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You get to have sex with Timothee Chalamet

But you can pick only one of the options below.

by Anonymousreply 18June 30, 2021 10:47 AM

I’m gay because I like sex with men, OP, not rat-faced malnourished little boys.

by Anonymousreply 1June 29, 2021 11:31 AM

Someone has way too much fucking time on their hands, and possibly a raging porn addiction.

by Anonymousreply 2June 29, 2021 11:31 AM

Chalamet really puts the EW in "jew" . Hard pass

by Anonymousreply 3June 29, 2021 11:32 AM

Hard choice for me anyways, I'd like to do several of the above. But as R1 points out he isnt to everyones taste even if I find him hot personally

by Anonymousreply 4June 29, 2021 11:40 AM

I shaked his hand, said "have a nice day", and part way with Timothee

by Anonymousreply 5June 29, 2021 11:42 AM

Was this supposed to be difficult?

I'm amazed that anyone fantasizes about Timothee being a top.

by Anonymousreply 6June 29, 2021 11:43 AM

I'd prefer a post on: A hundred gruesome ways to kill this lame OP.

by Anonymousreply 7June 29, 2021 11:43 AM

Why do Fraus want to push Chalamet as an object of desire for gay men , frau OP ? he's not

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by Anonymousreply 8June 29, 2021 11:45 AM

R8 He is - for some of us.

by Anonymousreply 9June 29, 2021 12:02 PM

R8 aren't you in rehab ?

by Anonymousreply 10June 29, 2021 12:03 PM

I’d rather have sex with Woody Allen.

by Anonymousreply 11June 29, 2021 12:04 PM

Sounds vulgrotic, OP.

by Anonymousreply 12June 29, 2021 12:05 PM

I’m still not even convinced that he has a penis.

by Anonymousreply 13June 29, 2021 12:06 PM

[quote]I’d rather have sex with Woody Allen.

We know, Soon-Yi

by Anonymousreply 14June 29, 2021 12:07 PM

Get to have sex with Timothee Chalamet?

That would be purely a punishment. Not in any way an opportunity.

by Anonymousreply 15June 29, 2021 12:12 PM

Bones would snap if anyone tried the OP's options.

There's no way that boy doesn't have an eating disorder. You can hear the heart arrhythmia through the pix.

by Anonymousreply 16June 29, 2021 12:30 PM

I rarely watch porn, r2. I just had an almost sex dream featuring Mr. Chalamet the night before I posted this, and had to channel my frustrated horniness somehow.

by Anonymousreply 17June 30, 2021 10:41 AM

R1 and r8 are correct. We like men, here. He is not.

by Anonymousreply 18June 30, 2021 10:47 AM
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