Human shit stain Colton Underwood goes naked for photoshoot

How many times are you guys gonna post this? He doesn’t even look good in the pics

The desperation is starting early.

I hadn't expected the rehab story until 2022, but looking like Christmas at this rate.

Apparently, he's now realized that "hot" body among straight folk and "hot" among gay folk are two different things entirely, so has taken steps accordingly.

Why is it that the only openly gay figures the media respects are MAGAts? There are plenty of non deplorables to give support to.

r4 exactly. Why are we lifting him up? Let Dee Dee Plorable gawk over him.

Meh. I still like him better than Aaron Schock.

Meh, but I would be glad to have some of his lesser quality shit rubbed on me if he has the time.

Colton- call me.

What is that scent Colton wears? Is is the unmistakable aroma of Famewhore by Calvin Klein?

If he does vote for Trump. He's dead to me, as is the newly out football player. Nothing worse than gay Trumpers.

Those "naked" photos aren't even as risqué as photos posted every day by Instahos, porn stars and other reality-turned-porn stars.

Was just about to say the same thing, r10.

I’ve seen more risqué photos on billboards in Time Square.

[quote]Meh. I still like him better than Aaron Schock.

I believe that's the inverse of bad to worse.

R3 he looks better there than now

He's not naked fucktard

OP you are worse than Hitler.

He’s fugly.

Maybe in a cage with a hood he’d be fuckable. Interesting though… no ass shots. Flat ass?

[quote] He’s fugly.

please post a pic of yourself sir, if this man is fugly, you must be Adonis himself

OP = Lance Bass

Wait how do we know he voted for trump? I know with NASSIB all proof point to it. What’s out there about Colton?

Do you think they purposely posed him like a primate?

How long before he starts showing up in private party videos with Aaron Schock?

He's the definition of stupid hunk. I'd love to meet him and fuck him.

[quote]Human shit stain Colton Underwood goes naked for photoshoot

They just don't make "naked" like they used to.

Butter face.

Is he still searching for the BATHHOUSE BANDIT?....Surely an alleged stalker like Colton can find him?....Theory = Maybe Colton couldn't afford the entrance fee at the bathhouse and came up with the extortion angle to get a refund?...Some fun theories on which "gay spa" he went to---in the LINK.

He's hot--that's about it. Dime a dozen. NEXT.

Dump the earrings. Colton looks like a used up gay porn star.

The caftan is next

He dreamy.

I'd love him to sit on my face

Get in line R30

The name “Colton” is too dreadful. Make it go away.

r14 did you see all the shots - he is naked in some holding his jeans in front of his junk. It's still naked. If there was cock shots I woud have said. Relax Francis

I hate when they call unclothed photoshoots that show nothing "naked" photoshoots. He doesn't even show ass for crying out loud.

R34 considering his fanbase is 13 yo straight girls, better not

That headline was uncalled for. Calling him a shit stain.

You sound twisted and very bitter OP.

What has made you so obviously jealous of him?

Bravo R36 well said

OP = Cassie Randolph

I'd eat his dirty pooper .

Do you think he timed his "workout goals" with his coming out?

R40 NO. Nothing was calculated

Colton is a nobody, and has done nothing to indicate any human-shitstainistic qualities. Aaron Schock, for example, would be an actual human shitstain.

Also, there is no actual nakedness in this photoshoot. Hence, no verificatia of sizemeat.

R39, he looks like his pooper is dirty all the time.

Other than the earrings he looks like every other clone who understands how perilously close she is to the wrong side of 40.

There is no wrong side to 40. There's only LIFE and DEATH.

Why is this fool posing like Gollum in #4 and #9? Moron.

I don't know why but I want to say he looks like a goober.

But yes, Aaron Shock is infinitely worse than this guy. This guy just doesn't seem particularly bright but he's not evil. Shock on the other hand voted against gay rights while being one himself. And he never really apologized for this cunty actions. And then he expected the love and support of the gay community!

hope he gets raped

^ Oh, that's appropriate. Freak.

He’s got a nice body. He’s fairly good looking. But his fame who ring is a complete turnoff.

He seems dumb as a rock but where do you get “shitstain” from, OP?

dark blonds that are hairy are sexy.

I can already see in those photos the disaster that is going to be Fat Colton Underwood.

Aaron Schocks Past is Colton Underwood Present is Pete Buttigiegs Future....Pete is going to find his inner Hollywood Whoreness--probably in about 3 years.

Like all these guys who come out, they know their commercial value for a straight audience is nil so they quickly try to drum up a gay fan base.

They take a bunch of shirtless photos (because apparently that’s all we need) in an effort to become a gay icon of sorts.

Sadly, he doesn’t have any other talent because being gay only gets you so far on its own

The pics are sexy… so what?

I came for ass and was left disappointed.

Media whore!

He is a media whore, possibly a Trumptard but those of you calling him ugly sound like ugly old hags who type fat.

He comes off far far better than a lot of the bitter queens in this thread.

I'd rather hang out with him than some of the embittered queens dishing him here for really no good reason.

You all just come across as slightly unhinged to be essentially jealous of someone you don't know and has no bearing on your life.

Naked isn't naked unless the cock, balls and ass make an appearance.

Too hairy. And what's with the earrings? Despite face and height, I don't find him that ghewd-lewking

The caftan wearing brigade here are very picky.

Equally so the fem gays who too usually pollute these type of threads with their bitterness.

The blubber and swish in this thread is palpable.

[quote] he looks like his pooper is dirty all the time.

He frequently talks about the fact that he always goes commando, and sleeps in the nude. So stains may be a part of his life.

[quote]I'd rather hang out with him than some of the embittered queens dishing him here for really no good reason

Oh, we are sure that you would. We're also sure that he'd take a pass on that. Haha

Colton Underwood is SO sexy that I get the same excitment watching him and imagining him quite deep in me, as, say, you know when it's like your birthday, and your friends organize a chemsex party for you, and you're fucked and fisted by everybody but you CAN'T SEE, because of the blindfold ? He's THAT hot

Um, we’ll just say, ‘yup’ and move on.

Colton Underwood is the living embodiment of a long yawn.

OP is a fucking liar, he is not naked.

I’ll vote for anyone I want to you fucking losers.

"Underwood," you say? Is she a deviled ham heiress or a typewriter heiress?

Bitch stole my act.

I'm naked right now.

Under my clothes.