Perfect Guys with Loose Sphincters

Maybe your dick is just small. Send him my way.

R1 How am I going to do that exactly? Drop his number? His email? lol

Looshe shphinctersh! How louche?

You already put enough detail on here that people could identify him pretty easily. That's an asshole move.

R4 not really. Never gave a city

Rhode Island and Dartmouth/Harvard Law legacy, together with age, is plenty for anyone who knows him to identify him.

Sorry, Brown not Dartmouth.

“Should I keep him or dump him?”

You should keep him and dump IN HIM.

Troll

Can someone delete this? Too much identifying information. Poor guy.

I hope OP is kidding, because that's traceable to at least one possible person already.

I've found at least five people who fit the description. None are him.

I recently had a hookup that had some loose skin around his hole. I don’t think it was from being a fist ffreak so it must be genetic.

Liar.

You guys want his email? He has one for spam and hookups lol

Rub a generous amount of alum on your pencil dick before fucking him. That'll tighten him right up.

OP, he should dump YOU. You’re an asshole, regardless of your alleged “tight” sphincter. Sweet Jaysus, no wonder you’re alone at an advanced age.

OP, you seem like a cunt, tbh. He should dump you.

[quote] It was all fine until we had sex for the first time (After minute four)

Fixed.

His anon email is

[quote] loose skin around his hole

That sounds horrible!

If it's a serious question, I'd say for his sake, you should let him go.

OP should not be so judgemental. Loose spincters run in many wealthy families.

R23 = Donald Trump Jr.

OP, did you know your mouth is rather a loose sphincter, too?

Bad girl.

Shoo.

I see you haven't responded on how big your dick is, OP.

Any reason as to why?

R26 He can't find it?

Were you seeing him before you started posting on this sockpuppet account last Tuesday, OP?

He just needs to do his kegels !

Plenice za odrasle. I meaning adult diapers.

What do we think this poor loose-sphincterd Prince Charming sees in the OP?

Wealthy guy might have a loose sphincter, but OP is the one who’s full of shit.

Does anyone else find it odd to identify a middle-aged professional man first and foremost as "coming from a wealthy family?"

I know a number of wealthy, successful professionals in their mid-40s and older. None of us particularly care what families we came from or how much money they have. We're not adolescents at summer camp.

I think well-adjusted adults find circumstances of birth the least interesting thing about other adults, at least those who have led genuinely interesting lives.

OP was humble bragging he boinked a one-percenter but added the loose sphincter to make more believable.

OP, he is a 40 year old bottom. Be glad he is not fully prolapsed.

OP should marry him since he is a douche.

You're all so rude. I'm going to post his email

Please do, OP, R37, etc.

We’ll be happy to send him a link so he can read what you wrote.

R38 challenge accepted. Email is harrisongrant711 @ yahoo.com

Oh. Harrison Grant.

Yeah, we know him.

The Newport Double Fister.

Explains everything.

Good ole Harrison "Hole-A-Palooza" Grant!

Loose sphincter notwithstanding, hard to imagine a bigger asshole than OP. Unbelievable that you posted his email. Smfh…

R42 This is all just an EST although a fun one.

Anybody who messages that email address will be sending their email address to Poo Shoes itself.

What does EST mean?

Wow, this has really triggered DL's huge loose sphincter community!

Counseling might be required.

DON'T FORGET TO COVER THE CHAIRS WITH BIN LINERS AT THE COUNSELING CENTER! ANAL LEAKAGE IS A BITCH TO CLEAN UP!!!!

Hiss, that's why we present hole first, stupid!

Ain't nobody got time for waiting four dates to notice that!

Loose spincters sink ships!

One of my first top encounters was at 16 and I fucked a 33 year old, he was so loose it was like fucking a gallon size Ziploc bag.

R49 But I am sure you still came.

He may be perfect for you OP. You're not perfect for him. He needs a guy with a fat cock. Move aside.

We need to take responsibly for making OP post Harrison's email. We should not have cajoled him into doing so.

R52, WE need to take responsibility because OP is a moron? I don’t think so. HarrisonGrant is a BS throwaway email, and I don’t even think OP’s story is true.

Unless the wealthy RI guy dumped OP, and he’s bitter.

#LooseSphinctersMatter

OP is a coprophage and is upset that he can't catch all of his treasure when the moment comes.

How sad, considering how big the OP's mouth is.

You know what? I never liked “tight “ holes. It just doesn’t feel right, I can’t fuck a tight hole. Give me sloppy seconds or a really nice loose accommodating hole, please

This thread is about Dolf "Read My Lips" Dietrich isn't it.

I hate puffy asslips. Creepy.

Is OP talking about herself and her loose shithole again? Like testing the waters or something....

Speaking of loose boycunts, this bottom here's guts are hanging out from being fucked by a billion guys.

loose holes means you know how to please a man

You're all acting like I'm the asshole. I'm not.

you're the asshole, he's GOT the asshole

I'm not an asshole. You guys wanted to push me to drop his email

Why are you guys talking about me?

[quote] What does EST mean?

Elaborate Scenario Troll. It means this never happened.

what is not to like?

Some of us bigger guys like a more relaxed hole. Means that bottom can take a dick. I mean a DICK…

hard thick cock

Did anyone really email him?

OP you've crossed a line by providing his email. You ought to be banned from here.

If it's the guy I think it is, he also likes cocaine occasionally. I thought he went to jail or got disbarred for being in possession of it tbh. Someone needs to email him about OP doxing him with all these personal details.

Muriel, please close and delete this thread.

Wasn't Harrison Grant on Another World?

Op is hoping to land a virgin

Loose Sphincters sink freethinkers

I love guys with loose ass holes—it signifies the guy is a slut and That turns me on

Harrison is now posting about this thread to Twitter!

"OMG When do the tears and the leaking jism STOP? #humiliated #highlyeducated #blueblood #sloppyholed"

Who emailed him is what I wanna know? lol

r77, right? who doesn't like a slut?

I once hooked up with a really nice guy with a very loose ass. I knew that meant he was a total slut.

I soon figured out he was commenting on a site about hookup places about everywhere he would be for any top to come fuck him

I love the sluts. Married three of them.

I'm not a troll. You guys are little girls

then you're a BIGGER troll

I find guys with tight sphincters really boring and wouldn’t want to date such prudes

R85 send him an email with the link then lol

R50, of COURSE I came and slipped right out like seeds out of half a melon!

ONLY on DataLounge would we haunch a discussion!!

yall are pussies. I dare you to email him pussy boys

The email is no longer visible

Harrison

Grant

711

yahoo

It’s not a real email. If you Google it, the only reference is DL

I emailed him on hooking up from a website. that's how we met. so it works lol

I emailed him hi to see if it worked and it did. hmmm

Any response?

nothing yet. someone else try

What happened then, R94? Did you fall in?

Did the wheels on the bus go round and round his anus?

still no takers

I’ve never fucked a guy where his hole wasn’t tight. But I’ve been with quite a few women where it was like fucking air, no tightness what so ever..

R100 Their ass or cunt wasn't tight? A loose ass on a female is grounds for execution.

who the fuck cares about a woman's ass

has anyone emailed him????? please do. im too nervous to

No idea what to tell you about this guy OP. But to avoid the problem in the future, always bang 'em in pairs.

The guy may be perfect but he will never be monogamous with you if that’s what you want.

Loose bottoms always need to be filled by different men

who emailed him???? report

Loose holes/prolapse sphincters are absolutely the rage these days

Holes in prior seasons were often loose to moderately tight, not as tight as previous eras though. today's young man about town though might be see possessing a moderately loose to VERY loose hole, styles change, we go with the flow.

Have I missed the next chapter of "Harrison's Hole: The Loosening?

All the women here in Los Angeles have that vaginal rejuvenation thing to tighten up their cunts.

Is there a male version for guys assholes?

Apparently you have

R110 yes, you're in luck! There is ass tightening surgery for men. Sometimes it's done as part of a hemorrhoidectomy, but I know of a guy who had this done for aesthetic reasons only. I fucked the guy who had it done after his hemorrhoids were removed. Very tight.

vile cunt R111 has a loose sphincter and has to drag her colon along with her or hide it under her caftan

Oy weh

Who emailed him? Someone please do it and report back.

I had a friend once who was a perfect guy but with a loose sphincter

then he died. . . .

It was like rubbing my dick between two steaks.

Would you recommend it?

HE WAS AS LOOSE AS AN OVEN MITT

That sounds uh, hot!

email?????

I have a thick one. I'll take him.

Did he respond?

I emailed him and he responded. He's hot in the classic New England way.

You gays should email him.

He sounds perfect

I emailed him, he made it clear he was top only. I told him OP was telling everyone he was a loose bottom. He LMAO'd and said no, sorry. Though he did confirm he was really rich. OP gots some 'splain' to do!

nice that he's so good natured