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Soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo - I Love My Body

He is the world's highest paid Instagramer

Earns up to $1.6 million per post on Instagram - as he has over 300 million followers

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by Anonymousreply 29July 1, 2021 11:51 PM

He's. complicated and mysterious. I do admire that he is the scrappy working class kid who transformed into a glamazon international sports star. I will be first in line to read a true biography that's reveals who he really is.

OP - you post this pic completely out of context and nowhere is it indicated that Ronaldo said "I love my body" least alone about this pic. Fuck you.

by Anonymousreply 1July 1, 2021 1:08 PM

I don't get the love for him, he's not attractive at all

by Anonymousreply 2July 1, 2021 1:11 PM

Beautiful bisexual. Yummers!

by Anonymousreply 3July 1, 2021 1:30 PM

He's kind of a butter face, but his body is beautiful. With a paper bag over his head, he might be hot.

by Anonymousreply 4July 1, 2021 1:30 PM

Agree with r4. From the neck down he's spectacular, but his face is so blandly uninteresting.

by Anonymousreply 5July 1, 2021 1:48 PM

he's also a billionaire.

by Anonymousreply 6July 1, 2021 1:49 PM

I don’t pay attention to him anymore, but for a while, he always looked really greasy… Does he still?

by Anonymousreply 7July 1, 2021 1:51 PM

He looks great and non greasy when he cleans up for ad campaigns and when he relaxes on a rented super yacht.

by Anonymousreply 8July 1, 2021 1:53 PM

How is his rape case coming along?

by Anonymousreply 9July 1, 2021 1:55 PM

I don’t get his appeal. The mystery thing is a turnoff.

by Anonymousreply 10July 1, 2021 1:56 PM

[quote]He's. complicated and mysterious

Yes he is. He told that woman he raped that “99% of me is good, but 1% of me is very bad”.

by Anonymousreply 11July 1, 2021 1:56 PM

I love all his pictures with his son. They are peas in a pod.

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by Anonymousreply 12July 1, 2021 1:57 PM

This one is hilarious. Such posers.

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by Anonymousreply 13July 1, 2021 1:58 PM

I wish I had just half of his determination and mental toughness. He is so disciplined with his workouts, diet and everything else. That is what I like about him.

by Anonymousreply 14July 1, 2021 1:58 PM

another

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by Anonymousreply 15July 1, 2021 1:59 PM

Body is perfect...face not so much.

by Anonymousreply 16July 1, 2021 2:00 PM

I would bet 100 Euros (not more) that Ronaldo doesn't have sex often with women and that he is not a rapist but of course I don't know. As I said, he is mysterious.

by Anonymousreply 17July 1, 2021 2:02 PM

Body IS perfect, and yet I prefer more body fat. Totally appreciate the effort he puts into molding his body, but I find it overdone. I know I probably just sound jealous, but these non-fat appearances don't do much for me.

by Anonymousreply 18July 1, 2021 2:05 PM

Can't stand that little weasel on the pitch. Fuck him.

Also probably a closet case. Pussy.

Nasty cheating bitch !

by Anonymousreply 19July 1, 2021 2:55 PM

So do I.

by Anonymousreply 20July 1, 2021 3:10 PM

Given that he’s either a rapist or a closet case who lied by omission about rape, ‘‘twas sweet watching him lope off so early in pitiful defeat from this year’s Euros.

And watching him play for United was always torture, as a rival fan. He was good on the ball, of course he was, but reckless and egocentric and callous with it. Every time an English midfielder would face him, I’d get nervous for their wellbeing.

by Anonymousreply 21July 1, 2021 3:10 PM

I guess he's not having sex with that hawt Arab anymore?

by Anonymousreply 22July 1, 2021 3:12 PM

Apparently since 2014 he’s been keeping mum about incurable tendonosis (matching his slowly crumbling heart in Messi’s absence), meaning his days are not only numbered but almost up—as in, he’s finished in sport within the next six-eight months.

While I dislike the man professionally, I have to admire his grit and fortitude and discipline playing through degenerative injury. Would be fascinating to know exactly how he drives himself on psychologically. What does he say to himself every morning, waking up in pain and facing a day of intense strain?

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by Anonymousreply 23July 1, 2021 3:15 PM

"Show me my bank statements" probably does the trick.

by Anonymousreply 24July 1, 2021 3:17 PM

R24 maybe. Perhaps it’s enough for him.

Money sometimes isn’t enough, though—especially not for certain pain levels and thresholds. Many people who live with chronic pain, disability or injury say they would take relative poverty or pay any amount for the rest of their lives just to take the pain away for good. Cumulative stress from pain can break down the mind as well as the body, and leads to all sorts of complications and restrictions in ones’ life.

It would take as much money as Ronaldo has, maybe more to make it worthwhile. Or he has another motivator—fear, love, anger, something else to prove. Now he has kids, I suppose he’s doing it to make money and set an example for them.

by Anonymousreply 25July 1, 2021 3:21 PM

Curious that he should train form and skill with such intensity, only to dive whenever opportunity should arise rather than play well. He has never learned to approach the game in a gentlemanly fashion.

He used to behave scandalously at United when challenged. A true gent of footie like Lampard Jr. could only laugh in disbelief when faced with such rank scumbaggery.

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by Anonymousreply 26July 1, 2021 3:41 PM

Wow. I guess he just smells cookies and never eats them.

by Anonymousreply 27July 1, 2021 3:48 PM

R27 he’s probably not eaten so much as a gram of sugar since 2005.

Makes you feel sorry for his poor clone kid, who probably never gets to have pizza nights, sleepover snacks, or sweet or unhealthy treats on birthdays or special occasions like other children.

by Anonymousreply 28July 1, 2021 4:08 PM

R17 ‘100 Euros’ is so specific lmao

by Anonymousreply 29July 1, 2021 11:51 PM
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