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Below Deck Mediterranean - Season 6

Premieres tonight on BRAVO!

Captain Shandy's back, and sho ish Malia!

Btw, Maliash a leshbian....

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by Anonymousreply 243August 4, 2021 1:22 AM

How did that “sous-chef” Shandy found not know how to cook a lobster, or a steak? No one else even had even the most basic knowledge of cooking? What a shit show. This crew at least looks better than the tattooed carnys from BD sailing ship.

by Anonymousreply 1June 29, 2021 3:13 AM

Captain Shandy wash too bizzzshie shipping the champagne, and washn't paying attention to the lobshter!

by Anonymousreply 2June 29, 2021 8:22 AM

Please tell me this is the season that Malia does a "Natalie Wood" by drunkenly climbing in the dinghy, only to be lost & never seen again. The rest of the season is spent by Captain Shandy investigating all the motives of the crew who wanted to be rid of that annoying little midget

by Anonymousreply 3June 29, 2021 8:47 AM

Captain Shandy is in love with Malia, R3.

She would turn the boat around and jump in the water herself, just to find Malia!

by Anonymousreply 4June 29, 2021 9:32 AM

[QUOTE] Please tell me this is the season that Malia does a "Natalie Wood" by drunkenly climbing in the dinghy, only to be lost & never seen again.

That’s Robert Wagner’s FAKE story about what happened to Natalie Wood, just for the record.

by Anonymousreply 5June 29, 2021 2:11 PM

I think Captain Sandy thinks Malia is a lesbian because she made out with Hannah in Season 2.

But that was a big nothing, in my opinion.

Malia likes cock.

Also, the way she fawned over Tom was just gross. Although I have to say that she would make someone a very loyal and supportive wife.

by Anonymousreply 6June 29, 2021 3:10 PM

[Also, the way she fawned over Tom was just gross. Although I have to say that she would make someone a very loyal and supportive wife.

Nah, I think she supported Tom because she realized how pathetic he was going to look when BD was edited, thereby making *her* look like she hooked up with a whiny loser (who was even more of a drama queen than Adam). She's a Gold Star climber - maybe not Megs level, but close...

by Anonymousreply 7June 29, 2021 5:07 PM

This season's crew is ugly.

by Anonymousreply 8June 29, 2021 6:37 PM

Agreed, R8. Not one fuckable male. That chef is a complete fucking pussy too. Did you act like that when you were cooking for Hugh Jackman or whoever?

by Anonymousreply 9June 29, 2021 7:55 PM

BD has played the "problems with the diva chef" card one too many times I don't know how exactly production comes up with these seasonal subplots, but it's just tired. Next thing you know they'll be bringing back old Bow legged Ben to shake shit up & get into fights with Malia

by Anonymousreply 10June 29, 2021 8:41 PM

I agree with R8

by Anonymousreply 11June 29, 2021 8:44 PM

I'll miss Tom and his delightful boiled meat.

by Anonymousreply 12June 29, 2021 8:48 PM

[quote] I'll miss Tom and his delightful boiled meat.

How delightfully British!

Btw, has Tom stopped whingeing yet?

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by Anonymousreply 13June 29, 2021 8:59 PM

The chef is prominently featured in coming attractions so I’m assuming he makes a speedy recovery. Why didn’t they just ask the alleged chef Shandy borrowed what she CAN cook and go with they. Hell, pasta and meatballs would have been a safer option than poisoning the guests with undercooked lobster.

by Anonymousreply 14June 29, 2021 9:03 PM

Shandy might have realized that R14, if she hadn't been DRUNK!

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by Anonymousreply 15June 29, 2021 9:09 PM

I'm guessing the point of a flub in the food early in the season is that it gives Shandy the rationale to micromanage the hell out of the food/food service for the remainder of the season

by Anonymousreply 16June 29, 2021 9:46 PM

[quote] I'm guessing the point of a flub in the food early in the season is that it gives Shandy the rationale to micromanage the hell out of the food/food service for the remainder of the season

Yeah, she did that to poor Kiko last season, and then fired him!

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by Anonymousreply 17June 29, 2021 9:49 PM

"Do your food!"

by Anonymousreply 18June 29, 2021 9:52 PM

Did anyone else sense tension between Shady Sandy and Mah-Lee-ah?

by Anonymousreply 19June 29, 2021 10:10 PM

Does Kiko still make his MUCACA?

by Anonymousreply 20June 30, 2021 12:02 AM

I don't understand why Kiko made all those fish stews that take forever to prepare. Surf n turf is what tacky Americans want to eat.

by Anonymousreply 21June 30, 2021 12:08 AM

How was it possible to find a “sous-chef” who can’t cook a lobster or a steak? They should have served the oysters raw on ice, not broiled them. It looks like they ruined the lobster by overcooking the Hell out of it. What a mess.

by Anonymousreply 22June 30, 2021 12:43 AM

On WWHL Shandy was asked if she would have handled the drunken guest jumping into the water after dark differently than Lee who lost him temper and threw the guest off the boat. Shandy said she would have let the guest swim and have a good time but would have sent crew members into the water to watch over her. Seriously? And if all of them drowned she would just shrug it off? The woman is an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 23July 3, 2021 4:27 PM

Rofl, R23.

Not to mention, what if there were sharks in the water?

They feed at night, and there's no way the crew could spot them in the dark.

She really is dumb.

by Anonymousreply 24July 3, 2021 4:29 PM

Did anyone else notice the awkwardness between Sandy and Malia, when Malia came up to the bridge?

I'm sure they both felt weird about Shandy's video where she claims Malia is a lesbian.

Bwahahahahaha!

by Anonymousreply 25July 3, 2021 4:30 PM

Did you see the season preview where Sandy screams at Malia? That’s why I’m watching. I hate them both but it will be fun watching Shandy turn on Malia.

by Anonymousreply 26July 3, 2021 4:54 PM

[quote] How was it possible to find a “sous-chef” who can’t cook a lobster or a steak? They should have served the oysters raw on ice, not broiled them.

I just watched it finally. The sous chef sounded Eastern European and made a couple of comments about meat in general. If the boat she was borrowed from was a local charter yacht, it’s very possible that steak and lobster are in the chef’s wheelhouse. I had seafood in Croatia, but I never really saw steak and lobster/surf and turf type deals while I was there.

by Anonymousreply 27July 3, 2021 11:37 PM

[quote]Shandy said she would have let the guest swim and have a good time but would have sent crew members into the water to watch over her. Seriously? And if all of them drowned she would just shrug it off? The woman is an idiot.

Season after season, we see crews expected to put up with limitless shit from guests, but telling a crew member to jump into the ocean at night with a drunk guest is undoubtedly a safety issue. I kind of wonder if Shandy just wanted to change the subject from her weird obsession with Malia.

by Anonymousreply 28July 4, 2021 10:22 AM

This cast, amirite? And I don't consider myself a particularly shallow person, BUT if I'm going to lose IQ points by watching this shit, I'd appreciate SOME eye candy. I mean...I see better-looking people working in the pharmacy at my CVS. NOT even exaggerating.

This season's casting director should be FIRED. I can't imagine Cohen is happy with this cast.

by Anonymousreply 29July 4, 2021 12:30 PM

A cast covid created

by Anonymousreply 30July 4, 2021 12:33 PM

I think one of the stews might be making an early exit because she’s barely in the season promo except to say she’s quitting. But she’s pretty so she’ll be ok.

by Anonymousreply 31July 4, 2021 1:16 PM

The Caribbean Queen? Miss Bahamas?

by Anonymousreply 32July 5, 2021 2:06 PM

New epishode tonight, bisshesshh.

by Anonymousreply 33July 5, 2021 8:47 PM

FANK YOU SHANDY!

by Anonymousreply 34July 5, 2021 8:58 PM

This chef is a piece of work. Just what Shandy deserves.

by Anonymousreply 35July 6, 2021 1:20 AM

Is the chef gay?

I'm guessing that he is.

by Anonymousreply 36July 6, 2021 1:33 AM

Chef seems asexual. Is the deckie with the porn stache gay?

by Anonymousreply 37July 6, 2021 1:40 AM

Well next week the real drama begins.

by Anonymousreply 38July 6, 2021 2:01 AM

What antics did the chef pull other than tell Miss Bahamas off?

by Anonymousreply 39July 6, 2021 2:01 AM

[quote] What antics did the chef pull other than tell Miss Bahamas off?

Good for him. She needed to be told the fuck off.

She's a cunt, who thinks her shit doesn't stink.

by Anonymousreply 40July 6, 2021 2:11 AM

Ms Bahamas nailed it when she said the chef is no hero for doing his job. He put the whole charter in jeopardy because he hurt his knee. Fuck that. He should have pushed through. So far Malia is on her best behavior.

by Anonymousreply 41July 6, 2021 2:30 AM

[quote] So far Malia is on her best behavior.

I shtill think sheesh a leshbian...

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by Anonymousreply 42July 6, 2021 3:48 AM

Wow, the chef is a fucking train wreck.

He bailed on two jobs already, because of anxiety?

Why in the fuck would the show hire him???

This job on television is more stressful than anything he has probably done before.

The producers are fucking assholes, if they did this on purpose.

by Anonymousreply 43July 6, 2021 4:20 AM

That floating unicorn just cracks me up!!! Rofl.

I don't know why, but I think it's hilarious.

Another thing that cracks me up, is when the deck crew lets things just float away.

Nico and his team let the swimming pool float away, and now this crew let the jet ski just float away.

It always amazes me how clueless these people can be.

by Anonymousreply 44July 6, 2021 4:40 AM

The chef looks like Jose Ferrar.

Which is to say, ugly.

by Anonymousreply 45July 6, 2021 5:14 AM

I found video footage of Lexi at Miss Universe 2013 in Moscow.

This was the pageant where Trump was involved in all sorts of shenanigans.

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by Anonymousreply 46July 6, 2021 5:34 AM

Lexi seems very high maintenance.

I don't know what the hell she is doing, working on a yacht.

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by Anonymousreply 47July 6, 2021 5:35 AM

Bahamas is a poor country. If this show is accurate, the tips these people can earn working in luxurious locations is enticing. A high maintenance chick like Hannah would never have done this work if not for the cash.

by Anonymousreply 48July 6, 2021 11:30 AM

These guests are awful. I’m guessing they’ll leave a shitty tip.

by Anonymousreply 49July 6, 2021 12:14 PM

Just watched the first three episodes......yes all of the guys are ugly. They all seem non-sexual not matter how much they talk about girls and getting it on.

Shandy is still a mess and barely competent to drive a car let alone a yacht.

Miss Bahamas (who never mentions it except in EVERY conversation) is so entitled. I hate when folks say they are being "disrespected" when they are actually just being called out for their bullshit. Eating all the lamb before the guests are served was so wrong. And then she wiped her greasy hands on her skirt!

by Anonymousreply 50July 6, 2021 2:12 PM

[quote] These guests are awful. I’m guessing they’ll leave a shitty tip.

All of the male charter guests are hot!

Loved seeing them shirtless and drunk. I'd bet they'd be open to a little guy-on-guy action, when drunk.

[quote] Just watched the first three episodes......yes all of the guys are ugly

Actually, the one guy from England is cute. He doesn't say very much, though.

I also like the guy with the moustache. He has a great personality.

Mzi is a nice guy, too.

The chef is just a head case. He seems like a real nutter.

by Anonymousreply 51July 6, 2021 3:56 PM

[quote] Eating all the lamb before the guests are served was so wrong. And then she wiped her greasy hands on her skirt!

I didn't realize she did that!

Eating the guest food during service is a huge no-no. The chef has a right to be pissed.

You shouldn't be eating until dinner service is done or your shift is done, IF at all!

by Anonymousreply 52July 6, 2021 4:05 PM

R52. She eats the lamb in the next episode now available on Peacock.

by Anonymousreply 53July 6, 2021 4:58 PM

Asshole Chef Adam knew exactly how much "power" he exerted over the crew.

He would with hold meals from them, or serve their meals late.

The crew was patient with him, but I would have punched him in his face, for being such a dick.

by Anonymousreply 54July 6, 2021 6:08 PM

Crew meals were served on time when Adam was fucking Malia.

by Anonymousreply 55July 6, 2021 6:12 PM

Not that Adam isn't capable of being a mean asshole, but I always thought the food thing was some producer driven drama since he was trying to redeem himself after looking like a creepy psycho during the whole Malia/Wes thing. He even made an effort to be cordial to Hannah and sucked up to Captain Shandy with the power of a high end Dyson sweeper. He ended the season by making them food when they were all drunk.

by Anonymousreply 56July 6, 2021 6:16 PM

Chefs hold a lot of power on a yacht.

I mean, it's FOOD. Everyone has to eat.

Lexi mentioned it in the first episode. You suck up to the chef, because he/she is the one who feeds you.

Weird, but it's a basic human instinct.

by Anonymousreply 57July 6, 2021 6:22 PM

Bens food always looked like shit.

by Anonymousreply 58July 6, 2021 7:14 PM

The guests are not too obnoxious, just crazy drunk. The guy who screamed for creme brulee had me in tears laughing. Maybe it was a staged moment but I laughed all the same.

by Anonymousreply 59July 6, 2021 11:24 PM

Don't recall anything Ben served. The portions looked small, two courses and a lousy dessert.

by Anonymousreply 60July 6, 2021 11:28 PM

[quote] The guests are not too obnoxious, just crazy drunk. The guy who screamed for creme brulee had me in tears laughing. Maybe it was a staged moment but I laughed all the same.

He's the groom, lol.

And he told his fiancee that he doesn't want to marry her because she's a bitch!!!!

ROFL.

He's cute, btw.

by Anonymousreply 61July 6, 2021 11:31 PM

One guy that looks like Sam's rapist on Highlander is kinda cute,

Covid cast indeed.

by Anonymousreply 62July 6, 2021 11:34 PM

That chef needs to go. Call up a new chef ASAP. Get him into quarantine. When it's been 7 days, fire the chef and have the new chef take over. Seriously. You cannot have a chef who freaks out over the smallest things. How did he even cope in his last jobs? It's a mystery to me.

by Anonymousreply 63July 9, 2021 5:47 PM

He has anxiety attacks, R63.

WTF is he doing working on a super yacht, much less working on a reality tv show?

I guarantee the producers set this shit up.

by Anonymousreply 64July 9, 2021 5:49 PM

R64 But why would someone with bad anxiety work on a super yacht? I agree with you. The producers set it up. It's cruel. You cannot play with people's life like this, just for views. It's obvious he can't deal with it and he will get fired.

by Anonymousreply 65July 9, 2021 5:55 PM

[quote] But why would someone with bad anxiety work on a super yacht? I agree with you. The producers set it up. It's cruel. You cannot play with people's life like this

I have anxiety attacks, and I recognized it right off the bat.

The minute the food started coming in, he was overwhelmed. I could tell from his nervous energy meeting Captain Sandy, and then meeting the crew, and then worrying about the over abundance of food, and cooking for the guests, and the lights and cameras... this guy was a train wreck.

But you can't put it all on the producers.

Speaking as someone with anxiety issues, I would never put myself in this position. I would never go in front of the cameras in such a high pressure situation, and I would never seek a job where every single meal puts you on the spot. It's would be a fucking nightmare.

I don't know what the hell this chef was thinking.

by Anonymousreply 66July 9, 2021 6:02 PM

R8 Yup. Once again. I was hoping for a few hot guys after the uglies and dykes on sailing yacht. That show barely had any guys at all, especially no hot guys. Once again we have no hot guys. Who is in charge at Bravo now? Don't they know gays are the main viewers and want some hot eye candy?

by Anonymousreply 67July 9, 2021 6:02 PM

I will say though, except for the anxiety ridden chef, all the guys seem nice. They may not be hot, but at least they're not assholes.

by Anonymousreply 68July 9, 2021 6:04 PM

The Chef loses it tonight!

by Anonymousreply 69July 12, 2021 9:44 PM

Why does Captain Shandy always make herself out to be some sort of hero?

She acted as though getting the chef to cook the crew meals, was some sort of victory that she won.

He's SUPPOSED to cook the crew meals. All she did was get him to do his job.

by Anonymousreply 70July 12, 2021 9:46 PM

Did Sandy really need to tell the guests about the chef as soon as they boarded? He made lunch. She could have stalled. Drama Queen.

by Anonymousreply 71July 12, 2021 11:03 PM

[quote] Did Sandy really need to tell the guests about the chef as soon as they boarded? He made lunch. She could have stalled. Drama Queen.

I'm guessing she was drunk.

by Anonymousreply 72July 13, 2021 12:26 AM

Anyone watching?

by Anonymousreply 73July 13, 2021 1:04 AM

I’m watching. The chef is exhausting complaining about pulling together a tiny wedding. I mean he outsourced the fucking cake. I’m kinda liking Malia this season. Maybe she learned her lesson? Also, let’s face it, Hannah is toxic.

by Anonymousreply 74July 13, 2021 1:17 AM

[quote] I’m kinda liking Malia this season. Maybe she learned her lesson? Also, let’s face it, Hannah is toxic.

I honestly think the problem is Malia.

After her first season on her show, she came out looking terrible! She was basically a two-timing slut who started flirting with Wes (her boss), even though she had a pre-existing relationship with Adam.

Then her second time on the show, she was basically a rat/snitch who squealed on Hannah.

So, of course she's going to be on her best behavior this time.

by Anonymousreply 75July 13, 2021 1:21 AM

This is the season of redemption for Sandy and Malia.

by Anonymousreply 76July 13, 2021 1:25 AM

Lexi is in full kunt mode tonite. I love it. She’ll be gone very soon. Also, did anyone notice that when Sandy was looking for a new chef In the last episode she also asked for a new stew to go into quarantine?

by Anonymousreply 77July 13, 2021 1:34 AM

[quote] Also, did anyone notice that when Sandy was looking for a new chef In the last episode she also asked for a new stew to go into quarantine?

I only caught the part where she ordered an extra case of bourbon.

by Anonymousreply 78July 13, 2021 1:36 AM

Nice tip! The stews dishing on how unattractive the male deck crew is was hilarious. But toothy David is cute!

by Anonymousreply 79July 13, 2021 2:01 AM

David is kind of cute, but he’s got a mouth like a large-mouthed bass.

by Anonymousreply 80July 13, 2021 2:05 AM

[quote] The stews dishing on how unattractive the male deck crew is was hilarious

Well the stews are nothing to write home about, either.

by Anonymousreply 81July 13, 2021 2:07 AM

Katie is cute.

by Anonymousreply 82July 13, 2021 2:14 AM

David is cute and funny on WWHL tonight…good personality.

by Anonymousreply 83July 13, 2021 2:18 AM

I love that they’re both stoned on WWHL. Hilarious. And they did not want to talk about Lexi.

by Anonymousreply 84July 13, 2021 2:24 AM

Chef will be revealed to be a whiny incel. His comment that Lexi would never speak to him if they did not work together was revealing. Next week his wanker's manifesto will be found and read, everyone will know he is untouchable and a has developed a blue balled complex about it.

No one will want to be around him. No one.

by Anonymousreply 85July 13, 2021 11:22 AM

What show did you watch? I didn't see any this.

by Anonymousreply 86July 13, 2021 11:55 AM

R86---Incel chef made this comment at crew dinner out. His dear diary/manifesto was teased in the preview for next week. Katie said she needs to sleep with one eye open.

by Anonymousreply 87July 13, 2021 12:48 PM

See I took the chefs comment about Lexi never speaking to him as she’s gorgeous and he’s not and a beautiful woman would never speak to a guy that looks like him. I don’t think it had anything to do with race but, of course, that’s how it will be perceived.

by Anonymousreply 88July 13, 2021 2:04 PM

I still think the chef is gay.

I got that vibe from him, the instant he appeared on camera.

by Anonymousreply 89July 13, 2021 3:22 PM

So Bahamian queen has a list.

Let's call him, the Gypsy chef, he has a list.

They are fucking witches.

by Anonymousreply 90July 13, 2021 8:31 PM

The chef is a bit too emotional but he isn't wrong. The Caribbean Queen wouldn't look twice at him outside that boat.

by Anonymousreply 91July 14, 2021 12:15 AM

ummm. it's not a dating show....necessarily.

he's an incel wuss!

by Anonymousreply 92July 14, 2021 12:29 AM

he ran away first charter. says it all.

by Anonymousreply 93July 14, 2021 12:30 AM

His food looks unremarkable, portions look small.

by Anonymousreply 94July 14, 2021 12:43 AM

I wonder who will replace Lexi. Please don’t bring back Jess.

by Anonymousreply 95July 14, 2021 5:54 AM

There was a poll on Twitter about whose side people are on, the chef or the stew. 80 % said the chef. Thank god. Can't stand that arrogant stew. She should know that the chef has a higher ranking onboard than the 2nd stew. You do not tell a higher ranking person what to do. 101 of yacthing.

by Anonymousreply 96July 14, 2021 7:06 PM

I vote for the shtew.... now make me shum shtew, chef!!!

I'm shuper hungry...

by Anonymousreply 97July 14, 2021 7:07 PM

This tweet is 100 % right about Lexi. She is arrogant. She thinks she is so much better than everyone else.

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by Anonymousreply 98July 14, 2021 7:14 PM

[quote] This tweet is 100 % right about Lexi. She is arrogant. She thinks she is so much better than everyone else.

I told you this back at R40!!

by Anonymousreply 99July 14, 2021 7:17 PM

Interesting that the chef didn’t go off on Lexi because she ate 3 lamb pops but because she stood in the neat little pile of dirt he had just made. I had no problem with Lexi until she ate the lamb. That was fucking ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 100July 14, 2021 8:49 PM

Lexi is a skinny Kandy Muse.

by Anonymousreply 101July 15, 2021 2:36 PM

Is Lexi wearing a wig? Her hair looks fake.

by Anonymousreply 102July 15, 2021 2:38 PM

A terrible wig, distracting.

by Anonymousreply 103July 17, 2021 1:45 AM

Hard pass to this mess.

by Anonymousreply 104July 17, 2021 2:22 AM

New episode tonight!

by Anonymousreply 105July 20, 2021 12:00 AM

Let the hookups begin!

by Anonymousreply 106July 20, 2021 12:38 AM

Did Lexi leave?

I missed last week's episode.

by Anonymousreply 107July 20, 2021 12:39 AM

Lexi is still there....for now. Next week she gets into it with Malia and it looks like Matt packs his knives and goesssssssss.

by Anonymousreply 108July 20, 2021 2:02 AM

Lloyd (mustache boy) looks absolutely adorable on WWHL tonight with a beard. That cheesy mustache was doing him no favors.

by Anonymousreply 109July 20, 2021 2:24 AM

Lloyd looks like a different person on WWHL. He’s a sweetheart.

by Anonymousreply 110July 20, 2021 2:27 AM

I agree, Lloyd actually looks younger on WWHL.

If Chef Matt is on WWHL, then it probably means that he really does leave next week.

:o(

I wonder who will replace him.

by Anonymousreply 111July 20, 2021 7:06 AM

Way too much screaming, shrieking and hysterics

by Anonymousreply 112July 20, 2021 12:19 PM

It looks like Matt gets drunk, packs up his shit and leaves the boat next week. But he probably comes back. But, hopefully, Sandy still has that replacement chef in quarantine just in case.

by Anonymousreply 113July 20, 2021 12:35 PM

David has a nice, hairy coin slot

by Anonymousreply 114July 20, 2021 1:00 PM

Captain Sandy said that she thinks Malia is a lesbian in a Cameo she did. She said that all the producers think so as well.

by Anonymousreply 115July 20, 2021 4:02 PM

The chef was actually sorta likable in this episode. And he can clearly cook. The charter guests are always happy with his food. Would be a shame if he left now.

by Anonymousreply 116July 20, 2021 4:10 PM

[quote] Captain Sandy said that she thinks Malia is a lesbian in a Cameo she did. She said that all the producers think so as well.

I shaid sheesh a leshbian, and I... *hiccup* ... I shtand by that.

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by Anonymousreply 117July 20, 2021 4:23 PM

Next weeks episode is on Peacock and viewers on one of the BD insta pages I follow are saying it’s off the charts. But I’m not paying a streaming service to watch it early. I’ll wait.

by Anonymousreply 118July 20, 2021 4:46 PM

I wondered why you guys were a week behind.

Torrent.

by Anonymousreply 119July 20, 2021 4:50 PM

If anyone wants to headline their post with SPOILER and fill us in I’d be most grateful.

by Anonymousreply 120July 20, 2021 4:55 PM

Which episode are we discussing ? Number 6 with Roy Orbison Jr as the charter guest?

by Anonymousreply 121July 20, 2021 11:35 PM

Spoiler

They get drunk. Chef and Bahamian witch go after each other. Chef talks about sex parties and how he is clean. He did. Then everyone told him to stfu.

He leaves by himself and packs his knives while knocking all the cameras down. He is escorted off the boat by the HUNKY chief officer...like hot.

They come back to party on the boat. Bahamian witch calls pornstashe a pussy. IDK why. They all start screaming at each other. It was over the top. Guy that looks like the Highlander villain gets naked. They seemed to have no idea the chef left.

Sandy snoozed the whole time.

Do not ask for more details. BD is weekday drinking/smoking splurge, and also my only reality show ever.

by Anonymousreply 122July 20, 2021 11:46 PM

[quote] Which episode are we discussing ? Number 6 with Roy Orbison Jr as the charter guest?

Yes R121.

He's hilarious.

"Happy time! Happy time!" Rofl.

He was on last season, and completely well-behaved.

This time, he's out of control!

by Anonymousreply 123July 20, 2021 11:55 PM

He was. Wife was pizzed, but he seems like a great dad.

by Anonymousreply 124July 20, 2021 11:56 PM

The staff set the smoke alarms off and the guests said " we are not leaving the breakfast table", I laughed because that is something that I would say/do!

by Anonymousreply 125July 21, 2021 12:00 AM

I'm watching on Sumo (Norwegian streaming service). The new guests with the kids just arrived, the chef was on his best behavior meanwhile Lexie talked about her burn list.

by Anonymousreply 126July 21, 2021 6:35 PM

Damn, Roy Orbison's son is an alcoholic mess. Great role model for the kids!

by Anonymousreply 127July 21, 2021 9:19 PM

I have a feeling we're losing chef for good next week. That's probably why they made sure to let everyone know Shandy had a reserve chef ready to go.

by Anonymousreply 128July 21, 2021 9:20 PM

I think she had a reserve Stewardess R128, not a reserve Chef.

At least that's what I heard her ask for.

by Anonymousreply 129July 21, 2021 9:38 PM

R129. She asked for both.

by Anonymousreply 130July 21, 2021 9:39 PM

The guy is a happy drunk. Obnoxious. Wifey looked ready to strangle him.

by Anonymousreply 131July 21, 2021 10:46 PM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 132July 22, 2021 2:32 PM

OK, that crazy NC realtor is on Grindr with quite a profile!

by Anonymousreply 133July 25, 2021 2:49 PM

Gawd he's on squirt too.

by Anonymousreply 134July 25, 2021 2:51 PM

Which episode is this? 6?

by Anonymousreply 135July 25, 2021 3:18 PM

I’m watching Lexi right now. Tick tock tick tock tick tock......KA-BOOOOM

by Anonymousreply 136July 27, 2021 1:21 AM

The Caribbean Queen is mourning her father, she wasn't ready to head back to work so soon.

by Anonymousreply 137July 27, 2021 1:23 AM

^and that’s what makes watching her lose her shit even worse because it’s coming from pain she’s been carrying around.

by Anonymousreply 138July 27, 2021 1:54 AM

The chef was yelling about preparing the crew meals. Is this not a time management issue?

by Anonymousreply 139July 27, 2021 1:56 AM

I may spend the $4.99 on Peacock because I can’t wait a week to see what happens.

by Anonymousreply 140July 27, 2021 2:01 AM

[quote] The chef was yelling about preparing the crew meals. Is this not a time management issue?

Every single chef on every single season of Below Deck has made both guest meals AND crew meals. Every single chef has done it.

This chef is a neurotic mess.

The only other time I've seen a chef slack on crew meals was Adam on Below Deck Med. I remember that the crew complained a couple of times that he didn't make meals for them, and Sandy had to order out for pizza.

He was partly doing it to be an asshole, and he would often serve them late. The crew would be starving by the time he put the food out, but even then he still made crew meals.

by Anonymousreply 141July 27, 2021 2:04 AM

Amazing how Adrian was always so composed in the kitchen even when the guests were difficult. And his crew meals always looked great.

by Anonymousreply 142July 27, 2021 2:44 AM

There's something mentally wrong with Lexi and her Burn List. I'd be sleeping with one eye open if I was on that boat.

by Anonymousreply 143July 27, 2021 2:49 AM

Lloyd was smart to walk away. Can you imagine if two deckhands rubbed their dicks in a female stews face? But it’s ok for two women to rub their tits in a mans face? Oh the hypocrisy.

by Anonymousreply 144July 27, 2021 3:21 AM

Are we sure about Lexi’s father?

by Anonymousreply 145July 27, 2021 3:22 AM

Check her burn list...

by Anonymousreply 146July 27, 2021 6:19 AM

Lexi is an obnoxious cunt. Matt is a neurotic drama queen.

And, to make matters worse, there’s absolutely no eye candy to provide a reason to tolerate the bullshit.

by Anonymousreply 147July 27, 2021 6:55 AM

It's true. Not one hot guy although David looked pretty good running naked around the boat. Nice ass.

by Anonymousreply 148July 27, 2021 1:28 PM

David is toothy but adorable. I love how Malia’s cunt side came out last night. She could have walked away from Lexi but, instead, she engaged and make herself look petty. Katie handled the situation very well under the circumstances.

by Anonymousreply 149July 27, 2021 1:47 PM

Crazy realtor hit me up this morn!

by Anonymousreply 150July 27, 2021 2:33 PM

Lexi is insane, and has a horrible attitude. I hope she gets fired. There was a blind gossip item about her only being on the show to promote her only fans account, but Malia said on the after show that Lexi married a very wealthy man after filming. Why would Matt think that people wanted to hear about his trips to sex clubs? Disgusting. I also don’t get why he can’t just make sandwiches for the crew. They don’t seem picky.

by Anonymousreply 151July 27, 2021 2:47 PM

Was Shandy passed out drunk in her cabin while all of this shit was going down?

by Anonymousreply 152July 27, 2021 2:58 PM

i'm watching next week's...i'm watching next week's....lalallalala

by Anonymousreply 153July 27, 2021 3:07 PM

[quote] Why would Matt think that people wanted to hear about his trips to sex clubs? Disgusting. I also don’t get why he can’t just make sandwiches for the crew. They don’t seem picky.

I'm starting to think that Matt is autistic and has major issues with socialization. It would explain why his behavior is so strange to most people. And then his lack of coping skills kicked in, which is why he left the yacht so abruptly.

Then there's Lexi, who I think is a complete sociopath. Notice how during "emotional' scenes, she didn't shed a tear? In fact, she was smiling in many of her "sad" scenes.

Also, calling herself satan over and over, the burn book, etc. I think she has some major, major mental problems.

[quote] David looked pretty good running naked around the boat. Nice ass.

Once again, the Below Deck scat troll was filming yet ANOTHER crew member taking a shit.

They really seem to think it's hilarious, putting in camera footage of crew members in the toilet, taking a shit and making strange noises.

They did it to Chef Kevin in Thailand when he had stomach problems, they did it to Chef Rachel last season in the Caribbean when she had stomach problems, and now David when he stunk up the bathroom and set off the alarm.

Their obsession with people taking a shit, is very weird.

[quote] Was Shandy passed out drunk in her cabin while all of this shit was going down?

That was hilarious. They must have shown her cabin door at least four times, with a snoring sound in the background, while all the action was going on upstairs.

I think the really were trying to say she was passed out DRUNK!

Rofl!

by Anonymousreply 154July 27, 2021 3:11 PM

If you have DirecTV and a Genie DVR connected to the internet (I do) you can either watch or download episode 6 (next weeks) via the On Demand feature now. They also have other 'special scenes' as well. Since I haven't watched any of the 5 episodes of the current season I'll just wait until next Monday when the episode is recorded. Tons of other stuff to watch plus the hearing on Jan 6 is riveting.

by Anonymousreply 155July 27, 2021 5:21 PM

[quote]Their obsession with people taking a shit, is very weird.

I would imagine that when you work in very cramped quarters, someone taking a shit & stinking up the place is a bigger deal than viewers realize.

by Anonymousreply 156July 27, 2021 5:41 PM

**spoiler**

that ex chef is a kook and a hunky, otter cub is the new one.

by Anonymousreply 157July 27, 2021 6:21 PM

SPOILER

Whoa!!!!! I really thought Matt would come back especially after he was on WWHL. Does Lexi get fired?

by Anonymousreply 158July 27, 2021 6:48 PM

And why didn’t the engineer or whoever helped Matt off the boat alert Shandy?

by Anonymousreply 159July 27, 2021 6:56 PM

Could Miss Bahamas get a better weave?

by Anonymousreply 160July 27, 2021 11:26 PM

Hannah did the same, increased her value by appearing on tee-vee, got knocked up and engaged ASAP.

by Anonymousreply 161July 27, 2021 11:39 PM

It’s a wig, r160

by Anonymousreply 162July 27, 2021 11:53 PM

cheap wig, unflattering.

by Anonymousreply 163July 27, 2021 11:54 PM

Chef sounds reasonable here.

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by Anonymousreply 164July 28, 2021 12:36 AM

Lexi is a psychotic cunt. I'd have been tempted to hold her head underwater until the bubbles stopped.

by Anonymousreply 165July 28, 2021 1:29 AM

The deck crew guys, while not the least bit attractive (although Toothy has a nice tight body and ass), all seem like genuinely good people. Mzi is the kind of guy you just wanna hug.

by Anonymousreply 166July 28, 2021 1:30 AM

What happened lasht night? I had a big bottle of water, then went to bed and pashed out.

by Anonymousreply 167July 28, 2021 1:31 AM

Lol R167.

You have me giggling.

by Anonymousreply 168July 28, 2021 1:33 AM

r166 Toothy is the best of the 3, Mzi is cute from certain angles and his name is cool, whereas Lloyd is a distant 3.

by Anonymousreply 169July 28, 2021 1:46 AM

mzi just needs a haircut.

by Anonymousreply 170July 28, 2021 1:48 AM

Toothy David is the cutest.

He has a very cute ass. Too bad it probably smells like poop.

by Anonymousreply 171July 28, 2021 1:54 AM

Toothy David is adorkable

by Anonymousreply 172July 28, 2021 11:52 AM

R159 Probably because he knew she was passed out drunk and he wouldn't have been able to wake her up.

by Anonymousreply 173July 28, 2021 12:53 PM

David, being Brittish, has highly questionable anal hygiene

by Anonymousreply 174July 28, 2021 12:59 PM

David is cute if you thought TimTom was cute 😬

by Anonymousreply 175July 28, 2021 3:37 PM

I'm gonna let the realtor suck me off cause I love Below Deck!

by Anonymousreply 176July 28, 2021 7:51 PM

What realtor are you talking about, R176?

I think you're on a different season.

Currently in the US, Bravo is airing Below Deck Med in Croatia.

The charter guest was Roy Orbison Jr. and his family and friends.

There was no real estate person.

by Anonymousreply 177July 28, 2021 8:08 PM

and you aren't too bright.

by Anonymousreply 178July 28, 2021 8:11 PM

Leah really thinks she’s important, doesn’t she. Geez.

by Anonymousreply 179July 28, 2021 8:48 PM

"Leah" or Lexi, R179?

Some of you are definitely watching the wrong show.

by Anonymousreply 180July 28, 2021 8:49 PM

I have not seen next weeks episode on Peacock but based on coming attractions airing on Bravo it looks like Lexi does not get fired for her behavior. But it does look like she quits.

by Anonymousreply 181July 28, 2021 10:55 PM

R181 Bitch should've been fired.

by Anonymousreply 182July 28, 2021 11:09 PM

Totally, R182.

She's mentally unstable.

Chef Matthew was awkward, but Lexi is just fucking nuts.

by Anonymousreply 183July 28, 2021 11:10 PM

Have I mentioned I was Miss Bahamas? I don't think I have.

by Anonymousreply 184July 29, 2021 2:13 PM

It’s hard to take Lexi seriously about how much money she has when she’s wearing a dead raccoon on top of her head. Instead of buying 3 cars buy one decent wig.

by Anonymousreply 185July 29, 2021 7:51 PM

What episode are you watching?

by Anonymousreply 186July 30, 2021 1:35 AM

Will Captain Shandy wake up from her drunken slumber tonight, to fix her crew?

Or will she be passed out by 6 pm again?

by Anonymousreply 187August 2, 2021 4:21 PM

Captain Shandy has hardly been seen this season, except when she's begging Chef Matt for food.

WTF?

by Anonymousreply 188August 2, 2021 9:08 PM

Sandy has made an ass of herself for the past few seasons so she’s laying low OR producers know viewers hate her and they’ve edited her out as much as possible.

by Anonymousreply 189August 2, 2021 10:03 PM

Haha R189.

So she's getting the "Pete treatment?"

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by Anonymousreply 190August 2, 2021 10:06 PM

I prefer Pete, to Sandy.

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by Anonymousreply 191August 2, 2021 10:08 PM

Sandy made the right decision. And the new chef is definitely an upgrade looks wise.

by Anonymousreply 192August 3, 2021 1:40 AM

Was Lexi fired?

by Anonymousreply 193August 3, 2021 2:29 AM

Nope, r193. The chief stew was crying over her behavior. So weak, and poor leadership. Lexi’s ass should’ve been gone that night.

by Anonymousreply 194August 3, 2021 2:32 AM

R193. Nope. She quit but then said she didn’t. Sandy called a crew meeting and played peacemaker. Remember, a new stew would have to spend 2 weeks in quarantine.

by Anonymousreply 195August 3, 2021 2:33 AM

Based on coming attractions I’m wondering if Shandy sticks with Matthew and lets him stay for the remainder of the season.

by Anonymousreply 196August 3, 2021 2:35 AM

Too bad Sandy couldn't take a look at that night's tape while she was snoring in bed. She would have fired Lexi, who deserved to be fired. Well she's seeing it now. Lexi's not right in the head and I feel bad Katie has to share her cabin now. I wouldn't sleep in the same city as her, never mind the lower bunk.

by Anonymousreply 197August 3, 2021 2:59 AM

OMG, did you guys see Duran Duran on watch what happens live, after the show? WTF did they do to their faces? Such extreme work.

by Anonymousreply 198August 3, 2021 3:05 AM

Oh dear these charter guests are going to be a handful. They were very excited about the free robes and slippers.

by Anonymousreply 199August 3, 2021 3:22 AM

I'd have fired Lexi's ass the minute she picked up the phone while the chief stew was talking to her. She's a sociopathic cunt, and you know she's gonna go off again. It's just a matter of time.

by Anonymousreply 200August 3, 2021 11:43 AM

I have a feeling Shandy's gonna let the chef stay. A huge mistake if she does.

by Anonymousreply 201August 3, 2021 11:44 AM

This Queen of Wakanda charter guest is gonna be a real pain the ass.

by Anonymousreply 202August 3, 2021 11:45 AM

I realize this isn't "Below Deck - the HR Episode", but when crewmembers physically assault another crewmember - deserved or not - production should immediately remove them. Yes, everyone gets drunk & carries on, but Ashton nearly hitting Kate & the antics of this season's resident Psycho is just really too far, even for Bravo

by Anonymousreply 203August 3, 2021 12:17 PM

Listen, there's NOTHING crazier than a pretty Black woman. They are INSANE. Every one I've ever met has been certifiable.

Yes, it's a generalization and a bit of exaggeration BUT I'm Black and IDGAF.

I think Lloyd is cute. Is accent helps

by Anonymousreply 204August 3, 2021 12:35 PM

I wonder what Lexi looks like without her bad wig.

by Anonymousreply 205August 3, 2021 12:54 PM

R203 Yes. Lexi was a crazed bitch and put her hands on Mzi and sexually harassed Lloyd.

Her crazed ass should've been thrown off the boat that night.

And I don't believe for a minute her story that she "didn't remember" what happened. Bitch, please.

by Anonymousreply 206August 3, 2021 12:58 PM

Sandy should get a replacement in quarantine right away and replace Lexi as soon as possible. I do think Sandy is going to let Matt stay because she has very poor judgement and is a terrible manager.

by Anonymousreply 207August 3, 2021 1:51 PM

Sandy totally disrespected the crew's concerns regarding Lexi. She should be replaced.

by Anonymousreply 208August 3, 2021 1:54 PM

Watching the new episode now. Matthew actually seems genuinely sad and his apology was sincere, unlike Lexie. Yes, he's a bit crazy, but at least he doesn't seem like a bad person. Lexie just comes across as a bad person. And yeah, Matthew was wrong for pushing Lexie's buttons, but he was upset. Lexie has treated him horribly. And now Lexie is quitting. Bye bitch. We won't miss you. Can't wait until she's gone and the new chef looked hot. Finally a hot guy onboard.

by Anonymousreply 209August 3, 2021 2:01 PM

R201 I think the same. It will be a huge mistake if she does.

by Anonymousreply 210August 3, 2021 2:23 PM

R203 Preach. Lexie was literally shoving Mzi. How is that ok? If she was a guy she might have been arrested. People only let it go because she's a woman. She also threatened to slap them. Again, totally not ok. I don't care if it was the alcohol talking. Alcohol or not, that is never ok. She should have been fired right then and there.

by Anonymousreply 211August 3, 2021 2:25 PM

Sandy will probably re-hire the chef. What she should do though is to just praise him if he steps up and say that she will be a positive reference for his next job, but that it's too late.

by Anonymousreply 212August 3, 2021 2:58 PM

This is the link to the company that these charter guests own. They’re scammers (which explains being impressed with robes and slippers).

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by Anonymousreply 213August 3, 2021 3:04 PM

Captain Sandy and Malia met up at at Top Golf. Malia’s boyfriend is hot. Someone on Reddit said that he is in production.

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by Anonymousreply 214August 3, 2021 3:13 PM

R214 So Malia's moved on from fucking cast members and is now spreading her legs for the production crew?

by Anonymousreply 215August 3, 2021 3:29 PM

[quote] People only let it go because she's a woman

People only let it go because she's a BLACK woman.

There, I fixed it for you.

They have been getting away with anything and everything, lately.

by Anonymousreply 216August 3, 2021 3:42 PM

Sandy's girlfriend looks like Denise Richards.

I think Sandy is still hot for Malia, though.

She really wants to eat out that snatch!

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by Anonymousreply 217August 3, 2021 3:43 PM

R217 Shandy's girlfriend looks like a faux lesbian fame whore.

by Anonymousreply 218August 3, 2021 3:45 PM

I know a few people who are boycotting this season because of Sandy and Malia. Their loss. Also, as bad as those two are Hannah is equally cunty and nasty not to mention lazy but now she’s considered BD royalty because of the misplaced sympathy some viewers gave her last season. They all suck but they’re fun to watch.

by Anonymousreply 219August 3, 2021 4:16 PM

Malia is very holier-than-thou. I’m sick of someone having to fall head over heels for her each season (or multiple people per season, including Shandy).

And she has definitely been on yachts too long - as she said a couple of episodes ago, her speech patterns have taken on that annoying up-tilt at the end of questions that British people do.

by Anonymousreply 220August 3, 2021 4:21 PM

[quote] her speech patterns have taken on that annoying up-tilt at the end of questions that British people do

I think that started when she began dating Tom, and not because of her work on yachts.

by Anonymousreply 221August 3, 2021 4:25 PM

The Caribbean Queen was out of line. Her behavior intolerable and cringe inducing.

by Anonymousreply 222August 3, 2021 7:16 PM

Lexi started to flip when she was asked to pay her portion of the tab. Beautiful women are accustomed to getting a free ride.

by Anonymousreply 223August 3, 2021 7:20 PM

R223 But she's rich and lives in a high rise condo, so why should paying the bill be a problem for her?

by Anonymousreply 224August 3, 2021 7:22 PM

Not the point, she is too beautiful to pay her way and was infuriated to be asked to.

by Anonymousreply 225August 3, 2021 7:25 PM

R225 I was being facetious. My guess is she doesn't have two dimes to rub together.

by Anonymousreply 226August 3, 2021 7:28 PM

I don’t think Lexi had a problem paying her share of the bill. She was drunk and didn’t understand exactly how much she owed. Now the rest of her behavior was inexcusable but I don’t think she was expecting a free meal. It wasn’t the first time they went out to dinner as a crew and she knew everyone puts in their share.

by Anonymousreply 227August 3, 2021 7:59 PM

***BIG SPOILERS***

craxzy chef stays! pays for the entire meal. crazy not blonde malia girl is clever. they all make up with lexi. pornstashe is gay. omg loyd said he was 90 percent straight. and a group lgbtq moment! omg

malia is bio she said it

omg!

by Anonymousreply 228August 3, 2021 8:06 PM

bi opps. it was a lot.

by Anonymousreply 229August 3, 2021 8:08 PM

R228 I thought Lloyd seem gay. That's probably why he reacted the way he did when Lexi called him a "pussy."

by Anonymousreply 230August 3, 2021 8:13 PM

Thank you for the Spoilers!!!! That’s enough to hold me until next Monday. xoxoxo

by Anonymousreply 231August 3, 2021 8:19 PM

Mzi is a cool dude, just horribly plain. I like the name Mzi.

by Anonymousreply 232August 3, 2021 8:25 PM

R228 I knew crazy chef would stay.

I fell sorry for the poor chef Shandy had in quarantine. I hope they pay him well for the work he missed.

by Anonymousreply 233August 3, 2021 8:26 PM

I really like Mzi. At first I was surprised Malia wasn't pissed off at him for messing up the lines and being out of his league. Now I think it's because she realized what a sweet guy he is and that he's trying hard. I like the way he brought in his adoptive family by introducing his brother.

by Anonymousreply 234August 3, 2021 8:36 PM

I loved Mzi from the moment I saw him bring his notepad on deck with him on his first day. He's so eager.

by Anonymousreply 235August 3, 2021 8:38 PM

Ahh, now it makes sense why Captain Sandy was convinced that Malia was a lesbian. She must have known about a hook up. Like someone said above, Malia seems to have a golden pussy. Everyone, including Sandy, seems to fall in love with her. She tries to act oblivious to it, but it’s fake AF.

by Anonymousreply 236August 3, 2021 9:02 PM

Grifters as charter guests, very quickly.

by Anonymousreply 237August 3, 2021 9:06 PM

Let’s not forget Malia and Hannah almost hooked up early in their first season together.

by Anonymousreply 238August 3, 2021 9:07 PM

Very interesting 🤣🤣

by Anonymousreply 239August 3, 2021 9:07 PM

I knew Lloyd was gay, when he kept talking about his best mate.

Like, over and over and over again. And how much fun they have together, and how much they have in common.

If he was straight, I would have found that conversation a bit strange.

Which is why he set off my gaydar.

by Anonymousreply 240August 4, 2021 12:56 AM

I keep telling you all.

Matt must be autistic, which is why he has so much anxiety as well as anti-social behavior.

That doesn't make him a bad guy. Just weird.

by Anonymousreply 241August 4, 2021 12:57 AM

R241 Except he ventures into "bad" territory when he gets violent and destroys property. He was lucky no human beings were in his path.

by Anonymousreply 242August 4, 2021 1:21 AM

craxyies, covid. wtf to do?

by Anonymousreply 243August 4, 2021 1:22 AM
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