Camila Cabello is “Cinderella”

We all know Shawn would have made a far prettier Cinderella, not this fug little Dudley Moore looking bitch.

I think you mean "Woke-erella"

Billy Porter has reached his sell-by date. His career will consist of guest appearances and publicity stunts. Its a shame. Hes talented.

Apparently this film is so bad, it’s been re-edited three times, and still is horrible.

R4 it was supposed to have a theatrical release but the decided to just do streaming.

I'm tired of having this average girl being pushed on us. It's insulting.

Havana was not that great of a song - and she just sung a bit on an overproduced song. She didn't write it or do anything else.

It also offends me that Shawn Mendes got wrapped up into hyping this average talent. HE is talented and good-looking - I hate that he was put up to carrying her.

Shawn is not much more talented than her.

This. Looks. Awful.

"Let's have charisma-free Camila and obnoxious and queeny fame whore Billy Porter in the SAME film. That will light up the box office for sure!!"

Which one of the stepsisters (we can't call them "ugly," BTW) is black trans, and which is an Asian midget in a wheelchair?

EXCUUUUSE me r10, they are not stepsisters anymore - they are step siblings. How dare you foist your antiquated gender norms upon them.

BARF

They should be made step-brothers to end the enforced patriarchal gender roles

Her tone sounds ugly and that's WITH auto-tune.

It’s a bit too auto-tuned

She is so ordinary.

How many times can we redo Cinderella? There are other fairy tales!

As far as live action goes, Drew did it best.

r1 Dudley Moore looking bitch is hilarious and accurate.

R6 No, he is not. In fact she is a way better singer than him (unfortunately for her her voice is annoying).

And Shawn is no better than her in any other aspect, in fact they are perfect for each other

Oh, my god, I just watched the trailer.

Camilla Cabello has the most DISGUSTING sounding voice. I really don't like her, not as a vocalist, and not her style of singing either. I mean, Ashlee Simpson is a better singer, that's how horrible Camilla sounds.

We used to have such better Cuban-American singers like Gloria Estefan and Martika.

She is such a talentless nothing, I guess she's being pushed hard because of diversity points and the Latin market.

Camila has a very grating chipmunk voice. She has no sex appeal either. She is heavily promoted when she has nothing to offer creatively. Without social media, she would not even still be in a conversation. Mendes, love him or hate him, at least has sex appeal and can play an instrument.

I was forced to watch this preview when launching a movie and want to sue Amazon for damages. Didn’t we already do this with Brandy, did we need another?

They lost me at the split-second image of Menzel. And then, of course, Porter.

Another woke travesty. Is it me or is Billy Porter cross-eyed? He has an exceptionally dumb look about him.

Camila is no Cinderella.

Too fat

R17 Drew did it best.

No, Prokofiev did it best. Aurally.

I should have been the Prince, then it would be life meets art.

Prince should have been Cinderella. Is he still available?

Randy Jackson says it best:

Will Camila be able to resist using the "N" word around Ms. Porter?

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Camila lets loose with her typically white Cuban racist comments within ear shot of Billy.

I do love Billy. What a waste of time for him. Hope he was compensated well for this.

R27 She starting to look more like a Senor-EATER!

"Three Nuts for Cinderella" with Libuše Šafránková is the best version.

[quote]I should have been the Prince, then it would be life meets art. —Shawn

Life meets art would have been you taking Billy Porter's role.

Ugh, I think she’s going to make Selena Gomez look like an Oscar contender.

This girl looks terrible when she's not all done up.

[quote]This girl looks terrible when she's not all done up.

Enough about Shawn Mendes.

Looks cheap and very TV. Do we need another jokey wokey Cinderella?

It's been only five years since the last version.

So this new version will be the Urban Sassy Sinderella.

I'm shocked this isn't getting a theatrical release.

R43 it was getting one but because of Covid etc. it took long To finish and they went way over budget so they decided to just put it on Amazon vs paying to promote it for theaters etc.

[quote]it was getting one but because of Covid etc. it took long To finish and they went way over budget so they decided to just put it on Amazon vs paying to promote it for theaters etc.

Sure, Jan. I'm certain the fact that it was recut three times in an attempt to make it suck not quite so much had nothing to do with the decision to skip theaters and find a streaming platform for it.

Who cares? It’s being released regardless

This would have flopped theatrically. No one is paying to see Camila Cabello and Billy Porter in a movie.

That singing is atrocious. She should only sing in that low britney wannabe baby whispery voice, and never do any higher notes. There is a reason why she isnt a bigger star, she has no range, all her other songs that require her to sing higher sound godawful.

R48 she’s a star. Havana sold over 20 million copies

She's a payola radio star. That's a helluva different than putting asses in seats in a movie theater.

She is not a star. Normani is a STAR.

How does Amazon get the right to make a Cinderella movie? Shouldn't it be on Disney Plus? And wasn't there a live-action Disney Cinderella a few years ago?

Do you think fraus would bring their children to a theater to watch a gay, drag queen fairy godmother? What were they thinking. More like they would have boycotted it. COVID did them a favor.

R52, Disney has no copyright on the Cinderella story, which is in the public domain. Disney's copyright protects its animated and live action versions only.

[quote]Do you think fraus would bring their children to a theater to watch a gay, drag queen fairy godmother? What were they thinking. More like they would have boycotted it.

We can still boycott Amazon! Thanks for the idea!

Well, this is a live action version.

I half agree, R53.

I dislike the ultra-cynical, sassy, smart-ass attitude displayed by the fairy godmother. But I have to recognise my standards of etiquette are now in the minority.

[quote]Well, this is a live action version.

Do you know what public domain means? Anyone can produce a movie based on the Cinderella story.

Offend as many people as possible while waving the banner of "inclusive" - very cynical. Drag queens belong in Hell.

R49 havana and that duet with Shawn mendes are the only songs people can name. All her other songs have her straining she sounds awful nobody wants to listen to that. Her other songs sound like her squawking in the trailer. She has no range.

R60 her song with Mendes was Top 3 songs of 2019

Will she call her fairy godperson the N-word, I wonder?

Is Billy playing a woman here since magical creatures don’t need to be drag queens. They would simply magically transform instead of using drag. Is he supposed to be trans? Won’t little kids be confused that a fairy godmother is a man?

R63 they’re the fairy godPERSON

[quote]Won’t little kids be confused that a fairy godmother is a man?

Fortunately, she isn't.

But he’s still wearing a dress, a big blue gown. I could see Parents saying they don’t want to bring kids to see this only to have to answer more questions.

They're the Fairy GodX.

If Billy Porter could act or look fabulous or was beautiful or intersexed or interesting in any way I could enjoy him more. As is, he's just another flamboyant gay man who sold himself out to be on the runway, runway, runway. He's getting the gigs. I'd rather see Lorraine Cox as the fairy godmother. She's got glamor and presence. Billy Porter, sad to say, just has AIDS. He's a lousy singer too.

Cinderella as a racist cunt who deserves love? Intersting.

Cinderella is supposed to be humble, passive, downtrodden mouse. How can she be so sassy now?

R68 I’d much rather see LAVERNE Cox over unknown Lorraine Cox.

Is it to late to digitize that new hot girl Olivia into this, I think she’s LatinX as well so it won’t look like it’s whitewashing.

THANKS for your corrections R71. I was thinking of a friend of mine who I recorded an album with. LAVERNE Cox is who I meant. You're always way behind me R71. You'll never get ahead.

[quote] LatinX

There is no such thing as Latinx racist fuck.

The full trailer

"Rhythm Nation?" Really? Good lord.

Wow. The full trailer makes it look even more terrible.

Janet >>>

That trailer is the definition of INSUFFERABLE.

The Prince isn't hot. Pass

I know what you’re thinking r80. And I agree. Shawn Mendes should have been cast as Prince Charming. I know.

She's fat and has no tits.

Maybe that's what Shawn wants in a girl.

No one can belt like Lady Gaga. That's what the piece needs. She can rip it up like LuPone. Madonna was mediocre at best, and simply did not have the voice for it.

^Oops, wrong thread. Enjoy autotuned Cinderella...

STRAIGHT TO STREAMING is the new DIRECT TO VIDEO. In other words, 98% of the time, the movie is utter shit. Don't fall for the PR machine.

[quote]She's fat and has no tits. Maybe that's what Shawn wants in a girl.

Well, that plus a penis.

WTF she looks like Cinderella's cleaning lady.

What the world needs now: A new version of "Cinderella" that erases every last bit of magic from a beloved fairy tale. And don't even get me started on Billy Porter frightening the children as the Fairy Godmother.

Billy looking tight, and Camilla auto-tuned to death.

Pierce Brosnan is in this?

Bjlack twitter has decided to all stream the Whiney version simultaneously during it.

r90- he's gotta feed her somehow.

Did James Corden replace John Mulaney? John Mulaney was signed on at one point

Fuck YOU, R52 - we don’t want that steaming, streaming pile of shit!

Bibbidi-Bobbidi-BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Prince Charming looks like a total fagola.

Matt Damon, is that you?

Pierce Brosnan sounds drunk as fuck. He probably loaded up knowing he was in this piece of shit and that he was once again tormenting the world with his horrible singing.

Camila Cabello can sing, so why is she autotuned to sound like Hannah Montana?

R98 Camila can't sing. Trust me. I know.

Too fat

This is an “empowered” version of Cinderella

A hard pass

[quote]This is an “empowered” version of Cinderella.

Gee, I'm sure nobody saw that coming.

But is Cinderella powerful enough to get an abortion in Texas?