What it’s Like to Be a Woman With Very Large Breasts

Then, buy blouses that cover your tittie crease.

The visual is nausea inducing. Thank you for the appetite suppressant, OP. I'll add it to my thread watch for those times I feel like over indulging.

The sweat underneath them smells like bologna.

Oh, honey, you’re beyond ripeness. Something tells me there’s a cold french fry under your left boob.

And enough with the humble-brag. It’s like a guy saying, “My dick is soooo big, everyone stares at it and wants to touch it.”. Um, right.

I got ‘em and I flaunt ‘em! Why the hostility? Truth be told, I have fallen asleep while eating fries in bed. I usually find the food under my breasts almost right away.

What do you want us to do about it ?

Stop complaining, you lucky bitch!

Most of us would be grateful for some straight male attention.

Attractive straight male attention, R7. In most cases, the attention doesn’t come from the kind of guys you’re probably attracted to.

I feel for the poor woman. I have the same problem with my humongous dick!

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R11, that's her???

And who the fuck cares that she gave up coke? Christ. What idiot wrote that?

Men get this too

Men with very large breasts, R13?

Big tits don’t count if your fat.

^^ you’re 🤦

At 29 years old, my 34Ds have begun to deflate and sag noticeably. It is depressing me, and really knocking my confidence. Sounds silly, but it’s getting to the point I basically don’t want to be naked anymore, or leave my house without many layers of clothing even in the summer.

So far I’ve read that it’s more or less genetic and inevitable, and once the Cooper’s ligaments loosen there’s basically nothing you can do about it, not even surgery—all you can hope to do is disguise it, by moderately exercising the chest area and trying to stay at a consistent weight (no yo-yo/crash dieting), and wearing good bras.

As a teen I was active and healthy but chubby, so my fat filled out my perkier chest and sat central to my body to create cleavage. I always wished I had smaller boobs, because it would have been less painful and awkward for me to play sports. Now I’ve slimmed down and got older, my tits have gravitated to the sides and turned pendulous (yeah, yeah, laugh it up), and sit halfway down my chest, so I wish I had mozzie bites for aesthetic reasons too. Other more mature women always warn you about the dreaded sag, of course, but nothing prepares you for the horrible shock when it does happen.

The image is at odds of the essay. Her cleavage is showing and she has a come hither expression on her face. Very juvenile.

Pics would be nice.

All of the women in my family are well-endowed (though none as large as this woman). I can't imagine hauling those around. If she lost at least fifty or sixty pounds (which she obviously needs to do anyway), they wouldn't be as large, and cumbersome. But she also wouldn't be able to use normalish-sized breasts to whore attention in the media, either.

I just never understood Wendy Williams and her gigantic boobs. She seems to enjoy them. Her back must kill her.

Big boobs are a pain literally.

R21, I think she got them that big because she very tall and broad-shouldered.

she's*

years and years ago I had a friend that had breasts that weighed 5lbs. each. She hated them and in her 20's were already causing her back pain so she had breast reduction and never regretted a minute of it.

[quote] I just never understood Wendy Williams and her gigantic boobs. She seems to enjoy them. Her back must kill her.

[quote] I think she got them that big because she very tall and broad-shouldered.

Plus, Wendy Williams is a MAN.

Well, from the photos at r11, the size of her breasts are exactly what I thought - it's because of her obesity. I was wondering what the rest of her body looked like - and she did a good job hiding it in the OP's pic.

She has very large breasts because she also has a very large waist, ass, etc.

This is a 'give me attention' appeal from a shitty writer.

Hey Sugartits at R17....

Give us a look!

R27 you don’t get size 40HH breasts from being overweight. She could drop 50 pounds and her tits will still be massive.

When they get that big, they cease being breasts and become udders.

Big tits are an albatross. I have had them since 11. I would have traded anything to have had a smaller chest to look better in clothes than have goombahs drooling over them, which they have done my whole life.

I know exactly how she feels!

34J. Fat as hell now so they're not as ridiculous compared to the rest of me but any time I was smaller than a size 12 I could literally stop traffic. They didn't decrease in size one iota, just the band size no matter how much weight I lost. Short of wearing a tent there's no hiding them. And no matter how much one straps them down, you are considered a slut. From age 9.

We know what goes between those melons! 🍆

If I had tits, even average one's I'd constantly be flashing them at the hot boys.

I will say, the quickest way to lose respect for straight men is to figure out how dumb they are around breasts. You can get them to do literally anything and if you are the wrong kind of woman you can get them to give you anything you want. so stupid.

If I had tits I'd "accidentally" walk in front of my windows and let the nipples poke out of my tops

Seems like you bottoms really wish you had breasts.

Big breasts are a gift from God. I would never reduce the size of mine!

If I were a woman with big tits I’d be getting abortions constantly.

[quote]Seems like you bottoms really wish you had breasts.

They hate gay men so they fantasize about being whatever they think will get them a straight guy.

Eh... I'm in the US and a DD and tall, built like her- larger- and it's no big deal. They are not that big and men don't really care unless they are out of proportion with your body, which in her case and mine, they are not.

Much ado about nothing. Maybe if they were out bouncing around naked, but in clothes, I doubt people care.

She can’t just get them cut down or whatever?

R6, with all due respect, many of us ARE the wrong kind of woman.

r44, so was I for a while 😉

At least she’s not bitching that no one gets her pronouns wrong.

Very large breasts seem kind of freakish. But I guess men find them sexually alluring. At any rate, they cause women problems; back pain and the like and I guess it must be uncomfortable to have those big things hanging off you.

I remember some medical show that featured a woman with naturally enormous breasts. They hung all the way down to her navel. The doctor said he'd never seen anything like it. The huge jugs caused her great discomfort and the solution of course was breast reduction surgery. Her husband was concerned about her having surgery; he said he was a "breast man" so he had no problem with her gigantic boobs. But she had the surgery, her breast size was greatly reduced and she looked and felt much better. I felt happy for her. I can only imagine how it must feel to have huge bags of flesh hanging off you.

She's a fatty so her huge breasts aren't that big a deal. If she weighted under 150 lbs yes. but she is just a big fatty with giant drooping fatty boobs.

"As a plus-sized woman, while my overall heft is considered unattractive by many, big breasts are sought after, and even imitated with push-up bras and “chicken fillet” inserts. "

Meant to link this for above. She is basically a huge woman with correspondingly huge boobs.

Well ya came to the right place OP.

Instead of moaning and complaining, just get a breast reduction. Unless of course, you're just an attention-seeker who protesteth too much and secretly LOVE IT. Surely not????

No, she identifies as plus sized. She needs to try to lose weight before having surgery. She is a fatty with fat tits. Do they do breast reduction surgeries for fat women? I thought it was all normal sized women with huge boobs that caused problems. If you are fat, then your knees, hips everything will suffer.

How did I know that she'd have them on full display in her photo? I have some big ones, too, but all you need to do is guy proper clothing and they disappear. Once the cleavage is covered, no one cares anymore. She wants the attention. She gets the attention. The end.

Having enormous breasts is horrific! I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy! This is truly worse than the Holocaust!

[quote] I would have traded anything to have had a smaller chest to look better in clothes than have goombahs drooling over them, which they have done my whole life.

And I would have traded anything to have goombahs drooling over me!!!!

We should have switched places when we were younger!

I wonder what becomes of those insane porn stars who have unbelievably enormous breast implants. How can they stand having them that big? They look like freaks. I would think it would be very dangerous to have huge sacks of goo stuffed into your chest. And what kind of doctor would do implants like that? I guess both the doctors and the ones with the huge implants are both crazy.

I'm calling bullshit on the posts that there is no correlation between weight and breast size - that's just biologically impossible that you can lose 50 pounds and your breasts stay the same size. Vice versa - there's no way you can gain 50 pounds and your breasts stay the same size.

I've know many women who've lost weight and their breasts are reduced - just like their asses. Unfortunately, they're now stretched out balloons.

Udder bullshit.

I hope "udder bullshit" was on purpose.

[quote]What it’s Like to Be a Woman With Very Large Breasts

Adrienne Barbeau explained it all without the verbiage.

Howard Stern sidekick Robin Quivers had breast reduction surgery decades ago and after the surgery the doctor told her they were still Ds.

[QUOTE] I'm calling bullshit on the posts that there is no correlation between weight and breast size - that's just biologically impossible that you can lose 50 pounds and your breasts stay the same size. Vice versa - there's no way you can gain 50 pounds and your breasts stay the same size.

I didn’t say they’d still be the same size, R57. I said they’d still be massive. She’s not going from a 40HH to a C-cup by losing weight.

Isn't rescue chick the vegas maid?

Large breasts- Empowering!

[quote] Seems like you bottoms really wish you had breasts.

I do.

Same r33 - massive tits here and they are just a pain. I've never worn a bikini, because even when slim I look like a porn star and not in a good way.

I can't exercise easily, and to be frank - men are disgusting pigs.

At my slimmest I was a size 4 with E cups.

My tits get so very dry; I rub a lot of lotion on them.

Ask Kayla Kleavage what she thinks about them

R17,

Oh, for fuck's sake, are you the librarian in northern NY?

Ds are not huge unless you are a midget person.

[quote]I would have traded anything to have had a smaller chest to look better in clothes than have goombahs drooling over them, which they have done my whole life.

And I would trade anything to have a physical feature that goombahs drool over, even the types of guys most of you would find physically repulsive. But no, I am completely and utterly invisible to the entire male population of the planet and will remain so until the day I die.

That’s what plastic surgery is for, R69. Or body recomposition through exercise. Or hair dye. There’s all sorts of ways to make yourself more visible. You just aren’t trying hard enough.

Do you think walking on all fours would help relieve the back pain?

Don't want your big tits to be treated like public property?

Quit serving them to the public like a pastry shelf, Bitch.

r62, the only poo I have ever had in my shoes is dog poo tyvm

It's an Airbag Generation, baby!

Introducing the legendary Busty Heart!

R68 is either a man or a stupid woman.

[quote]...between 1992 and 2013, the average bra size in the U.S. has increased from a 34B to a 34DD, and now just six years later, the average has shot up to a DDD — that's the largest compared to any of the other countries studied.

That's just since the 90s. Ds are not normal for women to walk around with every day. It's because of weight issues and surgery that the "normal" has risen to this level. It's not healthy.

As a lesbian, it's a special treat to get mansplained about breast size by a gay dude with a wikipedia article.

I want to see Randa Jarrar's tits!

Now that's a rough looking 28 year old. Her tits are the least of her problems. She should start using sunscreen ASAP.

R77, are you speaking to me at R76? If so, I'm a lesbian. If not, you should learn to reference other posts properly.

There is no way that an increase over 20 years from a B to a DDD is natural or healthy. This is all from porn expectations due to the internet starting in the 90s. Hetero men are pigs and hetero women are stupid to deform themselves to attract pigs.

[quote]women are stupid to deform themselves to attract pigs.

Especially with the potential of health risks from leakage.

I never understood why women would want sacks of goo inserted into their chests simply to be more attractive to men. Always seemed like self-mutilation to me.

If there were no men, there would be no boob jobs.

Get the hook! Go fuck yourself!

Just because you got them big udders don't make you somethin' special!

Let's start a "ball implant" movement. Make balls inflated to 10 times their actual size desirable.

Let's not pretend as if men wouldn't be making their penises twenty inches or longer, if they could.

Women are able to have huge tits because we have the medical technology to do so.

If we had the medical technology to make penises larger, I guarantee that every man would do it.

BODACIOUS TA TA'S!

She sounds like a whore

What exactly did she say that reeks of whoredom, R88?

She and Lizzo should form a club.

Sing it, titty baby

[quote] Let's not pretend as if men wouldn't be making their penises twenty inches or longer, if they could.

Exactly.

Women are doing what men can't.

Stop trying to play the victim, and acting as though men are forcing them to do this. They WANT to do it.

Women want big tits, like men want big dicks.

If she hates them so much, why not get a breast reduction? Or lose weight since she obviously has fat girl boobs?

My sister, who had large breasts, got a breast reduction in her early-20s and it made her so much happier.

[quote]Or lose weight since she obviously has fat girl boobs?

This.

Her tits are only big because she's fat. Watch those things become deflated balloons if she ever put down the fork.

R68 imagine if your balls drooped and withered and became irreversibly loose before you were thirty. Wouldn’t feel great, would it?

I read R44 in Leslie Jordan's voice. Essentially Brother Boy in Sordid Lifes.

"I thought LGBT meant Like Great Big Titties"(That's a straight joke on Twitter.)

Rachel Bloom explains it for you.

Get rid of the problem.

They're not that big.

@the ‘just get a masectomy’ posters—it’s not that simple.

The mammaries contain many important nodes & nerves, that if damaged or sundered can negatively affect general healthy regulation and functioning of the rest of the female body to which they are/were attached. It’s why only cancer patients and T loons get them chopped off.

No matter how uncomfortable or insecure or agonised big or awkward or sagging tits make a woman, if she’s somewhat healthy and wants to stay that way then she’s bound to keep them. It’s a horrible curse.

Are you saying breast reductions harm women?

Quite big tits!

I had a female coworker years ago who always wanted to squeeze other womens' large bosoms. It was weird. She had to be repeatedly asked to stop.

Why the fuck are we discussing this? We don't give a shit, go infest a straight site, dum bitch OP

Personally, I am more attracted to the baboon's backside.

R101 potentially. The procedure can be done with minor impact that is offset by greater benefits (e.g less back pain, more self confidence), but it is still very risky and will inevitably have at least a few negative effects, the same as cutting off or cutting down any other body part. For some women it’s worth it, but it is never without cost.

r104 has moobs.

I am coming out as a proud member of the LGBT community. I Like to Grab Big Titties.

I think it's unfair to say it's only because she's fat. Maybe her weight is the result of having big tits? Large breasted women can find it a struggle to exercise. Sports bras can only do so much.

I don't believe it's 100% a weight thing with breast sizes increasing. I've known 100 lb women with DDs (my mother) and 250lb women with Bs. Weight doesn't greatly change the size post puberty, except during pregnancy. I'm guessing breast size increasing correlates with early puberty. I'm seeing 5/6 yr olds with budding breasts. Girls are starting puberty at 7/8.

I lean towards hormones. It's well known there's plastic chemicals that leech estrogen-like hormones into foods, water, and body. Our water supply is full of estrogen in general. I have girl friends that were small as teens until they started birth control (or had a pregnancy while younger). One friend was flat all through high school, then at 17 sprung Cs (on a small body), all after using BC.

Lizzo is fat and she doesn't have much breast tissue.

R109 I was a happy 17-year old C, until I made the mistake of taking a BC combo pill (with an acne med) for just a year when I graduated. Horrible drug. One of the only non-devastating but still weird and inconvenient sides was that I ended up jumping a full cup size despite losing weight.

Haven’t taken BC since, and now struggle with large pendulous dungs that I don’t really enjoy. I miss having perky medium breasts so much.

R111 that sucks. I'm sorry it did that. I feel for young girls these days. My poor neice has been wearing a training bra since she was 5/6. I have a bad feeling she'll end up well endowed if she has 10 more years of developing to go.

There's not many men that understand what a burden they can be, especially large natural ones, with the exception of men that are close enough to women to really talk about that stuff. It's not boob implants that were a choice and where a surgeon sculpted them to be a preferred shape. Having multiple sisters and a mother that was open about body stuff, I feel sympathy for some of their plights.

My friend is a JJ. Men always talk to them and she has to drive in this weird position with her elbow elevated.

Huh,huh,huh -- big tee-yutz!