Jonah Falcon

Is he still saying he doesn't want to be known for his huge cock while wearing the tightest shorts he can find to show it off?

Oh boy do I remember this freak from the 90’s NYC club scene. He always delivered, I’ll give him that. I think he was less than there mentally, which was part of his garish appeal. I think he was “touched,” as they used to say.

Musto and others would write about him in the downtown press. I think he made Musto’s annual “Biggest Nightmares In New York” column more than once.

He also had dalliances with many well-known drag queens of the time, who couldn’t resist. He might of gotten paid for some of them. I won’t name any names.

He's bi so he's bound to be fucked up.

[quote] He might of gotten paid

He might HAVE gotten paid. There is no such phrase as "might of" or "would of" "could of" etc.

He's on FB and talks about sports all the time

He may have a double digit donger but

(a) it never gets hard

and

(b) he is truly the more boring person who ever lived. Nice enough, it seems, but blander than white bread.

I mean, he was sort of cute years ago but the extra weight did him no favors

[quote]He might of gotten paid....

Oh, dear.

But don't mind me. Think of it as an indication of Tourette's. I appreciated your post, and love to hear about the scene.

Imagine being the editorial assistant who had to gather these props...

He comes off as asexual.

Delivered how? He's constantly on Grindr and other apps. Always states how he's not looking for sex despite using a name like 13" cock etc. Says hi etc. but is never looking for a "hook up" and then goes quiet.

I was talking about this guy while having drinks and the boring people I was with had never heard of him. We are all New Yorkers, so I assumed that someone knew who/what I was talking about. He’s a local character, like Al Lewis or Robin Byrd or the naked Cowboy.

Crickets. And everyone looked at me like I was a slut with three heads.

His penis is deformed. You know you’re a slob when ARTIE LANGE says you smell like you shit your pants!! He’s fucking repugnant….always begging for money online. A loser.

When I was at University I chatted with him online one night, and yes it was definitely him as he had a webcam. What struck me most about him was that his dick was his ENTIRE personality.

His dick is his entire personality yet he acts like it isn’t, even while wearing lycra bicycle shorts with the huge ugly meat hanging down his leg. He’s so doughy and mediocre, just a bland white guy with nothing going except he has a giant penis. He couldn’t figure out why he couldn’t get better parts in TV, well it’s because he’s completely uninteresting. Honestly it’s just the cock, and that cock looks nasty to me. I can totally believe he smells.

He did a solo porn video called "Go Fuck Yourself" back in the late 90s where he used the name J.J. Holmes. One of least arousing scenes ever. He tried denying it was him, though. Even though it obviously was him. It used to be on pornhub, before they took down all user uploaded content.

I forgot the drag queen who boasted blowing him, it was the Blatino one in NYC that channels Billy Holliday in her performances. What a thing to admit to. She said his dick was like a yam.

Screen caps from the Jonah solo porn scene. Proof size isn't everything!

Gross. Completely mediocre.

R18 JOEY ARIAS

He went to OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE on his birthday HE LIVES IN NY AND CHOSE THE OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE.

How sad that is

Like I said, mediocre.

Cannot recommend

I wonder if he's on the spectrum because he seems to talk in a monotone voice, and his expression never seems to change.

Jonah is likely the OP

He is a bottom.

He fucking smells like shit

And all that time, during those years of watching reruns of "Leave It To Beaver," who knew he'd grow up to be packing that eggplant in his pleated pants.

He’s still trying to “entice” people on IG with his non functioning smelly log. It’s deformed

Can it get hard?

Joanh was on British tv discussing his penis.

He looks old now. Dyes his hair. Does he still live in the Chelsea housing prioject?

Imagine going on television in this outfit! Like they caught him running to the store for smokes. And with a lesbian haircut. Absolutely shameless.

You can see it if you scroll down a little on this page. I don't know, but I think I've seen Jamaican dicks even bigger than that.

Can he get a full erection?

He’s so fucking gross