The Surfside collapse: where are the bodies?

They were all crisis actors.

What collapse?

In case you haven’t noticed there are several tons of concrete pancaked on top of one another and that might make it a tad difficult to find intact bodies.

Not to be graphic but I don't think there will be much left. That's why they took DNA from relatives, there may just be bloody tissue here and there.

With the tons of material crushing you, your guts would squirt out in all directions!

The last three threads I've visited have been about, in order: heavy flow days, chicken cloaca juices, and now, gut-squirting pancaked bodies.

That's when the Fleet enemas pay for themselves.

YUCK

Years ago, a local student killed himself in his parked car in the middle of summer. They found him months later. It was nasty to say the least.

Our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST took pity on those poor souls and brought them to heaven, body and all. Truly a miracle! It's too bad about the Jews and Muslims though... If JESUS was in their hearts they wouldn't be human jam in the middle of a concrete sandwich right now. Gotta love CHRIST > he is the true super hero

[quote] The last three threads I've visited have been about, in order: heavy flow days, chicken cloaca juices, and now, gut-squirting pancaked bodies.

r7 You've hit the DL Jackpot!

Was it the Rapture? Did God just facilitate them to be in the same place at the right time? Is it only a hundred plus who got to go?

Some were calling with their landlines in the rubble. Get us out of here!

Thanks Rose for the thread.

[quote] and that might make it a tad difficult to find intact bodies.

Intact or circumcised, does it really matter?

R15 It matters to some of us, but let’s not derail this thread now.

Definitely the Rapture.

I was never sure about the Rapture, is it better to go or to stay? Who’s the winner during the Rapture?

I think it's better to get left behind, because otherwise you end up in heaven with a bunch of redneck born again Christians.

More like a mini-rapture for the lucky. A major rupture for the rest

It's really a tragedy. I'm relieved we live in a new building with a...more refined demographic. Of course I'm sad about the people who lost everything but the building was an eyesore. Obviously they won't rebuild it and will be a memorial park so I guess we'll have an even better view and our property values are bound to go up because of it. I told you we should have bought in the Renzo place when we had the chance, permanently oceanfront with a park on both sides. Damn.

How can they possibly be adding to a body count with these smushed corpses? What do they do? 'Get the gallon ziplocks, Joe. One bag of ground cement and body slime equals one body.'

How do they do DNA tests on bags of people? What if my momma shows up in three different bags, along with 'all sorts'? Oh, Momma!

Oh dear, the ramifications cannot be realized

^^^ I don't think a gallon bag would do it. More like a hefty bag.

Did anyone get their picture taken with Anita Bryant?

[quote] The Surfside collapse: where are the bodies?

All gone. Aliens came out of the ground and ate them

R13...Or so SAY their traumatized family members. I would love to see some actual call records from the carrier, verifying that. All we've seen as "evidence" is a screenshot of some dude's cordless-phone screen (a cordless phone??) with a phone number & a name.

Retrieving the bodies must be similar to when the WTC collapsed, albeit on a much smaller scale.

They’ve finally acknowledged that it’s a recovery effort not a rescue.

Much like Lindsey Graham, they're at the bottom of the pile.