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Camila Cabello is “Cinderella”

It comes out September 3rd.

And Billy Porter is going to steal every scene he is in as the Fairy Godmother

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by Anonymousreply 74Last Wednesday at 8:38 AM

We all know Shawn would have made a far prettier Cinderella, not this fug little Dudley Moore looking bitch.

by Anonymousreply 107/04/2021

I think you mean "Woke-erella"

by Anonymousreply 207/04/2021

Billy Porter has reached his sell-by date. His career will consist of guest appearances and publicity stunts. Its a shame. Hes talented.

by Anonymousreply 307/04/2021

Apparently this film is so bad, it’s been re-edited three times, and still is horrible.

by Anonymousreply 407/04/2021

R4 it was supposed to have a theatrical release but the decided to just do streaming.

by Anonymousreply 507/04/2021

I'm tired of having this average girl being pushed on us. It's insulting.

Havana was not that great of a song - and she just sung a bit on an overproduced song. She didn't write it or do anything else.

It also offends me that Shawn Mendes got wrapped up into hyping this average talent. HE is talented and good-looking - I hate that he was put up to carrying her.

by Anonymousreply 607/04/2021

Shawn is not much more talented than her.

by Anonymousreply 707/04/2021

This. Looks. Awful.

by Anonymousreply 807/04/2021

"Let's have charisma-free Camila and obnoxious and queeny fame whore Billy Porter in the SAME film. That will light up the box office for sure!!"

by Anonymousreply 907/04/2021

Which one of the stepsisters (we can't call them "ugly," BTW) is black trans, and which is an Asian midget in a wheelchair?

by Anonymousreply 1007/04/2021

EXCUUUUSE me r10, they are not stepsisters anymore - they are step siblings. How dare you foist your antiquated gender norms upon them.

by Anonymousreply 1107/04/2021

BARF

by Anonymousreply 1207/04/2021

They should be made step-brothers to end the enforced patriarchal gender roles

by Anonymousreply 1307/04/2021

Her tone sounds ugly and that's WITH auto-tune.

by Anonymousreply 1407/04/2021

It’s a bit too auto-tuned

by Anonymousreply 1507/04/2021

She is so ordinary.

by Anonymousreply 1607/04/2021

How many times can we redo Cinderella? There are other fairy tales!

As far as live action goes, Drew did it best.

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by Anonymousreply 1707/04/2021

r1 Dudley Moore looking bitch is hilarious and accurate.

by Anonymousreply 1807/04/2021

R6 No, he is not. In fact she is a way better singer than him (unfortunately for her her voice is annoying).

And Shawn is no better than her in any other aspect, in fact they are perfect for each other

by Anonymousreply 1907/04/2021

Oh, my god, I just watched the trailer.

Camilla Cabello has the most DISGUSTING sounding voice. I really don't like her, not as a vocalist, and not her style of singing either. I mean, Ashlee Simpson is a better singer, that's how horrible Camilla sounds.

by Anonymousreply 2007/04/2021

We used to have such better Cuban-American singers like Gloria Estefan and Martika.

by Anonymousreply 2107/04/2021

She is such a talentless nothing, I guess she's being pushed hard because of diversity points and the Latin market.

by Anonymousreply 2207/04/2021

Camila has a very grating chipmunk voice. She has no sex appeal either. She is heavily promoted when she has nothing to offer creatively. Without social media, she would not even still be in a conversation. Mendes, love him or hate him, at least has sex appeal and can play an instrument.

by Anonymousreply 2307/05/2021

I was forced to watch this preview when launching a movie and want to sue Amazon for damages. Didn’t we already do this with Brandy, did we need another?

by Anonymousreply 24Last Tuesday at 2:37 PM

They lost me at the split-second image of Menzel. And then, of course, Porter.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Tuesday at 2:40 PM

Another woke travesty. Is it me or is Billy Porter cross-eyed? He has an exceptionally dumb look about him.

by Anonymousreply 26Last Tuesday at 2:44 PM

Camila is no Cinderella.

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by Anonymousreply 27Last Tuesday at 2:44 PM

Too fat

by Anonymousreply 28Last Tuesday at 2:48 PM

R17 Drew did it best.

No, Prokofiev did it best. Aurally.

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by Anonymousreply 29Last Tuesday at 2:52 PM

I should have been the Prince, then it would be life meets art.

by Anonymousreply 30Last Tuesday at 3:05 PM

Prince should have been Cinderella. Is he still available?

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by Anonymousreply 31Last Tuesday at 3:10 PM

Randy Jackson says it best:

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by Anonymousreply 32Last Tuesday at 3:12 PM

Will Camila be able to resist using the "N" word around Ms. Porter?

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Camila lets loose with her typically white Cuban racist comments within ear shot of Billy.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Tuesday at 3:13 PM

I do love Billy. What a waste of time for him. Hope he was compensated well for this.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Tuesday at 3:14 PM

R27 She starting to look more like a Senor-EATER!

by Anonymousreply 35Last Tuesday at 3:18 PM

"Three Nuts for Cinderella" with Libuše Šafránková is the best version.

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by Anonymousreply 36Last Tuesday at 3:24 PM

[quote]I should have been the Prince, then it would be life meets art. —Shawn

Life meets art would have been you taking Billy Porter's role.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Tuesday at 3:30 PM

Ugh, I think she’s going to make Selena Gomez look like an Oscar contender.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Tuesday at 3:43 PM

This girl looks terrible when she's not all done up.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Tuesday at 3:44 PM

[quote]This girl looks terrible when she's not all done up.

Enough about Shawn Mendes.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Tuesday at 3:47 PM

Looks cheap and very TV. Do we need another jokey wokey Cinderella?

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by Anonymousreply 41Last Tuesday at 4:15 PM

It's been only five years since the last version.

So this new version will be the Urban Sassy Sinderella.

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by Anonymousreply 42Last Tuesday at 4:31 PM

I'm shocked this isn't getting a theatrical release.

by Anonymousreply 43Last Tuesday at 4:32 PM

R43 it was getting one but because of Covid etc. it took long To finish and they went way over budget so they decided to just put it on Amazon vs paying to promote it for theaters etc.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Tuesday at 4:33 PM

[quote]it was getting one but because of Covid etc. it took long To finish and they went way over budget so they decided to just put it on Amazon vs paying to promote it for theaters etc.

Sure, Jan. I'm certain the fact that it was recut three times in an attempt to make it suck not quite so much had nothing to do with the decision to skip theaters and find a streaming platform for it.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Tuesday at 4:37 PM

Who cares? It’s being released regardless

by Anonymousreply 46Last Tuesday at 4:39 PM

This would have flopped theatrically. No one is paying to see Camila Cabello and Billy Porter in a movie.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Tuesday at 4:46 PM

That singing is atrocious. She should only sing in that low britney wannabe baby whispery voice, and never do any higher notes. There is a reason why she isnt a bigger star, she has no range, all her other songs that require her to sing higher sound godawful.

by Anonymousreply 48Last Tuesday at 4:50 PM

R48 she’s a star. Havana sold over 20 million copies

by Anonymousreply 49Last Tuesday at 4:53 PM

She's a payola radio star. That's a helluva different than putting asses in seats in a movie theater.

by Anonymousreply 50Last Tuesday at 5:01 PM

She is not a star. Normani is a STAR.

by Anonymousreply 51Last Tuesday at 5:05 PM

How does Amazon get the right to make a Cinderella movie? Shouldn't it be on Disney Plus? And wasn't there a live-action Disney Cinderella a few years ago?

by Anonymousreply 52Last Tuesday at 5:14 PM

Do you think fraus would bring their children to a theater to watch a gay, drag queen fairy godmother? What were they thinking. More like they would have boycotted it. COVID did them a favor.

by Anonymousreply 53Last Tuesday at 5:25 PM

R52, Disney has no copyright on the Cinderella story, which is in the public domain. Disney's copyright protects its animated and live action versions only.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Tuesday at 5:26 PM

[quote]Do you think fraus would bring their children to a theater to watch a gay, drag queen fairy godmother? What were they thinking. More like they would have boycotted it.

We can still boycott Amazon! Thanks for the idea!

by Anonymousreply 55Last Tuesday at 5:28 PM

Well, this is a live action version.

by Anonymousreply 56Last Tuesday at 5:28 PM

I half agree, R53.

I dislike the ultra-cynical, sassy, smart-ass attitude displayed by the fairy godmother. But I have to recognise my standards of etiquette are now in the minority.

by Anonymousreply 57Last Tuesday at 5:30 PM

[quote]Well, this is a live action version.

Do you know what public domain means? Anyone can produce a movie based on the Cinderella story.

by Anonymousreply 58Last Tuesday at 5:33 PM

Offend as many people as possible while waving the banner of "inclusive" - very cynical. Drag queens belong in Hell.

by Anonymousreply 59Last Tuesday at 5:35 PM

R49 havana and that duet with Shawn mendes are the only songs people can name. All her other songs have her straining she sounds awful nobody wants to listen to that. Her other songs sound like her squawking in the trailer. She has no range.

by Anonymousreply 60Last Tuesday at 5:35 PM

R60 her song with Mendes was Top 3 songs of 2019

by Anonymousreply 61Last Tuesday at 5:36 PM

Will she call her fairy godperson the N-word, I wonder?

by Anonymousreply 62Last Tuesday at 5:42 PM

Is Billy playing a woman here since magical creatures don’t need to be drag queens. They would simply magically transform instead of using drag. Is he supposed to be trans? Won’t little kids be confused that a fairy godmother is a man?

by Anonymousreply 63Last Tuesday at 5:51 PM

R63 they’re the fairy godPERSON

by Anonymousreply 64Last Tuesday at 5:52 PM

[quote]Won’t little kids be confused that a fairy godmother is a man?

Fortunately, she isn't.

by Anonymousreply 65Last Tuesday at 5:53 PM

But he’s still wearing a dress, a big blue gown. I could see Parents saying they don’t want to bring kids to see this only to have to answer more questions.

by Anonymousreply 66Last Tuesday at 5:54 PM

They're the Fairy GodX.

by Anonymousreply 67Last Tuesday at 5:55 PM

If Billy Porter could act or look fabulous or was beautiful or intersexed or interesting in any way I could enjoy him more. As is, he's just another flamboyant gay man who sold himself out to be on the runway, runway, runway. He's getting the gigs. I'd rather see Lorraine Cox as the fairy godmother. She's got glamor and presence. Billy Porter, sad to say, just has AIDS. He's a lousy singer too.

by Anonymousreply 68Last Tuesday at 6:05 PM

Cinderella as a racist cunt who deserves love? Intersting.

by Anonymousreply 69Last Tuesday at 6:09 PM

Cinderella is supposed to be humble, passive, downtrodden mouse. How can she be so sassy now?

by Anonymousreply 70Last Tuesday at 6:19 PM

R68 I’d much rather see LAVERNE Cox over unknown Lorraine Cox.

by Anonymousreply 71Last Tuesday at 6:29 PM

Is it to late to digitize that new hot girl Olivia into this, I think she’s LatinX as well so it won’t look like it’s whitewashing.

by Anonymousreply 72Last Tuesday at 6:34 PM

THANKS for your corrections R71. I was thinking of a friend of mine who I recorded an album with. LAVERNE Cox is who I meant. You're always way behind me R71. You'll never get ahead.

by Anonymousreply 73Last Tuesday at 6:38 PM

[quote] LatinX

There is no such thing as Latinx racist fuck.

by Anonymousreply 74Last Wednesday at 8:38 AM
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