perform on the person who is responsible for giving him his career?

by Anonymousreply 1July 6, 2021 9:24 PM

[quote] In the recent "Friends: The Reunion" special on HBO, Schwimmer complained that Marcel missed the mark many times, making him hard to work with.

Rofl.

Maybe it's because he's a ..... monkey?

by Anonymousreply 2July 6, 2021 9:27 PM

[quote] "It was time for Marcel to ... to, f--- off."

[quote] In 1995, the "Friends" actor told Entertainment Weekly, "I hate the monkey. I wish it were dead."

Bwaahahahaha.

Are we sure that David Schwimmer isn't a Datalounger?

Damn, he's a cunt!

by Anonymousreply 3July 6, 2021 9:28 PM

Schwimmer was good, because anything that had just handled worms or grubs of any kind in my presence, and *I* had to interact with it? I'd have run off set. And still been in therapy 25 years later.

Fuck that trainer.

by Anonymousreply 4July 6, 2021 9:37 PM

The trainer honestly sounds a little bonkers.

by Anonymousreply 5July 6, 2021 9:52 PM

Team Katie and Monkey.

Wishing a monkey dead is Seinfeld-ian, not Friends-like.

by Anonymousreply 6July 6, 2021 9:57 PM

Schwimmer sounds like a sociopath.

by Anonymousreply 7July 6, 2021 9:59 PM

No fan of Schwimmer, but it’s easy to laugh at the monkey when he is on someone else’s shoulder eating grubs, and not yours.

Also, if you have ever lived in a country where monkeys run wild, you will know they can be nasty creatures who would gladly slice you in half to get your food from your hand.

by Anonymousreply 8July 6, 2021 10:02 PM

Schwimmer is oddly hot. I forgive him completely.

by Anonymousreply 9July 6, 2021 10:03 PM

Agree R9. He's got a great chest and that's not just Big Dick Face, it's a face that says enormous cock.

by Anonymousreply 10July 6, 2021 10:26 PM

Schwimmer’s beyond fug.

Appropriate that he would bitch about a monkey because he has a face like a baboon.

by Anonymousreply 11July 6, 2021 10:37 PM

That is one outraged monkey trainer!

by Anonymousreply 12July 6, 2021 10:37 PM

I hope they had a license.

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by Anonymousreply 13July 6, 2021 11:09 PM

[quote] Fuck that trainer

Seriously. Did Schwimmer sign on to work with animals? I would’ve been pissed too.

by Anonymousreply 14July 6, 2021 11:42 PM

For a million dollars an episode, I could pretend to like the monkey.

by Anonymousreply 15July 6, 2021 11:57 PM

That was just… odd.

by Anonymousreply 16July 7, 2021 12:00 AM

How much did Schwimmer make per episode? Talk about being an entitled cunt.

I never liked or got into “Friends” and still don’t get the hype.

by Anonymousreply 17July 7, 2021 12:05 AM

I loved Marcel! You could see he hated Schwimmer.

by Anonymousreply 18July 7, 2021 12:24 AM

I don’t care if he hates monkeys. Schwimmer can sit on my face any day if the week.

by Anonymousreply 19July 7, 2021 12:34 AM

Team Monkey.

Schwimmer is the uglier of the two. All the humans on this show are too repulsive to be allowed to exist.

by Anonymousreply 20July 7, 2021 12:35 AM

This was all TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS AGO!

WHO does this monkey trainer think he is, Mia Farrow?

by Anonymousreply 21July 7, 2021 12:46 AM

They have been rewarded repeatedly for their lack of either professionalism or talent. That's wrong.

by Anonymousreply 22July 7, 2021 12:50 AM

And just a reminder:

[italic]The Monkees[/italic] was also better than [italic]Friends[/italic].

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by Anonymousreply 23July 7, 2021 12:52 AM

SURELY this is all a clever bit of shade-play they're both doing to keep the attention.

Right?

Or is this the kind of dimension where someone like Donald Trump could be "elected" president?

You know. A bizarro, psycho, sick and stupid world of dangerous fools who shit on monkeys that didn't (somehow) shit on them first.

by Anonymousreply 24July 7, 2021 12:55 AM

That trainer still talks about those 8 episodes on Friends every chance he gets.

It was a stupid and distracting antic to have those monkeys on the show. It's like something you'd expect out of a 60's sitcom - just stupid and played out.

Schwimmer was right - and so the fuck what if he comments again WHEN ASKED.

by Anonymousreply 25July 7, 2021 12:55 AM

I've always considered David Schwimmer hot. I'd slap his monkey, if he let me. I would be just as happy looking at his naked body.

by Anonymousreply 26July 7, 2021 1:06 AM

No, he wasn't right. He was and is an abusive jerk.

by Anonymousreply 27July 7, 2021 1:15 AM

And you're a sick piece of shit if you find this repulsive animal-hating motherfucker hot.

by Anonymousreply 28July 7, 2021 1:15 AM

[italic]Seinfeld[/italic] had hotter guys and I don't mean Jerry, George, or Kramer.

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by Anonymousreply 29July 7, 2021 1:17 AM

OMG is this for real? Friends was decades and decades ago and Marcel was early season Friends. It was a lame gag and cheap writing, anyway. Good riddance, Marcel.

by Anonymousreply 30July 7, 2021 1:21 AM

The show never got any better. It only got worse.

And Schwimmer has always been a POS.

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by Anonymousreply 31July 7, 2021 1:21 AM

I always skipped the monkey scenes, they weren't funny. Made no sense.

by Anonymousreply 32July 7, 2021 1:49 AM

The scenes without the monkey weren't funny either.

by Anonymousreply 33July 7, 2021 1:49 AM

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by Anonymousreply 34July 7, 2021 2:10 AM

The cast wasn't making insane amounts of money during the first season, so the pay argument doesn't apply. So what if he didn't care much for the monkey; his job was to act as if he did. That's all that mattered. It was 27 years ago, Schwimmer hasn't been obsessed with the monkey, but he'll comment about it when asked. It sounds as if the trainer is the one who can't let it go and is wound a bit too tight.

by Anonymousreply 35July 7, 2021 2:59 AM

He lost out on money because of that selfish asshole.

by Anonymousreply 36July 7, 2021 3:01 AM

The first season, R17 and R15, they were making $22,500/episode.

by Anonymousreply 37July 7, 2021 3:09 AM

If they were getting paid by the number of actually funny jokes, they'd be working for free.

by Anonymousreply 38July 7, 2021 3:10 AM

I was repeatedly sexually harassed on the set of Friends. This is my truth that I haven't spoken of for twenty years. I will tell my story on my OWN time on Instagram. Thank you to all my supporters for your understanding.

by Anonymousreply 39July 7, 2021 3:27 AM

They voluntarily chose to have a monkey on the set but had to be dragged kicking and screaming into casting Black people, and when they did, they cast a backbreaker like Gabrielle Union.

by Anonymousreply 40July 7, 2021 3:36 AM

Backbreacker = buckbreaker

by Anonymousreply 41July 7, 2021 3:37 AM

This is where we're at. This is a legitimate article.

by Anonymousreply 42July 7, 2021 3:38 AM

I hated this show and all the stupid characters and the cheesy/vulgar humor and especially hated anybody who liked this pile of crap.

Ross was the least likable person among the group of unlikable people.

by Anonymousreply 43July 7, 2021 3:39 AM

Even the title of the show is a lie because It fails to make a convincing case why anyone should be friends with any of these assholes.

by Anonymousreply 44July 7, 2021 3:40 AM

...and everyone was shocked, I tell you, shocked that Schwimmer is a small and petty person who hasn't gotten over a monkey after 25 years or that he was jealous the monkey was stealing his spotlight.

by Anonymousreply 45July 7, 2021 3:41 AM

Other than the slim chance Brad Renfro might still be with us today if they did, this why I wish the Ricky Schroder/Nicol Williamson version of [italic]Apt Pupil[/italic] had been the one to get finished instead: David Schwimmer wasn't in it.

And what's worse, he ruined [italic]LA Law[/italic] so badly that Susan Dey won't speak of it. Why should she? It happened right after she left.

by Anonymousreply 46July 7, 2021 3:45 AM

That entire article seems like a parody from the Onion.

by Anonymousreply 47July 7, 2021 3:51 AM

Make it cash.

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by Anonymousreply 48July 7, 2021 4:13 AM

Did Schwimmer even have any success with anything outside of Friends? This untalented geek should be thanking his lucky stars he got the role of Ross.

by Anonymousreply 49July 7, 2021 4:19 AM

Back in the 90s, the entire cast appeared together on Oprah and they all complained about working with the monkey.

by Anonymousreply 50July 7, 2021 4:25 AM

Yes, because those monkeys had more talent in their assholes than the entire cast, R50.

by Anonymousreply 51July 7, 2021 4:37 AM

At least the monkey could get cast in a watchable movie.

by Anonymousreply 52July 7, 2021 4:39 AM

[quote]What kind of humiliating sex acts did David Schwimmer have to perform on the person who is responsible for giving him his career?

Career? I vaguely remember seeing him on the Wonder Years. That was him, right? And I saw Run Fatboy Run. What else has he acted in or directed?

by Anonymousreply 53July 7, 2021 4:52 AM

Right before this show began he did a show on Fox with Henry Winkler as a right-wing talk show host. It stunk. He was the worst thing in it.

by Anonymousreply 54July 7, 2021 5:02 AM

[quote]This is not the first time Schwimmer has spoken out against the monkey. In 1995, the "Friends" actor told Entertainment Weekly, "I hate the monkey. I wish it were dead."

I’m sure the feeling was mutual for the monkey .

by Anonymousreply 55July 7, 2021 5:06 AM

Abuse of a child is despicable, murder is despicable, thievery is despicable, putting anchovies on a pizza is despicable…….criticizing a monkey is not despicable.

by Anonymousreply 56July 7, 2021 3:13 PM

Wishing a performing animal dead? That's fucking psychotic. He looks like the type who would kick puppies.

by Anonymousreply 57July 7, 2021 4:56 PM

David Schwimmer is better looking now than he was on Friends. Why didn’t he just spank the monkey?

by Anonymousreply 58July 7, 2021 5:06 PM

I only liked the monkey episodes. I compulsively watch them over and over.

by Anonymousreply 59July 7, 2021 5:16 PM

You have some really low standards. He was ugly then and he is repulsive now, and the other two got fat like they deserved.

by Anonymousreply 60July 7, 2021 5:16 PM

Matt LeBlanc's dad said that Matt told him Matthew Perry was an asshole and David Schwimmer was very ALOOF (cold). That seems true to me. David Schwimmer should thank his lucky stars that he got such a big break/show with such mediocre looks and talent. He is rich for life. And fuck him for saying mean things about Marcel! Some fans loved that little monkey (not me) and he is just ruining their happy show memories. I don't care if he hated that fucking monkey, he should be professional and keep it to himself! P.S. Matt Le Blanc was so hot when he was young and on that show. And a nice guy too. I am rewatching Friends and find him to be funny, delightful, and hot! He was sex on a stick.

by Anonymousreply 61July 7, 2021 5:17 PM

R61 = Matt LeBlanc's publicist.

He looked like an ape, and that stupid-O face was done better by Lucille Ball, Elizabeth Montgomery, Fran Drescher, and even Soleil Moon Frye.

by Anonymousreply 62July 7, 2021 5:19 PM

R61 I thought he had sexy, bedroom eyes, great hair and skin, and a tight bod. And that O face could come in quite handy.

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by Anonymousreply 63July 7, 2021 5:25 PM

He can't act. His comic timing is nonexistent.

by Anonymousreply 64July 7, 2021 5:28 PM

I interview actors for various websites and magazines -- everything from reputable top-notch sites and publications to some struggling sites anxious for cooperation.

Actors are saying dumb shit all the time; most of the time, I'll try to talk them through it so they don't come off like an ass. I'd have asked Schwimmer about the old adage of not working with kids or animals; I'd prompt him to say what he liked most about the monkey.

If they're halfway decent people I'll do my best to present them positively. I've only skimmed this piece, but he's coming off like an ungrateful kazillionaire.

by Anonymousreply 65July 7, 2021 5:30 PM

That stupid character exists only to project his lack of talent onto Joey Lawrence who can actually sing and dance.

by Anonymousreply 66July 7, 2021 5:32 PM

R64 I've been rewatching Friends and he's actually pretty funny. Makes me laugh out loud sometimes. I casually watched friends back in the day and wasn't in to him. But he was actually very good in that role. The character Phoebe is a cunt (didn't notice what a stupid bitch she was back then).

by Anonymousreply 67July 7, 2021 5:32 PM

[quote]I'd have asked Schwimmer about the old adage of not working with kids or animals

I'd rather have asked Ed O'Neill, George Gaynes, or Richard Mulligan.

by Anonymousreply 68July 7, 2021 5:33 PM

R67, no the show is not funny. You are being conditioned to laugh at things that are not funny by the laugh track.

by Anonymousreply 69July 7, 2021 5:33 PM

Stop supporting yt supremacist hate speech.

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by Anonymousreply 70July 7, 2021 5:34 PM

Isn't Schwimmer the only friend who hasn't really worked since Friends ended? I can name multiple projects of each of the other 5 friends, and I don't watch a lot of TV nor go to the movies often.

Karma is a bitch. Katie and Monkey know this!

by Anonymousreply 71July 7, 2021 5:38 PM

All of them deserve to be homeless bums on Skid Row.

by Anonymousreply 72July 7, 2021 5:40 PM

R69 I am rewatching it and actually only find Joey funny. I love how he goes out on all of those acting auditions and lies on his resume. The episode that cracked me up was when he lied about having extensive dance experience and the director asked him to train the other dancers. And also when he went on auditions with a hernia (because his actor's insurance got cancelled for not working enough) and he came out creepy and Pervy for a soup commercial with a little boy.

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by Anonymousreply 73July 7, 2021 5:42 PM

R20 What are you talking about? The women on the show were hot.

by Anonymousreply 74July 7, 2021 5:42 PM

The idea that Matt thought Matthew was an asshole is laughable in the extreme.

by Anonymousreply 75July 7, 2021 5:42 PM

No, R74, they weren't. They were basic slags no different than the same ones you can see at any suburban mini-mall. And that ugly haircut just normalized the idea of women wasting money to look like they just got out of bed. It's like second-wave feminism never even happened.

by Anonymousreply 76July 7, 2021 5:45 PM

Joey's choreography.

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by Anonymousreply 77July 7, 2021 5:46 PM

Stop posting that yt supremacist crap you fucking shill.

Do you also jerk off to Kirk fucking Cameron, too?

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by Anonymousreply 78July 7, 2021 5:46 PM

How can one human being be stupid enough to complain about any animal "missing the mark" during filming? I am sure that nobody hated filming with Schwimmer more than the damn monkey, that should have been in the wild and not on a film set wearing a sweater.

It's such a stupid conversation to have to begin with, but it also shows that Schwimmer is a diva extraordinaire who believes he's as talented as Brando, when in all reality a random monkey stole his show.

by Anonymousreply 79July 7, 2021 5:47 PM

He's not even as talented as Marlon Wayans, never mind Marlon Brando.

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by Anonymousreply 80July 7, 2021 5:48 PM

R76 Ok, Brad Pitt. Also: "No different than the same ones you can see at any suburban mini-mall" yes, there are hot women in mini-malls. Shocking, I know.

by Anonymousreply 81July 7, 2021 5:49 PM

I meant the ugly ones. They're not pretty. They're boring, and Lisa Kudrow is ugly. And before you cry antisemitism, I'm Jewish, and I'm deeply offended that they continue to stereotype Jews as being ugly.

by Anonymousreply 82July 7, 2021 5:51 PM

Stop grasping at straws to defend ANY aspect of this wretched show.

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by Anonymousreply 83July 7, 2021 5:52 PM

R78 Sorry, I didn't know Matt LeBlanc was yt supremacist. He's Italian, I'm Italian and I didn't acknowledge our white privilege. It's just an old, stupid show I started rewatching and mildly enjoying. One can only watch so many episodes of The Golden Girls. Actually, that's not true. You can never get enough of The Golden Girls!

by Anonymousreply 84July 7, 2021 5:54 PM

Shilling shills shill.

by Anonymousreply 85July 7, 2021 5:54 PM

New York had a Black mayor before this lousy show was even on the air and they are about to have another one, so stop making excuses for them.

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by Anonymousreply 86July 7, 2021 5:57 PM

How you doin?

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by Anonymousreply 87July 7, 2021 5:58 PM

Keep shilling, yt supremacist deplorable bigot. Eventually your employers at WB/Discovery will discover you.

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by Anonymousreply 88July 7, 2021 5:59 PM

Yt racists like yt racist trash:

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by Anonymousreply 89July 7, 2021 6:03 PM

re: Phoebe

[quote](didn't notice what a stupid bitch she was back then).

I agree! it took me by surprise whenever she came out with one of her cruel and derogatory remarks about her supposed friends. I know the character had a tough life, but she really seemed to hate them sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 90July 7, 2021 6:14 PM

How can anyone not?

by Anonymousreply 91July 7, 2021 6:22 PM

Can this thread BE anymore controversial for such an old show?

by Anonymousreply 92July 7, 2021 6:27 PM

No one cares about your shilling for this stupid yt trash show. He's not hot, he's not funny, and you need help if you're attracted to someone who would likely beat the shit out of you for hitting on him.

Start finding gay men attractive.

by Anonymousreply 93July 7, 2021 6:28 PM

Wimp.

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by Anonymousreply 94July 7, 2021 6:31 PM

The Man in the Yellow Hat is kind of hot! Can I like him, or is he yt racist trash?

by Anonymousreply 95July 7, 2021 6:34 PM

Your taste in men is racist and homophobic.

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by Anonymousreply 96July 7, 2021 6:36 PM

R93 Our Hot Russian gay Men okay? Cause yeah!

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by Anonymousreply 97July 7, 2021 6:39 PM

None of those clips are funny. Nothing related to this show is funny. Its existence is a declaration of war on comedy itself.

by Anonymousreply 98July 7, 2021 6:41 PM

R82 So is only Lisa ugly or all three of them ugly? Make up your mind. Also, I didn't even know Phoebe is supposed to be a Jewish character. Did they mentioned once about her being Jewish?

by Anonymousreply 99July 7, 2021 7:01 PM

They all are ugly it's just she's the ugliest and has the most annoying voice.

Courteney Cox also ruined the last two seasons of [italic]Family Ties[/italic]. The only good episodes after they moved it off Thursday nights were the ones she wasn't in.

by Anonymousreply 100July 7, 2021 7:10 PM

God, there is one unhinged poster on here off her rocker with such a hate-on for such an innocent show. What the fuck is a yt supremist? YouTube?

by Anonymousreply 101July 7, 2021 9:34 PM

It is not fucking innocent, R101. Stop throwing that word around to justify perpetuating racist sexist homophobic hate speech badly disguised as situation comedy.

by Anonymousreply 102July 7, 2021 9:54 PM

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by Anonymousreply 103July 7, 2021 10:16 PM

Fuck human supremacist David Schwimmer! He's not only untalented, he's anti-prime! The time has passed for his ilk; monkey-phobic language is UNacceptable! Cancel primate hater David Schwimmer! I want reparations! STOP PRIME-HATE! Down with "Friends" and David Schwi--BANANA!!! I LOVE BANANAS!

by Anonymousreply 104July 7, 2021 10:23 PM

[Quote]didn't notice what a stupid bitch she was back then

What do you mean? She was supposed to be a full on airhead

by Anonymousreply 105July 7, 2021 11:51 PM

Monkeys are pint sized little assholes. Why are people giving Schwimmer so much hate for this? Monkey probably tossed shit at him.

by Anonymousreply 106July 8, 2021 1:52 AM

Every Friends thread dissolves into the same discussion about diversity and how bad the show was. Someone is definitely trolling. I’m laughing because it’s like clock work.

by Anonymousreply 107July 8, 2021 2:13 AM

How is it trolling to want to see yourself in a white 90s sitcom? It needs to do better and we’re just holding it accountable.

by Anonymousreply 108July 8, 2021 2:52 AM

I hadn’t heard of the homophobia in Friends until reading about it in DL. When I binge watched over lockdown, it’s kind of true. Many of their “jokes” wouldn’t fly today. It was still a funny show (and I’d still suck off Schwimmer.)

by Anonymousreply 109July 8, 2021 3:02 AM

R108 Not every show on TV is obligated to add poc to the cast, anymore than shows only poc are required to add white folks. Get over your first world bullshit, MARY!!

by Anonymousreply 110July 8, 2021 4:00 AM

Except there were plenty of integrated shows before it.

by Anonymousreply 111July 8, 2021 6:01 AM
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